Massage Parlor Reports

**Hags Joe** · 09-17-13 00:32

Is Simple Pleasures closed? Was there around 3 Monday, not answering phones and locked.

OT: Never have really been to Central Falls before, felt like a safer version of East LA or Chelsea.

**BaseballDude** · 09-16-13 08:20

Originally Posted by R Lawrence [View Original Post]

Baseball Dude,

I think that I have stumbled into the reason that you have to wait at 1021.

They are advertising at least 4 times a day on Boston BP Body Rubs. Boston Escorts a couple of times a week. Massage once in a while. Providence Backpage, nada!

Mika must have read all the posts and got inspired to run a business.

Like a Marketing Specialist once said,"A terrible thing happens when you don't advertise, nothing!"

RL

You are correct sir and I have not given Mika enough credit! Now she just has to work on her bedside manners!

**Momo2** · 09-14-13 08:48

Finaly made it back here. Walked in late Tuesday afternoon and drew Sunny. Cute K girl well reviewed here. Checking the place out and nothing much has changed. Maybe new paint. The Shower rooms remain the same with the large tub of water. Sunny gives a very nice TS with some quick soapy hand moves. Everything getts washed twice including between my fingers, After a few minutes in the sauna to dry up we're back to the room. Oh yeah just remembered, no plastic bags for my belongings.

Sunny can carry a conversation. She gives a decent relaxing massage. I might have taken a short snooze before I remembered what I was there for. Then the ligh tgets dimmed and the light touch starts. Nice long tease. Very nice HR after the flip. Was allowed more than I expected. Had an extra 15 minutes and I requested a nice scalp and neck massage. Definitely a repeat but I am looking to meeting the rest of the staff. 60/40.

Nice to have them back. Sunny mentioned that she new some of the old guard. She said JJ was no longer in the biz.

**Kool Zero** · 09-13-13 23:12

Originally Posted by WalterMitty [View Original Post]

I pay for service, attitude and appearance. I go to RI because thats where the younger attractive asian women are and although sometimes there may be less than stellar service and / or attitude, I always plan to pay 140 fro FS.

I totally agree with you. I always liked to carry one Jackson more than standard with me. If the service was stellar I would pay 160, but usually it was always 140 for the standard service. I use to tell the upsellers "you can get more now and I will never return or accept what I offer and have a steady costumer." More girls actually prefer the steady costumers. Especially in the past when some girls would start at 200. It's hard to walk away when you're in the moment, but at prices of 180-200 the moment fades quickly and I would rather walk.

**Slate Gravel** · 09-12-13 18:59

Ok. So I titled this disappointing on purpose. It wasn't horrible, nobody got hurt, no LEO showing up. Just the most disappointing session I believe I've ever had. I have frequented the Fountain many times and have seen multiple providers there, all of which were at least good or very good in my book. I hadn't been in a while, so I checked on their BP ad and the provider I've seen the last several times (and who I am kind of a regular with) was not scheduled. However, a cutie that I had seen there before in passing was on the list for that time. So I called and scheduled to see her.

Went in, let the guy at the desk know I had called for appt, and he had one of the other girls go get her. When she came out, she looked like she had just woken up (it wasn't that late). She took me back to her room (usually they have you change into a robe in locker room up front). Offered me a towel instead of a robe. I'm ok with that, as many places use towels instead of robes, but this was a hand towel not a bath towel. It barely fit around me (and I am not a big guy). Then she took me to the TS room. Very quick wash that was back only, then flip, then genitals only. Must not have been 3 minutes. Back to the room. I've had hard massages, light feather touch massages, but this was neither. Just a very slightly oiled pressing on back only, maybe 5 min before she asks I want extras.

Her negotiation skills were not very good, because when I asked how much each level of service was she gave me the prices, but immediately said "but if you think that's too high I can work with you". In 10 sec she dropped $50 off the quoted FS price, and it was now under the AMP going rate. If I had pressed, I am sure I could have gotten an even lower rate, but was starting to get the idea that she was really new at this and began to feel bad for her. So I went with the FS, thinking well, at least this part should be ok.

Not so much. Unwrapped the condom, laid it on my stomach, then said she had to go to the bathroom before we started. While she was gone, I looked down at the condom and thought "that's strange, looks like a mighty small condom" but didn't have my glasses on at that point and figured it was just my eyesight. When she came back in, she put the condom on right away before even an HJ. Then soon onto the FS. Ok, so we begin, and a) she is very tight, be) very dry, see) condom is def an extra small (and no, I am not backhandedly bragging about my size. I'm average, there was def a condom issue). Changed to CG, Doggie, getting actually painful, so I finally had to ask if she had some lube. Finally was able to finish, mostly just to get it over with and left.

So while she seemed like a nice girl (she said she was 21. But maybe she was barely that) , I was very disappointed. Maybe sometimes you just don't click with a provider. Maybe she is new at this and lacks the experience to do a good job. I don't really want to call her out on here in case it was an off night, or just that we didn't click. So if you want more info PM me. If she'd ripped me off or something, I'd be happy to broadcast it, but it was so disappointing I had to share (and / or vent) but she was nice enough I don't want to get her fired or anything.

**Rei Haragoma** · 09-12-13 17:07

Originally Posted by RH Treller [View Original Post]

Your mailbox is full.

