Escort Reviews

[PhatDaty]

Date: 7/30/13.

Provider: Cupcake.

Phone: 513-410-0985.

Email Address: Use USAG PM System.

URL / Website:

Http://www.utrohio.escortsite.com

Area: Above the beltway.

Appointment Type: Outcall.

Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time? : Yes.

Activities: DATY, Digits / Squirting, BBBJ, CFS.

Session Length: 60.

Fee: 150.

Hair Length and Color: Beautiful dark hair that flows over her shoulders.

Age: around 29 or 30ish?

Smoking Status: Unsure? I only tasted Scope, and she is an amazing kisser, by the way.

Ethnic Background: White / Caucasian.

Physical Description: Cupcake is hands down, the sexiest and prettiest provider in our region.

Session Description: A well known and so-called "elite" provider had contacted me asking for a session, that she then dropped. She will remain nameless, but let's just say the once queen of the tristate has been dethroned. Cupcake kicks her ass in looks, skills, and professionalism, so why ever go back to a chick that thinks she is so hot she can play games and drop appointments? To be honest, I don't even know what I saw in that other gal in the first place. She couldn't launder Cupcake's G-string, let alone provide half the awesome session that Cupcake delivers every single time.

For this appointment, Cupcake came out to my place and we had a wonderful time. We spent some time chatting around the fire pit outback, sipping a drink and catching up and discussing a number of things. If you like intelligent women with a great sense of humor, look no further, Cupcake is your gal. She is sweet and clever, drop dead gorgeous, and oozes sensuality.

After a few moments, as the shadows of the flames flickered on her lovely face she winked at me, her grin devilish, and her voice husky,"I want those great hands on me."

I was not about to protest.

We stripped, spread out on the oversized cushions, and I treated her to a Grape Seed Oil massage. After all the tension faded from her body, I began to explore her body with my mouth and fingers and she began to writhe around. She reached down and handed me her new toy. I usually don't need those gimmicks, but whatever the lady wants, the lady gets in my sessions.

After a few moments she cooed a bit but started giggling."What the fuck was I thinking? Your hands and tongue are better than a toy, get rid of that thing."

I tossed the toy to the side, flipped her over in the lotus position and went to work with my mouth and fingers. She bent her legs slightly, and I rose up, tickled her g-spot a bit, licked her clitoris, and then lifted up and went into the inverted "hang-ten" position with my hand and made her squirt so hard it sprayed across the room and hit the wall.

"Oh fuck, I missed you, do it again."

I did it three more times until the futon mat we were playing on became drenched in her excitement. Then I dipped between her spread, arched legs, and buried my tongue in her wet sluice, drinking up all she had sprayed out.

Then it was my turn.

Cupcake treated me to an exquisite blow job. It started out slow and sensual, but before long it became deep and frenzied. I pulled her off before I came, needed to fuck that hot little body of hers.

She reached for a cover and sheathed my sword (well okay, in truth it is more like a thick club) and rose up and mounted me. She scooted up, down, around, and back and forth for what seemed like an eternity of bliss. I lifted my thighs slightly, helped her lean back while still ontop of me, and helped her scoot back and forth on my prong until she exploded in a wet orgasm yet again. Her knees and thighs were shaking, so I helped her to her back and then double checked the condom, and plunged into her pussy as she spread those incredible legs.

She bent her ankles all the way back behind her neck and lifted her cute little rump in the air for me to pound into, and I did with reckless abandon.

The look of lust in her eyes that grew with each thrust as I pounded into her was more than I can take, and before long we were making primal animal sounds until we came.

I removed the condom and wiped up, but before she could roll over, I moved my fingers back to her slick pussy and did one last inverted "hang ten" maneuver.

"Oh you dirty bastard. Oh, hoooollllyyy FUUUUUCKKKK!"

A geyser sprayed out of her and she playfully smacked my chest and thanked me for "giving her one for the road."

She started to go back down to me, and I quoted my favorite movie: "Baby, I am not from Havanah!"

I then murmured where the shower was, rolled over and drifted into a nap as she cleaned up. She came over and kissed me on the cheek and laughed at me."You had me over so you could go to sleep, didn't you?"

"Baby, take that as a compliment. You fucked my brains out, and I need sleep." I started to show her to the door, but stumbled and she laughed at me."Go to sleep before you hurt yourself, silly boy. You better get some rest to, because you ain't seen nothing yet. I am going to fuck your brains out when I come back over in a few days."

