Massage Parlor Reports

**SpermSac** · 09-20-13 14:17

Looking for a good massage on the south shore from an AMP?

Try Hong Kong Accupressure 59 Washington Street Weymouth not to be confused with Hong Kong Spa up the street.

Located on the 2nd floor above restaurant and has parking to the rear of the building if on street parking is an issue.

While Shirley and Jenny may not be the young spinners that many seek, they do provide an excellent massage and you'll walk out with a smile.

Total damage 70H 40T and the body feels great and relaxed. Have been to see Jenny a few times and she is always there with a smile to greet you. Great for when the body wants something simple.

**Slart B Fast** · 09-20-13 10:42

Went to Tulip in Brookline. Haven't seen any reviews in a while. They are really pushing for you to take an hour appointment. 60 for an hour. 50 for a half. Also, there's a sign in the room indicating that half-hour massages are back-only (don't include a flip). Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. Took an hour with Michelle. Plenty of teasing. Roaming OTC downstairs, UTC upstairs. 60+60.

Also tried the new one on Cambridge St in Allston. Not a big fan of this location. It's highly visible and in a well-trafficked area. Photos of both female providers are accurate. Took an hour with Nit. Used tons of oil. Draped with a sheet, but didn't mind when it moved. No tease, but also didn't try to avoid the boys, so there was some incidental contact. Very limited OTC roaming. Left happy. 80+40.

**Satya** · 09-20-13 02:17

Originally Posted by MongerExpert [View Original Post]

4 check-ins means he had been there 4 times. 4 strikeouts. That's a weak review, but even lower is the dhead that immediately outed him. To do that on yelp, mental mistake. Some of these businesses rely on positive yelp reviews to keep customers, get new business. On the bright side now mongers know loud and a little too clear not to go to that spa expecting to leave happy. Either way, very funny.

Wasn't that the spa owner who put the fool in his place?

**MongerExpert** · 09-20-13 00:04

Originally Posted by Tommy Anonymus [View Original Post]

I know you guys already know this, but from time to time one of us TOFTT at a legit spa. In that case, the information belongs here, not on a mainstream review site like, say, Yelp. One guy did not realize this, and posted a review with amusing (but not to him) results:

URL:

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/share/7803533568

If I get shot down at a place that might actually be legit, I apologize for the misunderstanding, tip well, and never post a review under my real name (which the spa never gets from me anyway). I rarely TOFTT, though, as there are enough sure things between here and providence, but I have when traveling if I don't have local info.

4 check-ins means he had been there 4 times. 4 strikeouts. That's a weak review, but even lower is the dhead that immediately outed him. To do that on yelp, mental mistake. Some of these businesses rely on positive yelp reviews to keep customers, get new business. On the bright side now mongers know loud and a little too clear not to go to that spa expecting to leave happy. Either way, very funny.

**SaulGoodman** · 09-19-13 20:43

Originally Posted by NorthShore123 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on where Tammy from reading ended up? If you want to pm me with info thats fine too.

I was so hoping she would have resurfaced but I haven't heard of her popping up anywhere since what happened in May.

**Jeevs** · 09-19-13 17:34

Joe Hags clear your mailbox trying to pm.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 09-19-13 16:00

I know you guys already know this, but from time to time one of us TOFTT at a legit spa. In that case, the information belongs here, not on a mainstream review site like, say, Yelp. One guy did not realize this, and posted a review with amusing (but not to him) results:

URL:http://failblog.cheezburger.com/share/7803533568

If I get shot down at a place that might actually be legit, I apologize for the misunderstanding, tip well, and never post a review under my real name (which the spa never gets from me anyway). I rarely TOFTT, though, as there are enough sure things between here and providence, but I have when traveling if I don't have local info.

**OhMyrdy** · 09-19-13 12:07

Wondering if anyone has ventured in. Appears 2 girls only at location. PM details.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/thp/4075347960.html

**NorthShore123** · 09-18-13 14:18

Anyone have any info on where Tammy from reading ended up? If you want to pm me with info thats fine too.

**Jeevs** · 09-18-13 11:56

Went to Lucky the other day. 1st visit to this place and I wasn't disappointed. Called for appt which was no problem. No waiting. Didn't get girls name but she was probably late 40's. Great TS probably the best I've had. Spent time getting all the nooks and crannies. On to massage which was very good. On flip great technique. Left very happy.

**MongerExpert** · 09-18-13 11:54

Looks like 18 Sam is back, did some recon and there was a Chinese / Asian guy outside of Boaking. I didn't go inside but it looks like he's in there. It's like a tiny house, looks nice. They seem to be popping up everywhere in Plymouth on court st and or main st. Plymouth is an area where it's not always a sure thing. Do research on this board before partaking, there aren't any reviews for star day spa (on court st) , Boaking, or the other spa off of court.

