Massage Parlor Reports

**GregCroston** · 08-04-13 23:41

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3966985680.html Curious about this one please pm me?

Really curious.

Be happy to share my experiences.

Went to ihop saw Tina,

Dreamt of what an uninspired handshake and massage. Yuck. All that was mising from this used up soccer mom was a marborough lite hanging out of her mouth. I was surpised how descriptive the lady answering phones was. I like woman with big lungs (tina has none) I was told Lu lu or PAtricia. Anyone try them? Ethnicity of either? Over all looks?

Which of them are appearing in this add?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...see-us/7206985

"forgettable tina" is not. That much I know.

Thanks guys.

Thanks,

**GregCroston** · 08-04-13 23:28

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

There was a posting a week or so ago by someone and it was their 1st post. Beware-SM can PM me.

We talking about me? You pmd me. I'm legit.

**Taster6969** · 08-03-13 19:13

Was in Kissimmee for the evening and stopped by to see Linda before calling it a night. She was available and was ready to relax and then play with her. Once she gets to know you the fun part always seems more enjoyable. She asked if wanted to start massage or just play. I took the massage for awhile. After about 20 min later she start to play with my rooster and get me ready. She does not waste any time and knows how to get you going. On the flip side I was able to suck on her breasts for awhile and play with her kitty with ease. She seemed to be enjoying herself for an much older Asian. 50 plus. Got her wet and then she turned around 69 and really got some good playtime. After a few minutes the deed was done and I felt very relaxed, Linda started to laugh and cleaned me off. She got dressed and asked if I wanted some water. Paid her the usual tip and she was very thankful. Said see you very soon and left. Not bad. Will try some other places, don. T like to see same girl too often.

**VerySlowly** · 08-03-13 12:59

Originally Posted by Snake12 [View Original Post]

You say,"a HS was offered.". I don't see HS on the list of abbreviations. What is an HS?

HS It means a "Hand shake" others are HR or "Hand release" or HE or Happy ending, it like "Pullin' your pud or bashing your "Bishop" or just plain old jerking off. LOL

**Laymedown1** · 08-03-13 11:35

Originally Posted by Robert 35 [View Original Post]

I've been curious about this place also. Blue moon was on my to-do list but they shut down before I had a chance to check them out.

A memorable Blue Moon is missed. All I think about is Madison, Kelly Morgan and Lynn. Lynn was and still is a amazon goddess who truly loves to provide quality service to the clientele. Always love repeating with her. I believe she now is main owner of Invigor8. Her friends Kelly Morgan and Madison often advertise solo from there with the same services of quality. The best for now in Orlando. Xoxoxo to them.

Lynn. 8.5/10 with huge hour glass amazon shape 40dd-32-38.

Kelly. 9/10 tone hour glass 38dd-28-34.

Madison. 7/10 older biker tone and like to ride like a cowgirl 36dd-27-32.

Great times and memories with them.

Be safe.

LDown

**Snake12** · 08-03-13 11:32

You say,"a HS was offered.". I don't see HS on the list of abbreviations. What is an HS?

Originally Posted by Hadecologne [View Original Post]

I am new around here, and after RTFF I decided to TOFTT at Magic yesterday afternoon. It was relatively quiet when I arrived there and a perfect setting for a dream. I was given a warm TS so that I can fall asleep clean! In the dream a middle aged Korean Misha walked in. The TS was very thorough and every part was given special attention. After the TS, the dream proceeded to an hour of uninspiring massage. On the flip, without discussion for donations, a HS was offered. The dream lasted 55 minutes and woke up with a total damage of 1. 2. I doubt I will repeat.

**Hadecologne** · 08-03-13 11:29

I am new around here, and after RTFF I decided to TOFTT at Magic yesterday afternoon. It was relatively quiet when I arrived there and a perfect setting for a dream. I was given a warm TS so that I can fall asleep clean! In the dream a middle aged Korean Misha walked in. The TS was very thorough and every part was given special attention. After the TS, the dream proceeded to an hour of uninspiring massage. On the flip, without discussion for donations, a HS was offered. The dream lasted 55 minutes and woke up with a total damage of 1. 2. I doubt I will repeat.

