Massage Parlor Reports

[Ymmv Alot]

Well I am fairly new to this, but I have a feeling this is a YMMV place, I just happened to hit at a good time. I have never asked for a line up, I always feel bad asking for one, because usually who answers is the provider. Any advice on this? Thanks.

I am not a customer of all places, but each place that I patronize advertises for a therapeutic massage from a licensed provider (I've seen the certificates on the wall). If you are expecting anything else.

YMMV Alot.

PS. Some hobbyists ask for a line-up, some don't. The key is to be recognized by the manager as a reliable, drama-free, repeat client. A good business relationship with the manager may not be critical, but it is certainly helpful.

[S 1157]

They actually do have a shower. Your story of services rendered seems quite remarkable bordering on the unbelievable. Dp

Well I am fairly new to this, but I have a feeling this is a YMMV place, I just happened to hit at a good time. I have never asked for a line up, I always feel bad asking for one, because usually who answers is the provider. Any advice on this? Thanks.

[Lee Mansg]

Stopped by here a few days ago on my way to the airport and had a nice dream. Did a quick 30 minutes due to a lack of time. Provider was late 30's, small C's. Nice back rub and started some OTC roaming, which she liked. On the flip she closed the door and smiled. Due to the lack of time the fun was limited to 69, DATY, and a BBBJCIM. She seemed to enjoy herself and I hope to return to have another dream when time permits. Just wish they had a table shower.

Based in this report I went to the Prince Therapy on BACKLICK ROAD, SPRINGFIELD got a oldest provider and got a shower, and she is in a rush to send me home. Saying that I'm taking too long to finish ALL IN all I was there just 10 min. Either this guy went to a another spa or he is a promoter. Please stay away.

[Idk85]

They actually do have a shower. Your story of services rendered seems quite remarkable bordering on the unbelievable. Dp

Yea, I think it might of actually been a dream!

[Vamonger]

Stopped by here a few days ago on my way to the airport and had a nice dream. Did a quick 30 minutes due to a lack of time. Provider was late 30's, small C's. Nice back rub and started some OTC roaming, which she liked. On the flip she closed the door and smiled. Due to the lack of time the fun was limited to 69, DATY, and a BBBJCIM. She seemed to enjoy herself and I hope to return to have another dream when time permits. Just wish they had a table shower.

They actually do have a shower. Your story of services rendered seems quite remarkable bordering on the unbelievable. Dp

[OneHitWonders]

First, the CAMPs are. 6 / hr instead of. 8 / hr. They usually take you right to room, don't ask for cash up front. Then need to be able to see a Chinese girl from a Korean girl. K girls are usually rounder face, Chinese girls usually longer face and prolly skinnier. I never see Chinese girls dress provocative (or slutty). Also, if you get a really good hard massage, and not hardly any 'soft touch' then she was prolly Chinese. Be safe. No kissing on lips.

Another interesting point that I have learned is that most are Chinese / Korean. Meaning they speak both Chinese and Korean and have lived in both places. For me, judging by their looks or dress, I can't really tell if they are Korean or Chinese.

[OneHitWonders]

So, I notice the signage and the internet ads and I visited (their 2nd week of business).

The new facility is very nice. At least twice the size of the CTM I knew and enjoyed in times past. A truly "new place under new management". So it is not "CTM" anymore. Welcome City Therapy.

There were at least three staff members working and the MMS. The MMS was friendly enough. They were much more busy than I expected.

The massage technician (Kim) was built like a fire plug, provided an acceptably pleasant TS, but the massage was just "pushing around my body" and backwalking.

All was fairly standard in the visit accept the shorting of time. I paid for an hour. I was back in my car at minute 47.

MMS. I may repeat once more, but if I am shorted twice on time (fool me twice shame on me) , I won't repeat a third time.

For now, I'll wait and see how others mileage varies!

YMMV Alot

Thanks for the post. I don't blame you."shorting of time" is a big turn off for me-even if the masseuse is very good. I just don't like that feeling of being rushed out.

[S 1157]

Stopped by here a few days ago on my way to the airport and had a nice dream. Did a quick 30 minutes due to a lack of time. Provider was late 30's, small C's. Nice back rub and started some OTC roaming, which she liked. On the flip she closed the door and smiled. Due to the lack of time the fun was limited to 69, DATY, and a BBBJCIM. She seemed to enjoy herself and I hope to return to have another dream when time permits. Just wish they had a table shower.

