Strip Club Reports

**Electronman** · 07-27-13 05:20

An afternoon stop at Players featured lots of attractive dancers, mostly in the 7-8 range. The club is fairly small and, like many clubs in this area, allows patrons to smoke (being a non-smoker, this is a minus in my book). The VIPs are decent size curtained areas with an overstuffed couch in each VIP. One thing I really like is that the club does not charge a fee for each visit to the VIP (as is typical of BT's for example). Thus it is easy to sample a private dance without having to pay the VIP attendant. Good selection of dancers who are willing to have fun at a reasonable price. No cover charge in the afternoon. Overall, Players is worth a visit.

I also made an evening stop by Coliseum, a larger club with a better physical layout that is conducive to circulating and talking with the dancers. Lots of dancers- probably 20 or more. Overall, talent was pretty good and on par with the talent at Players. I invited one very attractive girl next door dancer for a VIP dance- turns out she was one of the very few "non-extras" dancers in the building so it was one dance and done (although she was both attractive and fun to talk to). Eventually, I found a slender dancer for a VIP trip; she sent me home happy. By the way, like Players, the Coliseum does not charge a toll for each VIP visit but Coliseum does exact a $10 cover charge in the evening (afternoon has no cover charge). Both clubs offer attractive dancers and a decent value. They are both located on 8 mile within a mile of each other- so it is not difficult to visit both clubs in one outing (if you don't mind paying a valet parking fee at each club).

**Tubes** · 07-27-13 04:57

Thought I'd try something different tonight so I ventured off to the Toy Chest. Typical drill $6 to Park, $10 to get in and grabbed a table next to the stage. Nice selection of talent, probably something for anyone. The music was way to loud for my taste. After about 15 minutes Emily came by to keep me company. 5'2" 130 ish, enhanced chest. Bleached blondish hair, Mexican / Latino looking. Great dancer on stage. She persuaded me to take a tour of the VIP area. $10/$20, I took the $20 location. 3 songsat$20 and a Benjamin got it all. It was ok, nothing great, sort of mechanical. Nice enough girl.

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-27-13 00:08

Originally Posted by Big Puff Daddy [View Original Post]

Marelobo Mex, I thoroughly enjoy your detailed reviews. Was your 2nd BTs visit on night shift?

BPD,

Not completely sure when night shift starts, but I would say I was at shift change, as guess there were some night shift and some day shift girls there.

**Asianplvr** · 07-26-13 23:05

I too enjoyed your reports! Nice work. Hope to read more.

**Sparkeyman** · 07-26-13 21:33

Just awesome. Some of the most detailed reports on the board. Look forward to many more.

**Big Puff Daddy** · 07-26-13 20:42

Marelobo Mex, I thoroughly enjoy your detailed reviews. Was your 2nd BTs visit on night shift?

**MetroCard11** · 07-26-13 15:18

Originally Posted by Marelobo Mex [View Original Post]

