Escort Reviews

[Bookie]

It makes no difference which of the many BP or CV ads you respond to you get the same person. Fake pics, phony reviews and quick robotic in and out service. Too bad because she does have looks.

[Tiger 37]

Been following a women who travels and does massage in Connecticut and other States. She advertises on the normal sites which has a link to her own site where she lists the rules, photos, etc. She requests that you read her site and follow the directions when calling or she will hang up. At first I thought this girl is crazy but with all the detail she lists and info she gives and takes the time to have her own site, figure she is the real deal. So I set up an hour massage and she is at a decent notel in the Rocky Hill area. She says in her ad she is 39, she is actually 47 but has a decent bod and is about 50 pounds heavier then the pics. She is friendly and likes to sit and talk for a few minutes to get comfortable. Her massage is excellent and she has a huge set of DD that she uses to help give the massage. As she is massaging she starts asking me questions about sex and this is where it gets pretty interesting. She says that she will do more than massage and standard HJ finish with certain older guys she is comfortable with. I am one I guess and she asks if I like giving DATY. I said sure and that changed everything. Next thing I know, she has my face in her XXXX and is loving it. About 15 minutes into this and she tells me to watch out and squirts all over the bed, that was a first for me. We then cover up and its mish, RCG and finish all over her back. I had to be there over an hour and a half and she talks to me about all kinds od sexual stuff like I am her BF. So I have not listed much about her and will not list her ad because she has managed to stay under the radar for a long time. I know some of you might not like this but some day you will be where I am and understand, trust me I went though it too. Trusted Seniors can PM me for her info if you have not figured it out yet and I ask that you do not tell her about our time together as I will probably be repeating, this girl was alot of fun.

Tiger

[BoredinCT12]

Sounds like a terrible experience. I hate when stuff like this goes down.

I actually had a decent experience with her a few months back. I noticed the bad teeth. The belly was ok, not perfect but not bad. She has had a few months to put on some lbs though.

Her BJ was very good. FS wasn't the best, but not bad. I considered repeating before reading your post. That type of unprofessional behavior drives me nuts.

Her pics scared me away. She looks like she is pissed off at the world. Would not want her taking that out on my johnson!

[BoredinCT12]

Anyone have a chance to check out Diamond from eros? Relatively new poster. Set up two appts and one time I could not make it and the other she had issues.

[Sutigel2]

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

Sounds like a terrible experience. I hate when stuff like this goes down.

I actually had a decent experience with her a few months back. I noticed the bad teeth. The belly was ok, not perfect but not bad. She has had a few months to put on some lbs though.

Her BJ was very good. FS wasn't the best, but not bad. I considered repeating before reading your post. That type of unprofessional behavior drives me nuts.

[Buck Cock]

She must turn her phone off since that review when she's busy. Every time I've called it went straight to voice mail.

On another note, anyone tried this girl yet.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...irl-22/6837056

Tried to take toftt but both times we had schedule conflicts.

[WesternMassGuy]

Anyone know if she does CIM?

Saw her Sunday afternoon, very nice. Would and will repeat.

Quote Originally Posted by Soxfan04 [View Original Post]

Should have included this with my previous post but got a phone call and got distracted. Anyway, since I wasn't able to reach Katey and had my mind set on hooking up with someone, I decided to take on for the ol' team and call Tori. Her pics looked cute and seemed to be real so I gave her a call. I woke her up by calling at 9:30 this morning and arranged to call her back once she woke up and was coherent. So, I spoke to her again an hour later and arranged to meet with her at noon. She asks for $1. 00 for the 1/2 and $2. 00 for the full. I only had to wait about 5 minutes once I got to the hotel in E. Hartford. She opened the door and I was pleasantly surprised that the pics were 100% accurate. She's a cute little tattooed spinner. We arranged for a 1/2 since it was our first meeting and I wanted to assess things first before committing to a longer stay. She was more than okay with that. We enjoyed some BBBJ and she was very good with the right amount of hand and mouth action so I had to return the favor and sat her on my face to return the favor. Nicely shaved and very tasty, BTW. After ten minutes or so, she slid off and we moved on to the main event. Covered up and went for a ride in mish. Very nice indeed. She knows how to move her hips with the motion even if she was distracted a few times with having to shut down her phone. She never answered it, even though it ended up being family that was calling, but looked at it to see who it was and then sent it to voice mail. That's the reason that it's a good thing that we hadn't negotiated for an hour stay since she ended up needing to leave afterwards. Anyway, a very good time and a nice girl who comes down from Springfield to work in the Hartford area. She said that she normally would advertise in the papers like the Advocate but that she decided recently to start using Backpage. I'll be back to see her in the future.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE.ori-23/6746240

[Zeltenia]

Saw her Sunday afternoon, very nice. Would and will repeat.