[Xsham]

Reports a while ago said that the therapists from Green Center went to Annandale or some other location and the new staff at YG is largely legit or bad. There was one Chinese therapist at old Green Center with C implants and a gimmick of using baby powder during the soft touch. Anyone know where she or the other ladies went? PM me if they relocated and where.

[Erich711]

Haven't been to NOVA in a couple years. What are the damages now a days for an AMP massage with HE? Any b2b fun for that price also?

Checked out Mei last week. Figured any place that advertises this much must believe in what they're selling. Found a pretty standard KAMP.

Location is discreet, in back of a small office park facing 495. Seems to be a pretty big facility, with one or two exit doors. I arrived early in the day and found two (both) therapists sitting on the curb smoking. One served as MMS and showed me in. Music was weird Asian pop. Shower was in a nice big room-but no table-administered standing up. Dang! I've already forgot the girl's name. She was short. 30-ish, not bad looking but just slightly pudgy. She had extremely limited English which made it difficult to explore the menu or even the roaming. Massage was average, HJ very good. I might go again, but there are many choices these days.

[Krakatoa]

Checked out Mei last week. Figured any place that advertises this much must believe in what they're selling. Found a pretty standard KAMP.

Location is discreet, in back of a small office park facing 495. Seems to be a pretty big facility, with one or two exit doors. I arrived early in the day and found two (both) therapists sitting on the curb smoking. One served as MMS and showed me in. Music was weird Asian pop. Shower was in a nice big room-but no table-administered standing up. Dang! I've already forgot the girl's name. She was short. 30-ish, not bad looking but just slightly pudgy. She had extremely limited English which made it difficult to explore the menu or even the roaming. Massage was average, HJ very good. I might go again, but there are many choices these days.

[Lee Mansg]

If you want to waste your money please go here, useless massage provider is not at all friendly I hope they will close soon. 60 for a lame use less massage and lot of attitude as if she is a beauty queen infact it's the opposite. 60 to shake hands. I'm new the area so I went there. It'll be my last.

[Pcpc1688]

I'm a regular there, no HE but just a great massage. An occasional brush is about it. I gave up on the KAMPs and their f-attitudes, just too many bad experiences. Royal is still. 5 for an hour. I do two.

You should move to S Cali. 2 hr massage is $45 dollars. Add $25 dollar tip for $70 and she may even throw in 2 HJs for $40 dollar tip

$85 to get rubbed and tugged twice LOL that's why I luv CALI and we here in NOVA who are really getting the Hand job LOL.

PC out

[Volvos40]

First, the CAMPs are. 6 / hr instead of. 8 / hr. They usually take you right to room, don't ask for cash up front. Then need to be able to see a Chinese girl from a Korean girl. K girls are usually rounder face, Chinese girls usually longer face and prolly skinnier. I never see Chinese girls dress provocative (or slutty). Also, if you get a really good hard massage, and not hardly any 'soft touch' then she was prolly Chinese. Be safe. No kissing on lips.

Greetings from a long-time lurker, first-time poster, hoping to gain a little street cred.

Was introduced to the pastime while traveling and have been exploring my neighborhood for the last several months. Have benefited a lot from this board and am grateful to those who post.

Tried some of the major advertisers in Tysons and Merrifield, with generally predictable results. I've had many good times at the Top of the stacks in Falls Church. They seem to have stopped advertising though. I don't know if business is just good or if they've closed up. Obviously I need to go check, but my new ATF works near DC at a long-established AMP. Gorgeous woman, might be 40 but with the body of a 20-year-old, sweet, sexy and fun, and BTW gives an excellent therapeutic massage. I might be crushing a little. No TS in Arlington, though, and about five shades of NOVA upsell can get expensive.

Okay, so I do have a question. People keep referring to Chinese establishments, but I can't figure out how you identify them. I'm intrigued by the Chinese healing arts. Do they advertise or do you just have to be in the know?

[Volvos40]

Just wonder what else has been between those lips.

So, a couple of weeks back I went to one of my old haunts and got a new provider, sort of your typical, older K-gal but attractive. Things moved long nicely, but she kept giving me little kisses on the mouth. It was sort of awkward, as I hadn't worked out my position on this. Is this common behavior? I think the deal was that she was new to the trade, and she sort of needed to fall in love a little bit in order to get into the proceedings. Anyway, I think she enjoyed our encounter, but not as much as I did.