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[HotDiggity]

I've seen her posts for awhile now working out of cheap motel in Enfield. Her photos looked good but she never appears smiling in any if them. Sort of has that bitchey demeanor. She offered a 120 Morning Special which I took as a quickie visit so I figured I'd take one for the team. She tells me she has an appointment already there so it would have to be in about an hour. I say ok. Prepare to travel to her at the agreed upon time. Then she calls to say that her client was thru early and that she was ready now. Well I don't like when a provider starts blowing up my phone asking if I'm on my way. How long before ill be there. Can I pick her up some cigarettes? WTF? No. I can't. I'm busy. I'll be there when I get there now stop calling me! That right there should of been my sign to be a no show. But like a glutton for punishment. I make the trip for the agreed upon time. I get there. She's not there! I call her and she says she had to run out quick but will be back in like 10 minutes. I tell her I have limited amount of time for extracurricular activities. She starts firing off texts from a different phone number BTW with "5 min" "3 min"

"Almost there" kind of crap. So I wait. Then she pulls in driving a crappy car. She gets out on front of her room wearing a whorish outfit. I'm sorry but its true. And starts calling me while I'm watching her. She's now about 15 minutes late for our agreed upon time so I figure I can use that as an excuse to bail. First of all she's got a fat mid-drift belly. She's got a different hair color than the brunette in the pictures but it is her. But now I know why she doesn't smile in any of the photos. She's got two rotten teeth prominently displayed in the front of her face. Yuck! That combined with her rubber tire gut she has got a lot of balls asking the prices she's asking. Ok to continue. I'm almost certain that I am NOT going to be participating but I want the lowdown. So we go in the room and I ask her what is includes in the 120 price? She states that's a quick visit but it does not include sex! Come again? Yes it's just a BJ for twenty minutes. Sex is extra or 150 for 20-30 min. $120 for a quickie BJ? No thanks. I tell her I'm going to pass as she's late and that ill be back later for her VIP treatment. She tells me that's going to be $250. I say " No problem". I'll be back with that later on."What time"? She asks."When Hell freezes over" I say as I exit the hotel room. Like I am going to pay this snaggle tooth chunky hoe that for what I guarantee is an uninspired half assed performance from some chick who should be on the street in some ghetto neighborhood but because of the Internet posts ridiculous prices for her fat flabby butt is almost comical. So do yourself a favor boys. Avoid at all cost! You've been warned!

Peace

[Ricarrrdo]

Anyone see Lactating Molly? She is traveling to Fla and I am curious.

http://lactatingmolly.com/

[ScottSummers]

Checked out CL and BP today for some fun and found the ad for April on CL. I liked the pics and did a quick web search. She seemed legit so I texted and set up an appointment. Just got back from my 1/2 hour and left happy.

She is the girl in the pics early 30's (she looks younger than in the purple dress shot) and has amazing real assets. She is 5'1", curvy but not sloppy with a shaved kitty. A few tats and tongue ring too.

Really nice girl. Got naked and played with those boobies me sitting on the bed her standing. Laid on the bed and she rubbed my cock with those fabulous breasts for a while. Real nice. Then CBJ for about 10 minutes and she got on top. Rode me for about another 10 and I was a happy camper.

HH was 120 roses. She will be here until Wednesday.

Hello I'm APRIL For those guys who expect the BEST, stop searching My services I are of TOP quality and I can guarantee satisfaction. T.

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After my huge misfire with Viktoria, I decided to act on Racer's recommendation and try April. She is indeed the real deal. She looks much younger in person. By the pictures, I was expecting a raspy voiced 40 year old biker chick and to my surprise it was a maybe 30 year old valley girl from San Diego. She is very nurse like and is very attentive. I went for the hhat$.2. I wish I did the full hr because her massage was very good and she paid attention to all areas. There was indeed a flip and instead of going straight to the finishing move, she continued the massage to ensure all parts were done. And then came the finishing move. I only went there for a massage but there is indeed more on the menu. She leaves on Tuesday because it has been slow. This is her first time here so hopefully she decides to come back soon.

[Buck Cock]

I made an appointment with Viktoria for an hour massage. That is exactly what I got. I walked up and I saw a woman much older and weathered than her ad pics. I dropped the 1hr massage fee on the table, undressed, and hopped on the bed. She hopped on my back and gave me a very nice rub / massage. She massaged my back, legs, neck and arms (which most girls forget about). Once all my muscles were well rubbed I began to anticipate "The Flip". I patiently waited for the signal. Would it be a whisper? Would she just roll me over and get to work? NOPE! She get's up and starts washing her hands and texting on the phone."So, is there a finish?" She says that would be the "The VIP" so you would have to pay an extra 90 to equal the hour VIP. I told her thanks anyway and left. I chalk it up to a "live and learn". I have really been searching for a provider who does great massages and I let my desperation cloud my judgement. $160 for a massage? What a Maron!