As would be expected, under the cirCUMstances.

Sorry.

I am a bad man.

**RH Treller** · 09-12-13 08:37

Originally Posted by Brent01 [View Original Post]

If you are a senior member and a gentleman please PM me for details.

She is super cute, amazing spinner body, very intelligent, not a clock watcher, our bargain nude massage with roaming and HJ for the hour actually went to 90 minutes, no upsell, fantastic tease in a nice, clean, safe apartment in a good part of town.

Will send you the link to her post so you can contact her direct.

Your mailbox is full.

**R Lawrence** · 09-12-13 08:00

Originally Posted by BaseballDude [View Original Post]

The current lineup is

Penny, Lisa and ShaSha.

But they do rotate on bacation.

Each is attractive in theri own way very enthusiastic provide a good service and generally do not watch the clock.

Eventhough I have called ahead my last 3 times I have had to wait 20 to 40 minutes for a girl eventhough Mika says no problem.

Baseball Dude,

I think that I have stumbled into the reason that you have to wait at 1021.

They are advertising at least 4 times a day on Boston BP Body Rubs. Boston Escorts a couple of times a week. Massage once in a while. Providence Backpage, nada!

Mika must have read all the posts and got inspired to run a business.

Like a Marketing Specialist once said,"A terrible thing happens when you don't advertise, nothing!"

RL

**MikeWilliams88** · 09-11-13 15:30

Originally Posted by Yello Tail [View Original Post]

I remember when the FS standard was 100, then 120, then 140. Someday it will be 160. What is interesting to me is that all this time the house fee has remained 60.

I agree with Fly, let mama know if the provider was less than stellar.

The MONEY is always going to be in your pocket, and how much to TIP is always going to be your option. The girls at any MP do know you as a cheapor or a GOOD tipper sooner or later, and the service will come as what you pay and thats what you get. I believe let the MAMA know about the service is less than STELLAR is not going to change much, because whats STELLAR SERVICE? Unless your a GOOD tipper and the SERVICE is POOR.

**BaseballDude** · 09-11-13 15:20

The current lineup is

Penny, Lisa and ShaSha.

But they do rotate on bacation.

Each is attractive in theri own way very enthusiastic provide a good service and generally do not watch the clock.

Eventhough I have called ahead my last 3 times I have had to wait 20 to 40 minutes for a girl eventhough Mika says no problem.

**Brent01** · 09-11-13 14:54

If you are a senior member and a gentleman please PM me for details.

She is super cute, amazing spinner body, very intelligent, not a clock watcher, our bargain nude massage with roaming and HJ for the hour actually went to 90 minutes, no upsell, fantastic tease in a nice, clean, safe apartment in a good part of town.

Will send you the link to her post so you can contact her direct.

**Ampman44** · 09-11-13 14:01

http://southcoast.backpage.com/BodyR...me-25/24680267

Any intel on this one?

**Existierende** · 09-10-13 21:27

Oops, forgot Gina's BP add.

http://southcoast.backpage.com/BodyR...10-35/24759584

**Existierende** · 09-10-13 21:26

After seeing a decent review elsewhere, and given her attractive price, I decided to give Gina a shot. She's between PVD and New Bedford, but since it's not that far, and I visited her from PVD, I thought I'd post the review here. She's cheap and so the little drive might be worth it for some. She used to advertise at 75, but is not at 85. I don't know if that's a price hike, or if she is just giving longer massages. She used to advertise for 45 mins, now says the full hour. I paid 75 plus 15 tip, though she didn't ask for one. I got the full hour, though it included a shower, which was really needed.

Anyhow, Gina responds to email quickly and is good with TCOB. I met her at a hotel, which is just temporary, she usually does the massages in her house. She looks just like the pics in her ad, and the face pic she sends you if you make an appointment with her. She's short. 5 ft or so, a little stocky, but pretty toned. Nice muscular legs. Decent tramp stamp behind, you can see it in her pics. Very nicely pierced nips on some perky (for her age, which she posts as 35 and seems right) C-cup tits. She'll chat if you want, but isn't too chatty. The music was the radio station on a hotel clock radio, so not the best, but who cares.

Lots of oil, so you need a shower afterwards. Mostly a relaxing rub, not a therapeutic massage. Even still, I would have liked it a little harder. She starts teasing after about 15-20 mins. And it's a loooong tease. She kept brushing my ass crack, and at first it was great. But then it went on and on, and I started to think she wasn't going to go any further. She did eventually get there, though didn't pay as much attention as I would have liked (though I didn't really say anything either). She rubs her boobs on you, and you can touch pretty freely, though I didn't push it. She reached under here and there, then the flip. She encourages roaming and likes to have her nips sucked. She gives a very good HE. One thing that's really good about her is that she likes you to tell her what you like. She really wants to please. She gave me a nice cleanup, then a bit more massage of the legs, and off to the shower.

So all in all, a good deal for the price.

**AsianLPGAfan** · 09-10-13 20:24

Originally Posted by Yello Tail [View Original Post]

I remember when the FS standard was 100, then 120, then 140. Someday it will be 160. What is interesting to me is that all this time the house fee has remained 60.

I agree with Fly, let mama know if the provider was less than stellar.

In MA the Thai AMPs set their house fees from 70-80$ and this also leaves to the 10-20$ upsell on just a basic HE if the place offers that.