Quote Originally Posted by Soxfan04 [View Original Post]

Should have included this with my previous post but got a phone call and got distracted. Anyway, since I wasn't able to reach Katey and had my mind set on hooking up with someone, I decided to take on for the ol' team and call Tori. Her pics looked cute and seemed to be real so I gave her a call. I woke her up by calling at 9:30 this morning and arranged to call her back once she woke up and was coherent. So, I spoke to her again an hour later and arranged to meet with her at noon. She asks for $1. 00 for the 1/2 and $2. 00 for the full. I only had to wait about 5 minutes once I got to the hotel in E. Hartford. She opened the door and I was pleasantly surprised that the pics were 100% accurate. She's a cute little tattooed spinner. We arranged for a 1/2 since it was our first meeting and I wanted to assess things first before committing to a longer stay. She was more than okay with that. We enjoyed some BBBJ and she was very good with the right amount of hand and mouth action so I had to return the favor and sat her on my face to return the favor. Nicely shaved and very tasty, BTW. After ten minutes or so, she slid off and we moved on to the main event. Covered up and went for a ride in mish. Very nice indeed. She knows how to move her hips with the motion even if she was distracted a few times with having to shut down her phone. She never answered it, even though it ended up being family that was calling, but looked at it to see who it was and then sent it to voice mail. That's the reason that it's a good thing that we hadn't negotiated for an hour stay since she ended up needing to leave afterwards. Anyway, a very good time and a nice girl who comes down from Springfield to work in the Hartford area. She said that she normally would advertise in the papers like the Advocate but that she decided recently to start using Backpage. I'll be back to see her in the future.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE.ori-23/6746240

[HotDiggity]

Your welcome bro. Glad to be of assistance. That's what this board is supposed to do for all of us. Save us aggravation and vet horrible providers from taking our hard earned cash. Hopefully someone will pay it forward and return the favor.

Peace.

Been considering taking the plunge with her since she is local and had a good review or two. You saved me from a crappy lay. Thanks, man.

[Rock N Roll]

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

She used to work at Ultraviolet in Willimantic. She had an inflated view of herself then, so it's not surprising. Very big on the upsell.

[Erotica123]

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

Thanks for the review. I have found that strippers who crossover into the escorting world are generally the worse. They seem to forget they are no longer dealing with a bunch of drunk guys, exercising poor judgement, trying to get them into the champagne room for some outrageous donation.

[Tbear1970]

Been considering taking the plunge with her since she is local and had a good review or two. You saved me from a crappy lay. Thanks, man.

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

[HotDiggity]

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

[Ricarrrdo]

Anyone see Lactating Molly? She is traveling to Fla and I am curious.

http://lactatingmolly.com/

[ScottSummers]

Checked out CL and BP today for some fun and found the ad for April on CL. I liked the pics and did a quick web search. She seemed legit so I texted and set up an appointment. Just got back from my 1/2 hour and left happy.

She is the girl in the pics early 30's (she looks younger than in the purple dress shot) and has amazing real assets. She is 5'1", curvy but not sloppy with a shaved kitty. A few tats and tongue ring too.

Really nice girl. Got naked and played with those boobies me sitting on the bed her standing. Laid on the bed and she rubbed my cock with those fabulous breasts for a while. Real nice. Then CBJ for about 10 minutes and she got on top. Rode me for about another 10 and I was a happy camper.

HH was 120 roses. She will be here until Wednesday.

Hello I'm APRIL For those guys who expect the BEST, stop searching My services I are of TOP quality and I can guarantee satisfaction. T.

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Ake a break from your stressful lifestyle and enjoy a fun-filled relaxing time with me. I promise you'll love me! 213*280*9888 PLEASE NO BLOCKED CALLS. TEXT IS OK PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL. CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED. Ff

After my huge misfire with Viktoria, I decided to act on Racer's recommendation and try April. She is indeed the real deal. She looks much younger in person. By the pictures, I was expecting a raspy voiced 40 year old biker chick and to my surprise it was a maybe 30 year old valley girl from San Diego. She is very nurse like and is very attentive. I went for the hhat$.2. I wish I did the full hr because her massage was very good and she paid attention to all areas. There was indeed a flip and instead of going straight to the finishing move, she continued the massage to ensure all parts were done. And then came the finishing move. I only went there for a massage but there is indeed more on the menu. She leaves on Tuesday because it has been slow. This is her first time here so hopefully she decides to come back soon.