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[SlappySalami]

Who the hell wrote this drivel? Its almost comical. I can see how something like this can scare customers away. I copied this from their BP ad.

"Upon entering we greet each other & U R shown 2 a private room. U go in & get comfortable. Soon, I join U. I come closer 2 U whisper & Tickle U w / my tongue. We gently caress 1 another & explore each others bodies. Slowly our bodies intimately grind against 1 another. Every breath has us deeper into each other. Our hearts beat faster, our breathing gets hot N heavy the anticipation builds and then We- Come. See, feel, hear, taste, & touch what happens next! Only at BEDAZZLED"

[AsianPussy]

Never pay more than 40 dollars per HHr to the House. Do Not pay tip in advance before services are rendered. You may have to negotiate the tip before hand but never agree to more than 100 bucks for FS. In the rare few occasions the provider gives you ultimate exceptional service, then it's OK to give an extra 20 above the standard fare.

Baggens.

Well, thats good advice, but most K-FS places charge $50 for hh. And while I agree with the $100 for FS, that means you should avoid an V-girl places. (not that I go to those, but I know they always want 140+

[Dildo Baggens]

Never pay more than 40 dollars per HHr to the House. Do Not pay tip in advance before services are rendered. You may have to negotiate the tip before hand but never agree to more than 100 bucks for FS. In the rare few occasions the provider gives you ultimate exceptional service, then it's OK to give an extra 20 above the standard fare.

Baggens.

So this is fucking embarrassing but I'm going to share it anyway. So I went in there and was taken into a room where the girl sat me down on the bed and started rubbing my crotch and was straight forward and asked me what I wanted. I asked for what she offers and she read me her menu CBJ HJ and FS. I said FS so then she told me it was $1. 6 (I didn't know whether that was a fair price or not considering it was my first time doing this). ANYWAY, I only had a $1 with me. Told her I'm low on cash and that I would return hahahaha. Go home bust out my secret stash and take exactly $1. 6. I didn't know that I had to give a little extra or else I would've taken more. So after we were done she was just waiting there on the bed, I think hoping that I would drop a little extra but instead I just got dressed said "thank you, have a nice day" and left.

[Stockholm]

I understand often they ask for 1. 6 & that's too much.

If I don't think its worth it, I either A.) just get a massage, and tip accordingly to quality & effort in massage ($5 to $20 for a legit massage) B.) just get HE for a lower price C.) negotiate for a reasonable price or, D. ) walk out early in the session, so I can get a different gal or a refund.

What I DON'T want to do is agree to pay them their inflated price, and at the end stiff them or rip them off. That's what I would try to avoid.

[Stockholm]

It's obvious most of these mongers aren't going to win the fucking Pulitzer Prize for Creative Writing, but let me get this straight.

You brought $40 entry plus a Benji for "tip." Or you just paid $40 for a half hour, you fucked her, and stiffed her on the tip? (gave her zero)

Or she asked $160, and you told her you were going to go home and get it, but you paid her only $100, stiffing her out of the $60 dollars more she expected?

You can read on these boards 99% of mongers want to get service first, then tip at the end. Now you can see first hand WHY these girls ALWAYS ask for tip first. Because they fuck some monger at the risk of disease and imprisonment, and get nothing sometimes because they get gamed. Kind of like going to Denny's, order up a steak and eggs, and run out without paying, but worse.

[Vancer]

This is the gist of it. Say you were there for the services they offered and cooperate with them, don't just plead the 5th. LE likes to lie and say they already know what you were doing or that the therapist already confessed to try and get you to turn on each other. You are only there for a massage and that was what you received.

Cops lie all the time due to lack of evidence so they try to get you to incriminate yourself.

Wow. This is gold. Everyone drops this down in your notebook. Especially when you are afraid, you are easy to commit something that LE are expecting.

[Ziggy12]

You didn't pay for FS or you paid up front for FS and didn't give a little extra at the End?

