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[Gotta Run]

Ok, so to catch up on here, hopefully with one neatly-packaged response to many:

Jeepster: "No, I don't get a kickback, but hey, maybe? I wonder if Phil's girls want new representation yet?"

Lilly says: You certainly have developed a track record for PR. Check into it. Just make sure you get the right girl.

Mike1701: "Did hear the word Mafia somewhere? We do tend to stick tight. As one said " all for one and one for all" and we dive at 5."

Lilly says: I'm going off the westward locations of the Muffketeers. The group of "friends" (aka bodyguards) that followed Elvis came to be known as the Memphis Mafia, right? I'm calling the group that follows Lilly the Muffketeer Mafia!

Got to run: "Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting?"

Lilly says: He did buy me that Jag, too. Jeepster doesn't realize that I've made off with his credit card numbers, checking account info, and I've managed to create a fake I'd for myself that has my picture and Jeepster's name on it (although people do ask me why in the hell my parents named me Jeepster. Right as they hand me the keys to a Jag.)

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And if people couldn't tell, the last one was total bullshit. Everyone knows that I would never steal personal information from a client, ever! I've been honest from the beginning, often to my own disadvantage (not with you guys, but with BP a-holes). I'm just so good at what I do that Jeepster freely gave me all that data. (Ha, joke again.)

You did steal my heart, Lilly. Just kidding or am I. LOL.

As far as Memphis goes, I can remember the days of Danny's. Google "The State Line Gang" and "Dixie Mafia". Anyone other than me remember Garner Town?

[Lily Whyte]

Ok, so to catch up on here, hopefully with one neatly-packaged response to many:

Jeepster: "No, I don't get a kickback, but hey, maybe? I wonder if Phil's girls want new representation yet?"

Lilly says: You certainly have developed a track record for PR. Check into it. Just make sure you get the right girl.

Mike1701: "Did hear the word Mafia somewhere? We do tend to stick tight. As one said " all for one and one for all" and we dive at 5."

Lilly says: I'm going off the westward locations of the Muffketeers. The group of "friends" (aka bodyguards) that followed Elvis came to be known as the Memphis Mafia, right? I'm calling the group that follows Lilly the Muffketeer Mafia!

Got to run: "Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting?"

Lilly says: He did buy me that Jag, too. Jeepster doesn't realize that I've made off with his credit card numbers, checking account info, and I've managed to create a fake ID for myself that has my picture and Jeepster's name on it (although people do ask me why in the hell my parents named me Jeepster. Right as they hand me the keys to a Jag.)

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And if people couldn't tell, the last one was total bullshit. Everyone knows that I would never steal personal information from a client, ever! I've been honest from the beginning, often to my own disadvantage (not with you guys, but with BP a-holes). I'm just so good at what I do that Jeepster freely gave me all that data. (Ha, joke again.)

[RonSwanson]

Well membership is free monetarily wise anyway. It works like this all for one and one for all. We keep each other safe and try and keep the girls safe too. It really fairly simple we don't mind meeting for lunch or a drink or 2. The ladies are welcome also. Its just a little group who talks about like minded things. BTW my 411 is up too. Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting? Most of us drive larger pickups and even at the gas and diesel prices we could get there and part way back on our rate. LOL.

Its not hard to join PM and we can meet for cocktails one evening? Too bad we can get closer to a womans tits and pussy standing in line at the mall than the strip cubs. Oh, Lilly and Mr. Lilly can come too.

This is actually quite timely. I'm out working in San Diego and they have a weekly social get together. Several of the guys meet for drinks or happy hours and several of the providers come as well. It's also the starting place for new girls who can make an introduction and folks can see them and get to know their personality. I almost didn't believe it but went last night and its a pretty neat community they have here thats all about having a little fun and keeping everyone involved safe.

[Mike1701]

Well membership is free monetarily wise anyway. It works like this all for one and one for all. We keep each other safe and try and keep the girls safe too. It really fairly simple we don't mind meeting for lunch or a drink or 2. The ladies are welcome also. Its just a little group who talks about like minded things. BTW my 411 is up too. Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting? Most of us drive larger pickups and even at the gas and diesel prices we could get there and part way back on our rate. LOL.

Its not hard to join PM and we can meet for cocktails one evening? Too bad we can get closer to a womans tits and pussy standing in line at the mall than the strip cubs. Oh, Lilly and Mr. Lilly can come too.

Hell I will be around in few days. Round up our new friends and will all go out and have a few drinks. I ain't scared. LOL

[HalleJames]

Has anybody figured out what's on forum advertiser Halle James' menu? Her website doesn't really clarify much, other than she is "not PSE." She uses the bodyrubsites dot com domain, typically utilized by rub girls.

Is this massage at a $$$ rate? NR lists GFE, but I haven't seen that spelled out elsewhere.

To further complicate, she used to have rub ads on BP starting at $.20 per hr.

http://hallejames2424.bodyrubsites.com/rates

Old ad, not real pics:

http://www.backpagesluts.com/gfe.asp...ty=tnNashville

-Jeepster1

Jeepster, sorry still trying to figure this page out. Anyways to clarify I am more your companion, mistress type.

