Humaniplex

[Plastique]

Saw an ad for Jade Hsu on HX. Obviously I'm a bit skeptical but figured I'd ask fellow mongers if anyone has seen her in the past. There are sparse reviews on her on other forums and could easily be fakes. I know in her prime she would probably charge more than the $300 she's asking. Any info before I TOFTT?

-Woodyee

I haven't seen her personally, but others have verified her identity. Fron what I've seen she has mixed reviews and seems to be a YMMV gal.

[WoodYee]

Saw an ad for Jade Hsu on HX. Obviously I'm a bit skeptical but figured I'd ask fellow mongers if anyone has seen her in the past. There are sparse reviews on her on other forums and could easily be fakes. I know in her prime she would probably charge more than the $300 she's asking. Any info before I TOFTT?

-Woodyee

[HappyMan4242]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel

Saw her a month or two back. Sweet girl. Not fat, but not slim. GFE. 420 friendly. Was little shy, but opened up a bit and was cool with BBBJCIM. You can tell from her body she's a kid. I would see her again because she was super sweet to me. YMMV

[Greenhornet57]

She was pretty new, and I didn't ding her because I think I felt bad. We set up an apt for a meeting and she delayed it for another 45 min. So I said fine. Drove around just hung out until the time came. When I got to her incall, I noticed cops around the area (somewhat sketchy area of Tustin near redhill). That was a bad sign so I waited in the parking lot and texted her."I'm here". No response. Repeated text, and still no response, I pretty much said I'm out of here and took off. Got burned once, and never repeated again. I think I pmed her a few days later and she semi apologized but didn't offer to make up for it or anything. Bad customer service. If anyone else had any experiences with her let me know. Maybe I'll forgive the first experience if she's worth it.

[Greenhornet57]

My experience was about the same. Very cute, and sweet. Tasted really nice, but very quiet, and her BBBJ was very inexperienced. After some point I just took matters into my own hands, literally.

I'll repeat because I think she's pretty chill, but she needs to learn the craft =)

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel

I saw her earlier this year. I think she was full GFE with BBBJ / cim. She was very nice, but I think when I saw her, it seemed like it was her first time having sex, or performing sexual acts. Like she didn't know what to do. She couldn't even take off my belt and pants. Maybe your experience will be different. Maybe she didn't have enough experience in her? Well she looks like her pics and everything, kinda flat chested though. And the time was ok.

Maybe repeat, hopefully she's got better and more relaxed over time.

[Rdyn Nvu]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ExoticFantasy

Saw her in mid 2012, she does look like her pics, short but is darker in person and has a bigger gut. Not sure if her boobs are see cups, but they are ok. She has a great personality and is very sweet, also takes directions pretty well. Sex-wise, she was great, I gave her directions and she followed through on all of them, not concerned about time at all, just focused on you. She gave a great long BJ, the longest I had, sloppy and deep. If she had a better body, losing her tummy fat, she would be great to look at, but as now, I think it's ok. I would see her again just for that BJ. While there are girls with better bods, and maybe prettier face, I'd rate her behind kinkykristen in service and performance. Nothing worst than a pretty chick acting like a dead fish.

Definitely one of my faves.

[Rdyn Nvu]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/DollysMolly

I saw her when she had the old username, fresh and easy, late last year. She was very nice and accommodating to whatever you wanted to do. She was also very talkative. She was pretty good at bb oral, not deep, buy very wet and sloppy. She also came with some DATY. She is still kind of like a amateur so you might have to teach her some new things. Could have used a little makeup but she looked okay, her body was pretty good too.

[Rdyn Nvu]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel

I saw her earlier this year. I think she was full GFE with BBBJ / cim. She was very nice, but I think when I saw her, it seemed like it was her first time having sex, or performing sexual acts. Like she didn't know what to do. She couldn't even take off my belt and pants. Maybe your experience will be different. Maybe she didn't have enough experience in her? Well she looks like her pics and everything, kinda flat chested though. And the time was ok.

Maybe repeat, hopefully she's got better and more relaxed over time.

[Rdyn Nvu]

I basically got a little massage from her and a CBJ ending. She was very sweet the whole time. Not talkative, but maybe because I wasn't talking? She took most of the directions well, like massaging this, licking that, etc. Her pictures are her, but I think she was a little thicker than her pics, maybe because they were shot at better angles. We talked about hx at the end, hugged and I was on my way. She watched the clock a little, but wasn't anal about it.

She's friends with Nicholemarie. Not sure what happened to her though. Her account is gone.