**TravisBooth** · 09-18-13 08:58

Originally Posted by XJDiamond [View Original Post]

Got Angel who I have never seen before. Draped the whole time, even the feather touch was draped over my entire back. Got told DIY, when she saw time was up she helped me a long. Access up top. 40+40.

Looks like what was once a sure fire thing, is no longer.

I read XJD's report with great sadness. I've to Pond several times. Ideal parking, quiet on weekends, many positives. They probably just told the ladies to be a little more cautious, but still.

In the glorious days of no caution at all, there was one lady, long since departed, who used to practically jump on me for a big "regular customer hug" when she'd see me coming through the door. Once inside the dark little room, she'd go the extra mile, even gamely inflicting tennis elbow on herself, trying for two pops without my having asked. Such almost Disney-like on-the-job enthusiasm made the place solid gold in my eyes. But once she left for permanent bacation, I started to notice disturbing trends, chief among them 45-minute hours at 60-minute ticket prices. I began spacing my visits. Still, shortcomings aside, it remained a sure fire thing, as you say. The ladies all understood the baseline level of service associated with their career choice.

Finally, they broke this camel's back by pulling not just a switcheroo, but a double switcheroo. I wanted the lady at the desk to take care of me. She was average looking, but very slim and fairly tall. I made it clear that I wanted her, not the Asian doppelganger of my late grandmother who I had spied lurking in the background. At all previous visits, whoever had greeted me at the desk had also been my provider, so I figured my request would be no problem. Ms. Tall / Slim told me she had to clean up the rooms first; I should come back in 30 minutes. Waiting is always an issue with me, because like most of you I am obliged to plausibly account for my time away from home. On this day, however, I had leeway in that regard, so I went to the nearby business area and stooged around in some store for a bit. I returned at the appointed time.

Ms. Tall / Slim gave me a big smile, led me to the room like a king, took the house fee, and told me: "Thank you. You get undressed. Lady be in. One minute."

Clearly,"Lady" was not going to be her. I protested, but of course once the sixty dead presidents are transferred from your pants pocket to the provider's kung fu grip, you know you won't be getting a refund. So I was stuck with who I was stuck with. Slammin Granny, who brought her fifty-odd years of bodywork experience to bear, completing the service competently, but mechanically. That was at least six months ago, and I have not been back.

When even a sure thing place like this has to resort to what are most likely just absurd, Martha-era, mood-killing "cop-check" techniques. Legally useless though they may be. Then caution is definitely the watchword of the day.

XJD: Glad to hear you eventually did succeed in getting a she-do, rather than a you-do, but for now I'll probably continue my individual boycott, for reasons explained above.

Note to all: I tried submitting this report once, but even after logging-in again, it would no submit. Everything froze. Logging-in again did not work either. I had coped the text before hitting send, and have now pasted it into a new template. I am hoping that will not result in my wrapped text turing into HARD STOPS. It did that to me once before. Pasted text looked fine on my screen, but was a mess when it showed up later on the forum. Has that ever happened to any of you? I apologize in advance if it got butchered.

**JohnnyOceans** · 09-17-13 23:13

Rolled up to Chinatown Station and made the quick walk over to 40H. Buzzed up and I was greeted by the same girl for the third time in about 2 weeks. If you research my previous posts you might figure out her name. Got half hour and layed down no towel. Immediately teasing and after about 10 min the flip. It was the third time there was more of a connection and I talked her top off. After a little dirt talk she offers the BJ. I tell her all I have is .60 and she accepts. Got on her knees on the table and went to war on me. Enormous finish and I'm out. Half hour .40 .60 and I never felt so good in a shitty elevator.

**Jon Gris** · 09-17-13 09:21

This is nothing more than snob zoning. Certain towns don't want certain types of establishments in their borders. Other towns might follow suit, but I'm betting the bigger cash strapped towns will do nothing and most of the spas will just relocate to those places. Fighting it would be next to impossible. Could you imagine that hearing being televised on the local cable show? Myself I try to avoid frequenting places very close to where I live for obvious reasons. The storefront spa is getting to the point where its not feasible anymore. I think the next marketing step will be the apartment style that NYC has all over the place.

**Dh1610** · 09-17-13 07:14

You are right. I just scream when they do it. Hope you do too!

Originally Posted by Biggus Bishus [View Original Post]

It's not like 80s movies where they band together to fight the man. While they know of each other it's doubtful they get together at Dunks every morning for coffee to discuss the state of affairs in the industry. They're under the radar businesses. Think about it. Do you get out of your car and scream out what you're about to do as you walk through their front doors? Easier to pull up stakes and move on.