Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

I was happy to see an Ad for a new place in Arlington on Wilson Blvd two days ago (look on BP). We have always had very limited options in Arlington so when I saw the ad for a new Asian spa I had to try it asap. So I stopped by yesterday morning, and I learned it was their very first day in business.

The place looks ran down from the outside, but inside it has been completely renovated. There was actually a man still working on the last details of the renovation / decoration of the spa. This same man was the one who picked up the phone too. The place looked comfortable and clean.

Anyway. 0.65 / hr was collected. There was only one therapist when I visited. Chinese lady, late 30's, with an athletic build, not too bad. Nice massage, I would actually rate it slightly above average, because she combined some stretching techniques for my back, neck and legs. Also, she used her knees to do some deep work on my back which I've only had from Chinese therapists, pretty nice. Got a smile, though there was a bit of upsale. Once I was completely relaxed, I got a little more massage until the hour was up. All in all, still walked having saved a little cash because the hourly rate is only 0. 65 / hr, and I got the full hour, which is rare nowadays. Not a bad first impression, might return to see if other therapists are available in the future.

I haven't visited yet but I did look the address up on google maps and, using street view, it's clear that they've chosen to locate in a very residential area. And that's one reason to be cautious, because nothing gets the local constabulary more engaged than complaints from neighborhood residents. Maybe I'm being hypercautious (is that a bad thing?) but I would be a bit concerned about getting caught up in a raid or health department "check."

[Serpico99]

Had very similar experience as above except for one thing. Saw JUNE, who has been there since beginning of August. Not a day over 30, if that, and a little bit thick. Now, there is sloppy thick and sexy thick. This one is sexy thick with great rack. (Tip: tell her she has a perfect body.) Although a K-girl, she is a native English speaker with bubbly, exuberant personality. It's easy to get her going, laughing and talking about herself and she knows how to flatter a man and make it sound sincere. Only downside: when you ask her a question, she stops in the middle of massage to think of an answer. This happened several times, interrupting my bliss. Despite what Robreev says, lots of girls straddle. I did give a bigger tip than above, but she was well worth it. Not sure if I got the full hour, but who cares? She left me feeling good. She is not there very day, so call ahead. Give her some business so she stays around. Best experience I have had in a long time. I will repeat, most def.

Massage. 7.

Personality. 10.

Finish. 10

If this June has a short neck length, light brown hair style, then I had her for a session today. My session sucked. She is "thick" with a great rack and has great English. But she wanted 60 for a simple standard noVA (I held to my guns and paid 40) and she wanted double (80) for 2 cups of a standard noVA. When I asked for services above standard noVA, she would not give me a price. She wanted me to start off with what I was willing to pay. She rebuffed 60 for dining at the Y.

When I first went there today for my session, the place was full. I had to sit behind a screen, near the shower, and listen to some ole' feller get the soapy treatment. LOL The provider giving the shower was thin and in some tight jeans shorts. I would had liked to have her instead. About 15 minutes of waiting around I was finally led to the room, with about 5 minutes of waiting for my provider to show up. I paid for an hour and got shorted a half hour. WTF? Not worth the 80 fee. I did not ask her name when I left because I wanted to get the heck out of there and call it a day but judging from your description, she sounds like June.

I'm willing to go back and try again but not have a session with the thick chick. Or are all the K providers asking for 60 now for simple noVA?

[Skirite Hound]

So I went to the double M place in Alex. Mamasan greeted me at the door, and led me to my room. 0.8 / hr was collected, and once I was ready my therapist met me in the room. Good looking lady for her age, K-therapist, mid-50s. I asked for a quick shower to wash off the sweat from this scorching heat, and my therapist asked me to follow her. To my surprise I was led to a TS, where every nook and cranny was thoroughly soaped, lathered and rinsed. Felt much better already after the TS. Back on the massage table, average massage, but nice therapy on the buttocks. Before the flip plenty of feather touch south of the border. Nice Nova therapy with roaming over and under, north and south of the beltway, even at the Y. Left 0.4, but I would have left an extra 0.1 if I had the change because the job was well done.

