Strip Club Reports

[Into N Out]

I went to Paradise to finally give Perla a shot based on the reviews she had on bonedin. For me, she didn't live up to them. Maybe because of the language barrier. Paradise needs new girls. For now, I'll probably stay away until I don't recognize the names on the RCs.

My bad luck led me to finally try Monarch's again. I'd been there once when they first opened, but my initial impression was skewed since one, they just opened, and two, only 3 or 4 girls were working. I'd noticed some rave reviews about Malia. To me, she's not a 4 on the mileage scale. Maybe a 3. SHe's all business, which is a turn off. I did meet Candy, but we just didn't click. She's not bad looking though. Kind of reminds of one of those girls from that movie the Craft but less goth-why. One girl by the name of Indiana was just standing by herself, and seemed somewhat unapproachable. I ended up going to the bar area and she came up to me. She offers what could possibly be the best deal. Seemed a little to good to be true: $75 for a 15-min VIP, which includes the following: nude dance, CBJ, and CFS. I asked for confirmation,"$75 for all that?". Her answer: "yes." And who could possibly say no to a girl that has a 5/5 body. 4/5 face. 5/5 attitude, and apparently. 5/5 mileage. Description of her: D implants, but they're soft; maybe 5'4" without heels. 125lbs (roughly) , Mexican, thin, big ass (likely has silicon injections).

So we go to the back, and she says,"you can pull your pants down; no one will see." I was a little nervous since it was my first time at this club, and I didn't know how management was. Indiana was right. She strips down, and I begin feeding on her nice tits, as they slowly move away from my mouth and down towards junior. She gets me nice and hard with her mouth. I kind of thought she was going to hustle me and just do the CBJ, but when I grabbed her ass a little, she immediately got up, grabbed some lube from her purse, and sat down on it. I can usually last pretty long, but after about 5 ins and outs, I was already ready to finish. So I just did. I wasn't keeping track of time, and didn't want to NOT finish, so I thought, fuck it. And as if it couldn't get better, this chick cleans me up. She has baby wipes, and takes off the condom, wipes down junior, hands me some hand sanitizer. I mean she was PREPARED. And she seemed completely unconcerned with the time. She didn't rush or seem to check. We talked for a bit afterward, and then I said goodbye. I don't know any backpage deal that could beat that service at that price with someone that good-looking. Totally cool chick. She said she works every night except Friday, and usually comes in late, like 10pm.

I will be back to visit her.

[Kif Kokker]

Visited Synn for the first time today. The main floor at Synn is nicer than my usual go to club DVCOI.

Harley:

Still has the same blue bikini as ScTrojan mentioned. FFZ and FDZ. A little NASCAR and a little nibbling of JR thru pants. Her sucking my finger was a little surprising. Gooddance overall. Would repeat.

Hazel:

Pretty faced Latina. FFZ but no FDZ. She has big dark nipples and let me feed a little. However her stomach has been ravaged by child birth it seems, so that was a bummer. It was covered up on the main floor otherwise I would have passed. Would not repeat.

Paradise:

It was kinda dead. Only three girls worth looking at: Isis and Sapphire. However bonedin told me to stay away from them. Then there was Jess. Pretty good looking gal with fake knockers. Good lapdance with FFZ and FDZ. However her fake knockers were like rocks. A little bit of a turn off for me.

[Kif Kokker]

First time at the club. Cleaner then my usual spot DVCOI.

Harley. Pretty Latina. Curvy in the right places. Natural Cs allows feeding and FDZ. Some SSTP and even sucked on my finger. Will return for VIP. I didn't discuss extras.

Hazel. Pretty faced slim Latina. Belly is destroyed from child birth. Big dark nipples if your into that. FFZ but no FDZ. Will not repeat.

[Jack Romas]

Have had many dances with many girls here. I recommend Megan. Mongolian cutie. Bomb head plus ball licking.

Alyssa is always a good time.

Miss HT

[ScTrojan]

Visited Tuesday and it was worth a visit.

Free entry before 1pm and $5 minimum for drink. Surprisingly Less pressure for drinks for dancers but it was kinda slow so that could be the case.

Had 3-1 Nude with 3 dancers.

