Strip Club Reports

**Mpnewbie** · 08-02-13 08:50

It was the first time in the area and I had the pleasure of spending some of that at the Toy Chest. Went in the afternoon, probably close to 2PM. Was greeted by Judy? (I think that was her name). She talked me into a private pretty quickly. Enjoyed the time back with her as she has a nice body. Hung out for awhile and spoke to several of the other women. An emo girl who normally waitresses was dancing that day (I wish I could remember her name). It took awhile, but I finally managed to get her attention. Spent a LONG time back in private with her. I get the feeling she may be YMMV, but I had a great time. That one will be on my mind for quite some time. Was getting ready to call it a night when one of the women I was talking with offered to keep me company back at my room. We exchanged numbers and I left to refuel. Made arrangements and life was grand.

Thank you for having such a fun area, can't wait to come back again! Seniors PM me for details.

**Aguinnes** · 08-02-13 08:37

Originally Posted by Tubes [View Original Post]

Saturday night I went to coliseum. I arrived around 10pm. It was bust but not crazy. Great selection of dancers! I sat at the back bar. I like to sit there because it's not so crowded, there is a decent view of the stage and it's easy to observe the talent going to the stage, VIP, dressing room and the small platform that the dancers rotate to. I guess one downside to this area is that for some reason the dancers seem to ignore me sitting at bar. Is that normal? After a while it was really getting busy and I was getting frustrated. It's not my style to grab a dancer, I like them to come to me. Of course one could jump start the process by tipping a girl on stage and asking her to come by, but I prefer some eye contact, a smile. Eventually a very cute dancer named Ali (short for Allison) came to the bar to buy a drink and I said hi, we started talking. She was drinking and feeling good. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to go have some fun. I said of course and prior to getting up I explored her concept of fum. She told me she doesn't have sex, I asked her how long she had that problem for and that broke the ice. She is about 5'4" slender, small perky chest, toned and fit, brunette. I'd guess she's late 20's. In the VIP she explained to me it was $25 per song and asked for $400 for everything but sex. Of course I told her I'm sure your worth every penny of that and more, but it's not in my budget tonight. Eventually we came to an understanding of 1. 4. She was very talented when she was focused. I think I'll try her again when she is slightly more sober. All in all a nice experience with her. I'd appreciate any additional insight into her or any other suggestions. I really like the club, is the back bar not the best place to sit?

I've only gone to the coliseum a few times but I would say it is normal for girls to ignore you if you are sitting at the bar. I go there to see a specific dancer and she has told me she makes great tips on stage by making eye contact and smiling at the customers, because none of the other dancers do that. Your going to need to be more assertive and approach them.

**Savvy123** · 08-02-13 00:35

Went out to H8N late Monday night hoping for some good talent with the $10 dance night. I used to avoid this night since I figured the hot girls would avoid it since the dances are so cheap, but I've learned that it can be a great night as many girls work and the $10 dances are immaterial when they are negotiating flat fees for set services. Unfortunately this night didn't work out, there were about a dozen girls there but only 1 or 2 I would even except a dance from and none that I would go out of my way for. Since the 2 OK girls were busy and it was now after midnight, I grab my free pass from the bouncer and headed over to bogarts for the slim chance of something good.

