Strip Club Reports

[Tubes]

Saturday night I went to coliseum. I arrived around 10pm. It was bust but not crazy. Great selection of dancers! I sat at the back bar. I like to sit there because it's not so crowded, there is a decent view of the stage and it's easy to observe the talent going to the stage, VIP, dressing room and the small platform that the dancers rotate to. I guess one downside to this area is that for some reason the dancers seem to ignore me sitting at bar. Is that normal? After a while it was really getting busy and I was getting frustrated. It's not my style to grab a dancer, I like them to come to me. Of course one could jump start the process by tipping a girl on stage and asking her to come by, but I prefer some eye contact, a smile. Eventually a very cute dancer named Ali (short for Allison) came to the bar to buy a drink and I said hi, we started talking. She was drinking and feeling good. Eventually she asked me if I wanted to go have some fun. I said of course and prior to getting up I explored her concept of fum. She told me she doesn't have sex, I asked her how long she had that problem for and that broke the ice. She is about 5'4" slender, small perky chest, toned and fit, brunette. I'd guess she's late 20's. In the VIP she explained to me it was $25 per song and asked for $400 for everything but sex. Of course I told her I'm sure your worth every penny of that and more, but it's not in my budget tonight. Eventually we came to an understanding of 1. 4. She was very talented when she was focused. I think I'll try her again when she is slightly more sober. All in all a nice experience with her. I'd appreciate any additional insight into her or any other suggestions. I really like the club, is the back bar not the best place to sit?

[RoseBudd]

I took a trip to Club Venus to see how things were there. There were only two dancers on duty. By the time I left, there were 4, but the extra two were even worse than the first two.

I left and went over to La Chambre. There's a pretty dancer there with a very nice ass. I think her name is Star, but everytime I'm there, she makes it a point not to say a word to me. I was there 90 minutes and despite being the only one to tip her on stage, I was still ignored. I felt like the ugliest person alive tonight. The waitress only asked me what I wanted to drink just once. No dancers spoke to me at all. Maybe I look like I'm broke. Seriously, FML. I go to these types of places to feel a little better and forget about what a fucked up life I have. Apparently they just validated how much of an unwanted person I am.

[HeywoodJablomi]

I stopped into this club because I was feeling backed up and in need of relief. I was very short on time, so I went with the first option that presented itself. Monica came by and was very lovely and flirtatious. She's a slender (5'4"?) light-skinned nubian with a beautiful face and smile. She said she only does HJ and did a good job of selling the idea. Ordinarily I would have passed for someone with a fuller menu, but I agreed for 60. I spent a couple of songs enjoying her nice little body, sucking her perfect perky A-cups and caressing her little azz and tight-feeling kitty. The HJ itself was rushed, and the machine-like manual technique was nothing to write home about. But she used her pretty face to really enhance the experience for me. She kept pretending that she was going to take my load into her mouth, and I so badly wanted to time my blast so that she would taste it. But she quickly anticipated that move and got out of the way as the next generation of Jablomis flew all over the booth. Has anyone got more mileage from her than I got?

[Savvy123]

Great idea, there is no reason hot girls can't properly suck dick, all it take is practice. I have taught a few chicks how to do it right.

After realizing my professorial talents, a (now) ex once bought me a tshirt that reads 'I taught your girlfriend that thing you like' LOL look for me in the clubs, I wear it a lot!

[ExtremeHotDog]

Does anyone know if Destiny still works at bts? She's really skinny 5'6.

[Incognito1234]

What about that smoking hot stripper that gives you the deal of a lifetime? You know, the $200/$300 girl that fucks the dog shit out of you for $100 just because she hasn't made any money all day and it's the last hour of her shift (also known as Magic Hour) Do you think she will be pissed when she finds out you posted about getting the deal of a lifetime? Do you think she will be pissed when all her co-workers find out she fucks for a $100, when she's tells all the girls in the back that she doesn't do anything for under $200? Do you think she will be pissed when all her $200/$300 customer want the same deal as you? Do you think she will know it's you because you're the only guy she has given that deal to in the last few weeks? All I'm saying is if you have a ATF stripper at BT's or any Metro Detroit club, be careful what you post on a open forum, because you might burn a bridge with her.