So this is fucking embarrassing but I'm going to share it anyway. So I went in there and was taken into a room where the girl sat me down on the bed and started rubbing my crotch and was straight forward and asked me what I wanted. I asked for what she offers and she read me her menu CBJ HJ and FS. I said FS so then she told me it was $1. 6 (I didn't know whether that was a fair price or not considering it was my first time doing this). ANYWAY, I only had a $1 with me. Told her I'm low on cash and that I would return hahahaha. Go home bust out my secret stash and take exactly $1. 6. I didn't know that I had to give a little extra or else I would've taken more. So after we were done she was just waiting there on the bed, I think hoping that I would drop a little extra but instead I just got dressed said "thank you, have a nice day" and left.

[Dildo Baggens]

You didn't pay for FS or you paid up front for FS and didn't give a little extra at the End?

New to the site so I thought I'd share my first experience at an AMP. So after lurking for a while on BP I saw the ad for Bebe MP. I walked in and was greeted by a petite viet girl with some deccent SEA CUPS around her mid 20's name was Lina or Tina (she had a little bit of an accent so didn't catch it correctly). So she took me into the room, talked about what massage I was interested; went for the FS. The massage was sooo bad and it only lasted for about 5 mins. She did a light rub on my back and cheeks. Played with the boys and told me to flip. Soon followed the CBJ and rest of the "treatment". Various positions and was very flexible with what was allowed. I enjoyed their service even though the massage was a little weak. The girl was very enjoyable I felt bad that I didn't leave anything extra. I would definitely return and I probably will sometime soon.

[Hornilius69]

Read about this place so last evening Friday the 13th with "Black Cats and Superstitions" I paid them a visit, $.4 to enter, (note to go through the front door now as it is opened) got Vy a late 20's viet with decent attitude and bolt-on's, ask and received the light touch, quickly got mr. Happy s attention, asked to flip and how to please mr. Happy, offered $1. 0 for full and she laughed and said I am sorry full is a bare minimum of $1. 6 but for $1. 00 can do a nice CBJ that will satisfy mr. Happy, OK, blew my load in about 5-7 minutes, nice enough and pleasant but I will not return as there are other more economical FS places out there for a $2. 00 FS where I easily get a more intimate and satisfying GFE.

At least I can cross this MP off my to-do list. Next!

The Tall Man

I wouldn't pay for that high for a CBJ while at other place they charge less? You got robbed man!

[The Tall Man]

Read about this place so last evening Friday the 13th with "Black Cats and Superstitions" I paid them a visit, $.4 to enter, (note to go through the front door now as it is opened) got Vy a late 20's viet with decent attitude and bolt-on's, ask and received the light touch, quickly got mr. Happy s attention, asked to flip and how to please mr. Happy, offered $1. 0 for full and she laughed and said I am sorry full is a bare minimum of $1. 6 but for $1. 00 can do a nice CBJ that will satisfy mr. Happy, OK, blew my load in about 5-7 minutes, nice enough and pleasant but I will not return as there are other more economical FS places out there for a $2. 00 FS where I easily get a more intimate and satisfying GFE.

At least I can cross this MP off my to-do list. Next!

The Tall Man

[Ziggy12]

New to the site so I thought I'd share my first experience at an AMP. So after lurking for a while on BP I saw the ad for Bebe MP. I walked in and was greeted by a petite viet girl with some deccent SEA CUPS around her mid 20's name was Lina or Tina (she had a little bit of an accent so didn't catch it correctly). So she took me into the room, talked about what massage I was interested; went for the FS. The massage was sooo bad and it only lasted for about 5 mins. She did a light rub on my back and cheeks. Played with the boys and told me to flip. Soon followed the CBJ and rest of the "treatment". Various positions and was very flexible with what was allowed. I enjoyed their service even though the massage was a little weak. The girl was very enjoyable I felt bad that I didn't leave anything extra. I would definitely return and I probably will sometime soon.