Those old ads was when I worked for some phony escort agency.

The new pictures are of me. If you really need an acronym I am more a "GFE"

[Gotta Run]

I always like D'Artagnan anyway! LOL

The Beast!

Well I guess that makes me Athos since I have the evil felon ex-wife. Careful BH she evil.

[Jeepster1]

Usually I just check the cup holders for all that drive-through change that I didn't give to Ronald McDonald House, toss it in a plain envelope and we're good. I did throw in a large Diet Coke this time, it was payday and I was feeling flush.

-Jeepster1

To all the folks in the Bobbin Robin thread, THIS WAS SATIRE. No pocket change was harmed in the making of this review.

-Jeepster1

[BlackHawk101]

Well membership is free monetarily wise anyway. It works like this all for one and one for all. We keep each other safe and try and keep the girls safe too. It really fairly simple we don't mind meeting for lunch or a drink or 2. The ladies are welcome also. Its just a little group who talks about like minded things. BTW my 411 is up too. Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting? Most of us drive larger pickups and even at the gas and diesel prices we could get there and part way back on our rate. LOL.

Its not hard to join PM and we can meet for cocktails one evening? Too bad we can get closer to a womans tits and pussy standing in line at the mall than the strip cubs. Oh, Lilly and Mr. Lilly can come too.

I always like D'Artagnan anyway! LOL

The Beast!

[Jeepster1]

Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting? Most of us drive larger pickups and even at the gas and diesel prices we could get there and part way back on our rate. LOL.

Usually I just check the cup holders for all that drive-through change that I didn't give to Ronald McDonald House, toss it in a plain envelope and we're good. I did throw in a large Diet Coke this time, it was payday and I was feeling flush.

-Jeepster1

[Gotta Run]

Hey, are there dues involved? 'Cause I've got a lot of expenses. My P411 is up for renewal, and I just bought Lilly Whyte that new Jag she wanted.

(Well, technically, the reality is that I had my typical meeting with Lilly last week, which just about paid for her gas to get halfway back to Kentucky. But I like the idea of giving her a car, it makes me feel benevolent to have such unselfish intentions.)

-Jeepster1

Well membership is free monetarily wise anyway. It works like this all for one and one for all. We keep each other safe and try and keep the girls safe too. It really fairly simple we don't mind meeting for lunch or a drink or 2. The ladies are welcome also. Its just a little group who talks about like minded things. BTW my 411 is up too. Have to ask though, if you only give Lilly enough money to get half way back home then what kind of discount are you getting? Most of us drive larger pickups and even at the gas and diesel prices we could get there and part way back on our rate. LOL.

Its not hard to join PM and we can meet for cocktails one evening? Too bad we can get closer to a womans tits and pussy standing in line at the mall than the strip cubs. Oh, Lilly and Mr. Lilly can come too.

[Jeepster1]

Has anybody figured out what's on forum advertiser Halle James' menu? Her website doesn't really clarify much, other than she is "not PSE." She uses the bodyrubsites dot com domain, typically utilized by rub girls.

Is this massage at a $$$ rate? NR lists GFE, but I haven't seen that spelled out elsewhere.

To further complicate, she used to have rub ads on BP starting at $.20 per hr.

http://hallejames2424.bodyrubsites.com/rates

Old ad, not real pics:

http://www.backpagesluts.com/gfe.asp...ty=tnNashville

-Jeepster1

[Jeepster1]

Awe Hun, you know know how the Mufketeers are. Sounds like we mite need to get Jeepster in, but he would have to make a road trip. HA. Did hear the word Mafia somewhere? We do tend to stick tight. As one said " all for one and one for all" and we dive at 5.

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Hey, are there dues involved? 'Cause I've got a lot of expenses. My P411 is up for renewal, and I just bought Lilly Whyte that new Jag she wanted.

(Well, technically, the reality is that I had my typical meeting with Lilly last week, which just about paid for her gas to get halfway back to Kentucky. But I like the idea of giving her a car, it makes me feel benevolent to have such unselfish intentions.)

-Jeepster1

[Mike1701]

Anyone needing validation of Jeepster's mad pimpin' skills can feel free to contact me. Same for the Muffketeers that I've met this far. Isn't it nice when we share our toys? LOL.

Awe Hun, you know know how the Mufketeers are. Sounds like we mite need to get Jeepster in, but he would have to make a road trip. HA. Did hear the word Mafia somewhere? We do tend to stick tight. As one said " all for one and one for all" and we dive at 5.

P

[Lily Whyte]

Lilly Whyte says she is in town for upscale incalls all day Monday 8-26 and a partial day Tuesday 8-27.

No, I don't get a kickback, but hey, maybe? I wonder if Phil's girls want new representation yet?

-Jeepster1

Anyone needing validation of Jeepster's mad pimpin' skills can feel free to contact me. Same for the Muffketeers that I've met this far. Isn't it nice when we share our toys? LOL.

[Jeepster1]

Lilly Whyte says she is in town for upscale incalls all day Monday 8-26 and a partial day Tuesday 8-27.

No, I don't get a kickback, but hey, maybe? I wonder if Phil's girls want new representation yet?

-Jeepster1