[Rdyn Nvu]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NicholeMarie21

She was very nice and was accommodating to the things I requested. Everything was covered, but all I got was a massage and a CBJ. She does some lfk, and she was very sweet, but if you're looking for a GFE girl, she wouldn't be it. Her pics are pretty accurate, maybe a little bigger in person. She doesn't smoke and she does seem independent. She says that she's from the IE and is good friends with Lilcurvyjay. The CBJ wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything outstanding. Oh I did try banging her doggy style, but she was too tight and my dick was suffocating from the condom, so I just finished with an HJ ending with a cot.

Damage: 40 or 50, can't remember.

[Rdyn Nvu]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/DelilahRose

I saw her late night at a hotel on harbor across from target. Parking sucked, the parking attendent only let me stayed for an hour since I wasnt a guest. She is older or looks older, it was kinda dark. She has ok boobs, smallish. She doesn't kiss, but gave me a pretty good BBBJ with deepthroating. She said to finish in her mouth, I asked for facial, but she said no. Well she does the BJ, even forcing me back, pushing my cock in her mouth. I say I really wanted to finish on her face, she said ok and it was great. Cleaned up and left. She wasn't a clock watcher, I was more worried about the time than her.

[Rdyn Nvu]

Well, it was sort of an odd encounter. I had texted her throughout the day that I would meet her at a certain time. I get her address and I'm off on the freeways to meet her in Costa Mesa I think it was. I was hitting traffic and she texted me to ask if I was coming, I said a few minutes and she said ok. I arrive and knock on the door, she isn't there, but supposedly SelmaSmiles answers. Well Selma tells me that vixen (sunshine is her name I think) is out to lunch. So I sit and wait for 10 minutes or so, Selma offering water and I talk with Selma for a bit. Selma says that since she's late, I could get extra time with her (Sunshine). Also, Selma offered me a shower, but I didn't need to, so I just waited. Then Sunshine arrives, and she gets ready.

I goto the room and wait for her to appear, she does and she's in some sexy lingerie, I ask her to put on the nylons like the pics, and she does. She then starts off with a BBBJ and it seems ok, a little above average I guess. I had asked her before if she could deep-throat, she pm'd back asking about my size and she said yes. In person, she couldn't. Maybe half-way at best. Now I'm only there for a quickie and told her I only brought 60. I told her about the extra time from Selma and she says that she didn't know and that she doesn't work with or for Selma, confusing me.

Anyways, I ask her for a lapdance, and she does that somewhat, more like a air lapdance, with some ass shaking. She does kiss, but with no tongue. I wanted to cum on her face or in her mouth, which was on the menu when I pm'd her, but in person she said it was extra. We turned to 69, and she has a pretty good pussy, sorta loose, but tasted nice. We then fucked with her on top, she could move her body pretty well, but I just came too fast LOL. She seemed open, but restrictive at the same time. Maybe it was the amount of money or time? Or she changed her mind on the menu or whatever. But I think it was a good time.

Well afterwards is where it got awkward. I asked to take a shower and she says that'll be an extra 10 dollars. I tell her that Selma offered me a shower. She replies back that she gets charged for showers from Selma. Awkward silence happens, and then she says ok go ahead. So I do, and I guess they were cleaning the shower, there was powdered soap all over the shower / tub. I just went ahead with the shower real quick and got out. Tried to look for sunshine to say bye, saw a different chick, kinda hot and said hi to her. She noticed I was looking for Sunshine and she yells out her name "Sunshine", which is the first I hear of her name. We hug and say good-bye.

Maybe repeat, depending on other chicks here.

Not sure if that was really SelmaSmiles I met, compared to the pics of selma, she was rounder in the middle area compared to the pics.

Good luck.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/islandVixen1

[Fe Maiden]

$140 hh.

I saw natalia_7 recently for 30 mins hh for 140

L: F:7 (only real negative is that her face shows signs of her age 35, and she has soft cheeks, nice luscious lips and nice soft tongue) B:8 She has an ass that is luscious and round and is a 9/10 but her tits are an 7/10 at best because while they are firm 36dd and she has nice nipples, she must have gone to a mid to low range surgeon and her pussy is a 7/10 (fresh and hygienic but not super responsive but very very tight) and she has a very toned body with a nice tan and not an ounce of fat, her abs and flat and toned. She is 5'0 very petite, half italian half mexican lady who is about 100 lbs with 36dd tits and nice pert ass and nice toned legs, thighs. She looks better than her pictures.

A:9 Very very eager to please, friendly, passionate and probably one of the most cool ladies that I've met in a long long time.

