Massage Parlor Reports

**Brandon83** · 09-29-13 12:02

Don't be confused. I was disappointed for both reasons. Massage was lame. I was alone in the room for about 9 minutes out of the 30. Storefronts will at least give a real massage for $45 per half hour. Jessica's upsell at this place ridiculous. No real attempt at salesmanship. And, I paid total of $100, including "tip", not $40.

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

I'm confused, are you disappointed because the massage was bad or you were expecting more for $40? For a latina massage place, their prices are pretty normal.

With that said I haven't returned since, but only because they don't have a full menu.

**StayPuff** · 09-28-13 15:36

Originally Posted by Brandon83 [View Original Post]

This is the world's record for shortest time between ending a session and posting comments about it. I go into a little more detail on other forum sites. This can only mean it contains a negative review, but it's fair. I've been in this forum over a year. I've seen these Latinas advertise for almost a year. This is the first time someone answered the phone. This place advertises in the BP Body Rub section, and really that's all you are going to get in this case for $40. Their minimum tip suggested when I called was $60, in this case even with the HE, is really overpriced. Before I got up from the table, I knew I would not be returning. I did complain a little about not even getting the 30 minutes. I strongly suggest, skip this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/14182021

I'm confused, are you disappointed because the massage was bad or you were expecting more for $40? For a latina massage place, their prices are pretty normal.

With that said I haven't returned since, but only because they don't have a full menu.

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-28-13 13:23

Originally Posted by Xabi Alonso [View Original Post]

The ad is in craigslist along with photo of provider. The location is 333 Wells cross street is Jackson Blvd. They are pretty open with what kind of massages they provide. If you call and make appointment, you can ask the girl (when you arrive at the location) directly what types of massage they offer and she will tell you what specials they offer. Don't go out of your way for this location. I only wanted to point it out as options for those who work near Sears Tower downtown. Name in the title is intentionally misspelled. Look for the similar ad title in CL.

I live right down the street, can you pm me some deets? Damage / service etc. Thanks!

**Member #5942** · 09-27-13 18:30

The ad is in craigslist along with photo of provider. The location is 333 Wells cross street is Jackson Blvd. They are pretty open with what kind of massages they provide. If you call and make appointment, you can ask the girl (when you arrive at the location) directly what types of massage they offer and she will tell you what specials they offer. Don't go out of your way for this location. I only wanted to point it out as options for those who work near Sears Tower downtown. Name in the title is intentionally misspelled. Look for the similar ad title in CL.

**JustUwait** · 09-25-13 17:31

Just looking to see how my old an best spot was doing so far? Lisa and Nivea is there name and no playing around is there game. LOL 312. XXX. 1443 sexy LMP's here I just wanted to here any updates on them or if any body had any info on my girls. LOL I know there's a few more but I just a rundown on any experience so if you'd like to share with me or the world inbox me or reply thanks.

**AtlJack** · 09-25-13 13:37

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-26/15908919

Never tried this place but if you look at the other ads by the same users you see some ads for transsexual escorts the pictures seem very similar so you make your own assumptions.

ALL of those pics are of a 100% male, reverse look-up and viola!

**MoanyNaomi** · 09-24-13 20:46

Originally Posted by Albert47 [View Original Post]

Well I'm thinking of a trip to chinatown in first week of October. I have not read much about the AMPs there.

Does anyone have any help or recomendations for me.

I was wondering the same. But by reading older post China town seems like a hit or miss. Good luck

**Brandon83** · 09-24-13 18:07

At least you got some business taken care of for 1. I have gotten decent service for that at Ruby. Just left nearby "$40 Throbbing Latinas" and I won't go back there. Ruby or any placeon Archer gives much better service for 1, even when they are not at their best.

Originally Posted by RogerC [View Original Post]

Dropped by Ruby Spa the other day.

Took a 1/2 hour massage for 40. I drew a rather heavy and ugly masseuse. Turns out she gave a nice soft touch massage. Kept my eyes closed the whole time.

Took care of business for 1. Total.

I doubt I'll be back. I prefer Gunnison Spa because you get a very good massage first.

**Brandon83** · 09-24-13 18:01

This is the world's record for shortest time between ending a session and posting comments about it. I go into a little more detail on other forum sites. This can only mean it contains a negative review, but it's fair. I've been in this forum over a year. I've seen these Latinas advertise for almost a year. This is the first time someone answered the phone. This place advertises in the BP Body Rub section, and really that's all you are going to get in this case for $40. Their minimum tip suggested when I called was $60, in this case even with the HE, is really overpriced. Before I got up from the table, I knew I would not be returning. I did complain a little about not even getting the 30 minutes. I strongly suggest, skip this one.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/14182021

**RogerC** · 09-23-13 23:16

Dropped by Ruby Spa the other day.

Took a 1/2 hour massage for 40. I drew a rather heavy and ugly masseuse. Turns out she gave a nice soft touch massage. Kept my eyes closed the whole time.

Took care of business for 1. Total.

I doubt I'll be back. I prefer Gunnison Spa because you get a very good massage first.

**Albert47** · 09-22-13 19:12

Well I'm thinking of a trip to chinatown in first week of October. I have not read much about the AMPs there.

Does anyone have any help or recomendations for me.

**DMichaels69** · 09-22-13 18:57

Last time I was at Crystal, I had an attendant, not bad looking, but had the stones to waltz over and grab my pants for the tip, then wanted way more for the standard finish. I have not been back since. Hard to tell her age with all the make up on and a fake rack.

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Crystal recently and do they have any younger attendants? Last two times I was there, in May, both were easily in there forties. I would rather make the drive out to pine before getting a massage from someone that could be my mother in law. I also recently heard of a Spa in Michigan city. Any one have info? I am going to check out the NWI board.

**E6671** · 09-22-13 17:01

Has anyone been to Crystal recently and do they have any younger attendants? Last two times I was there, in May, both were easily in there forties. I would rather make the drive out to pine before getting a massage from someone that could be my mother in law. I also recently heard of a Spa in Michigan city. Any one have info? I am going to check out the NWI board.

**Nicky Forza** · 09-22-13 08:31

To the swarthy gentleman who I very briefly met and spoke to on Saturday, September 21st at 12:30pm*at a Chinatown area massage place. Could you please send me a pm?

**IcedOut** · 09-18-13 14:43

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

Is this meant to be informative or helpful in any way? I honestly don't get it. If there was a problem there, please share. If you don't like AMPs at all, then you could post this about every AMP in the city and still none of us would benefit.

This guy hasnt posted anything helpful in over two months. All of his posts are worthless comments that clog up the board. I think hes just trying to pad his posts or something.

Then why don't you guys put him on your ignore list? It takes more effort to whinge about him than it does to never see another one of his posts.

Scratching my head,

A2