Massage Parlor Reports

**BobbyJ2013** · 08-08-13 05:11

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

So a while back went to the Park Ave Spa, place where 4 hand special was listed. Turned out to be an office building behind the hotel just south of where Ocean Spa used to be located. Oh the memories. Saw an add that called my name I think it said 160 flat fee 4 hands for hour (now says 180 for hour. 140 for half hour). Went to office building, weird during day as some peole walking out looking at you funny (funny I mean staring you down like are you here for business or monkey business). Nice set up. Saw two girls, both latin one from Venezuala the other from Uruguay. Both pretty and started to rub, then upsell, asked for $$$ more for nude rub and tug. I worked them down to $.50 but that still had me heavy into the place for more than $$$. Once the tug was done it was out the door, clean yourself up. Total rip off. Could spen $ more wisely elsewhere, I won't be back. Seemed like a tourist trap or some of those places in Ft Lauderdale back in the day. No repeat. Dog

First timer here. Long time lurker. Had the 4-hand Sunday special. Both Latin. Not really my first choice. But it was the only one. I was tired and already there. Nothing special. Very little roaming. No girl on girl. Overall a waste of $$.

**Worldsoffun** · 08-08-13 01:30

Made another trip. Saw Mulan. Dayum! What a great time. I usually ask for Lola, but she was busy. Let me say that Mulan has a great personality, great hands and incredible little body. When I left my knees were weak. Now I have a tough decision when I go back. I really love this place. Well run. Mulan told me that she had a bad review on the Forum but a number of ones. I can't imagine a bad review. Prices are listed in other reviews.

You did good darlin'!

WOF

**GregCroston** · 08-07-13 00:17

Provider was REALLY nice (attitude wise) looked a little "worn out" but nice bod overall. She was working a double that day. She was cool about changing the sheet on the table as it was stained (had a few other cleanliness concerns as well, but again I am a bit of a clean freak. Tiffany was her name, said she was new. Massage was very light. (I didn't ask for anything more) and she was good at teasing. Nice finish. Expect to drop between $1. 60-$2. 00 there for what most people I'm sure are looking for. A good massage. She was so nice that I hate to say anything bad about her, had some reservations (And not about the veal) but PM me for more info. Overall experience I need to agree with the boards consensus here. Great place. You can spend an eternity finding it though. Hidden gem.

Gave little more than standard handshake during our first meeting. To be expected.

I also found out never to tell a provider it is your "first time" and wear shoes.

As awesome as Tiffany was I would like to try Selena next time just to mix it up (saw her come into work in the hallway in the afternoon, towards the end of my treatment).

Massage / aromatherapy: 6-7 (I am sure I could have asked for more pressure but didn't want to)

Overall looks: 7 Tiffany was nice and place looked fairly clean. (got new sheets because I asked to change the cloth!)

Overall experience: 8-9 She was so friendly and nice. And good at what she does.

Here's to hoping Barlolo hasn't gotten you all thinking I am uncle LEO.

(thanks for the warm welcome BTW)

Cheers

**BoredFlGuy** · 08-06-13 16:25

Originally Posted by Summertime0777 [View Original Post]

Against better judgment I visited Happy Panda hoping to get a good draw on the provider. Did not happen. Drew Apple from Singapore. She was nice .6 on looks with beautiful large breast (I think real). Lots on the menu but silly prices. I laughed at her at first but then realized she was serious. Tip was required up front and was higher than normal. Agreed to a std massage with HE. Massage was below average, ending was above average and ended 15 minutes early. Will I repeat? No I would rather pay the same for a 5 star experience with Jasmine.

Boy, does this sound familiar, saw her 2 weeks ago and she wanted waaaaaaaay too dam much. Posted a review elsewhere, wish I'd gotten lulu? She was at the desk when I left quite unhappy,NEVER AGAIN at this joint.

**GregCroston** · 08-06-13 05:41

Healing hands was not as great as I had hoped.