I have to agree here. Women are catty, especially when they're in competition with other girls for money. They like to ask, sometimes straightforward and sometimes subtle "What did you do with so and so" and "How much did she charge you"? My answer is always standard: The deal I make with a girl at a club, stays between me and that girl. And it does. Because of this, I'm sure I get some nice pricing because of my discretion.

[WhiteBoy1]

Was at flight club with a bunch of guys didn't partake but many of the guys and myself were offered extras. Some girls wanted 1. 25 for BJ plus. 25 per song and some said just 1. 25 plus. 25 to go back. No way in hell I'm paying 1. 50 for BJ. That all I got for you gentleman.

[Jules Jordan]

I arrived at the bar at 9:45 there were about 15 dancers (four 8's, a lot of 7's, and a few 6's) working and the bar was packed with customers. My buddy and myself hung out for half an hour then Heather (mid 20's, white, brunette w / some reddish highlights, shorter height with a slightly curvy body, B-cup tits and a great ass, very energetic) approached us. We chatted for a while and she started to get closer to me and she started rubbing her great ass on my crotch and I was feeling her up. I was trying not to laugh when she told me that she hasn't had sex with a guy in almost two months. We arrived to the service subject and she wanted $.5 for FS and we agreed to $.3 total. In the VIP we did lots of DFK, she is a very good kisser. Next she pulled my rod out for some BBBJ and her skills were solid with some DT and licking the top. I put on a cover and did some FIV to warm her up and then we started with K9 and she was tight and vocal and I pounded her hard for 2 songs. CG was next and she rode it well for 2 songs and I finished inside of her. Afterwards, my buddy and I spoke with Porsha (early 30's, white, blonde, tight body, a hot dancer) for a long time, she was fun to chat with. We also joked around with the young blonde waitress Ashley, she's a total cutie. My buddy ended up receiving FS from Porsha for $.5 total, he said that it consisted of DFK, DATY, BBBJ, K9, and CG. It was funny how I stole Heather from my buddy and he returned the favor by stealing Porsha from me, I guess that it worked out well because we both left the bar happy. Total time at the bar was 2. 5 hours. Other costs were .06 valet, .075 for a beer with tip, .06 for a coke with tip, and .10 VIP tax.

[OnceOrTwice]

My "date" had to go to the hospital with a high fever, so I swung by Bogarts. Never been to a strip club with a full menu. As soon as I walked in Mocha was on the center stage. She gave me a real look so I sat down on the stool by the center stage and got myself a lemonade. Mocha made sure I got a good look at her pussy and immediately asked for a kiss. A gal came up and asked if I wanted to go to the VIP and all she would do is FS for $. I passed and I asked Mocha to join me after her set. She said she would after she cleaned up and had a smoke. A few sets later she came over to me and we moved to a more private spot by the wall. She was all over me and I was feeling all of her many charms. I told her I wanted to take her to the VIP and we got down to the negotiation. Got BJ and FS for $.2 and she asked if I wanted BBBJ for an extra. 2. So I went for it. We made out at the table and her next set came up. She was on the back side stage so I went over and watched her essentially give me a private table dance. I had gotten her a Jager Shooter or two which she defiinitely appreciated. As soon as her set was done she grabbed me and we went to the VIP. She immediately stripped as I sucked her big nippled small titties. She got wet right away and started the BBBJ. Nice action and soon she put on the cover and mounted me cowgirl. That gal can move that ass so fine. After two songs I blew it in the cover. Nice time for sure. She seemed to be the only stripper type dancer in the place with the typical stripper moves. Most of the other girls sort of walked around on the stage. Mocha also was upbeat and smiliing all the time. And yes there were a couple heifers, the gal with the baseball cap and some assorted gals with guts and flabby thighs. There was one gal who looked mixed and was pretty hot too. Did not get to meet her.