Had very similar experience as above except for one thing. Saw JUNE, who has been there since beginning of August. Not a day over 30, if that, and a little bit thick. Now, there is sloppy thick and sexy thick. This one is sexy thick with great rack. (Tip: tell her she has a perfect body.) Although a K-girl, she is a native English speaker with bubbly, exuberant personality. It's easy to get her going, laughing and talking about herself and she knows how to flatter a man and make it sound sincere. Only downside: when you ask her a question, she stops in the middle of massage to think of an answer. This happened several times, interrupting my bliss. Despite what Robreev says, lots of girls straddle. I did give a bigger tip than above, but she was well worth it. Not sure if I got the full hour, but who cares? She left me feeling good. She is not there very day, so call ahead. Give her some business so she stays around. Best experience I have had in a long time. I will repeat, most def.

Massage. 7.

Personality. 10.

Finish. 10

[Randy Farang]

In the never ending search for the perfect place I visited Eutopia Massage & Spa on Main Street in Fairfax today. Do any of you remember the advice about If you get an offer that seems to good to be true, it probably is?

This is a nice facility located in a professional building. I walked in and was greeted by a very cute young Chinese girl who led me to a very clean treatment room and told me to get undressed. When she returned she told me they were having a special one hour rate of. 45, and a table shower after would bring it to. 60. Sounded great (but alarm bells in my head started ringing. The price was way too good, and nobody lets you pay at the end, they all want the house fee up front).

I got undressed and laid down. The first thing she did was drape me (more alarm bells) and then started on a pretty good massage. At one point I tried a little roaming and she immediately maneuvered herself out of reach. When she finished the back, having come close to the boys several times, but never quite having touched them, she disappeared for several minutes. When she reappeared she had a bucket of hot water and proceeded to give me a sponge bath on the areas she had just massaged. (more alarm bells)

On the flip she worked in quarters, always adjusting the drape to keep everything else covered. But when she got to the legs my hopes went up. She brushed the boys enough so that I had a raging hard on and was all but panting in anticipation. That's when she disappeared again and came back with another bucket of hot water. After she sponged off the front everything was clean and refreshed except the part that had come in seeking relief. When I pointed out that she had missed that part she told me "We don't do that here." (cue to alarm bells clanging)

Okay I took one for the team and here is the report. Nice facility and both the women there were young and cute. The price for a massage is also excellent. The "table shower" may be an acquired taste for some, but for me it's what use to be called a "working girl's shower." If ALL you want is a massage it's a pretty good deal. If you want, or need, more, then Eutopia is not for you. It's strictly legit.

[MrSunnyHills]

Had a stiff neck so called a CAMP near 7 corners. 60 for the hour. Got Lucy, I think she said. Average looking at bet. As usual, massage quality was high, and she worked the spots. I was losing track of the time, and she wasn't super sensual while I was on my front, but a couple of very subtle signs. Turn over and she starts to massage my head. Oh, oh. But then she moves downwards from there in a soft manner. Typical NOVA. She did slow down and follow my directions, but roaming was limited to OTC. May repeat but only if I have a stiff neck. Need to get to Asia soon.

[AKFourtySeven]

Thats one thing I don't like about the Chinese places. That paper towel or whatever it is. I prefer terry cloth towels. I haven't gotten a rash. Take a hot shower when I get home.

[Volvos40]

I was at Best a month ago. And it was fine. Good TS, good massage, and good NOVA finish.