No offer on anything after massage. No drape required. Couldn't get at the saggy boobs in the top (despite requests for her to wear something revealing, as she promised, she worn an old shirt).

Massage was AWFUL and oil. At least Maylaka gaver a BOMB massage. Moody or not I miss her! She had an add on CL with a pic from her modeling days. Can't find the add now. But its her in a half white top. Holy cow. I remember that bod well. When she was in a good mood things were GREAT there. Crazy thing was I bet most people thought that the pic was a generic model shot and not actually her. But she used to model.

**Summertime0777** · 08-05-13 20:31

Against better judgment I visited Happy Panda hoping to get a good draw on the provider. Did not happen. Drew Apple from Singapore. She was nice .6 on looks with beautiful large breast (I think real). Lots on the menu but silly prices. I laughed at her at first but then realized she was serious. Tip was required up front and was higher than normal. Agreed to a std massage with HE. Massage was below average, ending was above average and ended 15 minutes early. Will I repeat? No I would rather pay the same for a 5 star experience with Jasmine.

**LawDog17** · 08-05-13 12:56

So a while back went to the Park Ave Spa, place where 4 hand special was listed. Turned out to be an office building behind the hotel just south of where Ocean Spa used to be located. Oh the memories. Saw an add that called my name I think it said 160 flat fee 4 hands for hour (now says 180 for hour. 140 for half hour). Went to office building, weird during day as some peole walking out looking at you funny (funny I mean staring you down like are you here for business or monkey business). Nice set up. Saw two girls, both latin one from Venezuala the other from Uruguay. Both pretty and started to rub, then upsell, asked for $$$ more for nude rub and tug. I worked them down to $.50 but that still had me heavy into the place for more than $$$. Once the tug was done it was out the door, clean yourself up. Total rip off. Could spen $ more wisely elsewhere, I won't be back. Seemed like a tourist trap or some of those places in Ft Lauderdale back in the day. No repeat. Dog

**LawDog17** · 08-05-13 12:46

Okay campers and hobbyists, I thought with all the hype about Luxsa I would try this one out. I must say going into the dream I had low expectations despite decent reviews and some mediocore experiences that were then fixed. I thought I would be overcharged and kicked to the curb when done. I was wrong. I dreamt of a tall thin raven haired beauty named Tory or Torrie, didn't ask the spelling. Paid. 60 or. 80 for an hour (sorry I truly can't remember) it was the price quoted on the phone but did not include a discount I saw posted somewhere (.10 off hour). Upon meeting this Memphis Belle, Tory was super nice and very cool. We chatted easily. She showed me the room and went to change. I mentioned that I had read about the place and was trying it out. Tory figured out where I had read about the place and talked about future trips and how that might be good for both of us (full disclosure good reviews do earn. 2 discount) Bottom line is I don't think the prospect of a good review led to the great experience but if it did then good for me. I really believe Tory likes her job and does it well. She seemed to enjoy it. She gave a little rub to all the large muscles but this was not going to be a deep tissue massage. She moaned at all the right times and places (sometimes a little too much but it is better than the cigarette out of mouth robot working on you). Rub was 5 on the massage therapy scale but a 8 on an all the right places scale. Her looks were pure 9. 5. She is tall, dark hair, beautiful bolt ons with long beautiful nips, tiny waste and perfect ass. As great as she looks, I can't even begin to tell you how great her personality was. She is smart, funny, engaging (that means she actually listens and responds as well as starts conversations). Also, she is really good at this and does it well and isn't there to gauge anyone. If you are SM pm me and I will tell you more. I was impressed and walked away happy. They are a little short staffed and currently don't have a receptionist but in the end I had to like Luxsa even though I am not sure I wanted too.

**LawDog17** · 08-05-13 12:20

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Yes. The lady with the white hair is the new owner (probably just over a year now). Winter Park Massage is like a decent pizza; always good but never memorable.

