Massage Parlor Reports

[Brett Favre]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for .4 to finish.

I also had the misfortune of stopping here. Not good and windows on the doors to the rooms.

[GotMilf]

GotMilf,

Does Anna still work at New Hope? Thanks!

Yes, there is an "Anna" there. (And at every other AMP for that matter. LOL!) Don't know if she's been there too long. I've only been going there for about 6 mos, so I'm not a veteran. I've also dreamt about Casey and Mickey. And a few others whos names I can't remember. The "Anna" I dreamt about was taller and thin with a great rack and great skills.

[SgtPerv]

On my way from Chicago visited Crystal because of the reviews. Hard to find for an out of town, had to do some in depth research to find the place. Anyway the place was expensive but fine, good service, not rushed and very professional. Damage was 1. 2 +.8. Maybe I am not so good at negotiating but the service was first class.

That is normal AMP FS price, if you got less then it was a bad deal. Normal AMP price is .4 HJ .8 BJ and 120 FS paid as tip plus house fee.

[Barney]

I'd been there once, no massage skill at all waste of time

Was there before when owned by another lady and recently with this owner. Maybe more repeat visits? Not for me.

Read afew good reviews here and plan on trying a few new places.

Barney

[Luv Nooke2]

Been dreaming about this place pretty regularly. Most times it's consistent and satisfying, but on this last visit I drew "the new girl". Very little English, too shy, poor massage skills, a little rushed and "looks-wise" about a 5. On the flip, she had the HS skills of my first girlfriend in middle school. No teasing and very methodical. She allowed roaming, but there wasn't much to feel. I didn't get her name. I tried asking, but she just shook her head in that confused "I don't understand" look. She was about 30, average height / weight, shorter hair and very "mousey" looking. As usual, .7 for massage and TS. I usually tip. 4, but on this occasion, I thought I'd try to give a hint and only tip. 3, but she frowned and asked for. 4. I caved, but I hope the annoyed look on my face gave her the hint.

*On a positive note, when I walked in the girl behind the counter who took my cash and walked me to the room was smokin hot. Younger girl, mid twenties, tan skin with tattoos and very good English. I was hoping she'd be my masseuse, but no such luck. On my next visit, I'll only get a massage if she's working and giving massages, otherwise I think I may be done dreaming about this place.

There's a new spot on Ashland that I've been meaning to try.

GotMilf,

Does Anna still work at New Hope? Thanks!

[BKK212]

On my way from Chicago visited Crystal because of the reviews. Hard to find for an out of town, had to do some in depth research to find the place. Anyway the place was expensive but fine, good service, not rushed and very professional. Damage was 1. 2 +.8. Maybe I am not so good at negotiating but the service was first class.

[GotMilf]

Been dreaming about this place pretty regularly. Most times it's consistent and satisfying, but on this last visit I drew "the new girl". Very little English, too shy, poor massage skills, a little rushed and "looks-wise" about a 5. On the flip, she had the HS skills of my first girlfriend in middle school. No teasing and very methodical. She allowed roaming, but there wasn't much to feel. I didn't get her name. I tried asking, but she just shook her head in that confused "I don't understand" look. She was about 30, average height / weight, shorter hair and very "mousey" looking. As usual, .7 for massage and TS. I usually tip .4, but on this occasion, I thought I'd try to give a hint and only tip .3, but she frowned and asked for. 4. I caved, but I hope the annoyed look on my face gave her the hint.

*On a positive note, when I walked in the girl behind the counter who took my cash and walked me to the room was smokin hot. Younger girl, mid twenties, tan skin with tattoos and very good English. I was hoping she'd be my masseuse, but no such luck. On my next visit, I'll only get a massage if she's working and giving massages, otherwise I think I may be done dreaming about this place.

There's a new spot on Ashland that I've been meaning to try.

[Elpatron]

Can anybody recommend AMP in Midway area saw one on BP on 63 and Pulaski and info on that one.

I'd been there once, no massage skill at all waste of time

[Ron M]

Twice, just a good legit massage. Pretty masseuse though.

Have you found a Provider yet? Why are you still messing around with Massage Parlors?

[Deizel5]

Has anyone visited cove spa in Lombard?

Twice, just a good legit massage. Pretty masseuse though.

[Raoul Duke]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

I've been running into the same situation whenever I visit a new place. Old haunts still gladly accept. 4 with a smile and a bottle of water in return.

[Chales 12]

Can anybody recommend AMP in Midway area saw one on BP on 63 and Pulaski and info on that one.

[ChiTownBaller]

But overall dependable and never too busy in 3 times I've been there this month.

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

[Junkiexl101]

Nice write-up but it would be usefull to be able to find the palce.

I know I wanted to keep the location private. If you would like to know though PM me and I'll give you location detail.

[Past Tense]

Nice write-up but it would be usefull to be able to find the palce.

I hit up an AMP today. So I called ahead of time to make an appointment and when I got there the mms opened the door and I asked for hhr which was. 4 so took me to a small room with doors and walls for privacy which was nice. When she got in I was buck naked on my stomach with a towel covering my booty. She just looked at it and took it off and started the massage which before hand she asked if I wanted medium or soft. I asked for med. The massage felt very nice with a lot of attention to the booty LOL. Probably cause I was sore from workouts the day before. So then came the flip and she looks at me and starts massaging so I started rubbing up on her legs and jimmy down there was wide awake to get some attention so we just stared at each other laughed and agreed on. 4 and I left satisfied.

Mms aka Provider rating. 6/10 (she was around late 30s or early 40s my guess but it's hard to tell what age and Asian woman is.)

Massage. 8/10 (there was use of oil which gave the massage a little bit of soothing heat which felt great on my sore back.)

Overall. 7/10 (I didn't intend on getting a HE but figured why not. I originally went to see if they have more to offer on their menu but it seems like rub and tug is as far as it goes. I will probably make another trip sometime down the future. Overall damage was. 8 for massage and HE.)