Massage Parlor Reports

**Krakatoa** · 09-17-13 23:07

Checked out Mei last week. Figured any place that advertises this much must believe in what they're selling. Found a pretty standard KAMP.

Location is discreet, in back of a small office park facing 495. Seems to be a pretty big facility, with one or two exit doors. I arrived early in the day and found two (both) therapists sitting on the curb smoking. One served as MMS and showed me in. Music was weird Asian pop. Shower was in a nice big room-but no table-administered standing up. Dang! I've already forgot the girl's name. She was short. 30-ish, not bad looking but just slightly pudgy. She had extremely limited English which made it difficult to explore the menu or even the roaming. Massage was average, HJ very good. I might go again, but there are many choices these days.

**Lee Mansg** · 09-16-13 23:53

If you want to waste your money please go here, useless massage provider is not at all friendly I hope they will close soon. 60 for a lame use less massage and lot of attitude as if she is a beauty queen infact it's the opposite. 60 to shake hands. I'm new the area so I went there. It'll be my last.

**Pcpc1688** · 09-16-13 19:40

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

I'm a regular there, no HE but just a great massage. An occasional brush is about it. I gave up on the KAMPs and their f-attitudes, just too many bad experiences. Royal is still. 5 for an hour. I do two.

You should move to S Cali. 2 hr massage is $45 dollars. Add $25 dollar tip for $70 and she may even throw in 2 HJs for $40 dollar tip

$85 to get rubbed and tugged twice LOL that's why I luv CALI and we here in NOVA who are really getting the Hand job LOL.

PC out

**Volvos40** · 09-16-13 15:30

First, the CAMPs are. 6 / hr instead of. 8 / hr. They usually take you right to room, don't ask for cash up front. Then need to be able to see a Chinese girl from a Korean girl. K girls are usually rounder face, Chinese girls usually longer face and prolly skinnier. I never see Chinese girls dress provocative (or slutty). Also, if you get a really good hard massage, and not hardly any 'soft touch' then she was prolly Chinese. Be safe. No kissing on lips.

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

Greetings from a long-time lurker, first-time poster, hoping to gain a little street cred.

Was introduced to the pastime while traveling and have been exploring my neighborhood for the last several months. Have benefited a lot from this board and am grateful to those who post.

Tried some of the major advertisers in Tysons and Merrifield, with generally predictable results. I've had many good times at the Top of the stacks in Falls Church. They seem to have stopped advertising though. I don't know if business is just good or if they've closed up. Obviously I need to go check, but my new ATF works near DC at a long-established AMP. Gorgeous woman, might be 40 but with the body of a 20-year-old, sweet, sexy and fun, and BTW gives an excellent therapeutic massage. I might be crushing a little. No TS in Arlington, though, and about five shades of NOVA upsell can get expensive.

Okay, so I do have a question. People keep referring to Chinese establishments, but I can't figure out how you identify them. I'm intrigued by the Chinese healing arts. Do they advertise or do you just have to be in the know?

**Volvos40** · 09-16-13 15:20

Just wonder what else has been between those lips.

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

So, a couple of weeks back I went to one of my old haunts and got a new provider, sort of your typical, older K-gal but attractive. Things moved long nicely, but she kept giving me little kisses on the mouth. It was sort of awkward, as I hadn't worked out my position on this. Is this common behavior? I think the deal was that she was new to the trade, and she sort of needed to fall in love a little bit in order to get into the proceedings. Anyway, I think she enjoyed our encounter, but not as much as I did.

**Volvos40** · 09-16-13 15:07

I saw their ads, so are some of the same girls that were at Glenn now at Church? I have had good and bad at Glenn. One really strong girl is at Holly. But not even any teasing. All business.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

They use to be on Glenn, in the back of the office condo park. I guess the other tenants were successful in getting rid of them. The same women that worked there also work (or worked) at the one on Holly. They have a new set-up on Church. Check craigslist.