[Pussylicker2]

I got there just about when the game started, around 8 pm. Not too many patrons, and about 10 dancers. Only 2 of the dancers were doable, there were a couple who bordered on bbw. Bogarts used to have better talent. I've been going to H8S mostly, but not tonight. The first doable dancer got scooped up. She was kind of hot, and wore a tiger baseball cap. I was the only patron at the south stage, and the next dancer was thin, with star tatoos all over her right rib cage and a nice tan. Her boobs were a little smaller than mine. I tipped her twice, but she seemed disinterested. A tip about Bogarts: bottled water is $10 (ouch!) , but a coke is only 6. 50. The show girl came by twice, she asked me if I wanted a shot. I said no, then she asked me if I wanted to buy her one. I said no again. Then. 20 minutes later, she did it again. She was kind of hot, she wore a bikini top with a fishnet thing on top. So I spent $5 entry, $7. 50 for a coke plus tip, $12. 50 alltogether. A dance would have been $10 + $20, so I saved $30. I just had a feeling it wouldn't be good. But I did enjoy watching the tigers.

[WillyWonka082]

Had some free time this afternoon, after returning way to many pm's LOL. Went by bogarts for some lunch and to scope the talent. Kennedy was only thing under 23 and 150lbs (except old gross crack head). She's about 21-23, 110-15. Blonde. I tipped her on stage and she came over after her set. She was a nice girl, ok body with a little baby damage but real cute face. After the small talk we got to pricing. Quoted $2 for FS and. 8 for bbbjcims. I didn't negotiate and went with BJ. No cap on time limit but only ten girls working, which she pointed out. Her skills were good, didn't use hands at all, lots of dt and bls. She was called on stage and said they're going to be mad if I'm more than a song over. So I finished myself while fiv. She swallowed every drop and teased it for 20 seconds after I was done. Even though she was being called I didn't feel rushed. I would recommend.

[Costanza]

BPD,

Not completely sure when night shift starts, but I would say I was at shift change, as guess there were some night shift and some day shift girls there.

Hey Marelobo:

Thanks for the detailed reports! They are helpful to me, even though I am too financially challenged to go out much. When I can afford it, at least I have good info on who does what.

There has been some talk lately about the dancers knowing about the various websites. I think that was inevitable. In a way, it is not always bad that they know that we know. I certainly don't want to be ripped off by a scammer or underperformer. Perhaps the internet will make our shopping better in the long run?

[Electronman]

An afternoon stop at Players featured lots of attractive dancers, mostly in the 7-8 range. The club is fairly small and, like many clubs in this area, allows patrons to smoke (being a non-smoker, this is a minus in my book). The VIPs are decent size curtained areas with an overstuffed couch in each VIP. One thing I really like is that the club does not charge a fee for each visit to the VIP (as is typical of BT's for example). Thus it is easy to sample a private dance without having to pay the VIP attendant. Good selection of dancers who are willing to have fun at a reasonable price. No cover charge in the afternoon. Overall, Players is worth a visit.

I also made an evening stop by Coliseum, a larger club with a better physical layout that is conducive to circulating and talking with the dancers. Lots of dancers- probably 20 or more. Overall, talent was pretty good and on par with the talent at Players. I invited one very attractive girl next door dancer for a VIP dance- turns out she was one of the very few "non-extras" dancers in the building so it was one dance and done (although she was both attractive and fun to talk to). Eventually, I found a slender dancer for a VIP trip; she sent me home happy. By the way, like Players, the Coliseum does not charge a toll for each VIP visit but Coliseum does exact a $10 cover charge in the evening (afternoon has no cover charge). Both clubs offer attractive dancers and a decent value. They are both located on 8 mile within a mile of each other- so it is not difficult to visit both clubs in one outing (if you don't mind paying a valet parking fee at each club).

[Tubes]

Thought I'd try something different tonight so I ventured off to the Toy Chest. Typical drill $6 to Park, $10 to get in and grabbed a table next to the stage. Nice selection of talent, probably something for anyone. The music was way to loud for my taste. After about 15 minutes Emily came by to keep me company. 5'2" 130 ish, enhanced chest. Bleached blondish hair, Mexican / Latino looking. Great dancer on stage. She persuaded me to take a tour of the VIP area. $10/$20, I took the $20 location. 3 songsat$20 and a Benjamin got it all. It was ok, nothing great, sort of mechanical. Nice enough girl.

[Marelobo Mex]

Marelobo Mex, I thoroughly enjoy your detailed reviews. Was your 2nd BTs visit on night shift?

BPD,

Not completely sure when night shift starts, but I would say I was at shift change, as guess there were some night shift and some day shift girls there.