Streetwalker Reports

[Wanttoknow67]

I got up early and made a quick dash for the South Loop.

I never got one pass on Lincoln when I spot a nice looking blonde. One quick loop and she is on the side street and in my ride.

I had her name but old age and senility is setting in bad. I think it was something like Amber.

Anyway she said she is 24 a lesbian and only does the man thing to make money. She asks if I have a condom. I like that as it shows she has a little common sense. We agree to the standard rate for half and half in my motel room.

She is fairly quiet on the ride there.

She goes into the bathroom and cleans up a little and then I pee and we are ready for fun. Well almost. She want the money first. I explain that I like to pay after but that was going no where and she is in the room so a dash would be a long walk. So I pay her. She offers to leave it on the dresser but I tell her I trust her. Ha Ha I even said that with a straight face.

She did kiss a little, had nice Bees, shaved but didn't want DATY as her wife doesn't like to share. I don't care what her wife wants or doesn't want and we have a great DATY session with fiv and lots of licking and moaning. Some BBJ. She doesn't use much hand but does tickle the back of the balls and that feels great.

Cover up and CG and mish to finish. I rip off the condom and ask her to suck on it until it goes soft and she does a ok job.

I gave her a small tip because she never rushed me, didn't have a lot of rules and I never felt a tooth. I would have tipped her at least twice what she got if she would not have insisted on payment first. Oh well that is my way of rewarding the best of the best. She earned a tip and I want her to know that good service pays off.

[MkeMongrel]

With due regard to Scooter, I liked the report very much. Tracked the route in my head. Its almost like a movie playing. The landmarks are clear in my head. Plus. Any newbie that asks for what do we mean by south loop. We can now just post a link to this post and ask to follow the route.

I myself though have completely written off streetwalkers. Too much LE, hardly anybody available and even when there are providers walking. The quality is terrible. Also. I never managed to find a safe enough place to park. Always looking over my shoulder!

Yawn Stallis. A lengthy report that really says nothing.

[Lonelyguy128]

Yawn Stallis. A lengthy report that really says nothing.

With all due respect to my friend Scooter's opinion, I disagree. I enjoyed reading Stallis' lengthy report. I suppose if 5 guys wrote reports like that every day it would get old real fast trying to read them all. However, I am more often disappointed when I sign on to the forum and there are no new reports. It's seldom that I find too much information to read thru.

I know guys are out there every day and for me personally I would rather see more information than less information. I'm getting into the bad habit myself. I cruised around 5:30 pm Tuesday and never reported that I saw Yari. She was walking down Lincoln and I decided to take a pass, which I regretted after coming up empty. I also saw a real dirty looking brunette on Greenfield who I believe was being followed closely by her pimp / boyfriend, so I did not even turn around to get a closer look.

[Lonelyguy128]

Smack My Head (in frustration)

Thanks, smh.

[Member #4705]

WTF is SMH?

Smack My Head (in frustration)

[Lonelyguy128]

Wow, beyond the fear of having discoverable data lying around, I wouldn't want a record as I don't want to think about the money!

Discoverable data? A list with a bunch of first names on it?

[Lonelyguy128]

I read this whole thing trying to mentally track with your routes. SMH moment #1.

WTF is SMH?

[Member #4705]

I read this whole thing trying to mentally track with your routes. SMH moment #1.

The only reason I went into so much detail on my route was to point out that although I was not just driving straight up and down the same streets, I was taking long loops, and almost random turns I STILL ended up in front of another monger once and behind him twice. If HE was that apparent to ME, how apparent was I to LE, especially on a low traffic night like Sunday was?

The rest was just frustration because its been very quiet on the S loop whenever I've been out lately and when things finally do start to come alive a bit both SW's and what seemed to be a newer monger are doing stupid things that will do nothing but draw LE attention. A little discretion, peeps.

[CrackerJack77]

Late, about 11 PM I got a text from a WSW I've visited numerous times but haven't seen for a while. She indicated she was available, but I think she was under the influence (of god knows what) as she wouldn't pick up a call and I couldn't pin down a location via text. None-the-less I decided to take a drive through the S loop where I know she normally is. Going E on N from 35 yielded nothing all the way to 6, swung down to G and headed back West. Bone dry for both SW and LE all the way to 27. Loop back up to N and East to 20, cut back over to G and East to 6. Still bone dry. South on 6 to L and West to 18, not a thing happening. Loop back, E on L.