S: 9 DFK is awesome, she uses her tongue well and kissed my neck, my nipples and the blowjob which was bbj was above average (not the best I've had but not the average nonsense blowjob I got from the last 2 ladies I saw. She used hand and no hands and I only wish she did some bls and rimming (I didn't ask and I'm not shaved down there). Very very passionate lady who grings on you and I got some nice rubbing between her ass cheeks with my bare dick as well as covered dick and also she is very sensual. Doggie was great with a very nice ass and very tight. She is not at all a clockwatcher. Missionary is good too with DFK during and cg also was good with her really putting effort into it. Service wise she is great, I just wish I got bls and rimming. She is a full and total GFE as it should be. A lot of these ladies claim to be GFE but really they are lite GFE at best or FAKE GFE in my opinion. She is not. I mean how hard is it for ladies who are being paid 140-160-200 to be passionate. Those ladies who make 200 and still do LFK even though they claim to do DFK makes me really really upset. There is just something wrong with those women and they don't deserve their donation. (cough! Cough! : come say hi girls (vegas crew) ie kira. Sahan, raven. Goddess (gi. MILF) , gi. Jane, etc)

E: 140 for hh (I seemed to have missed the 100 hh special which is awesome)

R: for the 100hh definately yes but not for 140 hh when there are girls like jenna. Besos and chavez around who do bls and rimming.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/natalia_7

Weird that her profile says 24. There is also another gal with an alarmingly similar handle..........Edit.......looks like she has 2 accounts.....natalia-7 & natalia_7??????????

[FunTrust]

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jenilicious69

Went to see her yesterday, but man wish I had't.

So we agree to meet at around 2:30pm. She gives me an address in Fullerton and I drive there. I exit the freeway, about 5 minutes away when I get a text from her to meet at 2:50. I text ok, and I figure ill just park and wait at the location. I drive on state college and my gps says I'm there, but I don't see shit, except the university and other businesses. So, I'm thinking maybe it is one of those times my gps is wrong. I drive further down a couple of miles, looking for the numbers on the buildings til I get to Brea. So I made a U and looked to my gps again. I drive back the other way close to the point I made my exit from the 57 freeway. GPS tells me to make a U turn, then it tells me I'm there, at the damn parking lot of the university. So screw the GPS, I get back on state college and find a parking spot.

Oh I did see this Asian college aged chick, looked real good with a loose shirt with wide arm holes and tight black sports bra I guess at the bus stop. I made so many uturns, that I probably saw her 5-6 times. At one point I thought she was waving high or dancing to her music LOL.

I text Jen that I can't find the place. She then calls me, but I couldn't get my phone to pick up. Then I notice a new text from her saying she's sorry and that she'll discount the rate for me to. 40 (originally. 50 for 15, her running special). I call her back and tell her I can't find your place, nothing but a parking lot. She says her phone says she's in Fullerton. Well while I was waiting, I looked up the address without entering the city and I see a motel in Anaheim. So I tell her I think her place is in Anaheim, she says sorry, but still she insists that it's in Fullerton like her phone says. She also says that it's near the 91 exit, which clues me in further that I'm right. She offers to text me directions based off her phone, but I refuse and use my own.

Finally get to her motel, get up to her room, she opens the door and just downhill from there. We hug and gave little pecks, and I notice her back is super wet, she's sweating like crazy. She's also moving / vibrating, not sure how to describe it, but her head is moving everywhere and she can't stay still. At this point, I know she's on something. Every time I move close to her she moves back a bit and arches her back, matrix style, like whoa, LOL.

So we work out the menu / rate, I asked for cof, she said. 60, I countered with. 50. I said fuck it, lets do the. 40 BBBJ, no intercourse. I brought nylons for her to wear, she did and I got a fairly good BJ from her. Not sloppy, but not dry. I tried facefucking, but she wasn't, into it. I then told I wanted to rub myself on the nylons she had on, and we do that for a bit, with her head rocking everywhere as she laid there, then back to the BBBJ. She didn't use her teeth, but she would use her hand some. She tells me to tell her when I'm going to cum, so I don't nut in her mouth. After about ten minutes, I nut all her her leg. I ask her if I could clean up in the shower for a little bit, she says no, she has someone else coming soon. I said wth, really? I say that I'll be real quick and she says ok, do it fast, I got someone coming here now. I shower off in like 45 seconds. As I'm getting dressed, she tells me that she normally does BBBJ for. 60. I say, I thought we agreed to. 40. She says nah, I normally do it for. 80. I then ask her why are you rushing me, she then tells me it's because of me, talking to her, discussing the details. Which took no more of her time, getting ready. And that she still has another client real soon. So I counter her demand by offering. 10 extra. I had already given her. 40.

Said ill see ya later and bolted out.

I would not recommend, no matter how low her rates. She looks better in the pics, chubbier in person. Most of her pics seem dated.

Her ratings on hx are all positive, you should rate her down- also report the other one as a rob in a hx review- you definitely got scammed- the other guys probably were telling you the truth on their experiences, YMMV and sometimes girl flake out and turn bad

[HookerHunter]

Been eying this one for a while, she says her menu is limitless and her rates are reasonable. Figured you vent here would know more as I hate surprises. Thanks.