Massage Parlor Reports

**Mereco** · 08-08-13 21:25

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

Looks like our favorite party pooper uncle popped 3 yesterday.

Humm I wonder which one.

**BuffGuy111** · 08-08-13 19:38

Looks like our favorite party pooper uncle popped 3 yesterday.

**HomerGP** · 08-08-13 16:38

Originally Posted by Andrew Cz [View Original Post]

Where, pray tell, is Luxsa?

Http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-u-22/8780837

They will give directions.

**Andrew Cz** · 08-08-13 15:40

Where, pray tell, is Luxsa?

**OrlandoJ** · 08-08-13 14:29

Originally Posted by NaughtyGradez [View Original Post]

I've seen the first Julie when she had a incall by altamonte mall maybe a year ago perhaps a little longer not mad to look at standard rub without tipping. Think I paid 60 a little older for my taste and she spooks easy took a few attemps to meet her I never repeated. I've heard some have gotten her to drop her top but I didn't try

All I have to add is consider where you saw these ads. I know half the fun is finding a jewel in the rough but most of these ladies are just trying to make a buck and they are mostly legit. Someone posted a comment about Theresa in Lake Mary, she is legit. If your lucky you might get a HJ but your odds are just as fair to be walking back to your car with a hard on. And I know that nothing else is ever available. Don't believe any reports you might have read somewhere else, that post was pure fiction. Moral of my story, stick to the ones that you know or at least don't ***** about rolling craps when you take your chances.

**NaughtyGradez** · 08-08-13 14:05

Originally Posted by GregCroston [View Original Post]

Afraid to take a chance.

Would feel a lot more comfortable if someone could give me some insight into these?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3986551044.html

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3984433184.html

Thanks

I've seen the first Julie when she had a incall by altamonte mall maybe a year ago perhaps a little longer not mad to look at standard rub without tipping. Think I paid 60 a little older for my taste and she spooks easy took a few attemps to meet her I never repeated. I've heard some have gotten her to drop her top but I didn't try

**GregCroston** · 08-08-13 11:56

Afraid to take a chance.

Would feel a lot more comfortable if someone could give me some insight into these?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3986551044.html

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3984433184.html

Thanks

**BobbyJ2013** · 08-08-13 06:16

Originally Posted by Hadecologne [View Original Post]

I am new around here, and after RTFF I decided to TOFTT at Magic yesterday afternoon. It was relatively quiet when I arrived there and a perfect setting for a dream. I was given a warm TS so that I can fall asleep clean! In the dream a middle aged Korean Misha walked in. The TS was very thorough and every part was given special attention. After the TS, the dream proceeded to an hour of uninspiring massage. On the flip, without discussion for donations, a HS was offered. The dream lasted 55 minutes and woke up with a total damage of 1. 2. I doubt I will repeat.

This weekend I ventured over to the space coast. Figured why not. Found my way to Magic. I too dreamed of the same woman. For an hour. Basic massage. High School level HS. It got the job done. Barley.

**BobbyJ2013** · 08-08-13 05:50

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

HS It means a "Hand shake" others are HR or "Hand release" or HE or Happy ending, it like "Pullin' your pud or bashing your "Bishop" or just plain old jerking off. LOL

Bashing your "Bishop" Haven't heard that one in a while! LOL

**BobbyJ2013** · 08-08-13 05:48

Originally Posted by Worldsoffun [View Original Post]

Made another trip. Saw Mulan. Dayum! What a great time. I usually ask for Lola, but she was busy. Let me say that Mulan has a great personality, great hands and incredible little body. When I left my knees were weak. Now I have a tough decision when I go back. I really love this place. Well run. Mulan told me that she had a bad review on the Forum but a number of ones. I can't imagine a bad review. Prices are listed in other reviews.

You did good darlin'!

WOF

Finally decided to give Luxsa a try. Just had a quick day dream. I had an asian girl. Mulan or Mingnon something like that. Sweet girl, soft body. That was a real turn off for me. I was in and out. I will try them again. Still not convinced this is all its cracked up to be.