Mina:

Cute petite in 20s with Nice natural tits and amazing booty. Looked indian / hispanic to me. FFZ FDZ SSTP all were there and no tip was asked. Amazing dance and no resistance anywhere. Full menu available in VIP (planning for today in noon). Kinda shy and stays in back unless its her stage performance or 3-1 rounds.

Jewels:

Nice body petite latina and kinda small (may be less than 5ft without heels) and amazing natural tits with big fking dark nipples. Allowed me to suck on those nips for entire dance FFZ FDZ was there but didn't get too much grind. Asked about VIP and said she doesn't do FS or extras. But if you are into tits sucking, she is your gal.

Harley:

Seen her before and repeated again. Latina with dark hair and nice body. Both times she had her light blue bikini. Grind FDZ FFZ were there. Some nascar and grabbed the Junior thru pants and put it in her mouth. She is good and you won't be disappointed.

[The Camel]

Is honey still at paradise? Thanks

She's there very reliably several dayshifts each week and IMO she's never looked better than she does now.

Hey Paradise Pervs, if you haven't already discovered bonedindotcom this is a site you need to bookmark front and center on your devices. Overall its kind of a joke right now because only a half dozen clubs participate in providing timely and regular RTRCs each afternoon and evening, but the good news is no club has been more dedicated to putting out info as to who is working RIGHT NOW than Paradise. The RTRC lists for Paradise are maintained several times on most days, and they are accurate.

[Hornyag]

I just noticed that the link above didn't provide definitions for the acronyms ScTrojan was asking about. I may be wrong, but here's what I think they are (I may be wrong on some of these) :

FFZ. Free Fly Zone, essentially being able to touch their breasts. The bare minimum I expect from a stripper.

FDZ. Free Defense Zone, access to kitty. Doesn't specify if FIV was allowed or not.

SSTP. Stick Shift Thru Pants, also known as NASCAR. Don't think any more explanation is needed.

I thought FFZ stood for Finger Fucking Zebra which means finger banging a stripper who moonlights as an NFL Official. I could be wrong though.

[Jp2007]

Is honey still at paradise? Thanks

[Akara]

If your just talking abbreviations in general then you can find some explanations right here in this forum:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu..._abbreviations

Thanks for the report!

I just noticed that the link above didn't provide definitions for the acronyms ScTrojan was asking about. I may be wrong, but here's what I think they are (I may be wrong on some of these) :

FFZ. Free Fly Zone, essentially being able to touch their breasts. The bare minimum I expect from a stripper.

FDZ. Free Defense Zone, access to kitty. Doesn't specify if FIV was allowed or not.

SSTP. Stick Shift Thru Pants, also known as NASCAR. Don't think any more explanation is needed.

[Into N Out]

I think those abbreviations are from the DVCOI yahoo board. I remember when they were coming up with them. Seems like most reports here are just written in one's own vernacular (e. G. Me calling a "camel slide" a "meatwall massage.") I personally appreciate details, because most of these number scales you find on the yahoo board or bonedin vary wayy too much. Like, for example, if you don't get laid, the mileage shouldn't be a 5/5. Just sayin'.

Sorry I can't comment on any of the dancers you mentioned, since I've never had the pleasure. I will say, though, that you really don't need to get a VIP at paradise. Everything can be had on the couches behind the wall. Unless you just want more time and privacy, then stick to the 341s Camel mentioned.

What is the cover during day time at paradise? Are there any specials like 100 bucks VIP Thursday and 20 nude tuesdays like DVCOI and SYNN?

I am regular at DV COI and tried SYNN last time on Thursday. Thinking of trying paradise tomorrow afternoon

DVCOI.

Daisy: She is smart and cute. Took her for topless and milage was good. Offered extras in VIP but passed. Amazing grind and stickshift without asking tip.

Vicky: She is good looking with fake tits but boy her dances are fking ridiculous. She will walk to you and will say these words each and every time "do you want a dance? You can touch everything" as soon as a dance starts, she tries to upsell for CHJ for 80 and if you say no, price will drop to 40. Went for it and it was the worst CHJ ever.

Alina: She looks old but her dances are not that bad. Only thing is she likes to kiss and eww she smells bad and her lotion is kinda allergic for me so staying away from her.