As you can probably imagine bogarts was a bust too. Only 4 or 5 dancers, same number of customers. The dancers were all in the 3-5 range except this one girl I had never seen before. Lindsey. Now she was definitely in the 7-8 range, long dark hair, tight (but not quite spinner) , nice ass and perfect perky full bee or small cees. It gets interesting when she takes to the stage. Now we have all seen newbies strut their stuff, but this girl was hilarious. Not just a rookie, but uncoordinated, no rhythm, no working the crowd, pure first night routine. Now I had to meet her. Dollar stage tip and a 'come talk to me when you're done' gets her to my table. She clearly has no idea what to say so I'm taking the lead in everything. Within a few minutes I have deduced that she has a huge attitude and doesn't do any extras (comments like 'I don't do what these other girls do' and 'don't compare me to Lindsey Lohan she's a slvt' all with the nose in the air LOL). I'm getting ready to slam my beer and hit the door when the conversation reveals that it is indeed her first night, she made good money, she loves it and is going to keep working here, and she just turned 18. Well now my curiosity was piqued. I decided it was worth a couple jacksons to get my hands on this for a few minutes. So I take her up to the VIP and proceed to get 2 dances from her. Now, they are 60% air, she only sits on my lap and wiggles a bit (no grinding) , I had to tell her to take her top off, and she's very mechanical about the whole thing. On the plus side, my hands roamed freely and she was soooo smooth, tight and firm mmmm. And despite the lack of contact, I was pretty much rock hard, because as I sat there feeling and licking those super firm 18 yr old titties, all I could think of was the day. 1,3. 9 months from now, when she would be in that booth, down on her knees, bobbing away LOL. Anyway, Lindsey is generally to be avoided, and I won't be giving her any more test runs, but whenever one of you finally breaks through and gets some mileage, please send me a PM! .

**Tubes** · 08-01-13 22:49

Originally Posted by Big Puff Daddy [View Original Post]

If a dancer I like doesn't make eye contact with me when she walks by, and I want dances or extras from her I just grab her gently. Why mess around? If you want her go for it. A lot of these girls could care less how attractive or unattractive you are, they are in it for the money. For awhile I would not go out of my way to get a dancer to come over to me, I would only let them come to me like you seem to. But given some dancers never seem to circulate to the entire club, I got sick of seeing a girl I wanted all night and then going home never even having talked to her.

I never looked at it that way. That's probably some good advice! Thanks!

**Big Puff Daddy** · 08-01-13 22:06

Originally Posted by Tubes [View Original Post]

Saturday night I went to coliseum. I arrived around 10pm. It was bust but not crazy. Great selection of dancers! I sat at the back bar. I like to sit there because it's not so crowded, there is a decent view of the stage and it's easy to observe the talent going to the stage, VIP, dressing room and the small platform that the dancers rotate to. I guess one downside to this area is that for some reason the dancers seem to ignore me sitting at bar. Is that normal? After a while it was really getting busy and I was getting frustrated. It's not my style to grab a dancer, I like them to come to me. Of course one could jump start the process by tipping a girl on stage and asking her to come by, but I prefer some eye contact, a smile. Eventually a very cute dancer named Ali (short for Allison) came to the bar to buy a drink and I said hi, we started talking. She was drinking and feeling good. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to go have some fun. I said of course and prior to getting up I explored her concept of fum. She told me she doesn't have sex, I asked her how long she had that problem for and that broke the ice. She is about 5'4" slender, small perky chest, toned and fit, brunette. I'd guess she's late 20's. In the VIP she explained to me it was $25 per song and asked for $400 for everything but sex. Of course I told her I'm sure your worth every penny of that and more, but it's not in my budget tonight. Eventually we came to an understanding of 1. 4. She was very talented when she was focused. I think I'll try her again when she is slightly more sober. All in all a nice experience with her. I'd appreciate any additional insight into her or any other suggestions. I really like the club, is the back bar not the best place to sit?

If a dancer I like doesn't make eye contact with me when she walks by, and I want dances or extras from her I just grab her gently. Why mess around? If you want her go for it. A lot of these girls could care less how attractive or unattractive you are, they are in it for the money. For awhile I would not go out of my way to get a dancer to come over to me, I would only let them come to me like you seem to. But given some dancers never seem to circulate to the entire club, I got sick of seeing a girl I wanted all night and then going home never even having talked to her.

**Big Puff Daddy** · 08-01-13 22:01

Originally Posted by Deepcover [View Original Post]

Went over to the Coliseum on the day shift today to see my favorite Hispanic dancer. She was about 5 foot 4 maybe 130 pounds with a nicely baked brown skin, dimpled cheeks, a pair of C's with inverted nipples and a belly ring. On my previous trips she demonstrated excellent deep throating technique. I figured this time I would play "Hide the sausage". Its been about 3 months and I noticed she picked up about 20 pounds and the nice figure that I enjoyed previously was now a bit distorted. She seemed happy to see my and gave me a nice warm hug. I grabbed her hand and we took off for the VIP. After exchanging a few words she informed me "She wasn't doing extras any more" just dances. I thought I would let her give me a few dances and leave. However I couldn't shake the nagging disappointment so I quit after one dance. I decided to cut my loses and head for Players Club.

