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[AstroSlide]

Was nearby the airport, Pilgrim. And I wanted to take a look at the Sky Park scene this afternoon. Same side with Carl's jr in the 17700 block, I saw a " skincare " place and a hottie was standing outside the door waiting for customers, and I saw a sexy pair of legs seated in the lobby, looking at a compact mirror and checking her face. The girl standing outside made sexy eye contact with me and I chuckled as I walked by. But to the left, about 5 doors, there was a place called "Ocean Blue Spa" next to a printing shop. There was an Irvine Pee Dee car parked right in front. Then, another pee dee cruiser parked. Then I saw a uniformed chopped haired butch lesbo type walk out and go to her car. Looked like either they had a big order at the print shop, or they did an enforcement action and Ocean Blue Spa. I blended in and then walked back to my car and back to the 405 traffic. I am curious about Ocean Blue, but even more curious about the hotties at the place about 5 doors to the right at the skin care or lotion place.

[WoodYee]

Hehe. I went there last weekend too and I saw Coco as well. There were 2 girls I heard them speak what sounded like Mandarin, so I will assume she is Chinese or Taiwanese. She was slender and wore jeans and she seemed more like the girl next door type.

Its fun to see the difference in the type of girls in massage parlours. On one hand, you have the hot sexy porno star types (like the girls at Bedazzled) and they often have store-bought's, sexy clothes, and sometimes tatts. On the other hand, you have the nice girl next door types who seem less experienced and natural titty's.

Coco provided a light, quick back massage, and then on the flip allowed me to lick her tittys while she stroked me.

She had nice tit-tay's: they were small naturals with medium to large nipples (that got very erect in my mouth). Overall a reasonably satisfying time.

Guess I should've made a push to get those knockers out! Noted if I decide to return to this place.

[PhineasPhreak]

Decided to make a stop at Bonzai on the way home. Paid for the hour and went into a room. Massage table was set up more like a bed with a pillow. Anyways in walks in a pretty attractive asian gal with a nice rack. Better looking than the first trip. The massage was kind of lackluster and didn't put a ton of effort into it. I like a heavy handed massage and this one was mild at best. Either way it was still relaxing and then didn't do any teasing until the flip. On the flip she brushed up against the boys and asked if I wanted help. I nodded and she proceeded to work on the HE which was kind of mechanical and at a weird pace. I eventually still blew. Her name was Coco I believe. Overall an average experience. Probably won't do Bonzai again and will try a new place.

-Woodyee

Hehe. I went there last weekend too and I saw Coco as well. There were 2 girls I heard them speak what sounded like Mandarin, so I will assume she is Chinese or Taiwanese. She was slender and wore jeans and she seemed more like the girl next door type.

Its fun to see the difference in the type of girls in massage parlours. On one hand, you have the hot sexy porno star types (like the girls at Bedazzled) and they often have store-bought's, sexy clothes, and sometimes tatts. On the other hand, you have the nice girl next door types who seem less experienced and natural titty's.

Coco provided a light, quick back massage, and then on the flip allowed me to lick her tittys while she stroked me.

She had nice tit-tay's: they were small naturals with medium to large nipples (that got very erect in my mouth). Overall a reasonably satisfying time.

[WoodYee]

Decided to make a stop at Bonzai on the way home. Paid for the hour and went into a room. Massage table was set up more like a bed with a pillow. Anyways in walks in a pretty attractive asian gal with a nice rack. Better looking than the first trip. The massage was kind of lackluster and didn't put a ton of effort into it. I like a heavy handed massage and this one was mild at best. Either way it was still relaxing and then didn't do any teasing until the flip. On the flip she brushed up against the boys and asked if I wanted help. I nodded and she proceeded to work on the HE which was kind of mechanical and at a weird pace. I eventually still blew. Her name was Coco I believe. Overall an average experience. Probably won't do Bonzai again and will try a new place.

-Woodyee

[Typical007]

Has any one seen or heard from le*lie? . I tried for an appointment with her but pps said she wouldn't be back. She's a Latin 21 about 5'5 w. 115 a few tattoos her # starts 909 (.59

[Typical007]

I couldn't resist. I went today to check it out. Arrived just seconds before two other cars, so I hurried in so as not to get the last straw. I ended up with a really hot little viet girl, we see-cup bolt ons. You can tell right when you get to this place that they're not going to last long. It's a total working girl house. LOL. It's super dark, girls in lingerie, just a total giveaway. Service was pretty good, though. Started with a BBBJ with attention to the boys. And this girl took her time. That was the best part. One good thing about her was that she was open to kissing. She wasn't the best at it, but she allowed it, which is brownie points in my book. She got me super hard. When I finally put it in, I noticed she started doing the leg guard thing. She definitely didn't want me in deep. I put up with it for a while, and then I went off the bench and had her hanging off it while I was standing up. She seemed to like this position more, because her legs weren't guarding me nearly as much. In fact, towards the end she kinda wrapped them around me. But I couldn't hold off any longer. I finished and then she said lay down so I can clean you. She got a hot towel and sprayed me with alcohol (not the best feeling) , and cleaned me up. All in all, it was a good experience. She was definitely hot. Super petite. But because of this, she still had a business mentality and way about her that was somewhat of a turnoff. I may go back if I need some eye-candy, but we'll see.

