Strip Club Reports

[DetLurker]

Man! I almost got neutered at H8N. Went there last week, was bored. Not really looking for anything special just to relax. So I am sitting there and a redhead sits down, Ashley I think, maybe I am wrong, bad with names. Well, anyway, redhead mid-build early 30s. Not bad I guess for H8N. So we are talking and she is given me the H8 handshake. She wanted to give me a BJ. I like that, give. So we go back, and she sucked at the LD and the BJ. I thought she was going to bite my dick off. I am serious I had bruises for a couple of days. Which sucks. I think there should a banana test given to each girl before she can get a BJ license. She has to give it a BJ for 1 minute and not leave a mark. So beware of the redhead with big teeth.

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[No Butts]

I'm not a strip club expert by any means. There are guys on here that forgot more then I'll ever know, I'm not in the same league as a lot of these boys. That being said, why don't you try this: pay for your first drink with a 100. 00 dollar bill, see what happens, I generally do not get ignored.

And cheer the fuck up, you're kind of depressing. Double up on the Prozac or something.

haven't been too active lately due to a work related injury and stuck out here in BFE SW Michigan but still reading the forums. I've done the same thing pay for your first drink with a 100 or 50 dollar bill, ask the bartender for 20 back in ones then leave the bartender a nice tip, leave some ones on the table or whereever you're sitting. You'll be like a magnet. Damn I have to get better.

[Big Puff Daddy]

I stopped into this club because I was feeling backed up and in need of relief. I was very short on time, so I went with the first option that presented itself. Monica came by and was very lovely and flirtatious. She's a slender (5'4"?) light-skinned nubian with a beautiful face and smile. She said she only does HJ and did a good job of selling the idea. Ordinarily I would have passed for someone with a fuller menu, but I agreed for 60. I spent a couple of songs enjoying her nice little body, sucking her perfect perky A-cups and caressing her little azz and tight-feeling kitty. The HJ itself was rushed, and the machine-like manual technique was nothing to write home about. But she used her pretty face to really enhance the experience for me. She kept pretending that she was going to take my load into her mouth, and I so badly wanted to time my blast so that she would taste it. But she quickly anticipated that move and got out of the way as the next generation of Jablomis flew all over the booth. Has anyone got more mileage from her than I got?

Does Monica work nights or days? Also what days of the week usually? I keep hearing about her but have never seen her. But then again I haven't been to the clubs too much in the past few months. Seems like my type of girl looks wise from the descriptions.

[Weezon]

From Monica? Or are you talking in general?

In general.

[Softailrider]

I took a trip to Club Venus to see how things were there. There were only two dancers on duty. By the time I left, there were 4, but the extra two were even worse than the first two.

I left and went over to La Chambre. There's a pretty dancer there with a very nice ass. I think her name is Star, but everytime I'm there, she makes it a point not to say a word to me. I was there 90 minutes and despite being the only one to tip her on stage, I was still ignored. I felt like the ugliest person alive tonight. The waitress only asked me what I wanted to drink just once. No dancers spoke to me at all. Maybe I look like I'm broke. Seriously, FML. I go to these types of places to feel a little better and forget about what a fucked up life I have. Apparently they just validated how much of an unwanted person I am.

I'm not a strip club expert by any means. There are guys on here that forgot more then I'll ever know, I'm not in the same league as a lot of these boys. That being said, why don't you try this: pay for your first drink with a 100. 00 dollar bill, see what happens, I generally do not get ignored.

And cheer the fuck up, you're kind of depressing. Double up on the Prozac or something.

[RoseBudd]

We all have intentions but never be sorry for leaving with all your money. You could have left broke and unsatisfied. What you say is way more important than what you look like. You have to go after what you want. The strip club is no different than anywhere else. You'd be surprise how far talking will get you.

Well, consider this:

Venus:

$2 parking.

$6 admission.

$10 beer + $1 tip.

$5 tip before leaving.

Le Chambre:

$5 admission.

$13 long island (I didn't know the cost until she brought it to me) + $2 tip.

$4 tip for dancer on stage.

$7 for another dancer on stage on the way out.

Total: $55 lighter in the pocket. Granted I had more money left than if I had gotten dances, but that's what it is. Anyhow, you're right, but I'm still disturbed by this. I need to get into the hobby and stop with the BS at the clubs.

[HeywoodJablomi]

You should have put on a jimmy hat. I've got a BJ when only a HJ was expected.

From Monica? Or are you talking in general?

[RoseBudd]

Dress for success and smell like a rose never hurts. Even though your spending money your personal hygiene matters to those girls.

I was wearing a nice button up, dress slacks, dress shoes, and smelled of One Million cologne. There wasn't anything wrong with my appearance or smell, except the fact that I must have the ugliest mug in existence.

[Weezon]

I stopped into this club because I was feeling backed up and in need of relief. I was very short on time, so I went with the first option that presented itself. Monica came by and was very lovely and flirtatious. She's a slender (5'4"?) light-skinned nubian with a beautiful face and smile. She said she only does HJ and did a good job of selling the idea. Ordinarily I would have passed for someone with a fuller menu, but I agreed for 60. I spent a couple of songs enjoying her nice little body, sucking her perfect perky A-cups and caressing her little azz and tight-feeling kitty. The HJ itself was rushed, and the machine-like manual technique was nothing to write home about. But she used her pretty face to really enhance the experience for me. She kept pretending that she was going to take my load into her mouth, and I so badly wanted to time my blast so that she would taste it. But she quickly anticipated that move and got out of the way as the next generation of Jablomis flew all over the booth. Has anyone got more mileage from her than I got?