Went down the street to Players Club. The Club was crowded and it was only 3:00 PM. Sat by the backstage and a blond who I recognized from some other club sat next to me. I asked her if she used to dance at Bt's. She said only once in a while. She didn't like Bt's and she suggested I stay away from there. I asked why and she whispered in my ear that Bt's is "full of Heroin addicts". She then said " You probably like it for the 50 dollar unprotected BJ's but you are going to end up with Hepatitis or something. She then told stories of customers who had been burned at Bt's. Seemed like bullshyt to me. I have never heard of or been offered 50 dollar BJ's at BT's. The blond left to go on one of the stages and a brunette coming offstage comes over and starts talking dirty to me. She makes it clear that she wants me in the VIP. I agree to give her a try. She says she had to go back and clean up a bit but would be back to get me. Soon as she left a gorgeous Black spinner comes over and greets me. I ask her to go to the VIP with me (no negotiation or anything). Once in the VIP I take off me she and drop my trousers. She licks and sucks my nipples (that's a switch) and grabs the little soldier and starts pumping. She kisses my chest and neck as I rub her box. I got the feeling that this is going to be good. She then says" I only do hand jobs", instantly the little soldier turns to putty in her hands losing the rock hard stiffness that I had planned on using to penetrate this lovely maiden. I tried to mask my disappointment but it was clear that I wanted more. I let her dance one more song and left.

I usually never go for just HJ or BJ if a dancer does FS, but I have gotten BJ's for as little as $60 at BT's and this from a girl I'd consider an 8. I had heard last year about heroin issues at BT's but I asked a girl about it recently and she said they have cleaned up their act.

**Curtess** · 08-01-13 12:23

Originally Posted by Tubes [View Original Post]

Saturday night I went to coliseum. I arrived around 10pm. It was bust but not crazy. Great selection of dancers! I sat at the back bar. I like to sit there because it's not so crowded, there is a decent view of the stage and it's easy to observe the talent going to the stage, VIP, dressing room and the small platform that the dancers rotate to. I guess one downside to this area is that for some reason the dancers seem to ignore me sitting at bar. Is that normal? After a while it was really getting busy and I was getting frustrated. It's not my style to grab a dancer, I like them to come to me. Of course one could jump start the process by tipping a girl on stage and asking her to come by, but I prefer some eye contact, a smile. Eventually a very cute dancer named Ali (short for Allison) came to the bar to buy a drink and I said hi, we started talking. She was drinking and feeling good. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to go have some fun. I said of course and prior to getting up I explored her concept of fum. She told me she doesn't have sex, I asked her how long she had that problem for and that broke the ice. She is about 5'4" slender, small perky chest, toned and fit, brunette. I'd guess she's late 20's. In the VIP she explained to me it was $25 per song and asked for $400 for everything but sex. Of course I told her I'm sure your worth every penny of that and more, but it's not in my budget tonight. Eventually we came to an understanding of 1. 4. She was very talented when she was focused. I think I'll try her again when she is slightly more sober. All in all a nice experience with her. I'd appreciate any additional insight into her or any other suggestions. I really like the club, is the back bar not the best place to sit?

Listen to some PUA podcasts because it will help you understand how to present to the world a great you that everyone will want to visit. If you have an auora of frustration then why would anyone want to share in your frustration.

**Spike Man** · 08-01-13 12:08

If I have learned anything at the strip clubs, it is to make sure the dancer agrees on prices and services before going to the VIP

**Member #4934** · 08-01-13 11:28

Always Negotiate at the Table!

Sure, you can run into Bait and Switch chicks anytime, but at least you can weed out 90% of the pretenders. Thanks for the report!

