Massage Parlor Reports

[JBthaMonger]

Ok if I Goto a new spot and they don't take my money in the first 5 mins. Should I bolt? It's been my experience that when this happens the end result seems to never be the desired result.

Tha Monger

[JBthaMonger]

Ok this a nice place found next to Jiffy Lube off Minnieville. Paid for an hour and didn't as her name. Again I got a young girl, not cute not ugly. Shown to room, towel thrown on floor, you guy know my routine. Towel was picked up and placed on me. Massage went well, it wasn't that good so I assumed there would be more of finish. I won't bore you with the details but at the end I was asked if I would like a table shower. Of course I would. I'm taken to a special room and she proceeded to was me down. A wash rag was laid over the stick and rocks and I promptly removed it, I explained that there was no need for that. I was promptly over ruled. Strike out! Won't be back.

Ok the worst part was after I'm dressed and walking out to the front and their waiting for me at the front desk with that look of how was it.

[JBthaMonger]

Hey Fellas.

Just reporting on a few Woodbridge Spas. New ones have been popping up lately. Here's the report.

Sasha Spa. Which is across from the street from CH spa. They have been very busy everything I tried to get in there and I would have always have to come back. Of course I figured this was a good thing. If a place is busy then of course there are extras. Went in paid for 1 hour and was told to undress. Like always I throw the towel on the floor and lay there naked. Enters in a young skinny unattractive but not ugly girl, she was just basic. She picks up the towel and covers me up. Ugh. 15 mins in. As soon as I relaxed my mind and came to grips with the fact that their would be no "happy ending" to this I would just enjoyed the massage. She removes the towel completely. Oh Yeah I thought. Then I performed all my best I won't tell rubs and moves but wasnt sure if I was getting any where. Ok flip over. This lame gets an even bigger towel and covers me from my neck to my toes. Performed an scalp massage and said all done. No luck. Left totally depressed. Will not repeat.

[Loader401]

So yesterday was my last little bit of freedom so I decided to hit up one more AMP. This time was the Bada Spa. Was answered at the door by the mamasan and followed her through a pretty nice place, only complaint I would have was some of the soundtrack didn't seem right of a massage place. So mamasan takes me to the room and leaves me in there for a few minutes before sending in Amy.

I might return, but only because I heard another customer came in half way through my massage so I would like to try one of the other providers. Also the dry sauna was closed at this place too, but it was just a little 3 personer so I don't know what all would be special about it, unless the girl gets in with you naked, which would be nice.

Peace

The girl rarely, almost never gets in the sauna with you. They are either getting things situated or they don't want to get all sweaty since they are dressed in the regular clothes. I did visit a spa in DC for awhile H&H Flotation years ago. It had girls of all color. I got stuck on this one Russian chick and that place had a jacuzzi. She would get naked with me and sit in the jacuzzi with me and then we would start our fun with a little underwater bodyslide. We would move on to the table to finish. Sorry I don't know why I told that story. I got caught up. Haha. Bottom line, they do not get in the sauna with you. But remember YMMV.

Take care and be safe hunting.

Loader.

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[Lee Mansg]

I have been seeing a special UTR type the last few months BUT today I went back to the good ole FCCC and had one of the best tiems ever there!

Go there. Ask for AHNEE! She is a chunky Chinese who will do you up just the way you deserve!

If you want the phone number. 202-xxx-3000 is the one to call.

WATTA GREAT TIME!

I moved here from ohio please expand FCCC at least a name hint so that I can find it on google.

Thanks

[Krakatoa]

Greetings from a long-time lurker, first-time poster, hoping to gain a little street cred.

Was introduced to the pastime while traveling and have been exploring my neighborhood for the last several months. Have benefited a lot from this board and am grateful to those who post.

Tried some of the major advertisers in Tysons and Merrifield, with generally predictable results. I've had many good times at the Top of the stacks in Falls Church. They seem to have stopped advertising though. I don't know if business is just good or if they've closed up. Obviously I need to go check, but my new ATF works near DC at a long-established AMP. Gorgeous woman, might be 40 but with the body of a 20-year-old, sweet, sexy and fun, and BTW gives an excellent therapeutic massage. I might be crushing a little. No TS in Arlington, though, and about five shades of NOVA upsell can get expensive.

Okay, so I do have a question. People keep referring to Chinese establishments, but I can't figure out how you identify them. I'm intrigued by the Chinese healing arts. Do they advertise or do you just have to be in the know?