I got lost with her after reading $150 OR $200-30min WTF?

[Bababooeyhtj10]

I saw Angela several times when she first started a few years ago and she was a good time but as soon as she began using her condo everything went downhill. The last two times I saw her, which was about two years ago, her appearance was terrible and she didn't even bother showering. She was so out of it and sore, the last time I couldn't even get full service. I agree the neighbors must know something is up.

Yeah, I saw that girl a couple of months ago. She was so out of it that it wasn't even funny. I should have walked out.

[Boy Wonder 9]

Checked out CL and BP today for some fun and found the ad for April on CL. I liked the pics and did a quick web search. She seemed legit so I texted and set up an appointment. Just got back from my 1/2 hour and left happy.

She is the girl in the pics early 30's (she looks younger than in the purple dress shot) and has amazing real assets. She is 5'1", curvy but not sloppy with a shaved kitty. A few tats and tongue ring too.

Really nice girl. Got naked and played with those boobies me sitting on the bed her standing. Laid on the bed and she rubbed my cock with those fabulous breasts for a while. Real nice. Then CBJ for about 10 minutes and she got on top. Rode me for about another 10 and I was a happy camper.

HH was 120 roses. She will be here until Wednesday.

Hello I'm APRIL For those guys who expect the BEST, stop searching My services I are of TOP quality and I can guarantee satisfaction. T.





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[Spider2112]

I made an appointment with Viktoria for an hour massage. That is exactly what I got. I walked up and I saw a woman much older and weathered than her ad pics. I dropped the 1hr massage fee on the table, undressed, and hopped on the bed. She hopped on my back and gave me a very nice rub / massage. She massaged my back, legs, neck and arms (which most girls forget about). Once all my muscles were well rubbed I began to anticipate "The Flip". I patiently waited for the signal. Would it be a whisper? Would she just roll me over and get to work? NOPE! She get's up and starts washing her hands and texting on the phone."So, is there a finish?" She says that would be the "The VIP" so you would have to pay an extra 90 to equal the hour VIP. I told her thanks anyway and left. I chalk it up to a "live and learn". I have really been searching for a provider who does great massages and I let my desperation cloud my judgement. $160 for a massage? What a Maron!

That sucks! She was on my radar for a half hour but haven't got around to her. Something about her look I didn't like and I was pretty confused with her menu. I figured VIP was FS, but then she has two half hour VIP rates. You toftt.

[ScottSummers]

Saw this one two weeks ago and she's decided that she's going to do this independently now. She's a former (still does occasionally) dancer who some of you may recognize from UV, MG or GC. She's absolutely worth it and the price is right, especially since if you tried to get takeout from a club, the price would be double what's listed online. She's semi-GFE and an absolute sweetheart but don't be a dick to her or she will show you her temper. What would get her pissed? Well, she's told me about guys trying to get her to come down to $50-$60, go bareback on her, and more than one shot on goal since they're "quick on the trigger." I had to agree with her when she was telling me some of these stories. Anyway, BBBJ and DATY are great and you'll be wrapping up for the main event. Enjoy, fellas!

http://hartford.backpage.com/BodyRub...-4u-28/6426408

I made an appointment with Viktoria for an hour massage. That is exactly what I got. I walked up and I saw a woman much older and weathered than her ad pics. I dropped the 1hr massage fee on the table, undressed, and hopped on the bed. She hopped on my back and gave me a very nice rub / massage. She massaged my back, legs, neck and arms (which most girls forget about). Once all my muscles were well rubbed I began to anticipate "The Flip". I patiently waited for the signal. Would it be a whisper? Would she just roll me over and get to work? NOPE! She get's up and starts washing her hands and texting on the phone."So, is there a finish?" She says that would be the "The VIP" so you would have to pay an extra 90 to equal the hour VIP. I told her thanks anyway and left. I chalk it up to a "live and learn". I have really been searching for a provider who does great massages and I let my desperation cloud my judgement. $160 for a massage? What a Maron!

[Bajaj]

Has anyone tried Kitty. Calls herself annmarie in her post and has also given a link to one of her reviews. She is postedon CV.

[TheRealAssMan]

Went to go meet with her today. Got to the incall location on time. When I called her to get the room number she informed me that the hotel had called her and said that she was asked to leave the property due to to much "activity" going in and out of her room. (I know the area and hotel well) so when I visit I always park in a descrete locaton and walk over.