Repeat? : Hell yes. Maybe four or five times this week. I can't even remember the name of that goofy other provider that dropped the appointment. Who the fuck needs her when we have Cupcake?

[Member #4514]

I recently saw Silk (Silky Wetness) and was very pleased. She really aims to please, is super sweet and easy to work with, and offers an incredible BBBJ. It was easy to set up and close to downtown.

[Inasad]

Right before I got off work I decided to hit up the fine folks at EE and chose to spend some time with Melea.

Setup was easy, handled all through text pretty quickly and the address was given to me. Nice little neighborhood about 30 minutes away from where I work. I ended up being a little late because of traffic but I gave a heads up and it wasn't an issue. I'll go ahead and say it here, when you get very clear and easy to follow directions to someone's place, follow them. I decided to let my GPS take me where I needed to go and I ended up knocking on the wrong door and feeling silly. Once I followed the directions I got there with no problem.

Was greeted at the door by someone I can only assume is a friend / roommate of Melea, she was friendly and invited me in. Melea came downstairs almost as soon as I stepped in and walked me up to her room. By this point I had freaked myself out enough that I was certain this was a bust and at any moment LEO would come busting in the room, so I must have been looking / acting / sounding like a complete spaz. I consider myself lucky that she didn't tell me to get out (This is the first provider I've seen near my hometown and I guess I was a bit skittish).

Anyway, on to the good stuff:

She's nice. She didn't go for the over-the-top best friend I haven't seen in forever thing when I walked in, which is good because I don't generally care for that. We had some light back and forth and then she got down to business. This girl has an excellent little body on her, the pictures are legit. I enjoyed her tattoos as well. Very good oral skills and tasted good herself. When it came time for the CFS I was amazed at how tight this girl was. I don't know if she's got some sort of black magic going on down there or if my ex was just a size too big but holy crap it made quick work of me, which was a shame because it seemed like she was starting to get into it as well. We chatted a bit more while we were cleaning up and off I went.

Looking forward to the next time I see her where I won't have freaked myself out and can opt for a longer session. Definitely worth the money.

[Dr Kenneth W]

I joined back in May, but due to nerves I have avoided making an appointment. I had convinced myself that my first dream (when I got the nerve) would be with LSM. Gentlemen, it was the right decision. I was really nervous on arrival, but it went away almost immediately as she greeted me with a hug and kiss. The dream played out as follows:

Lots of DFK and roaming hands as we undressed. Then to the bed where I spent several minutes at DATY. LSM was nice enough to compliment me on my technique. After what seemed to be a few powerful orgasms, it was my turn.

The BBBJ was unbelievable. Pure artistry with a combination of mouth and hand as well as some deep throat. My unit appreciates direct stimulation. LSM made sure I was good and ready for penetration before she threw the cover on.

I have very little experience with condoms so I was worried whether the soldier would continue to stand at attention. I quickly realized that would not be a problem as she mounted me. She is very tight and she rode me like there was no tomorrow. I was grateful for the cover because it certainly helped delay my explosion. While I would have liked to try more positions, the cowgirl was so damn good, I threw myself into it and finished that way.

Her location is clean and quiet. She is a woman of good taste and is halfway through her apartment renovation. Setting the appointment was very easy. She is definitely not a clock watcher and she is 100% dedicated to you from the first kiss.

I dabbled in the hobby a few years ago, but those experiences pale in comparison to my visit with LSM.

Thanks LSM for reinitiating me into the hobby! For you beginners I think she is the perfect first dream.

[DavidNgrk]

My first dream was via EROS in Chicago. This was before I learned to research and some other tricks of the hobby. The EROS pic were of a Playboy-type model, claiming GFE. I forked over $$$$ for this girl. It was not the girl in the ad but she was pretty hot. She was total upsell for anything and was constantly telling me no. I ended up whacking myself as she kinda laid next to me. Totally disappointed. There a very sold girls around here for a fourth of the price.

I see these gorgeous looking GFE escorts on EROS Ohio for around $$$. Has anyone had a great experience with one of these high end girls? I used to never consider spending that kind of money, however I have had so many horrible Backpage girls for $-$.5, and even lackluster USAG girls for about the same, that I am now considering it. Does anyone have advice or wisdom to impart about going down this road?

[MagnumT]

Had another dream of Allison.

Tasty DATY.

Excellent BBBJ.

CFS to finish.

She is a delightful, perky, fun gal to be around. I highly recommend dreaming of her.