[Powkid]

got to hand it to you KID, your keeping all the massagi girls in business LOL.

Keep up the good work!

PC out

I love to be pampered after hard days at work. Haha.

[MassageAl]

So yesterday was my last little bit of freedom so I decided to hit up one more AMP. This time was the Bada Spa. Was answered at the door by the mamasan and followed her through a pretty nice place, only complaint I would have was some of the soundtrack didn't seem right of a massage place. So mamasan takes me to the room and leaves me in there for a few minutes before sending in Amy. Amy has a face that could have been anywhere from mid 20s to early 40s, not bad looking just couldn't tell. Over all pretty cute, shoulder length hair, slim build, A boobs. She takes me to the TS which average, we chat a little and she says she has only been there for a few months. I don't know if that means at that AMP or in the states, but she speaks pretty good English so I think the former.

On to the massage, standard house fee .8. It's a combo deal this time, it starts out with me covered with a sheet and she does some pressing on my back while she is straddling me. Then she goes into a traditional lotion massage, pretty relaxing. This is followed by a little bit of hot towel pressing all over and then she does a covered body walk. All and all an enjoyable experience.

On the flip she does a little more general rubbing with a towel over my privates and then asks if I want that massaged as well, I say yes and she says it coast extra, no shit right. Anyway I say yes and ask her to take her top off and have to promise a better tip before she agrees, I also try to get her pants off but she says she it on her period. She has small well shaped As with big nipples. She starts off slow with a little hair draping thing and then goes to work. While she is pumping away she was not in the best position to enjoy the view or really feel around to much so that was a bit of a downer. About 5 or so min in she tells me to concentrate, and I finish a few minutes later, an average HE really. After this she goes ahead and gives me a bit more of a rub down and then we are down.

I tried to tip .6, but I accidentally said .8 while haggling so I gave her the extra 20 in gift.

I might return, but only because I heard another customer came in half way through my massage so I would like to try one of the other providers. Also the dry sauna was closed at this place too, but it was just a little 3 personer so I don't know what all would be special about it, unless the girl gets in with you naked, which would be nice.

Peace

[Pcpc1688]

First time and last time at this spa. Provider gave a horrible massage and she put no effort in the finish after the flip. I forgot her name, but she told me she only works the morning shift.

Stay safe

got to hand it to you KID, your keeping all the massagi girls in business LOL.

Keep up the good work!

PC out

[Powkid]

First time and last time at this spa. Provider gave a horrible massage and she put no effort in the finish after the flip. I forgot her name, but she told me she only works the morning shift.

Stay safe

[Randy Farang]

I must be losing it in my old age. For the second time in weeks I've taken one for the team and been more than a little disappointed.

I've been seeing ads for Merrifield Wellness which is located behind the Target and boasts of the "! MOST GENTLE AND BEAUTIFUL MASSEUSE IN THE WORLD!" With a claim like that I had to check it out.

My first clue that disappointment was looming on the horizon was the lack of a wall, or door, between the hallway and the treatment room. There is a mostly opaque curtain. Clue two was the presence of a top sheet on the massage table. Alarm bells are now clanging, but hope springs eternal. And the masseuse was young and cute.

But all my hopes were squelched when my efforts at roaming were quickly rebuffed and I was told "we don't massage THAT part here!"

If you are looking for "The Perfect Place To Relax and De-Stress" you might wast to look somewhere else. The massage wasn't too bad, but I left more stressed than I arrived.

[MassageAl]

So yesterday I decided to hit up the G&G wellness center (I have a thing for double letter businesses I guess) First off the place was a little hard to find, it is part of a much larger complex and is in the very back. Once I found it I was greeted by Sun. She was older, late 30s, slime build, average height, shoulder length hair, B boobs, and a decent face. She leads me to the room and the house fee is .8, then off to the TS. The TS was thorough, she always asked before putting her hands anywhere private, but was not shy once she got the okay. This was a perk in my opinion seeing as every other I've been with just kind of flopped me around not really paying mini me any mind. This was probably about 5min at max. The massage was awesome, completely worth the house fee, even if it was a short. It was a back walk that really got into you muscles and relax you. I'd say it was about 20mins of her working on the back and then another 5 to 10 of stretching and rubbing after the flip. After this she does the hand placement deal, which I place for a HE. She takes her time with this with some pretty good jewel play. I ask what I can do, so she puts my hand under her skirt and I spend the time seeing how far I could roam. A few minutes into the HJ I go ahead and slip my hand under her panties and start to return the favor. It was not shaved under there but I didn't mind. I'm not going to lie and say I was the best thing that ever happened to her, but it was fun to get her to jump a few times and next time I would like to start at the same time and see how far I can get. I finish and she cleans me up, kind of ruffly giving me a hot towel for my hand with a smirk on her face. I enjoyed myself and tipped her. 6. I will return because the whole reason I went in the first place was to try out the dry sauna, which I have never been to at any AMP. It was closed this time of here and Sun said it would open up October.