Its been a long time since I have visited one of these great establishments, but I have the itch and will be working in Chantilly for a few weeks. Any suggestions? I drove by Best today and am thinking about it? Any help would be great. Thanks

[Volvos40]

So, . Twice now I have gotten a light rash from Chinese massage tables. They feeel clean, with fresh linen or throw away-type thin cloth. I stopped doing the K-spots a while back. But I never had issue like this. I'm also more regular now. And it's exactly two places. One in Herndon, one in Tysons

[The Nub]

So yesterday I had a dream that I went to this place, this is how my dream went:

Went to this place because it had 4 stars out of 5 on the map of rubs site. I figured it had to be at least a little above average because of its rating, so I stopped by. K-lady, late 50's, heavy, not really attractive, but massive cans. The lady was very attentive, and friendly. She did an ok TS, where she took the opportunity to test if I was safe. I was cleaned thoroughly in the front, but on the back she missed a crack. I was dried off, and escorted back to the massage room. Average to below average massage, but felt short. A little feather touch before the flip. On the flip, straight to the part of my body that needed relaxation, no build up. Felt a little rushed. She tired after some minutes, and I had to finish the massage while feeding from DD cups. She was a nice lady, but she shorted me on time, I was in and out in 50 mins, and did not finish her job. And when I was leaving she had the nerve to count the tip and say "Only 40? Normally minimum is 60." I wanted to say "I should keep half the tip since I had to finish your job," but I just said "Next time" and left. I will not go back to this place.

[Tittyfuc]

Its been a long time since I have visited one of these great establishments, but I have the itch and will be working in Chantilly for a few weeks. Any suggestions? I drove by Best today and am thinking about it? Any help would be great. Thanks

[Serpico99]

Old Therapy spot reopened in Merrifield area today.

Reasonably young lady (30's) answered the door, but 70 for half / 80 for the hour with only a standup shower.

70 for a half hour? At this rate, I would just visit the Chinese places and get 60 for an hour, with no TS. The Koreans are getting really greedy with 70 / half hour rates with no TS.

[Tapas]

Old Therapy spot reopened in Merrifield area today.

Reasonably young lady (30's) answered the door, but 70 for half / 80 for the hour with only a standup shower.

Declined since no table shower and it was late (9 pm) and I figured I would get shorted with Asian hour anyway.

Night continued downhill as a flaky BP asian escort (Coco) had me drive over to Tysons and waste more time waiting for green-light text that never came.

At least there's Saturday.

[Volvos40]

So, I need to throw in my HO. Hopping on the table and 5 minutes later she turns you over. That's just crap. I guess if someone is happy with that. I like a full long.

Deep massage. Work up to it. These K-women that are so deep in gambling debt. They don't give a shit about you. If I want that nasty beaver thing I'll just tie two chickens together.

What's up fella's. I paid a visit to the Pine yesterday to see Mimi for a half visit. Found out she is on vacation this week. Mamasan said she would take good care of me instead. I should have bolted, but her nips were protruding thru her shirt and the little head won out. She started out right away by teasing the boys and had me flip over in 5 minutes. I reached around to play with her ass but she pulled my hand away. She asked what I wanted and I showed her. She asked for tip right then and there! I gave it to her and got back on table. She pulled up her top and placed my hand on her left breast and held it there while she played with junior. Her dirty talk was funny as hell. She finished me off and cleaned me up. Told me to turn over and started a so-so massage for about 10 minutes and then started to tease the boys again! That surpprised the hell out of me, but I knew nothing would happen even though she gave it a good try, would have been awesome if it did, she wanted it more than me. She is small, a little over 5 foot, about 110 lbs, with some flab. The thing that got me was her mouth and teeth. She looked like a BLMF. That's right, a beaver looking mother fucker! All in all I dropped 1. 2. Can't wait till Mimi returns.

Be safe

[Kraven Morehed]

I wrote a review about rich spa. Which it seems did not go through. I dot feel like rewriting it

[The Nub]

Wilson blvd. In therapeutic massage ads.

Too busy to fit me in last night.

This is probably due to limited staffing. When I was there last Friday, there was only one therapist available, and an Asian male was playing Mamasan while finishing up the decoration / remodeling work. But the place has only been around less than a week, so hopefully they expand their staff in the future.