It is time for another imaginary trip. The Layover report is a few weeks old, as I have been too busy to post, after the Philadelphia trip my next trip was to Minneapolis. There was a strip club I passed on my way to work each day. Again I finished my work about 3:00 pm and my flight home wasn't until the next morning. I went back to the hotel, took a nap, had a light dinner, and at 7:00 pm. Had nothing to do besides sit in my room and jack off. I know this isn't going to end happily, but there I am walking in the strip club door. It is a decent sized club and I count 13 peelers working. More than half are too large for me, and when you remove the girls with big boobs, remaining there are two spinners and one slightly bigger than a spinner. This is only a topless bar, they have a VIP section with small cubicles with a curtain. Dances are. 20, and no VIP fee. I decide to try the three attractive ones. Each girl when she asks about VIP, I say can we do something special in the VIP and I get the response only dances. Debbie is the first girl, she is a short white peeler who dyes her hair blond and is the one that is not a spinner. Also she is older, she says 28 but I would guess maybe 34. During the VIP she does touch my crotch for a few moments with her ass, but I would not even call it grinding. When she asks for second dance, I say yes if I can take my dick out, and offer her. 5 tip. She says that is not allowed, so I decline the additional dance. Next girl is Karie, She is a tall blond white spinner, says she is 25 but I would guess 28. The peelers do let you lightly fondle their tits but not put them in your mouth. At the second song I offer her $ if she will show me her pussy and let me masturbate while I look at it. I think I must be crazy in Detroit you can fuck some of the peelers for that much money. She declines. Last girl is Rachel, she is a tall asian spinner and says she is 21. She looks it, I could have even guessed younger and I think she might be the one that makes tonight worthwhile as I have had Asians before be sexually open. After the first dance I ask her about the part where she touches her ass to my crotch and would she do a whole dance just doing that. She looks at me kind of disgusted and says I do not make guys cum in their pants during dances. I have had peelers grind me to orgasm in a few different strip clubs Now I know I am getting desperate as I ask if she can recommend a girl here who will do that. She say no, we don't do that kind of thing and walks out of the VIP. This leave me no choice but to go back to my hotel, lay on the bed, think about Melissa, Vanessa, SeeSee, and especially Lyla while I spank one out finishing at the moment I think about decorating Lyla's pretty face. While I certainly would have rather left the club with empty balls and lighter wallet, I will save that money for my next trip to Michigan.

I really think Minneapolis, or for that matter every city should have a SC scene like Detroit Metro. At least Detroit is best at something. Hopefully the bankruptcy drives more hot pussy into the strip clubs.

Marelobo

Fantastic work Marelobo, your reports are always very thorough and I get to live vicariously through you while reading them. Thanks again.

**DetLurker** · 07-26-13 08:02

Originally Posted by JDirt [View Original Post]

I stopped in BT's the other day and my ATF shot girl told me that the house mom knows about this site and is telling all the dancers about it. Now we all know dancer move from club to club so it's just a matter of time before it's all over metro Detroit. Be careful what you post guys, it might come back to bite you in the ass.

This can work both ways. You report a BS dancers she looses customers. If she is a quality dancer then she gets business. Only the scammers and rips offs will be pissed and I don't give a f*ch about them. Just remember you can't cross a burning bridge without getting burnt.

**Tubes** · 07-26-13 03:42

After an uneventful day driving around I end up heading west on Michigan Ave and stop at Bogarts. I repelled the shotgirls, they were rough tonight. A cute little blond that called herself Raquel sat down, she had her own drink we spoke a little and she said "I'll be right back" left her drink and vanished. A few minutes later a nice brunette named Sam came by. We talked a little. She told me she was from Flint had been a waitress at Bogarts a while back and just started dancing. She seemed like she would be fun so off we went. I'd give her an A for effort and a see+ for technique. Probably not the best Benjamin I have ever spent but it all worked out. She was about 5'7" Petite B's clearly had a baby at some point but was in nice shape. Fun & Flirty.

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:24

Originally Posted by Horny In Ohio [View Original Post]

Yes I know. It happens when you once in awhile when you don't listen to your gut feeling. I have visited a there a few times now and have like yourself found one to make me happy on those occasions. Will hopefully know better than to go against my gut the next time. BTW loved the excellent BT report you did a while back, sounds like you had a lot of fun.

HIO, Thanks, just finished another one tonight, I would like to know what you think of it.

It looks like you got one post in the middle of mine

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:22

Sorry for the long report, I know some of you don't like them. Please skip if that is the case. It is time for another imaginary trip.

This adventure begins with a reprimand from my boss. Our company policy is that you must choose the lowest airfare regardless of taking a direct flight or connecting flight. This is a stupid policy for people who live in Chicago where you can always get a direct flight. This is not my first time being reprimanded and my boss is more upset than usual. Normally if the difference is $200 or less you can ignore the policy. But I have done $300 and $400 dollar ones. I have tried making the point that when you have longer travel you incur more money in hotels, rental car, and meals, and you service less customers because 3 day trips take 4 or 5 days. On my last two trips I had a $500 dollar difference and after getting yelled at for wasting $1000 of the company's money my boss pretty much said, either follow the policy or go work for a company with a different policy. Well this is a stupid policy, but I really like my job.

