Massage Parlor Reports

[CobraCrew]

What does everyone think about using credit card to pay the house and cash for the fun stuff. I did it once in Chinatown years ago and had no issued but I generally do not. Anyone else have thoughts.

[Bebop60]

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

Great recommendation, thanks.

[GotMilf]

TOFTT. Just happened to drive past this place and decided to scope it out. All the signs were there for a typical AMP. No ads on BP or CL that I could find. Was greeted at the door by short fat 30 something with huge fun bags. I give her a generous 4 for looks. Was quoted $7 for hr w / ts. Place was clean. On the way back to the shower, I caught a glimpse of another massuese who was younger and better looking. Maybe a 6 or 7. TS was nice. Massage was ok. On the flip she had average handshake skills. Roaming was allowed. More may have been on the menu, but I was not inspired to inquire. Might repeat if I'm in the area and a different girl is available. Tip wasnt required, but I'm generous so I gave $3.

[E6671]

I have visited Pine twice in the last week. First was on Sat July 16th. First visit there and I had CoCo. Pretty woman I would guess late 30's early40 's. Very good massage, probably the best I have had anywhere. Got the full hour but nothing more than a hand shake at the end. This past Sunday I went for my second visit and asked for Sophia based on a posting here on USASG. About the same age as CoCo and a little slimmer. The massage was more sensual in the end she delivered the goods. Her oral skills were almost PSE she was making so much noise. Total $7 with tip.

[Yesmilkman]

Had a dream that I went here, must have been Deja Vu as I had dreamed of this once before.

Not sure why I had a repeat dream as the results were the same. I think that's the defination of crazy doing the same thing expecting different results.

Uninspired and mechanical, and no shower.

The bargain door fee .50 got my attention, but the "requested" was way over priced for a hand shake.

Well I probably will not return.

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[Jovi69]

Decided to visit Pine yesterday morning. Place was very busy. I was told by the mamasain, they had one room empty but it would be a 15 min wait. I drew Bonnie. I was disappointed as she's a bit older than my liking.

She seemed nice enough, she did an excellent job of walking on my back. The hands on part of the massage was sub par, she spent a lot of time massaging the inside of my thighs. Overall, it's still the best place I've been to. Just no luck on the therapist this time.

[Enderwiggen]

Big mistake. Half assed massage 0 extras, she let my hands roam but that was it, the spot is nice and secluded as hell, and I'm a pro at this, but this was ridiculous.

[Dazhiba]

If you want a beautiful and younger Asian then I suggest you try Thai Spicy Girls. The work out of nice apartments. A few are excellent massage gals with everything on

The menu that you might want and there is no guessing or game playing. The price is very reasonable as well.

Stay safe, Daz.

I am about to give up on AMPs altogether. Went to Lucky Spa on Joliet Road, drew a granny named "Yoko Ono" (no shit). She was older, decent body, bad english, a little enthusiastic but the phony dirty talk was a turnoff for me. If you like them older, full menu is available at typical AMP rates. Decent HJ, she was just too old and fake for my taste.

Anybody have a cute asian masseuse they like at an AMP besides Pine Tree in WB?

[Bebop60]

I am about to give up on AMPs altogether. Went to Lucky Spa on Joliet Road, drew a granny named "Yoko Ono" (no shit). She was older, decent body, bad english, a little enthusiastic but the phony dirty talk was a turnoff for me. If you like them older, full menu is available at typical AMP rates. Decent HJ, she was just too old and fake for my taste.

Anybody have a cute asian masseuse they like at an AMP besides Pine Tree in WB?

[Marquette]

Althought she is blonde this is not her, this provider ripped some picks from a place that used to be on the N. Side by Diversey west of Calif.

She's attractive but price doesn't include HE which puts her on the expensive side. $140 for a topless HE aint so happy considering you can get FS for that. I won't repeat plus was shorted on time to boot.

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On a personal note, I kinda dig blonde spinners with huge racks and I was bored so I ran google image on the pics. I didn't see an issue they both came back to the same ad and this poster only has one post. Just saying.

This isn't an endorsement of the advertiser, do your own work, it's just what I saw after 20 seconds of checking.

Thanks,

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[Horny Dog #2]

Had my first visit at Crystal this afternoon. Pleasant experience with Ruby, however it's not on par with what I've experienced at Pine Tree. Make no mistake, this was by no means a bad experience, just less than I've become accustomed to I guess. Lets put in this way. We have two restaurants, each with the same services and the same menu. At one the service is adequate, the other more, shall we say professional. The adequate one actually costs a bit more. Then we have the menu. Entrees are identical. Choice of entrée is delivered and tastes just as good as the other establishment, but it costs more too. All things being fairly equal, it comes down to money spent for services rendered. To the point. I'll drive the extra 15 minutes to Pine Tree and keep the two extra Andrew Jacksons in my wallet. Again, not at all a bad experience at Crystal, and frankly I'll probably return a time or two depending on time constraints, but there's a reason Pine Tree is packed day and night 7 days a week.

I guess this is why they say YMMV.

I have been to both places, and for me the total price (door fee plus extras) has been higher at Pine Tree than at Crystal. Maybe I've been a poor negotiator and paid more than necessary for extras at Pine Tree, but it has been more for me for the same level of service there than at Crystal.

[Silvio]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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She's attractive but price doesn't include HE which puts her on the expensive side. $140 for a topless HE aint so happy considering you can get FS for that. I won't repeat plus was shorted on time to boot.

[Humpfree]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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Senor citizen discount!

[Chamber]

Does anybody have any info on this AMP in Chinatown? They keep their doors locked at all times even during business hours. You ring a bell and they come unlock it. Is that customary? There are only 2 girls there at a time so that could be it?

Surprised the door was open there. They must have just been opening or coming back from lunch. No complaints from me about the place.

[CTmongerX1]

Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.

Our friend Natalie has been the mainstay of this place; great massage, great body, etc. Unfortunately, I have not been that direction for over a year. This place is extensively reviewed in other sections of the forum.

Ctm