Emme: She is the only asian I find during the day shift and man this is my atf. Good looking with nice fake boobs. I have done several VIPs with her and she has never turned me down. She will make you cum in nude and won't ask for a tip. Lot of GFE action with her.

Natalie: She is one of the better looking gal but she seems shy. Hangs out by her self and spends time on her phone. Rarely makes a round. Had 2 dances with her and both were good. Good grind and access all over. She will do CBJ or CHJ in VIP but prices were too high.

Patty: She is thick latina. Took her to nude once and she came thru. Dance was lame but she opened my pant took out junior and gave a great HJ without any kind of tip expectation. Offered CFS in VIP for 150 on Thursday that includes 100 club cover.

Delilah: She is good looking with long hair. Nice natural breasts. Mileage was available on the 3rd dance. Tips expected even if no extra is provided.

Also, can anyone explain FFZ FDZ SSTP etc so I can write the reviews in detail.

[The Camel]

What is the cover during day time at paradise? Are there any specials like 100 bucks VIP Thursday and 20 nude tuesdays like DVCOI and SYNN?

I am regular at DV COI and tried SYNN last time on Thursday. Thinking of trying paradise tomorrow afternoon

DVCOI.

Daisy: She is smart and cute. Took her for topless and milage was good. Offered extras in VIP but passed. Amazing grind and stickshift without asking tip.

Vicky: She is good looking with fake tits but boy her dances are fking ridiculous. She will walk to you and will say these words each and every time "do you want a dance? You can touch everything" as soon as a dance starts, she tries to upsell for CHJ for 80 and if you say no, price will drop to 40. Went for it and it was the worst CHJ ever.

Alina: She looks old but her dances are not that bad. Only thing is she likes to kiss and eww she smells bad and her lotion is kinda allergic for me so staying away from her.

Emme: She is the only asian I find during the day shift and man this is my atf. Good looking with nice fake boobs. I have done several VIPs with her and she has never turned me down. She will make you cum in nude and won't ask for a tip. Lot of GFE action with her.

Natalie: She is one of the better looking gal but she seems shy. Hangs out by her self and spends time on her phone. Rarely makes a round. Had 2 dances with her and both were good. Good grind and access all over. She will do CBJ or CHJ in VIP but prices were too high.

Patty: She is thick latina. Took her to nude once and she came thru. Dance was lame but she opened my pant took out junior and gave a great HJ without any kind of tip expectation. Offered CFS in VIP for 150 on Thursday that includes 100 club cover.

Delilah: She is good looking with long hair. Nice natural breasts. Mileage was available on the 3rd dance. Tips expected even if no extra is provided.

Also, can anyone explain FFZ FDZ SSTP etc so I can write the reviews in detail.

I'm not sure what the non-discounted admission is during the Paradise day shift. I'm guessing $15 which includes the drink. I always enter with a coupon from L. A. Weekly. Paradise doesn't put coupons in the paper, but they will accept coupons from any other club. At least their local competitors. So if you have DVCOI, SRCOI, Monarchs coupons, et al, you get charged only for the drink which is $5. You could also print these coupons off the club websites and use them at Paradise. I believe admission is completely free before 1PM without any coupons.

Amazingly they don't seem to offer any VIP promotions like the other clubs including their sister club Synn which has been so successful with the Thursday promotion. However, the dancers appear free to make VIP deals so long as the house gets its cut which is $100. Very strange that the "negotiable VIP" is rarely discussed or reported on this site. I make it pretty clear to the girls that I won't pay for VIPs. I'd expect that to bring me some compromise offers though that isn't my intent. So far, I've only had one discount offer. That being a $50 reduction to $250. I'm guessing I probably could have countered successfully with a $200 offer but I didn't try. It would be cool and helpful if others who do VIPs would post about their experiences negotiating the basic price and provide some insights about this hidden aspect of perving the Paradise.

Nude dances are technically 2 for 1 unless a 3 for 1 special is announced. The reality is you can request all dances to be 3 for 1 and never be turned down. So if you agree to a dance when no special is on the table, confirm with the girl that you want it to be 3 for 1. Only the ignorant get burned with 2 for 1s.