The white haired lady is not the owner, that is Lily super nice bbw who is a therapist and looks better in person. Owner is a former therapist who was also a bbw and gave great therapy. The rest is completely true. Clean nice place with showers in every room (that is important to some of us). Always reasonably priced, usually good rub, sometimes great rub and always left happy.

- Dog

**Cdmanoise** · 08-05-13 07:31

Originally Posted by Laharvardkid [View Original Post]

Try Magic in Altamonte by I4 just down the road from Asahi on 436. Just like Summer, Jennie at Magic is one of my ATFs. Stay safe and enjoy.

Laharvardkid

In the are for a few weeks. After sorting through the reviews (thanks for all the good info fellow mongers) decided to try Asahi. Called the number I found on the internet for them, and after ringing for about 3 min finally went to some recording "please enter your access code". Gave up on that one as I was not about to drive 35 min to find out if they are closed. Decided on Jennie at Magic based on this review. Asked for a strong massage. Service was great, and Jenny was cute. Perhaps 8 to 9 on a scale and only because she is not getting any younger. Soft touch was great. Love the hair down the back. Dind't ask for any extras, and the standard finish was great. Definitley would repeat and will minimize any further details for my friends from LEO who are reading.

**GregCroston** · 08-04-13 23:41

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3966985680.html Curious about this one please pm me?

Really curious.

Be happy to share my experiences.

Went to ihop saw Tina,

Dreamt of what an uninspired handshake and massage. Yuck. All that was mising from this used up soccer mom was a marborough lite hanging out of her mouth. I was surpised how descriptive the lady answering phones was. I like woman with big lungs (tina has none) I was told Lu lu or PAtricia. Anyone try them? Ethnicity of either? Over all looks?

Which of them are appearing in this add?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...see-us/7206985

"forgettable tina" is not. That much I know.

Thanks guys.

Thanks,

**GregCroston** · 08-04-13 23:28

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

There was a posting a week or so ago by someone and it was their 1st post. Beware-SM can PM me.

We talking about me? You pmd me. I'm legit.

**Taster6969** · 08-03-13 19:13

Was in Kissimmee for the evening and stopped by to see Linda before calling it a night. She was available and was ready to relax and then play with her. Once she gets to know you the fun part always seems more enjoyable. She asked if wanted to start massage or just play. I took the massage for awhile. After about 20 min later she start to play with my rooster and get me ready. She does not waste any time and knows how to get you going. On the flip side I was able to suck on her breasts for awhile and play with her kitty with ease. She seemed to be enjoying herself for an much older Asian. 50 plus. Got her wet and then she turned around 69 and really got some good playtime. After a few minutes the deed was done and I felt very relaxed, Linda started to laugh and cleaned me off. She got dressed and asked if I wanted some water. Paid her the usual tip and she was very thankful. Said see you very soon and left. Not bad. Will try some other places, don. T like to see same girl too often.

**VerySlowly** · 08-03-13 12:59

Originally Posted by Snake12 [View Original Post]

You say,"a HS was offered.". I don't see HS on the list of abbreviations. What is an HS?

HS It means a "Hand shake" others are HR or "Hand release" or HE or Happy ending, it like "Pullin' your pud or bashing your "Bishop" or just plain old jerking off. LOL

**Laymedown1** · 08-03-13 11:35

Originally Posted by Robert 35 [View Original Post]

I've been curious about this place also. Blue moon was on my to-do list but they shut down before I had a chance to check them out.

A memorable Blue Moon is missed. All I think about is Madison, Kelly Morgan and Lynn. Lynn was and still is a amazon goddess who truly loves to provide quality service to the clientele. Always love repeating with her. I believe she now is main owner of Invigor8. Her friends Kelly Morgan and Madison often advertise solo from there with the same services of quality. The best for now in Orlando. Xoxoxo to them.

Lynn. 8.5/10 with huge hour glass amazon shape 40dd-32-38.

Kelly. 9/10 tone hour glass 38dd-28-34.

Madison. 7/10 older biker tone and like to ride like a cowgirl 36dd-27-32.

Great times and memories with them.

Be safe.

LDown