Massage Parlor Reports

**Enderwiggen** · 07-26-13 15:59

Originally Posted by Chitown Clown [View Original Post]

I've been meaning to file a report about this place:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...girls/16001992

I've been there a few times over the past few months. I find the quality of the girls varies widely, but it's pretty reliable for standard AMP fare.

My last visit was a little odd. I went on a weekday evening. After the Mamasan took my money, she called up a middle aged kind of pudgy lady to take me back. Once before, I had been led back by one person but massaged by another, so I held out hope. But no, she came back and took me to the table shower.

The shower was okay, and then she took me back to the room for a meh massage. Frankly, I've had a lot better there. After the flip, I considered skipping the ending since I was neither especially relaxed nor especially excited, but of course I decided to go for it anyway. We go through the usual "massage is finished" dance," and then something unexpected happen. She said "wait" and disappeared.

Two minutes later, this tall, strikingly attractive girl comes into the room. She speaks perfect English. And without any negotiation whatsoever, she gets right down to business. It wasn't the best I've ever had, but it wasn't bad, and it was a lot better than I had been expecting at that point.

I left the customary gratuity and was on my way. I'll have to go back to see if I can get her for the whole hour next time.

I don't believe this for even a second and its actually happened to me.

**Yesmilkman** · 07-25-13 12:32

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

I would not do it. Aside from the common sense reasons others have posted about there being a paper trail, I can add one more reason.

About two years ago I stopped into a club that I had been to a few times. For some reason instead of just paying cash at the bar, I gave the bartender my CC. Note that this is a card that I had rarely used, and was the first use in a long time. When the statement arrived I found multiple charges on the card for big dollars in Canada. They bought fuel at truck stops, new tires, etc. Seemed to be professionally stolen as the use started quickly after the date of my visit. I ended up disputing the charges, and was not held liable for the cost.

But it was a pain. I could not proove anything, but I was pretty certain either the bartender or someone in management copied my card, and I still had possession of the card.

My lesson learned, don't do it.

**Magooski** · 07-25-13 08:12

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

I still go back to when the Show Club was closed after the mother of all stings. The Feds had agents working the door and had all copies of credit card records. I was paranoid for months after reading that in the paper. As said, you can't trace cash. I have done a cash advance / transfer of funds.

**ProsPro** · 07-24-13 23:12

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

Cash is the best way. No trail and name left behind.

**Gopher88** · 07-24-13 22:54

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

But who's to say if you got a massage or what.

**Gopher88** · 07-24-13 22:52

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

I use mind all the time. Sometimes I even get 5% Cash back Spa Services. Lots Spa's charge you between 4 and 8. Bucks to use them.

**Jadedone** · 07-24-13 22:47

I prefer cash personally. Doesn't have much of a paper trail. If the place gets busted you never know what our favorite uncle will search. Maybe it is paranoia, but better safe than sorry.

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

**GotMilf** · 07-24-13 22:07

She did kind of look like a catcher's mitt.

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.

**BluCottonCandy** · 07-24-13 11:38

Originally Posted by GotMilf [View Original Post]

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

If I am not mistaken, you got the "glove" girl.

**CobraCrew** · 07-23-13 14:11

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

**Bebop60** · 07-23-13 13:19

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

Great recommendation, thanks.

**GotMilf** · 07-23-13 02:49

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

**E6671** · 07-23-13 00:01

I have visited Pine twice in the last week. First was on Sat July 16th. First visit there and I had CoCo. Pretty woman I would guess late 30's early40 's. Very good massage, probably the best I have had anywhere. Got the full hour but nothing more than a hand shake at the end. This past Sunday I went for my second visit and asked for Sophia based on a posting here on USASG. About the same age as CoCo and a little slimmer. The massage was more sensual in the end she delivered the goods. Her oral skills were almost PSE she was making so much noise. Total $7 with tip.

**Yesmilkman** · 07-22-13 15:17

Had a dream that I went here, must have been Deja Vu as I had dreamed of this once before.

Not sure why I had a repeat dream as the results were the same. I think that's the defination of crazy doing the same thing expecting different results.

Uninspired and mechanical, and no shower.

The bargain door fee .50 got my attention, but the "requested" was way over priced for a hand shake.

Well I probably will not return.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ll-30/14845819

**Jovi69** · 07-22-13 14:50

Decided to visit Pine yesterday morning. Place was very busy. I was told by the mamasain, they had one room empty but it would be a 15 min wait. I drew Bonnie. I was disappointed as she's a bit older than my liking.

She seemed nice enough, she did an excellent job of walking on my back. The hands on part of the massage was sub par, she spent a lot of time massaging the inside of my thighs. Overall, it's still the best place I've been to. Just no luck on the therapist this time.