-EMPTY

[Crissee]

Thank you so much, its always a pleasure to have a visit from you! Until the next time take care.

Been seeing her lately and have nothing but good to say. Service has been getting better and better. I have seen the posts about her weight, but for the big boobies it is more than worth it and she is not that big IMHO. Great girl and a real firecracker when you get to know her.

Keep it real!

[Trogie]

I just spent another wonderful dream with the fabulous SashaBlack. She is the most beautiful, talented, sexy and personable woman that I have been with since starting in this hobby. I cannot wait to hold her in my arms again. She is my ATF, and one of the best providers that I have been with in the Cincinnati area. Have a great vacation, Honey. I will definitely be back to see you when you return.

Trogie

[CCCupcake]

When I win the lottery, I plan on eating a Cupcake every day! Saw her earlier today and all I can say is that she is a true gift to men. Fabulous attitude. No is not in her vocabulary. Asked her what it was that flipped her switch & she answered "everything" so, we tried everything. Buddah has a real keeper in cupcake & I am planning on making a girl my regular toy sometime soon & she is at the top of that list. Wonderful enthusiasm. It truly felt like my girlfriend & myself met in the middle of the day to remind ourselves why we were together in the first place. She is a confirmed bachelorette (so she says) but makes you feel like you are her man. Great sound effects & facial expressions. I'm hooked! Now all I need are the winning numbers.

Thank you! Can't wait for our next afternoon rendezvous.

CC

[BFDeal]

OK, I saw her "a few times" back in 2009 and 2010 when she was FS, and she was worth $$$.5 and $$$$ back then (with the tip I occasionally threw her way). And she was "into it" back then. Yes, I do believe she's still hot because she's still young and Asian, and most Asians get hotter with age. But the way you describe her drawbacks is how I remember her in 2011 after she changed the rules. It's funny how you write about the "only drawback." It's like renting a Rolls Royce and you're not allowed to "eat" anything while you're in the car. In fact, my Rolls Royce comparison is accurate. Because, currently, the only thing good about Miss Banks is she looks good. My advice to anyone who sees her ad on eros: Look at the other chicks on the menu because Miss Banks is the furthest thing from a GFE in Cincinnati. No kissing, no DATY and no BBBJ. With the hotties to choose from in Cincy (and yes, there are plenty just as hot as her) I'm surprised her phone still rings.

BFDeal

I have seen her a few times now. She is probably the cleanest looking and sexiest escort I've been with. She is unbelievably hot and I was looking to cross asian off my bucket list. She has been very friendly and easy to set up with. Her only drawback is the price $$$ and she doesn't seem to get that into it. But if you looking for the hottest girl around and don't mind paying a premium I would definitely recommend her. I will most likely see her again.

[Smotown]

Had been eyeing FantasyFancy for a while, finally was able to set it up. Very easy to set up and, not too far out of my way. She is as her ad states. Not a drop wasted. Will likely repeat.

[ItsTimeToEat]

Been seeing her lately and have nothing but good to say. Service has been getting better and better. I have seen the posts about her weight, but for the big boobies it is more than worth it and she is not that big IMHO. Great girl and a real firecracker when you get to know her.

Keep it real!

[SilkyWetness]

I don't post very often but I wanted to thank the lovely Silk for a wonderful afternoon. There are a few lovely ladies in Cinci most of which post on this site. Silk is one of the top ladies in my opinion. She is always very pleasant and so eager to make you feel at ease and truly wants to please you. I love the spinners and she is one of the best. I'm not sure why anyone would give her a bad review. She has so many great reviews in the past and my experience has always been Top Notch. If you are looking for a very lovely, beautiful and sexy woman then you can't go wrong with Silk.

As always I had a fantastic time as well you are a very sweet guy and a visit I look forward to each and everytime we meet.

Until next time,

Silk

[Craps7]

Here is one more.

Great pics of LSM Tyler. I wish she had been available a couple months ago when I was there. Man is she my type!

I need to get back to Cincy.

Pass the dice. New shooter cumming out.

[ZeekMeNow]

Seen RemmyLynn the other night and really enjoyed not sure if she will be my ATF but has a possibility of it. It was late at night and I picked her up and went back to my place I like doing that just makes me more comfortable. She has a good personality and good stuff to talk about not just the "norm". She gave the don'ts and dos up front, got comfy bbj datty then cfs.

Personality 9.

Bbj 6.

DATY 9.

Cfs 9.

Definitely will be repeating.