Re DVCOI: Emme is everybody's fave. She's amazing. Great looking and your mileage WON'T vary great mileage. She's an all time great Hall of Famer in local clubs that's all there is to it. Only issues are that she works on a cameo basis. She'll be around for a few weeks as she is now, and then gone for months at a time. Her current stint at DV is the longest continuous time I can remember her working. Maybe she means to stick around this time. I've only met her once and she treated me great in the topless area. I'd be crazy to complain but admit to being slightly crazy at least, and my issue is I find her to be very hardcore professional. Not much natural warmth. She just roams and roams doing fly by's for high mileage hookups. Nothing really to complain about except she seems very mechanical in the way she does her business. Very matter of fact about what she does and also that she doesn't feel like she's part of the scene and only in it for a quick buck when she needs it. But fuck me, if you're lucky enough to catch her on a shift you should not pass her up.

Vicky: I may be the only guy who doesn't have issues with this nice looking voluptuous latina. Maybe because I don't expect anything much from her. I just like her look and I can work her for getting some nice "warm-up" GFE dances. She's just a starter for me at DV, not a closer. So a 3 for 2 topless at $20, no tip and I got some excitement starting up in my pants and my appetite for the next girl is increased. At an inexpensive club like DV I like to graze on appetizers before feasting on a main dish.

Delilah: Had dances with her a couple of years ago and considered her one of the worst investments I've ever made in a strip club. Others reporting at the time had similar experiences but based on more recent reports it sounds like maybe she's learned to be something less than a total nightmare if she wants to make a living. But her name is burned in my consciousness with the admonition "never again".

I like DVCOI but so many really cute low mileage dancers and it's been going in that direction. But the dances are a bargain so you don't have to break the bank working your way to the gold and enjoy the eye candy along the way.

[Hornyag]

Also, can anyone explain FFZ FDZ SSTP etc so I can write the reviews in detail.

If your just talking abbreviations in general then you can find some explanations right here in this forum: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu..._abbreviations

Thanks for the report!

[ScTrojan]

What is the cover during day time at paradise? Are there any specials like 100 bucks VIP Thursday and 20 nude tuesdays like DVCOI and SYNN?

I am regular at DV COI and tried SYNN last time on Thursday. Thinking of trying paradise tomorrow afternoon

DVCOI.

Daisy: She is smart and cute. Took her for topless and milage was good. Offered extras in VIP but passed. Amazing grind and stickshift without asking tip.

Vicky: She is good looking with fake tits but boy her dances are fking ridiculous. She will walk to you and will say these words each and every time "do you want a dance? You can touch everything" as soon as a dance starts, she tries to upsell for CHJ for 80 and if you say no, price will drop to 40. Went for it and it was the worst CHJ ever.

Alina: She looks old but her dances are not that bad. Only thing is she likes to kiss and eww she smells bad and her lotion is kinda allergic for me so staying away from her.

Emme: She is the only asian I find during the day shift and man this is my atf. Good looking with nice fake boobs. I have done several VIPs with her and she has never turned me down. She will make you cum in nude and won't ask for a tip. Lot of GFE action with her.

Natalie: She is one of the better looking gal but she seems shy. Hangs out by her self and spends time on her phone. Rarely makes a round. Had 2 dances with her and both were good. Good grind and access all over. She will do CBJ or CHJ in VIP but prices were too high.

Patty: She is thick latina. Took her to nude once and she came thru. Dance was lame but she opened my pant took out junior and gave a great HJ without any kind of tip expectation. Offered CFS in VIP for 150 on Thursday that includes 100 club cover.

Delilah: She is good looking with long hair. Nice natural breasts. Mileage was available on the 3rd dance. Tips expected even if no extra is provided.

Also, can anyone explain FFZ FDZ SSTP etc so I can write the reviews in detail.

[Into N Out]

What happened to Texas at Paradise on night shift? I usually do the day shift but moonlight once in a while with nights and see Texas but they (Paradise) said she no longer works there. Anyone have the scoop?

I think someone on bonedin said that she works at a pomona club. I don't know which one, though.

[Spankin86]

What happened to Texas at Paradise on night shift? I usually do the day shift but moonlight once in a while with nights and see Texas but they (Paradise) said she no longer works there. Anyone have the scoop?