So I am pricing out flights from Ohare to Philadelphia it is $460, but there is a connection through Detroit for only $380. I shoot my boss a quick email and say I got the message and I have already saved the company $80. He writes back, thanks for changing my behavior, make sure it isn't a one time thing and then I revert to my old habits.

It looks like I can't do a multi day strip club trip, but anytime I head east the layover is my new best friend.

I leave Chicago in the late morning and arrive at Detroit Metro at 2:00 p. M, by 2:30 I am walking in the door at BT's. To catch my next flight I need to leave BT's by 6:00 pm so that leaves me 3 ½ hours for fun, and try to get two pops done. I normally spend more time in the club but I will try to be fast.

Marelobo

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:21

I have never been to BTs on day shift, but it looks much like I think it would. With few peelers and few customers. First there is no cover charge which is nice and no bouncer. The DJ says take any seat, and I go to my usual table, and order a drink. As I wait for the change I look at the stage and there is tall hot looking black girl with absolutely perfect small firm A cups. I think I should go and tip her and introduce myself. She looks like fun. As I am about to get up Melissa slides into the chair next me and says hello. I check her out, and she is older, has stretch marks on her stomach, she is wearing a bikini top but I can't really see her breasts. She has nice looking face, thick curvy brown hair and luscious full lips. Outside of the stretch marks I would rate her attractive especially her face. The stretch marks reduce her looks to a 5 for me. She tells me she is 28, and I could have even guessed a few years older. She says she has 4 kids. It is soon her turn to dance, so I get my first chance to look around the room, the black girl is on her way to the VIP. There is a group of guys across the club taking up 3 tables and all the peelers are sitting with them. About ½ the girls I do not find attractive, there are a few spinners, but it seem it will be hard to pull them away from that group of guys as they are spending money, otherwise there is only a couple of other dudes like me in the club.

So my attention turns back to Melissa on stage, I notice when she stood up you couldn't really see her stretch marks. Her stomach isn't toned but she looks good and well proportioned and watching her dance I think she is attractive. I don't see the stretch marks while she is dancing and she has her top off, her breasts are nice and small. They have a normal droop and they are not deflated. She is doing poll tricks climbing to the top of the poll and spinning down, I can see she is strong and realize I am getting hard watching her dance.

After her dance she comes back over and says she is hot, will I buy her a drink. My decision is tell her to come back later and try for a hotter / younger girl, or take her for my first pop and maximize my chance of doing two pops. Normally if I had all night I think I would tell her to come back in an hour as usually the first girl to approach is not the hottest girl but since I have a flight to catch I say sure lets get you a drink. I think there is not a lot of selection, I recall reading a positive report about Melissa's BJ, and I would really like to cum twice. That means I need to get my first load out soon. She orders a beer and I am pleasantly surprised that it is only 8 dollars. About half way through the beer she mentions the VIP. I say I want a BJ, she says $.5, I say that is too much I was thinking $. She says how about $.3. I say for $.3, I want to spend time on your breasts, get some grinding, watch you masturbate and do COF. She says for all of that, she needs $.4. I agree.