**BobbyJ2013** · 08-08-13 05:11

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

So a while back went to the Park Ave Spa, place where 4 hand special was listed. Turned out to be an office building behind the hotel just south of where Ocean Spa used to be located. Oh the memories. Saw an add that called my name I think it said 160 flat fee 4 hands for hour (now says 180 for hour. 140 for half hour). Went to office building, weird during day as some peole walking out looking at you funny (funny I mean staring you down like are you here for business or monkey business). Nice set up. Saw two girls, both latin one from Venezuala the other from Uruguay. Both pretty and started to rub, then upsell, asked for $$$ more for nude rub and tug. I worked them down to $.50 but that still had me heavy into the place for more than $$$. Once the tug was done it was out the door, clean yourself up. Total rip off. Could spen $ more wisely elsewhere, I won't be back. Seemed like a tourist trap or some of those places in Ft Lauderdale back in the day. No repeat. Dog

First timer here. Long time lurker. Had the 4-hand Sunday special. Both Latin. Not really my first choice. But it was the only one. I was tired and already there. Nothing special. Very little roaming. No girl on girl. Overall a waste of $$.

**Worldsoffun** · 08-08-13 01:30

Made another trip. Saw Mulan. Dayum! What a great time. I usually ask for Lola, but she was busy. Let me say that Mulan has a great personality, great hands and incredible little body. When I left my knees were weak. Now I have a tough decision when I go back. I really love this place. Well run. Mulan told me that she had a bad review on the Forum but a number of ones. I can't imagine a bad review. Prices are listed in other reviews.

You did good darlin'!

WOF

**GregCroston** · 08-07-13 00:17

Provider was REALLY nice (attitude wise) looked a little "worn out" but nice bod overall. She was working a double that day. She was cool about changing the sheet on the table as it was stained (had a few other cleanliness concerns as well, but again I am a bit of a clean freak. Tiffany was her name, said she was new. Massage was very light. (I didn't ask for anything more) and she was good at teasing. Nice finish. Expect to drop between $1. 60-$2. 00 there for what most people I'm sure are looking for. A good massage. She was so nice that I hate to say anything bad about her, had some reservations (And not about the veal) but PM me for more info. Overall experience I need to agree with the boards consensus here. Great place. You can spend an eternity finding it though. Hidden gem.

Gave little more than standard handshake during our first meeting. To be expected.

I also found out never to tell a provider it is your "first time" and wear shoes.

As awesome as Tiffany was I would like to try Selena next time just to mix it up (saw her come into work in the hallway in the afternoon, towards the end of my treatment).

Massage / aromatherapy: 6-7 (I am sure I could have asked for more pressure but didn't want to)

Overall looks: 7 Tiffany was nice and place looked fairly clean. (got new sheets because I asked to change the cloth!)

Overall experience: 8-9 She was so friendly and nice. And good at what she does.

Here's to hoping Barlolo hasn't gotten you all thinking I am uncle LEO.

(thanks for the warm welcome BTW)

Cheers

**BoredFlGuy** · 08-06-13 16:25

Originally Posted by Summertime0777 [View Original Post]

Against better judgment I visited Happy Panda hoping to get a good draw on the provider. Did not happen. Drew Apple from Singapore. She was nice .6 on looks with beautiful large breast (I think real). Lots on the menu but silly prices. I laughed at her at first but then realized she was serious. Tip was required up front and was higher than normal. Agreed to a std massage with HE. Massage was below average, ending was above average and ended 15 minutes early. Will I repeat? No I would rather pay the same for a 5 star experience with Jasmine.

Boy, does this sound familiar, saw her 2 weeks ago and she wanted waaaaaaaay too dam much. Posted a review elsewhere, wish I'd gotten lulu? She was at the desk when I left quite unhappy,NEVER AGAIN at this joint.

**GregCroston** · 08-06-13 05:41

Healing hands was not as great as I had hoped.

No offer on anything after massage. No drape required. Couldn't get at the saggy boobs in the top (despite requests for her to wear something revealing, as she promised, she worn an old shirt).

Massage was AWFUL and oil. At least Maylaka gaver a BOMB massage. Moody or not I miss her! She had an add on CL with a pic from her modeling days. Can't find the add now. But its her in a half white top. Holy cow. I remember that bod well. When she was in a good mood things were GREAT there. Crazy thing was I bet most people thought that the pic was a generic model shot and not actually her. But she used to model.