[Ib Mike]

Was nearby the airport, Pilgrim. And I wanted to take a look at the Sky Park scene this afternoon. Same side with Carl's jr in the 17700 block, I saw a " skincare " place and a hottie was standing outside the door waiting for customers, and I saw a sexy pair of legs seated in the lobby, looking at a compact mirror and checking her face. The girl standing outside made sexy eye contact with me and I chuckled as I walked by. But to the left, about 5 doors, there was a place called "Ocean Blue Spa" next to a printing shop. There was an Irvine Pee Dee car parked right in front. Then, another pee dee cruiser parked. Then I saw a uniformed chopped haired butch lesbo type walk out and go to her car. Looked like either they had a big order at the print shop, or they did an enforcement action and Ocean Blue Spa. I blended in and then walked back to my car and back to the 405 traffic. I am curious about Ocean Blue, but even more curious about the hotties at the place about 5 doors to the right at the skin care or lotion place.

Don't know about the place 5 doors down but Ocean Blue is just about as clean as a whistle. I have been there a few times, they give a good massage and stretching and that is about it. At least that is my experience with them. Would love to hear if anyone has had better luck there. Perhaps a new donut place opened up in that center?

[AstroSlide]

Was nearby the airport, Pilgrim. And I wanted to take a look at the Sky Park scene this afternoon. Same side with Carl's jr in the 17700 block, I saw a " skincare " place and a hottie was standing outside the door waiting for customers, and I saw a sexy pair of legs seated in the lobby, looking at a compact mirror and checking her face. The girl standing outside made sexy eye contact with me and I chuckled as I walked by. But to the left, about 5 doors, there was a place called "Ocean Blue Spa" next to a printing shop. There was an Irvine Pee Dee car parked right in front. Then, another pee dee cruiser parked. Then I saw a uniformed chopped haired butch lesbo type walk out and go to her car. Looked like either they had a big order at the print shop, or they did an enforcement action and Ocean Blue Spa. I blended in and then walked back to my car and back to the 405 traffic. I am curious about Ocean Blue, but even more curious about the hotties at the place about 5 doors to the right at the skin care or lotion place.

[WoodYee]

Hehe. I went there last weekend too and I saw Coco as well. There were 2 girls I heard them speak what sounded like Mandarin, so I will assume she is Chinese or Taiwanese. She was slender and wore jeans and she seemed more like the girl next door type.

Its fun to see the difference in the type of girls in massage parlours. On one hand, you have the hot sexy porno star types (like the girls at Bedazzled) and they often have store-bought's, sexy clothes, and sometimes tatts. On the other hand, you have the nice girl next door types who seem less experienced and natural titty's.

Coco provided a light, quick back massage, and then on the flip allowed me to lick her tittys while she stroked me.

She had nice tit-tay's: they were small naturals with medium to large nipples (that got very erect in my mouth). Overall a reasonably satisfying time.

Guess I should've made a push to get those knockers out! Noted if I decide to return to this place.

[PhineasPhreak]

Decided to make a stop at Bonzai on the way home. Paid for the hour and went into a room. Massage table was set up more like a bed with a pillow. Anyways in walks in a pretty attractive asian gal with a nice rack. Better looking than the first trip. The massage was kind of lackluster and didn't put a ton of effort into it. I like a heavy handed massage and this one was mild at best. Either way it was still relaxing and then didn't do any teasing until the flip. On the flip she brushed up against the boys and asked if I wanted help. I nodded and she proceeded to work on the HE which was kind of mechanical and at a weird pace. I eventually still blew. Her name was Coco I believe. Overall an average experience. Probably won't do Bonzai again and will try a new place.

-Woodyee

Hehe. I went there last weekend too and I saw Coco as well. There were 2 girls I heard them speak what sounded like Mandarin, so I will assume she is Chinese or Taiwanese. She was slender and wore jeans and she seemed more like the girl next door type.

Its fun to see the difference in the type of girls in massage parlours. On one hand, you have the hot sexy porno star types (like the girls at Bedazzled) and they often have store-bought's, sexy clothes, and sometimes tatts. On the other hand, you have the nice girl next door types who seem less experienced and natural titty's.

Coco provided a light, quick back massage, and then on the flip allowed me to lick her tittys while she stroked me.

She had nice tit-tay's: they were small naturals with medium to large nipples (that got very erect in my mouth). Overall a reasonably satisfying time.