Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 07-25-13 08:12

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

I still go back to when the Show Club was closed after the mother of all stings. The Feds had agents working the door and had all copies of credit card records. I was paranoid for months after reading that in the paper. As said, you can't trace cash. I have done a cash advance / transfer of funds.

**ProsPro** · 07-24-13 23:12

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

Cash is the best way. No trail and name left behind.

**Gopher88** · 07-24-13 22:54

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

But who's to say if you got a massage or what.

**Gopher88** · 07-24-13 22:52

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

I use mind all the time. Sometimes I even get 5% Cash back Spa Services. Lots Spa's charge you between 4 and 8. Bucks to use them.

**Jadedone** · 07-24-13 22:47

I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

**GotMilf** · 07-24-13 22:07

She did kind of look like a catcher's mitt.

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.

**BluCottonCandy** · 07-24-13 11:38

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.

**CobraCrew** · 07-23-13 14:11

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

**Bebop60** · 07-23-13 13:19

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

Great recommendation, thanks.

**GotMilf** · 07-23-13 02:49

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

**E6671** · 07-23-13 00:01

I have visited Pine twice in the last week. First was on Sat July 16th. First visit there and I had CoCo. Pretty woman I would guess late 30's early40 's. Very good massage, probably the best I have had anywhere. Got the full hour but nothing more than a hand shake at the end. This past Sunday I went for my second visit and asked for Sophia based on a posting here on USASG. About the same age as CoCo and a little slimmer. The massage was more sensual in the end she delivered the goods. Her oral skills were almost PSE she was making so much noise. Total $7 with tip.

**Yesmilkman** · 07-22-13 15:17

Had a dream that I went here, must have been Deja Vu as I had dreamed of this once before.

Not sure why I had a repeat dream as the results were the same. I think that's the defination of crazy doing the same thing expecting different results.

Uninspired and mechanical, and no shower.

The bargain door fee .50 got my attention, but the "requested" was way over priced for a hand shake.

Well I probably will not return.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-30/14845819

**Jovi69** · 07-22-13 14:50

Decided to visit Pine yesterday morning. Place was very busy. I was told by the mamasain, they had one room empty but it would be a 15 min wait. I drew Bonnie. I was disappointed as she's a bit older than my liking.

She seemed nice enough, she did an excellent job of walking on my back. The hands on part of the massage was sub par, she spent a lot of time massaging the inside of my thighs. Overall, it's still the best place I've been to. Just no luck on the therapist this time.

**Enderwiggen** · 07-21-13 20:36

Big mistake. Half assed massage 0 extras, she let my hands roam but that was it, the spot is nice and secluded as hell, and I'm a pro at this, but this was ridiculous.

**Dazhiba** · 07-21-13 14:53

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

Originally Posted by Bebop60 [View Original Post]

I am about to give up on AMPs altogether. Went to Lucky Spa on Joliet Road, drew a granny named "Yoko Ono" (no shit). She was older, decent body, bad english, a little enthusiastic but the phony dirty talk was a turnoff for me. If you like them older, full menu is available at typical AMP rates. Decent HJ, she was just too old and fake for my taste.

Anybody have a cute asian masseuse they like at an AMP besides Pine Tree in WB?