The girl I had looked just like the one on the left in the attached pic. (may or may not actually be her)

Was her name les*why? Any tattoos?

[Jon Jones]

"When they grill you and accuse you of coming to a place known for "more than massage." That's the best time to say that you chose this place because it is licensed by the city.

To avoid the false name issue, I always give my first name. There are thousands with the same first name so it doesn't make any difference.

[B Malibu]

What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over.

To avoid getting in trouble etc

A lot depends on your nerves. LE's method of interrogation will almost always be to intimidate and "steamroll" you into admitting to a crime. As mentioned, you want to be polite and cooperative, but the less you say the better. In fact, it is probably best if they stop to question you to let them know that you are running late for an appointment and that you really don't have time to answer any questions, and ask specifically,"am I free to go?". If they say no, ask if you are being detained? If they say "yes" ask them under what "specific articulable facts" are they detaining you for? Chances are they will say they are "investigating" blah blah blah, yada yada yada. Don't fall for it. Most guys cave and end up spilling their guts because they are scared and rightly so, but being cooperative and admitting to a crime are two completely separate things. I'm not a lawyer and I don't claim to be, and I know there are different types of charges they could threaten you with, and many fear the inconvenience of what "could" happen if they were cited or heaven forbid, arrested, but it would be really hard to go down on a solicitation or even an intent to solicit charge without any solid witness or proof that there was an exchange of money for sexual services.

Most of the time, unless it is an organized bust, or a reverse sting, chances are that LE is just there to flex muscle and send out stern warnings as a deterrent. I remember reading something years ago on the Inglewood boards how a cop walked in a room with a monger balls deep in the provider. Even though the cops knew what was going on at this place, unless the monger and/or the provider admitted to the act in exchange for dough, there was no solid evidence. It's not what they know, it's ultimately what they can prove. But the hassle of going to court, a spouse finding out, etc. is usually what gets a monger to plead his case for just a slap on the wrist. Again, being cooperative doesn't mean being a prick to the officer, even if they are bullying you. Just stand your ground, and don't try to get caught up in telling an elaborate story. If you are going to cooperate, you say nothing more than, "I was here for a therapeutic massage." When they grill you and accuse you of coming to a place known for "more than massage," come back with, "I'm offended that such an accusation would be made."

[AsianDude47]

Has anyone tried out Empbellas Spa?

[FunTrust]

Assuming that it's true, also comment that you were merely there to get a massage in a MP licensed by the city. If you've been there before say so since the MP records will often reflect that. (Yes, most do keep records on you.)

90% of the time they never ask my name.

10% of the time I make up a name.

So what do you tell the cop when he asks why didn't you give your real name. Don't elaborate, you will just get yourself in trouble.

Its your first time there, just for a massage. Ask the officer for recomendations.

[Liege 68]

Has anyone seen Ysa lately? She's Cambodian, very tanned, super slender, with very long hair. And a very nice set of bolt-ons. I lost track of her when she was working last year in Lake Forest in one of the Chiro places. Let me know where she's at if anyone happens to know.

THANKS!

[Jon Jones]

Assuming that it's true, also comment that you were merely there to get a massage in a MP licensed by the city. If you've been there before say so since the MP records will often reflect that. (Yes, most do keep records on you.)

This is the gist of it. Say you were there for the services they offered and cooperate with them, don't just plead the 5th. LE likes to lie and say they already know what you were doing or that the therapist already confessed to try and get you to turn on each other. You are only there for a massage and that was what you received.

Cops lie all the time due to lack of evidence so they try to get you to incriminate yourself.

[RedMoney]

What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over.

To avoid getting in trouble etc

This is the gist of it. Say you were there for the services they offered and cooperate with them, don't just plead the 5th. LE likes to lie and say they already know what you were doing or that the therapist already confessed to try and get you to turn on each other. You are only there for a massage and that was what you received.

Cops lie all the time due to lack of evidence so they try to get you to incriminate yourself.

[RubHerDuck]

What do you say or don't say when le questions you either inside an AMP / LMP or when you leave and they are outside and pull you over
to avoid getting in trouble etc

[SlappySalami]

Damn. The things I'm reading about this place here and others as well. $ 20 for tip? Wow! I'm blown away. If I was down in the OC. I'd skip and go to the Golden place down the road. Or get an HX girl who'll be a great provider. Sans risk. But then again, what do I know?

Guess ya'll like the risk, haggle, and upsell.

Ancient, modern proverb. He who likes women, LOVES safety. No lesson and gets to Monger again. That's the key. Regular price. No haggle. Massage. Time fulfilled. And awesome time.

Yo! Don't risk it. Why ask for the trouble.

Ps. Don't forget those numbers for the daring and the BOLD.

After my visit to the Orient, I'll still believe in another ancient proverb. Don't use it, LOOSE it.

Huh? What does that even mean dude? "Loose it?"
Don't you mean "lose it" ?