Originally Posted by Deepcover [View Original Post]

Went over to the Coliseum on the day shift today to see my favorite Hispanic dancer. She was about 5 foot 4 maybe 130 pounds with a nicely baked brown skin, dimpled cheeks, a pair of C's with inverted nipples and a belly ring. On my previous trips she demonstrated excellent deep throating technique. I figured this time I would play "Hide the sausage". Its been about 3 months and I noticed she picked up about 20 pounds and the nice figure that I enjoyed previously was now a bit distorted. She seemed happy to see my and gave me a nice warm hug. I grabbed her hand and we took off for the VIP. After exchanging a few words she informed me "She wasn't doing extras any more" just dances. I thought I would let her give me a few dances and leave. However I couldn't shake the nagging disappointment so I quit after one dance. I decided to cut my loses and head for Players Club.

Went down the street to Players Club. The Club was crowded and it was only 3:00 PM. Sat by the backstage and a blond who I recognized from some other club sat next to me. I asked her if she used to dance at Bt's. She said only once in a while. She didn't like Bt's and she suggested I stay away from there. I asked why and she whispered in my ear that Bt's is "full of Heroin addicts". She then said " You probably like it for the 50 dollar unprotected BJ's but you are going to end up with Hepatitis or something. She then told stories of customers who had been burned at Bt's. Seemed like bullshyt to me. I have never heard of or been offered 50 dollar BJ's at BT's. The blond left to go on one of the stages and a brunette coming offstage comes over and starts talking dirty to me. She makes it clear that she wants me in the VIP. I agree to give her a try. She says she had to go back and clean up a bit but would be back to get me. Soon as she left a gorgeous Black spinner comes over and greets me. I ask her to go to the VIP with me (no negotiation or anything). Once in the VIP I take off me she and drop my trousers. She licks and sucks my nipples (that's a switch) and grabs the little soldier and starts pumping. She kisses my chest and neck as I rub her box. I got the feeling that this is going to be good. She then says" I only do hand jobs", instantly the little soldier turns to putty in her hands losing the rock hard stiffness that I had planned on using to penetrate this lovely maiden. I tried to mask my disappointment but it was clear that I wanted more. I let her dance one more song and left.

**Deepcover** · 07-31-13 23:03

Went over to the Coliseum on the day shift today to see my favorite Hispanic dancer. She was about 5 foot 4 maybe 130 pounds with a nicely baked brown skin, dimpled cheeks, a pair of C's with inverted nipples and a belly ring. On my previous trips she demonstrated excellent deep throating technique. I figured this time I would play "Hide the sausage". Its been about 3 months and I noticed she picked up about 20 pounds and the nice figure that I enjoyed previously was now a bit distorted. She seemed happy to see my and gave me a nice warm hug. I grabbed her hand and we took off for the VIP. After exchanging a few words she informed me "She wasn't doing extras any more" just dances. I thought I would let her give me a few dances and leave. However I couldn't shake the nagging disappointment so I quit after one dance. I decided to cut my loses and head for Players Club.

Went down the street to Players Club. The Club was crowded and it was only 3:00 PM. Sat by the backstage and a blond who I recognized from some other club sat next to me. I asked her if she used to dance at Bt's. She said only once in a while. She didn't like Bt's and she suggested I stay away from there. I asked why and she whispered in my ear that Bt's is "full of Heroin addicts". She then said " You probably like it for the 50 dollar unprotected BJ's but you are going to end up with Hepatitis or something. She then told stories of customers who had been burned at Bt's. Seemed like bullshyt to me. I have never heard of or been offered 50 dollar BJ's at BT's. The blond left to go on one of the stages and a brunette coming offstage comes over and starts talking dirty to me. She makes it clear that she wants me in the VIP. I agree to give her a try. She says she had to go back and clean up a bit but would be back to get me. Soon as she left a gorgeous Black spinner comes over and greets me. I ask her to go to the VIP with me (no negotiation or anything). Once in the VIP I take off me she and drop my trousers. She licks and sucks my nipples (that's a switch) and grabs the little soldier and starts pumping. She kisses my chest and neck as I rub her box. I got the feeling that this is going to be good. She then says" I only do hand jobs", instantly the little soldier turns to putty in her hands losing the rock hard stiffness that I had planned on using to penetrate this lovely maiden. I tried to mask my disappointment but it was clear that I wanted more. I let her dance one more song and left.