I also noticed 2 vehicals 1 on each side of the large lot directly accross from each other each occupied by one man. One was a red taurus wagon, the other a newer gold nissian suv. Coincidence? I certainly hope so. The heat might be on this girl. Its to bad because I remember that ass of hers from TGC I wanted a piece of it then and I do now! Be safe out there.

Semi review of Sasha, along with 2 others, in my post 6/6/13. Well worth the time and $$. Much better ROI then previously and available just as late!

[Erotica123]

Found her on BP Hartford. Works out of bad neighborhood in New Britain. She IS the girl in the pics. Nice athletic 21 year old white girl but just laid there. $100 half hour. Everything covered. Upsell for BBBJ. Not sexy performance at all. Clock watcher. No kissing allowed.

These girls could have shoe boxes full of twenties if they just had better attitudes.

Sorry you had a bad experience with her. She used to go by the name Fendi and has been discussed here before. All pretty much negative reviews.

[Carl White]

Found her on BP Hartford. Works out of bad neighborhood in New Britain. She IS the girl in the pics. Nice athletic 21 year old white girl but just laid there. $100 half hour. Everything covered. Upsell for BBBJ. Not sexy performance at all. Clock watcher. No kissing allowed.

These girls could have shoe boxes full of twenties if they just had better attitudes.

[Soxfan04]

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...als-19/6556621

She said,"Sorry baby, I don't ride dick." Huh? Right away that's ruining the mood. So I figure I'll make the best of a bad situation and commence with missionary. But she just laid there.

Well, I guess now we know what she means when she says she'll do "ALMOST ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU."

[WhenWhen]

You've done us all a great service. I typically avoid the girls that have out of state area codes. I figure they move around too much and are hit or miss because they probably have less incentive to do a good job at any one place. After all, they can be the "new, fresh face" at so many places on a frequent basis.

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...als-19/6556621

Didn't see any review but figured I'd take one for the team. Don't be fooled by her nice phone manner. Once you're through the door it's all business. Also, she's about 40 pounds heavier than her pictures, with a significant gut. The nicest thing I can say is has a pretty face.

When I called her from the parking lot at the agreed upon time, she told me she'd call me back."My friend is using my room, but she's almost done." I decided if she didn't call me back in five minutes, I was out of there. Unfortunately for me, she beat the deadline. Her room reeked of smoke, and there were a few cigarette packs on her one bed with various other clutter. After I put the donation of the bureau, we removed our clothes, got on the non-cluttered bed and she began giving me an uninspired CBJ with the TV blaring. After a few minutes of oral, I suggested she climb on top of me for some cowgirl. She rolled on to her back and said,"OK, go ahead." And I said,"I meant YOU on top." She said,"Sorry baby, I don't ride dick." Huh? Right away that's ruining the mood. So I figure I'll make the best of a bad situation and commence with missionary. But she just laid there. Her bored and distracted demeanor combined with her flabby body was such a turn off that it wasn't long before I lost my erection. I rolled off her and began stroking my cock with her stroking my leg while keeping one eye on the TV. After a few minutes I was erect again, but she made no effort to resume blowing me. Just sat there stroking my leg. I was about to suggest she finish off with the blow job, but her phone rang and she answered it. That was the last straw. I got dressed and left.

[T Relky]

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...als-19/6556621

Didn't see any review but figured I'd take one for the team. Don't be fooled by her nice phone manner. Once you're through the door it's all business. Also, she's about 40 pounds heavier than her pictures, with a significant gut. The nicest thing I can say is has a pretty face.

When I called her from the parking lot at the agreed upon time, she told me she'd call me back."My friend is using my room, but she's almost done." I decided if she didn't call me back in five minutes, I was out of there. Unfortunately for me, she beat the deadline. Her room reeked of smoke, and there were a few cigarette packs on her one bed with various other clutter. After I put the donation of the bureau, we removed our clothes, got on the non-cluttered bed and she began giving me an uninspired CBJ with the TV blaring. After a few minutes of oral, I suggested she climb on top of me for some cowgirl. She rolled on to her back and said,"OK, go ahead." And I said,"I meant YOU on top." She said,"Sorry baby, I don't ride dick." Huh? Right away that's ruining the mood. So I figure I'll make the best of a bad situation and commence with missionary. But she just laid there. Her bored and distracted demeanor combined with her flabby body was such a turn off that it wasn't long before I lost my erection. I rolled off her and began stroking my cock with her stroking my leg while keeping one eye on the TV. After a few minutes I was erect again, but she made no effort to resume blowing me. Just sat there stroking my leg. I was about to suggest she finish off with the blow job, but her phone rang and she answered it. That was the last straw. I got dressed and left.