Has anyone here been to a dry sauna at an AMP? What all does it entail?

Peace

[MassageAl]

I would just say to each their own, but (in my view) I think you are being overly generous (which is your prerogative) and they may come to expect that from me later on which would just kill my mojo happiness if they think me to be a cheap bastard. Haha. Anyway, here is my M. O. : 1) have the house fee in one of your pockets separated from your tip funds. You pay the house fee up front and is usually 0. 7 to 0. 8 for the hour. 2) never show them your wallet or other money, plan ahead as the gal will want whatever bankroll she sees. 3) they can be tricky temptress devils, be weary and alert, but relax and enjoy too. 4) have multiples of 0. 2 folded in half in one of your pockets that you can easily pull off a number you want to tip dependent on service and how you generous you feel. 5) I tip 0. 2 for poor to okay massage only. Have only done this once and felt like an ass after the fact. Most of my experiences align with the next three scenarios (being) 0. 4 for good to great massage only. 0.4 for okay to good massage with HJ HE. 0.6 for good to great massage with HJ HE. I once tipped $ for FS (with house fee that came to $.8 (too much considering the 1-hour massage was poor and lasted only 10-mins, but I wanted to try the FS, so my bad). So that is my M. O, possibly others will share too and we can all learn more. Always learning.

In the end, its your choice and based on your experience with the gal. Everyone deserves happiness! Enjoy!

Good info to have. I will try it on future outings. I'm pretty sure I was a little over charged but you live and you learn.

[Mustang946]

In addition to the new place mentioned in Arlington, on CL I noticed ads for a couple of additional venues for disposable incomes. One is at what appears to be the site of the old 4 Seasons off Lee Highway in FC / Merrifield, and the other is at the corner of LRT and Evergreen, across from a now vacated eponymous location of interest. So perhaps prices will drop with supply.

I swung by the spa and asked for Susie, she does great body work, and the mamasan said "all new girls". Does anyone have the 411 on Susie, if she is still there with a different name or working someewhere else, would really appreciate it.

When I was there before BeBe left, she said that Susie was at one of the spas in Tysons but wouldn't say which one.

[Member #4911]

. Not following the normal process I (putting money on the table for extras) I was not offered anything extra on my first visit.

Second visit. A little pat on the butt as I walked in. The shower was good and it was a walking massage up and down the legs and arms with a relaxing rub on the back. This lasted for 50min until the flip. She asked me if I wanted a massage there (pointing at my cock).80$ gift on top of 80 for the massage, I thinking I could have offered less. She went ahead and took her shirt off and tried to give me a Tijuana, she didn't really have the equipment for it but it felt okay, then she switched over to the HJ. This lasted 10 min. She said,"finger in butt?". It didn't take too long. I gave the extra gift after the second round.

I would just say to each their own, but (in my view) I think you are being overly generous (which is your prerogative) and they may come to expect that from me later on which would just kill my mojo happiness if they think me to be a cheap bastard. Haha. Anyway, here is my M. O. : 1) have the house fee in one of your pockets separated from your tip funds. You pay the house fee up front and is usually 0. 7 to 0. 8 for the hour. 2) never show them your wallet or other money, plan ahead as the gal will want whatever bankroll she sees, 3) they can be tricky temptress devils, be weary and alert, but relax and enjoy too. 4) have multiples of 0. 2 folded in half in one of your pockets that you can easily pull off a number you want to tip dependent on service and how you generous you feel. 5) I tip 0. 2 for poor to okay massage only. Have only done this once and felt like an ass after the fact. Most of my experiences align with the next three scenarios (being) 0. 4 for good to great massage only. 0.4 for okay to good massage with HJ HE. 0.6 for good to great massage with HJ HE. I once tipped $ for FS (with house fee that came to $.8 (too much considering the 1-hour massage was poor and lasted only 10-mins, but I wanted to try the FS, so my bad). So that is my M. O, possibly others will share too and we can all learn more. Always learning.

In the end, its your choice and based on your experience with the gal. Everyone deserves happiness! Enjoy!