**Tubes** · 07-31-13 22:35

Stopped by for lunch around 2pm. Nice $10 rib eye steak special. Pretty good assortment of talent for a rainy Wednesday afternoon. I was with a business associate so I didn't really have a chance to partake in any real fun. Had a quick conversation with Star. Sort of mixed or latin looking brunette, slender and toned just my type with star tattoos, sort of like ribbons from both hips up her waist and ribs. Perky little chest, nice behind. Sounded like a pretty open menu. I'll be back and will report my experiences.

**RoseBudd** · 07-31-13 22:16

Originally Posted by Softailrider [View Original Post]

I'm not a strip club expert by any means. There are guys on here that forgot more then I'll ever know, I'm not in the same league as a lot of these boys. That being said, why don't you try this: pay for your first drink with a 100. 00 dollar bill, see what happens, I generally do not get ignored.

And cheer the fuck up, you're kind of depressing. Double up on the Prozac or something.

After rereading my own shit, you're right. That was some self-loathing bullshit. Sometimes I zone out and put my exact thoughts out there. It's not like I felt like that the entire night. By the time I left, I pretty much told myself,"Man, fuck these hoes." LOL. I'll keep it in mind not to type so quickly.

**DetLurker** · 07-31-13 19:20

Man! I almost got neutered at H8N. Went there last week, was bored. Not really looking for anything special just to relax. So I am sitting there and a redhead sits down, Ashley I think, maybe I am wrong, bad with names. Well, anyway, redhead mid-build early 30s. Not bad I guess for H8N. So we are talking and she is given me the H8 handshake. She wanted to give me a BJ. I like that, give. So we go back, and she sucked at the LD and the BJ. I thought she was going to bite my dick off. I am serious I had bruises for a couple of days. Which sucks. I think there should a banana test given to each girl before she can get a BJ license. She has to give it a BJ for 1 minute and not leave a mark. So beware of the redhead with big teeth.

DL

**No Butts** · 07-31-13 10:35

Originally Posted by Softailrider [View Original Post]

I'm not a strip club expert by any means. There are guys on here that forgot more then I'll ever know, I'm not in the same league as a lot of these boys. That being said, why don't you try this: pay for your first drink with a 100. 00 dollar bill, see what happens, I generally do not get ignored.

And cheer the fuck up, you're kind of depressing. Double up on the Prozac or something.

haven't been too active lately due to a work related injury and stuck out here in BFE SW Michigan but still reading the forums. I've done the same thing pay for your first drink with a 100 or 50 dollar bill, ask the bartender for 20 back in ones then leave the bartender a nice tip, leave some ones on the table or whereever you're sitting. You'll be like a magnet. Damn I have to get better.

**Big Puff Daddy** · 07-30-13 23:21

Originally Posted by HeywoodJablomi [View Original Post]

I stopped into this club because I was feeling backed up and in need of relief. I was very short on time, so I went with the first option that presented itself. Monica came by and was very lovely and flirtatious. She's a slender (5'4"?) light-skinned nubian with a beautiful face and smile. She said she only does HJ and did a good job of selling the idea. Ordinarily I would have passed for someone with a fuller menu, but I agreed for 60. I spent a couple of songs enjoying her nice little body, sucking her perfect perky A-cups and caressing her little azz and tight-feeling kitty. The HJ itself was rushed, and the machine-like manual technique was nothing to write home about. But she used her pretty face to really enhance the experience for me. She kept pretending that she was going to take my load into her mouth, and I so badly wanted to time my blast so that she would taste it. But she quickly anticipated that move and got out of the way as the next generation of Jablomis flew all over the booth. Has anyone got more mileage from her than I got?

Does Monica work nights or days? Also what days of the week usually? I keep hearing about her but have never seen her. But then again I haven't been to the clubs too much in the past few months. Seems like my type of girl looks wise from the descriptions.