Streetwalker Reports

**DcFishMonger** · 08-20-13 23:21

So, decided to see for myself what's happening in DC this past morning and I really should have gone to see one of my old friends in VA on the way to the office instead. In the past I've seen some decent WSWs near the Transformer HQ so went by there. Usually there's no competition for the few and far between, genetically pre-determined fembots as the skeevy hunters of Trinidad are looking to snap into a Slim Jim. As has become habit I had chugged through about 2. 5 Red Bulls of my 4-pack so had to drain the lizard. I pulled over as it was about 0400 and proceeded to go about my business when a fearsome looking Decepticon appeared from the bushes. Thankfully I was finishing off so I ran for the car as I pulled out my brick and made it to safety. This crackhead ignores the fact that I have said brick and proceeds to demand a ride, spits on the passenger side window and is drawing unwanted attention. I zoomed away as quickly as possible back towards the usual girls only spot and didn't see anything worth writing home about. All in all, thought this story might entertain so there it is. When will there be public restrooms available without having to purchase food items in DC I wonder.

Stay safe & GLHF!

**The Big Man** · 08-20-13 07:42

Originally Posted by Strata [View Original Post]

Friday night I visited the loop for the first time in over a year (retired). The great weather had the loop hopping, and earlier than usual. LE presence was light until 0500 or so.

Most of the girls started going in (or at least moving north) around 0600, and I was about to head home when I made a rookie mistake (and the worst of my career). I picked up two BSW (one, super petite with vitiligo or some other piebald skin issue, the other dark skinned with a large tattoo under her collar bones) around 12 / K. The petite one said her name was Julian (sp?) , and I forget the other's name. They said they were visiting from California, although I've seen them out before on occasion, and the dark-skinned one said she was originally from Baltimore (made a comment about needing to get her birth certificate while in town).

Anyway, we drove over to the CVS; I hit the ATM and they got $8 worth of snacks. Then we went to their room at the Washington Plaza off Thomas Circle (room 713 if any of you others have fallen victim). They were sharing the room with the really hot LSW that was out and a bigger boned dark-skinned BSW with large implants who was wearing a unitard, both of whom showed up later.

Paid $100 each and got down to business. And here is where I made the rookie mistake. I left my wallet and phone in my pants on the floor next to the bed. So they kept me distracted and managed to pull my cash, my phone battery, and my debit card. And, from the CVS trip, they had picked up my debit card pin.

I didn't realize anything was wrong until I went to leave and realized I'd been robbed (and the one girl had already left for a "date", I. E, to go use my card). I got into an argument with the remaining girls while the LSW and her date hid in the bathroom. The bigger one shoved me, and I decided to leave before things got worse (besides, I knew that my cash and card were already gone with the other girl).

I asked the front desk to use the phone to cancel my card, but they told me that their phones don't make out-going calls.

Then I had to fight with the parking attendant to get out of the garage without paying $17.

Raced home and cancelled my debit card, but there were already numerous fraudulent charges.

My losses:

$180. The additional $160 cash from my wallet plus $20 cash hidden in my phone case.

$30. Phone battery.

$544. 2 ATM withdrawals, an $84 CVS purchase, and $154 online order to YNC Trading in California.

I'm disputing the charges, but the bank wants a police report. For obvious reasons, I haven't called the police, although I considered it.

If I find the girls' backpage ads, I'll be sure to post them.

Note to self: I should've stayed retired.

Shit happens, we all have screwed up at some time.

**Kraven Morehed** · 08-20-13 01:15

Originally Posted by Strata [View Original Post]

Wow. Rules 17 & 18. Soooooo true. And a mistake I wouldn't have made in the past (typically left wallet and phone stashed in car for aforementioned reasons) , but my guard was down. So, basically I paid $1000 to re-learn rules 17 & 18 the hard way. &$& Plus the aggravation of having to cancel my debit card. And replace my phone battery. Which, in some ways, was even more aggravating.

But I have to keep everything in perspective. I have a lot more to lose than a couple of hoes, so I take my medicine and go home. Lesson learned.