This is where things get interesting. A vehicle is behind me, matching me turn for turn to 6, up to G and west on G. Not really able to see the vehicle or the driver. Getting a little freaked I turn North on 11 and watch as the vehicle goes by. Definitely not LE, unless it's a private vehicle being used in a sting, and while not gaudy in anyway, fairly easy to recognize.

Turn W on N to 35 and STILL bone dry. S on 35 to G and back East. At 27 I drop in behind the same vehicle that had been behind me! Hmmm, this is either LE or a fellow monger! G East to 6th, still dry and getting late. The other vehicle turns S and not wanting to freak him out by following I continue on to 1, then cut South to L. Going West on L finally find a blonde WSW around 10th, in a red hoodie that looks kinda promising, but I can't really see her face because she has the hoodie up, AND a guy is walking about 6 or 7 feet behind her at the same stroll pace. No way I'm going to loop and swoop with her pimp right there on top of her, so I keep going West. SMH moment #1.

About 14 I spot a BSW walking West and take a peek although I really prefer WSW or HSW. Just as I drive by a car going East on L comes to dead stop in the traffic lane of L, stares at the BSW and then ever so slowly pulls over the curb on L about 30 feet behind her. SMH moment #2.

I continue on, make a long loop and come back East. BSW is now on 15 and same car is parked along curb trying to catch her eye and get her to walk over. Could have been LE, but I doubt it. SMH moment #3.

At that moment I realize I am once again behind my fellow monger in the first car I saw, and curb guy pulls out and drops in behind me. Now we have a Fucking caravan going on. Get to 13 and see a WSW and a HSW (I think) on the South side of the street just past the drive to the gas station. They look as we roll by and obviously recognize the monger in front of me as they wave to him discreetly. Monger puts on his blinker, hits the next corner and as I roll by is tturning into the alley. The curb guy pulls into the gas station entrance tooting and beeping his horn to attract the attention of the SW's. SMH moment #4.

I roll, and as I do not cockblock or try to pre-emptive swoop another monger I continue E to 6, again passing red hoodie, loop and come back W to see if the HSW (who I was really interested in) was still out. At 12 and L both WSW are talking, but no sign of the HSP street walker. Damn. Well played, fellow monger in the alley, well played, I have no doubt that's where she ended up. Both blondes are see me coming and red hoodie opens her mouth and starts making BJ motions with her tongue as the other (late 20's maybe, large breasts, but stocky) settles for yelling "Come on baby, what ya waiting for?" SMH moment #5. This kind of attention I DON'T need.

North on 16 and one final loop east on G where at 7 I see a WSW I've seen before. Her hair was obviously dyed at some point as it's now half blonde and half black as it grows out. Her face doesn't do much for me nor do her breasts which are both important to me (although I'll usually settle for one of the two) although she is pretty much a spinner. Anyone have a name or review for her?

Long loop to 1st and a run W to 27. At 25 a MAYBE WSW is sitting on a stoop of a business and the same damn horn honker is sitting at the curb trying to talk to her. If it wasn't a LE sting this guy is going to get busted fast. SMH moment #6. If it is LE I don't want him noticing me, so I go N on 27 to N, east to 11 without seeing a thing, loop around at 6 and one last dry trip W on L before calling it a night.

I read this whole thing trying to mentally track with your routes. SMH moment #1.

[ScooterAllCity]

Yawn Stallis. A lengthy report that really says nothing.

[Member #4705]

Late, about 11 PM I got a text from a WSW I've visited numerous times but haven't seen for a while. She indicated she was available, but I think she was under the influence (of god knows what) as she wouldn't pick up a call and I couldn't pin down a location via text. None-the-less I decided to take a drive through the S loop where I know she normally is. Going E on N from 35 yielded nothing all the way to 6, swung down to G and headed back West. Bone dry for both SW and LE all the way to 27. Loop back up to N and East to 20, cut back over to G and East to 6. Still bone dry. South on 6 to L and West to 18, not a thing happening. Loop back, E on L.

This is where things get interesting. A vehicle is behind me, matching me turn for turn to 6, up to G and west on G. Not really able to see the vehicle or the driver. Getting a little freaked I turn North on 11 and watch as the vehicle goes by. Definitely not LE, unless it's a private vehicle being used in a sting, and while not gaudy in anyway, fairly easy to recognize.

Turn W on N to 35 and STILL bone dry. S on 35 to G and back East. At 27 I drop in behind the same vehicle that had been behind me! Hmmm, this is either LE or a fellow monger! G East to 6th, still dry and getting late. The other vehicle turns S and not wanting to freak him out by following I continue on to 1, then cut South to L. Going West on L finally find a blonde WSW around 10th, in a red hoodie that looks kinda promising, but I can't really see her face because she has the hoodie up, AND a guy is walking about 6 or 7 feet behind her at the same stroll pace. No way I'm going to loop and swoop with her pimp right there on top of her, so I keep going West. SMH moment #1.