**SGreg1234** · 08-03-13 09:37

Originally Posted by Ichinman [View Original Post]

First time to IT. A little strange to see a guy working at the desk! I paid the fee 80 and he led me to the room. Amy who looked to be late 30's, very skinny, average looking but friendly came in and led me to the shower. She gave me a nice TS, paid plenty of attention to the parts that needed washing the most. The massage was awesome and hit all the problem areas I needed her to. Light teasing before the flip, ok HE, but I would go back again just for the massage.

Agree- I don't like any GUY at the desk. Time better spent up the road at Star, Ashi, or MT.

**BrandOrlando** · 08-03-13 08:20

Just started posting, so I am a little late on this one, but visited Luxsa a few weeks back and picked up Tiffany, a great blonde spinner who has some great hands! We talked most of the massage and I learned a lot about her. If you are looking for a great snowboarder with an awesome tugger, she's definitely one to see. Hoping to get a little more specific with my next visit though.

**Bjceb** · 08-02-13 23:06

Was downtown and wanted to give them a try again. Walked in and saw older lady and was going to leave and then she said she had new young girl. I waited and a very cute girl that had just moved her from Pensacola. So I decided to make a go of. I believe her name was angela. Great massage and was actually flirting with me but was a no go on the HE. WTF. Great massage cute girl, but I didn't go there for a date.

Stay safe.

**Barolo** · 08-02-13 22:01

There was a posting a week or so ago by someone and it was their 1st post. Beware-SM can PM me.

**TheeeGentleman** · 08-02-13 17:39

Nex. You were the victim of a different newbees punishment. The comments on Heather were a joke on a perceived pretend monger. I think he has disappeared. Further board research will give you warnings of wasted time and strange visits. RTFF usually means read further back than last week.

Originally Posted by Nexis [View Original Post]

I went to see her on Tuesday after she got done working out at the gym around 11:45. She was nice enough but from the start I don't think she was giving me a good vibe. I'm very respectful towards all providers so its a rare occasion where I got no ending at all. I paid for an hour and we had a good convosation but nothing like what you guys got. Her massage was about a 7/10. She has an amazing body for someone her age 9/10. After she was done she wiped off the oil and said we're done. I asked her if she could provide anything extra and she said she doesn't do that ever. I was shocked after what I read. I didn't want to call her a lier or anything so tipped 20 bucks and left. IMO I think one of three things happened.

1) She doesn't give extras to black guys. (Which I'm ok with I respect providers who say that upfront so I don't waste my or her time) but I'm not ghetto or anything like that.

2) She thought I was LEO? But I don't think so. I didn't pickup that kind of vibe. From her. (I could be wrong)

3) Mabey she really did stop providing extras.

If one of you guys are close enought with her let me know, for some od reason I want to know.

**Pbwardy02** · 08-02-13 09:30

Originally Posted by OrlandoJ [View Original Post]

Is this the infamous IHOP?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hands/4746214

Yes. The lady with the white hair is the new owner (probably just over a year now). Winter Park Massage is like a decent pizza; always good but never memorable.

**OrlandoJ** · 08-02-13 09:21

Is this the infamous IHOP?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hands/4746214

**Pbwardy02** · 08-02-13 08:35

Originally Posted by Nexis [View Original Post]

I went to see her on Tuesday after she got done working out at the gym around 11:45. She was nice enough but from the start I don't think she was giving me a good vibe. I'm very respectful towards all providers so its a rare occasion where I got no ending at all. I paid for an hour and we had a good convosation but nothing like what you guys got. Her massage was about a 7/10. She has an amazing body for someone her age 9/10. After she was done she wiped off the oil and said we're done. I asked her if she could provide anything extra and she said she doesn't do that ever. I was shocked after what I read. I didn't want to call her a lier or anything so tipped 20 bucks and left. IMO I think one of three things happened.

1) She doesn't give extras to black guys. (Which I'm ok with I respect providers who say that upfront so I don't waste my or her time) but I'm not ghetto or anything like that.

2) She thought I was LEO? But I don't think so. I didn't pickup that kind of vibe. From her. (I could be wrong)

3) Mabey she really did stop providing extras.

If one of you guys are close enought with her let me know, for some od reason I want to know.

You got to be more aggressive with her. You can't beat around the bush or she will think you are LEO. She is a bit standoffish but that is what makes her so great down the line. You got to say something like 'I know the little **** you are' and she will be putty in your hands. I know it's against your natural instincts as a gentlemen but you got to be direct and to the point with her. Try again my boy.