Hey strata, a pimp doesn't retire. A pimp strengthens their pimp hand. And should have their funds prior to encounters. Extra funds should be hidden in trunk. And typically leave your wallet out of site but carry your I'd if necessary. Remeber that holds your full name and house address.

**Kraven Morehed** · 08-20-13 01:10

Originally Posted by Drunker Irish [View Original Post]

This has been a debate for a long time, and that is not the case. She doesn't date people she doesn't know, just like 'safe' mongers don't pick-up a new chick on the loop without first seeing them being picked-up and dating a known SW. The difficulty is getting her to trust you. Might take some investment up front, like rolling down your window and saying,"Hey Courtney!" In a friendly way, and if she doesn't bite, pick up a SW standing next to her and drive off.

She's been out for a long time for a reason, and worth it. That ass and paw print tattoos!

That ass is FAT. But so are those tittays.

**Strata** · 08-18-13 15:51

Originally Posted by LikkerFront [View Original Post]

No need to stay retired there is just too much fun to be had! I'm sorry this happened to you, we all make mistakes while playing this game sometimes. Hop on over to this thread and review the rules for mongering, paying particular attention to rules 17 & 18.

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/cu...mongeringrules

Now get back out there and have some fun!

Wow. Rules 17 & 18. Soooooo true. And a mistake I wouldn't have made in the past (typically left wallet and phone stashed in car for aforementioned reasons) , but my guard was down. So, basically I paid $1000 to re-learn rules 17 & 18 the hard way. &$& Plus the aggravation of having to cancel my debit card. And replace my phone battery. Which, in some ways, was even more aggravating.

But I have to keep everything in perspective. I have a lot more to lose than a couple of hoes, so I take my medicine and go home. Lesson learned.

**LikkerFront** · 08-18-13 13:39

Originally Posted by Strata [View Original Post]

Friday night I visited the loop for the first time in over a year (retired). The great weather had the loop hopping, and earlier than usual. LE presence was light until 0500 or so.

Most of the girls started going in (or at least moving north) around 0600, and I was about to head home when I made a rookie mistake (and the worst of my career). I picked up two BSW (one, super petite with vitiligo or some other piebald skin issue, the other dark skinned with a large tattoo under her collar bones) around 12 / K. The petite one said her name was Julian (sp?) , and I forget the other's name. They said they were visiting from California, although I've seen them out before on occasion, and the dark-skinned one said she was originally from Baltimore (made a comment about needing to get her birth certificate while in town).

Anyway, we drove over to the CVS; I hit the ATM and they got $8 worth of snacks. Then we went to their room at the Washington Plaza off Thomas Circle (room 713 if any of you others have fallen victim). They were sharing the room with the really hot LSW that was out and a bigger boned dark-skinned BSW with large implants who was wearing a unitard, both of whom showed up later.

Paid $100 each and got down to business. And here is where I made the rookie mistake. I left my wallet and phone in my pants on the floor next to the bed. So they kept me distracted and managed to pull my cash, my phone battery, and my debit card. And, from the CVS trip, they had picked up my debit card pin.

I didn't realize anything was wrong until I went to leave and realized I'd been robbed (and the one girl had already left for a "date", I. E, to go use my card). I got into an argument with the remaining girls while the LSW and her date hid in the bathroom. The bigger one shoved me, and I decided to leave before things got worse (besides, I knew that my cash and card were already gone with the other girl).

I asked the front desk to use the phone to cancel my card, but they told me that their phones don't make out-going calls.

Then I had to fight with the parking attendant to get out of the garage without paying $17.

Raced home and cancelled my debit card, but there were already numerous fraudulent charges.

My losses:

$180. The additional $160 cash from my wallet plus $20 cash hidden in my phone case.

$30. Phone battery.

$544. 2 ATM withdrawals, an $84 CVS purchase, and $154 online order to YNC Trading in California.

I'm disputing the charges, but the bank wants a police report. For obvious reasons, I haven't called the police, although I considered it.

If I find the girls' backpage ads, I'll be sure to post them.