**Volvos40** · 09-16-13 15:03

I'm a regular there, no HE but just a great massage. An occasional brush is about it. I gave up on the KAMPs and their f-attitudes, just too many bad experiences. Royal is still. 5 for an hour. I do two.

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Royal was a busto although good, not happy. .65 damage but she said boss fire her if they knew.

PC out

**Idk85** · 09-15-13 23:26

Originally Posted by JayHunt [View Original Post]

Had a good time with May at rain as well last month.

However, went back to Rain again last week, May was off, and got a terrible lady, not fun at all, waste my money.

May was on personal time for that week. Kinda of funny because she said visit her that week. However, I decided not to visit her that week. I saved some money. When she did come back the following week, it sounded like she was sick. She did her usual good job. By the way, too much info is being put out about that place. And, that isn't coming from me.

P. S. I am looking for big breasts masseuses. Do people know any places that have some. Like D or bigger? Yes, I got a thing for big breasts. LOL

**Pcpc1688** · 09-15-13 16:24

Originally Posted by Zhuxi [View Original Post]

Reading recent reviews reminds me how far the AMP scene has went down hill in NOVA.

/teardrop

You are correct brother Zhu. Not like the good please days of DC where everyone got what they wanted and more.

Nice to see you made a cameo appearance though.

PC out

**Ymmv Alot** · 09-15-13 11:47

So, I notice the signage and the internet ads and I visited (their 2nd week of business).

The new facility is very nice. At least twice the size of the CTM I knew and enjoyed in times past. A truly "new place under new management". So it is not "CTM" anymore. Welcome City Therapy.

There were at least three staff members working and the MMS. The MMS was friendly enough. They were much more busy than I expected.

The massage technician (Kim) was built like a fire plug, provided an acceptably pleasant TS, but the massage was just "pushing around my body" and backwalking.

All was fairly standard in the visit accept the shorting of time. I paid for an hour. I was back in my car at minute 47.

MMS. I may repeat once more, but if I am shorted twice on time (fool me twice shame on me) , I won't repeat a third time.

For now, I'll wait and see how others mileage varies!

YMMV Alot

**Zhuxi** · 09-15-13 08:24

Reading recent reviews reminds me how far the AMP scene has went down hill in NOVA.

/teardrop

**Pcpc1688** · 09-14-13 19:50

Royal was a busto although good, not happy. .65 damage but she said boss fire her if they knew.

PC out

**Telcova** · 09-14-13 17:22

New place (at least to me) on Old Keene Mill, just before 95. Went last week saw May, good strong massage, Nova with finger through a glove, nice. Went today, May gone, drew Lee. I think she is very pretty. 30's and thin. Good table shower skills and again decent massage. Standard nova but a bit detached, she would not look me in the eye. Also, she started rushing me at the end, I told her I had time left but she said no, mamason marked the time (right). Maybe my mileage may increase, over all both times I'd say were a success.

**Serpico99** · 09-13-13 16:40

Originally Posted by Dr Bombay [View Original Post]

Isn't Capitol on Glenn? I thought the one you're talking about is on Holly.

They use to be on Glenn, in the back of the office condo park. I guess the other tenants were successful in getting rid of them. The same women that worked there also work (or worked) at the one on Holly. They have a new set-up on Church. Check craigslist.

**Kijimuna** · 09-13-13 13:44

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I visited this place today. Wayyyyyyyy too much of visibility for a store front operation. Also, it seems like I was the only white guy patronizing the little strip mall LOL Tight parking as well, unless you park on the side of the group of stores. It's operated by the same crew from the two other Chinese places (near the old King Therapy and Angel Therapy). Asked for 30 min and got 15 min. And I doubt she changed the sheets neither when I was leaving. Paid 80 all together. She has good technique though.

LOL, yeah I agree. I walked out and there was a sheriffs car parked in front. I panicked and ducked into the Chinese restaurant to hide. WTF, the cops were in there picking up food. Haha, I just said f it and walked out.