You should have put on a jimmy hat. I've got a BJ when only a HJ was expected.

[Weezon]

I took a trip to Club Venus to see how things were there. There were only two dancers on duty. By the time I left, there were 4, but the extra two were even worse than the first two.

I left and went over to La Chambre. There's a pretty dancer there with a very nice ass. I think her name is Star, but everytime I'm there, she makes it a point not to say a word to me. I was there 90 minutes and despite being the only one to tip her on stage, I was still ignored. I felt like the ugliest person alive tonight. The waitress only asked me what I wanted to drink just once. No dancers spoke to me at all. Maybe I look like I'm broke. Seriously, FML. I go to these types of places to feel a little better and forget about what a fucked up life I have. Apparently they just validated how much of an unwanted person I am.

We all have intentions but never be sorry for leaving with all your money. You could have left broke and unsatisfied. What you say is way more important than what you look like. You have to go after what you want. The strip club is no different than anywhere else. You'd be surprise how far talking will get you.

[Tubes]

Dude, if you gave her $.4 for a BJ, and I really hope you didn't pay per song as well, you should just move on to another girl. That's way too much.

I know better then that. No per song, just $.4. Even that was a lot but I got caught up in the moment.

[Weezon]

Saturday night I went to coliseum. I arrived around 10pm. It was bust but not crazy. Great selection of dancers! I sat at the back bar. I like to sit there because it's not so crowded, there is a decent view of the stage and it's easy to observe the talent going to the stage, VIP, dressing room and the small platform that the dancers rotate to. I guess one downside to this area is that for some reason the dancers seem to ignore me sitting at bar. Is that normal? After a while it was really getting busy and I was getting frustrated. It's not my style to grab a dancer, I like them to come to me. Of course one could jump start the process by tipping a girl on stage and asking her to come by, but I prefer some eye contact, a smile. Eventually a very cute dancer named Ali (short for Allison) came to the bar to buy a drink and I said hi, we started talking. She was drinking and feeling good. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to go have some fun. I said of course and prior to getting up I explored her concept of fum. She told me she doesn't have sex, I asked her how long she had that problem for and that broke the ice. She is about 5'4" slender, small perky chest, toned and fit, brunette. I'd guess she's late 20's. In the VIP she explained to me it was $25 per song and asked for $400 for everything but sex. Of course I told her I'm sure your worth every penny of that and more, but it's not in my budget tonight. Eventually we came to an understanding of 1. 4. She was very talented when she was focused. I think I'll try her again when she is slightly more sober. All in all a nice experience with her. I'd appreciate any additional insight into her or any other suggestions. I really like the club, is the back bar not the best place to sit?

Dude, if you gave her $.4 for a BJ, and I really hope you didn't pay per song as well, you should just move on to another girl. That's way too much.

[Billbar1]

Dress for success and smell like a rose never hurts. Even though your spending money your personal hygiene matters to those girls.

I took a trip to Club Venus to see how things were there. There were only two dancers on duty. By the time I left, there were 4, but the extra two were even worse than the first two.

I left and went over to La Chambre. There's a pretty dancer there with a very nice ass. I think her name is Star, but everytime I'm there, she makes it a point not to say a word to me. I was there 90 minutes and despite being the only one to tip her on stage, I was still ignored. I felt like the ugliest person alive tonight. The waitress only asked me what I wanted to drink just once. No dancers spoke to me at all. Maybe I look like I'm broke. Seriously, FML. I go to these types of places to feel a little better and forget about what a fucked up life I have. Apparently they just validated how much of an unwanted person I am.

[Pussylicker2]

I took a trip to Club Venus to see how things were there. There were only two dancers on duty. By the time I left, there were 4, but the extra two were even worse than the first two.

I left and went over to La Chambre. There's a pretty dancer there with a very nice ass. I think her name is Star, but everytime I'm there, she makes it a point not to say a word to me. I was there 90 minutes and despite being the only one to tip her on stage, I was still ignored. I felt like the ugliest person alive tonight. The waitress only asked me what I wanted to drink just once. No dancers spoke to me at all. Maybe I look like I'm broke. Seriously, FML. I go to these types of places to feel a little better and forget about what a fucked up life I have. Apparently they just validated how much of an unwanted person I am.

Rose, Club Venus is just way too ghetto for me. La Chambre isn't the best club. If you go to H8S, and you don't smell like you just got off work and don't look like a homeless person, I can promise you'll get plenty of attention. Perhaps more than you want. I often tell girls at H8S that I'm waiting for someone. What I mean is someone hotter than you.

[Member #5668]

Does anybody know if Lori is back to work from the car accident? I was at H8s a few weeks ago, didn't see her. Anybody know how I can get in touch with her, she will remember me. Check the Toledo general reports, had a bad day yesterday, I would prefer a provider I know.