Note to self: I should've stayed retired.

No need to stay retired there is just too much fun to be had! I'm sorry this happened to you, we all make mistakes while playing this game sometimes. Hop on over to this thread and review the rules for mongering, paying particular attention to rules 17 & 18.

http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/cu...mongeringrules

Now get back out there and have some fun!

**Strata** · 08-18-13 13:07

Friday night I visited the loop for the first time in over a year (retired). The great weather had the loop hopping, and earlier than usual. LE presence was light until 0500 or so.

Most of the girls started going in (or at least moving north) around 0600, and I was about to head home when I made a rookie mistake (and the worst of my career). I picked up two BSW (one, super petite with vitiligo or some other piebald skin issue, the other dark skinned with a large tattoo under her collar bones) around 12 / K. The petite one said her name was Julian (sp?) , and I forget the other's name. They said they were visiting from California, although I've seen them out before on occasion, and the dark-skinned one said she was originally from Baltimore (made a comment about needing to get her birth certificate while in town).

Anyway, we drove over to the CVS; I hit the ATM and they got $8 worth of snacks. Then we went to their room at the Washington Plaza off Thomas Circle (room 713 if any of you others have fallen victim). They were sharing the room with the really hot LSW that was out and a bigger boned dark-skinned BSW with large implants who was wearing a unitard, both of whom showed up later.

Paid $100 each and got down to business. And here is where I made the rookie mistake. I left my wallet and phone in my pants on the floor next to the bed. So they kept me distracted and managed to pull my cash, my phone battery, and my debit card. And, from the CVS trip, they had picked up my debit card pin.

I didn't realize anything was wrong until I went to leave and realized I'd been robbed (and the one girl had already left for a "date", I. E, to go use my card). I got into an argument with the remaining girls while the LSW and her date hid in the bathroom. The bigger one shoved me, and I decided to leave before things got worse (besides, I knew that my cash and card were already gone with the other girl).

I asked the front desk to use the phone to cancel my card, but they told me that their phones don't make out-going calls.

Then I had to fight with the parking attendant to get out of the garage without paying $17.

Raced home and cancelled my debit card, but there were already numerous fraudulent charges.

My losses:

$180. The additional $160 cash from my wallet plus $20 cash hidden in my phone case.

$30. Phone battery.

$544. 2 ATM withdrawals, an $84 CVS purchase, and $154 online order to YNC Trading in California.

I'm disputing the charges, but the bank wants a police report. For obvious reasons, I haven't called the police, although I considered it.

If I find the girls' backpage ads, I'll be sure to post them.

Note to self: I should've stayed retired.

**Sma168** · 08-17-13 20:58

Originally Posted by Kraven Morehed [View Original Post]

I live in VA, I don't think I'm trying to be out there at 5am (daylight) waiting for WS's.

That is a bummer time

I live in VA too, but I couldn't sleep one night that's why I went down to DC to find some actions.

**Fraidycat** · 08-16-13 14:46

Anyone else notice the bevy of BSW between 11am and 2pm. Talked to one, she said they just got in from Miami and would be here a week

**Drunker Irish** · 08-16-13 08:46

Originally Posted by Kraven Morehed [View Original Post]

Drunken Irish. My man. Thanks. As I jave lately been visiting from my smart phone, I skim too quickly. In my previous experience with Courtney it did not work out. One point might have been the kind of car I was in, but someone sai something about her not dating blacks. Is that still the case? If so I am happy for no reason that she is still around.

This has been a debate for a long time, and that is not the case. She doesn't date people she doesn't know, just like 'safe' mongers don't pick-up a new chick on the loop without first seeing them being picked-up and dating a known SW. The difficulty is getting her to trust you. Might take some investment up front, like rolling down your window and saying,"Hey Courtney!" In a friendly way, and if she doesn't bite, pick up a SW standing next to her and drive off.

She's been out for a long time for a reason, and worth it. That ass and paw print tattoos!

