Massage Parlor Reports

**Paulc153** · 08-01-13 19:16

Visited NMS earlier this week and drew Judy. Massage was lackluster and overall I was back in my car in less than an hour. Including sitting on the table and waiting 10 minutes for a table shower to open up. The TS was good and I was thinking that this would be a great experience but the massage was kind of lame and the finish was just a wee bit mechanical. After I was finished, I watched as she flipped the towels over on the table. Not exactly what you'd expect and I wonder if the washing machine is just for show.

On a positive note, whoever visited before me left a pack of stamps in the pouch, which paid for gas for me to cross the border from MA. Thanks much.

I guess I'm spoiled. I've been trying to find a viable replacement for RS in Chelmsford which closed recently. Never had a bad massage, never shorted on time, the girls were always very enthusiastic and the place was spotless.

**Rei Haragoma** · 08-01-13 18:33

Originally Posted by Aluver [View Original Post]

Swung back by 1021 and had a repeat session with who it turns out is Laura, not Nora. I still have some trouble deciphering the L or N to R transposition. Nice girl, a bit business like and not meekly subservient like other's I've encountered, but above average massage technique and certainly effective in all areas of service.

You need to move to Massachusetts.

We have no need for the "R's" in any word, as is well documented.

Pak my ca in Havad yad, for example.

Which is why we Baystaters have no trouble understanding Korean ladies that can't pronounce words that have no equivelent sound in their native language, since we have no "R" in our words. Easy when you understand.

And how did you find Miss Mika this visit, praytell?

**Smurzlfit** · 08-01-13 14:18

Decided to TOFTT today, visited Opulence in Cranston. If you're looking for standard or full service, not the place for you. If you're looking for an above average rub (almost a legit massage) , then you found a gem. I chose the 4 hand bodyworks and drew Rachael and Katie (both much better looking than the online pics). Both were friendly and thorough, but not even a hint of a tease. $.2 house and .2 each. May repeat when I'm looking for a good rub only.

**Stew Pid** · 08-01-13 13:52

Returned to FE after long hiatus. Drew nice girl named Ivy. Nice attitude, smooth skin, sweet perfume and a gentle touch. Attentive TS with lots of soapy bubbles and buckets of warm water. Nice body rub very relaxing and then that hot body coat blended into back walking cracking along spine. Lights down was fun and full. Tight sweet smooth. Left feeling pampered and drained.

**Aluver** · 08-01-13 10:42

Originally Posted by Aluver [View Original Post]

girl who introduced herself as Nora

Swung back by 1021 and had a repeat session with who it turns out is Laura, not Nora. I still have some trouble deciphering the L or N to R transposition. Nice girl, a bit business like and not meekly subservient like other's I've encountered, but above average massage technique and certainly effective in all areas of service.

**NewMonger33** · 07-31-13 17:45

I went to NMS for the first time about 2 months ago. I've probably been 4 times since then. Never was asked to fill out a waiver or show any ID.

**ChuckyMack** · 07-31-13 16:24

Found myself in the providence area this afternoon. Called and set up rub with Hanna. Awesome ts with plenty of tease. Awesome rub with plenty of tease and was extremely happy even before the flip. The rest was good massage. I really enjoy her tease technique. Usual rates no waiver mentioned.

**BigBadDog69** · 07-31-13 09:04

Originally Posted by Fly Dangler [View Original Post]

After reading mostly good reviews on this place I decided to take the plunge. Drew Happy as my provider. Noticed the place smelled kind of musty and dingy, especially the shower room.

TS was not spectacular, nothing to write home about and probably a warning of what was to come. Asked for soft rub without oil or powder, but she decided to try a hard massage with oil instead. Once I got across that was not what I asked for things got better, at least until the flip. Everything after that was mechanical and a complete disaster, after which she wanted to argue about the tip.

Doubtful I'll go back to this place with so many better options near by.

Happy has been sent to an early retirement.

**Little Tony II** · 07-31-13 01:14

Sign in as Buddy Cianci.

Originally Posted by Jack A Dogov [View Original Post]

Years ago before they asked for a cc or ID I used to book motel rooms as one of the Walker Brothers. Sometimes Hiram, sometimes Johnny. I even used my moniker that I use here a few times. If I return to NMS and am asked to sign the waiver rest assured it will be with a fake name. Maybe Mike Ockerts or Ivor Biggun.

**Jack A Dogov** · 07-31-13 00:37

Originally Posted by Flamebird [View Original Post]

My fav: M. Mouse

Years ago before they asked for a cc or ID I used to book motel rooms as one of the Walker Brothers. Sometimes Hiram, sometimes Johnny. I even used my moniker that I use here a few times. If I return to NMS and am asked to sign the waiver rest assured it will be with a fake name. Maybe Mike Ockerts or Ivor Biggun.

**Flamebird** · 07-31-13 00:15

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

No need to walk out. I've signed these before, they don't check your ID against your signature so just sign another name, not yours.

My fav: M. Mouse

**Slate Gravel** · 07-30-13 23:21

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

No need to walk out. I've signed these before, they don't check your ID against your signature so just sign another name, not yours.

The first one I was given (Fountain), I signed it "Lincoln Chafee".

**Smoke Screen** · 07-30-13 20:00

Originally Posted by Smurzlfit [View Original Post]

Maybe it has to do with the new law. Signing that you understand that it's not a massage, but a rub. I know if I'm presented with it, I'm turning around and walking out.

No need to walk out. I've signed these before, they don't check your ID against your signature so just sign another name, not yours.

**Mralias** · 07-30-13 15:44

Originally Posted by Nuts N Bolts [View Original Post]

Visited NMS the other day for the first time. Full parking lot but very quiet inside. Seemed like I was the only one there. Signed the obligatory waiver, then drew Julie. Cute. 20s, about 95 lbs. Nice thorough TS. Massage was fine. Very little oil, if any, which was a nice change. Full hour, or maybe a little more. Left happy. In fact, twice as happy as usual.

My first time last year I signed a waiver when asked. I was more than happy to sign, MrAlias. Of course my handwriting is a bit messy.