About 14 I spot a BSW walking West and take a peek although I really prefer WSW or HSW. Just as I drive by a car going East on L comes to dead stop in the traffic lane of L, stares at the BSW and then ever so slowly pulls over the curb on L about 30 feet behind her. SMH moment #2.

I continue on, make a long loop and come back East. BSW is now on 15 and same car is parked along curb trying to catch her eye and get her to walk over. Could have been LE, but I doubt it. SMH moment #3.

At that moment I realize I am once again behind my fellow monger in the first car I saw, and curb guy pulls out and drops in behind me. Now we have a Fucking caravan going on. Get to 13 and see a WSW and a HSW (I think) on the South side of the street just past the drive to the gas station. They look as we roll by and obviously recognize the monger in front of me as they wave to him discreetly. Monger puts on his blinker, hits the next corner and as I roll by is tturning into the alley. The curb guy pulls into the gas station entrance tooting and beeping his horn to attract the attention of the SW's. SMH moment #4.

I roll, and as I do not cockblock or try to pre-emptive swoop another monger I continue E to 6, again passing red hoodie, loop and come back W to see if the HSW (who I was really interested in) was still out. At 12 and L both WSW are talking, but no sign of the HSP street walker. Damn. Well played, fellow monger in the alley, well played, I have no doubt that's where she ended up. Both blondes are see me coming and red hoodie opens her mouth and starts making BJ motions with her tongue as the other (late 20's maybe, large breasts, but stocky) settles for yelling "Come on baby, what ya waiting for?" SMH moment #5. This kind of attention I DON'T need.

North on 16 and one final loop east on G where at 7 I see a WSW I've seen before. Her hair was obviously dyed at some point as it's now half blonde and half black as it grows out. Her face doesn't do much for me nor do her breasts which are both important to me (although I'll usually settle for one of the two) although she is pretty much a spinner. Anyone have a name or review for her?

Long loop to 1st and a run W to 27. At 25 a MAYBE WSW is sitting on a stoop of a business and the same damn horn honker is sitting at the curb trying to talk to her. If it wasn't a LE sting this guy is going to get busted fast. SMH moment #6. If it is LE I don't want him noticing me, so I go N on 27 to N, east to 11 without seeing a thing, loop around at 6 and one last dry trip W on L before calling it a night.

[Dingusmcc]

Ouch, that's why I am still crying about losing my monger yahoo account recently. That's where I kept my log. It really was fun to stroll down memory lane once in awhile. I have been thinking about recreating it to the best of my memory, but that will take time.

Wow, beyond the fear of having discoverable data lying around, I wouldn't want a record as I don't want to think about the money!

[Lonelyguy128]

I have an Excel file buried deep in my laptop. You need a password just to login to the thing, so it's pretty safe. Some are names, some I never got the name, so it's some kind of description. Wish I had put more detail into it; some of the names don't bring a face to mind. On the other hand, some of the faces I am trying to forget! One that I had years ago was hairier than I am, and I still shudder when I see "Wookie" on my list.

Ouch, that's why I am still crying about losing my monger yahoo account recently. That's where I kept my log. It really was fun to stroll down memory lane once in awhile. I have been thinking about recreating it to the best of my memory, but that will take time.

[CharlieKane200]

Number 100? You are keeping count? Like a journal somewhere.

I have an Excel file buried deep in my laptop. You need a password just to login to the thing, so it's pretty safe. Some are names, some I never got the name, so it's some kind of description. Wish I had put more detail into it; some of the names don't bring a face to mind. On the other hand, some of the faces I am trying to forget! One that I had years ago was hairier than I am, and I still shudder when I see "Wookie" on my list.

[MkeMongrel]

Number 100? You are keeping count? Like a journal somewhere.

Sometimes life just doesn't get any better. Went to 5 O'clock Steakhouse with a friend. Had a Tanqueray & tonic and the New York Strip medium rare plus. Outstanding. My friend went home and I went over to GF and found Brittany. Never been with her before, this makes number 100, a milestone for me. Nice body, small soft tits, smooth pussy. Oh yeah, I had the van so I had her get naked for some CIM, always my preference. Damage was 30. And when I got home, I remembered that I had bought chocolate chip cookies yesterday. Seriously, does it get any better than this?