**Kraven Morehed** · 08-15-13 21:10

Originally Posted by Sma168 [View Original Post]

She's around, but did not see her last night. I had fun with a white girl name Ice. Girls are coming out around 5, weekend has more girls.

I live in VA, I dont think I'm trying to be out there at 5am (daylight) waiting for WS's.

That is a bummer time

**Kraven Morehed** · 08-15-13 21:08

Originally Posted by Drunker Irish [View Original Post]

Um. Read six posts down?

Drunken Irish. My man. Thanks. As I jave lately been visiting from my smart phone, I skim too quickly. In my previous experience with Courtney it did not work out. One point might have been the kind of car I was in, but someone sai something about her not dating blacks. Is that still the case? If so I am happy for no reason that she is still around.

**Johnny Stales** · 08-13-13 10:22

Checked the loop Sunday morning between 5-7am. Didn't see much until the sun came out, then it was "pick up something quick and hope one of the many patrolling LE vehicles doesn't see." It was nearly impossible to pick cleanly. I chatted with a couple girls while looking. Mya who was a full figured BSW who seemed to have a good personality, and a thinner BSW whose name escapes me, but had on a light / aqua blue dress and had some blonde in in her hair. She seemed pretty nice as well. I was looking for someone with nice boobs, but at closer inspection both these girls ample racks seemed a little loose. I wanted something firm and heathly. I spotted a couple BSW who looked fitter, particularly a youngin in a red dress with black trim. What a body on her. Hips and a healthy looking rack. But with LEO being a pain in butt somehow I could not get into position with this one. At one point I saw her sitting next to what I assume was her pimp in that little park at Mass and 12th. Saw Mya get harassed by LEO on 11th.

As quickly as the tracked heated up, it died just as suddenly. Red dress disappeared in a flash as did the 10 or so others. Made a couple more laps to be sure and on the last run I spotted Mya on L by 14th so said fuck it and picked her up. She was cool but a little pushy with sugar daddy thing. She kept telling me she wanted to be my "friend" not "date" and she was looking for a friend because she didn't like walking."I want to hang out with you, go to movies, dinner, cuddle, and talk, and listen to anything you want to talk about. I want to spend time with you and be there when you need anything, blah blah." I liked her though, she was alright, but she had no idea of the depths of my p4p life and the comparisons she was up against. Not that she failed, because she performed ok, even though her BJ was lame. I told her I wanted her to lay back and unleash the hounds so I could play which she did. Big airy boobs. What I expected but not what I hoped for. Her HJ was more enjoyable than her BJ as I noticed when she would come up for air. She would talk dirty at that point too, which was cool. Finally I told her to just stroke it which she did while looking me in the eye and telling me how I wanted that chocolate pussy and milky tits. I appreciated the effort. As I got close she told me to give her that cream.

She continued with her pitch to be my sugarbaby as I drove her back to the drop spot. I collected her number just because I'm a nice guy but I probably won't eve use it. Just not what I look for in my sb's.

**Daearth** · 08-09-13 07:28

I don't even know why I try to go out there anymore around the loops at night. Its certainly not how it was a few years or hell a couple of years ago. Either way, last night I did see this nice BSW named Jessica. A little butterface but body is nice. Driving around that NY Ave loop area I saw her walking around with her skirt up and ass just JIGGLING. So I had to stop. Initially she had an attitude and kept walking but little man was thirsty. I was already horny as shit from drinking with some friends in DC.

So I picked her up. Did my LEO check. As soon as she got in the car she immediately asked was I a pimp or was I LEO. I said "Naw, girl calm down damn." She was just mad because she's been out there all day and did not have any good business. I felt bad for her. Either way, we found a nice dark quiet area and she polished the knob a bit CBJ. Shit was real good. BUT my ass was too drunk so I just let her keep the. 5 and bounced. Decent girl and wanted to make me have a good time. She was disappointed when she didn't make the lava come out the volcano. I should have took her and drilled that ass doggy somewhere.

In summary, the loop, and we have been saying this all along, is not the same. All a guy wants to do is have his banana played with every now and then. Go get those guys that are really doing something to disrupt the communities.