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:20

In the VIP she says I can only cum on bottom half of her face. I don't like that qualifier. I sit down and she takes her top off and I start to kiss her breasts. I look at her stomach and it looks good in the standing position I am getting a good hard on from her. While her breasts are soft as opposed to firm they feel pretty good. She quickly moves to the grind from behind and this also feels good. About ½ a song later she turns around for the front grind and in this position I can see the stretch marks and start to get soft. She seems to sense something is wrong and reaches down with her hand to stroke my dick and get it back hard. I say let me see you masturbate, and she says she would rather start sucking on me. I am disappointed about the rush but I say ok and have to stop her so I can get a condom on. Her BJ is good, and since she rushed all the warm ups I am stretching the BJ out as long as I can. I am very horny but every time she gets me close I think about no masturbation show or I look down at her stretch marks and I soften up. She is working hard at it and doing a good job, I can tell she is trying to get me to cum and after a while she seems to get tired. So I tell her I am ready and take off the condom, I go to put my dick on her left cheek but she asks to put it on her right cheek. In this position my hand is blocking her face and I try for about a minute but I am going soft so I tell her we have to switch to the left cheek so I can see her face and then I let go with a huge load the first shot hits her in the face and then she turns her body so instead of blasting straight on her face it is hitting her side profile view after the forth shot she reaches up with her hand and grabs my dick and pulls it down blocking the last five squirts. It actually kind of hurt when she did that. She is stating it is a lot, which it was. She takes all my Kleenex to clean up. She asks for a tip but I tell her for a tip I will buy her a drink. She comes over later to collect the drink and she is telling me that the strip club poles actually spin. I didn't know that, then she tells me that they charge her. 25 per song she is in the VIP. I think nice try hustler, if that were true you would have lost money for our session because we were definitely back there for more than 6 songs. About half way through her drink, she picks up and moves on to the next guy.

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:20

Maybe 20 minutes pass when the black girl I first spotted on my arrival is walking my way. She sits down and introduces herself as Vanessa. I remember reading good things about her BJ skills. I would rate her a 7. She asks if I have already been to the VIP, and I say I have, but I could be open to going again. She asks if I would like to go with her. I ask her how old she is and she says 22. Then she looks worried, and asks me is that too young, I say no that is just fine. I say I would like to go to the VIP with her after she dances on stage. When she returns from her set, I tell her I would like a BJ. She says I can have anything I like, and suggest I pay $. I tell her I will pay $.2 if I can spend time on her breasts, get some grinding and watch her masturbate before the BJ. She says sounds good.

**Marelobo Mex** · 07-26-13 02:19

In the VIP her tits are perfect. Small firm, and totally suckable. About half way into the first song she goes to move on, but I tell her I need more time with those tits and I am also kissing her flat stomach. At the end of the song she moves onto grinding and she starts out grinding with her ass. This feels great. She is tall, about 5'8', and she is able to arch her back while she grinds and put her head on my shoulder and cheek against my cheek. In this position it is easy to grab her tits and squeeze them some more. At one point she pulls my right hand off her breast and places it on her panties so I can rub her pussy. Then she scoots up so my dick is touching the top of her ass and kind of bounces down on it. This hurt, so I ask her to stop and she turns around and grinds her pussy onto my dick and this is great, as her stomach is nice and flat and I am very turned on. Then she moves to floor and take her tits and rubs them on my dick. It is difficult for her to do it as her tits are so small. She asks if I like it, and I tell her I do, so she drools some spit out of her mouth and catches it between her breasts to use as lubricant, and it feels really nice. Then I ask her to masturbate, and she is pretend masturbating but it is still hot to watch and she has a really good looking pussy. Then she tells me to watch her cum, and moves her hand away and she can contract her pussy muscles which she does seven or eight times. I am 99% sure that wasn't an orgasm since the room doesn't smell like pussy, but it was still hot to watch and after Melissa choose not to masturbate, I feel much better watching Vanessa spread her legs and touch her pussy. I tell her I am ready for the BJ and she dives down. I stop her so I can get the condom on, and she says you are not going to wear a condom? I say yes I am, she asks why do you have a disease? I say no, and I think and I don't want one. Now she starts to argue and she says that she doesn't like the way condoms taste. I tell her this one is orange flavored, give it a try. So she gives it a small lick and forces a smile and says ok. Then she dives down, and she is giving a really excellent BJ, but I am not close to cumming, as I should have probably waited 20 more minutes for recovery time. She works hard at it and for a very long time. Finally I experience a very strong satisfying orgasm. I apologize for taking so long and give her 10 dollar tip.

I return to my table to finish my drink as I am in need of fluid replacement. The waitress comes over and asks if I want another, but I ask her the time and she says 5:30, and I say no thanks on the drink, and I head back to the airport and use the time to start writing up this report.