Massage Parlor Reports

**Exec Talent** · 07-20-13 13:18

Originally Posted by FerretTwenty12 [View Original Post]

Went to visit Sunshine spa off of W Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy this morning at the recommendation of a senior member on this forum who said he had gotten FS here. It's not his fault, but I honestly feel like I just got punked! I walk in and pay the standard. 8 to a Thirtyish looking Korean lady who said her name was cookie. First, I'm all excited about my visit here and the prospect of pounding young Asian woman. Since I've only gotten a HE one other time in Jax. Anyway, I rub one out one before my visit because I'm looking to go hard for at least 15-20 mins. Wrong! Ok, she was an attractive little spinner type with nice bolt ons. Not friendly at all. Didn't want talk. No touching. She remained fully clothed and no touching. At one point she got really close to me on the flip while rubbing my chest. I look up at her and make an uncrude comment about how nice she looked. She then physically took my head and turned it away from her face and chest- WTF! Me trying to keep my composure, I think ok. She has a routine so just go with it. I'm trying to make small talk the entire time, but she pretty was ignoring me and constantly asking me to just relax. As I feel the time is def getting away from me I try to hint about wanting more by trying light touches on her leg and asked if I could touch her. No she quickly said and pulled away. I tried commenting on how attractive I thought she was- nothing. The massage was good and thorough but damn. Not even a HE! She never even touched my manhood! I am frustrated as hell. In a daze, and wondering what the hell just happened! As for me, I'm friendly, chivalrous, respectful, and in my mid fortys, athletic build, and descent looking. What did I do wrong? Any suggestions?

Any suggestions.

Most women sense and do not like desperation, even when getting paid. A friend of mine couldn't get laid if his life depended on it because he comes across as so desperate. What you describe as playful banter sounds like badgering to me. Because of it she may even have thought you were LE trying to make a bust.

**FerretTwenty12** · 07-20-13 12:22

Went to visit Sunshine spa off of W Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy this morning at the recommendation of a senior member on this forum who said he had gotten FS here. It's not his fault, but I honestly feel like I just got punked! I walk in and pay the standard. 8 to a Thirtyish looking Korean lady who said her name was cookie. First, I'm all excited about my visit here and the prospect of pounding young Asian woman. Since I've only gotten a HE one other time in Jax. Anyway, I rub one out one before my visit because I'm looking to go hard for at least 15-20 mins. Wrong! Ok, she was an attractive little spinner type with nice bolt ons. Not friendly at all. Didn't want talk. No touching. She remained fully clothed and no touching. At one point she got really close to me on the flip while rubbing my chest. I look up at her and make an uncrude comment about how nice she looked. She then physically took my head and turned it away from her face and chest- WTF! Me trying to keep my composure, I think ok. She has a routine so just go with it. I'm trying to make small talk the entire time, but she pretty was ignoring me and constantly asking me to just relax. As I feel the time is def getting away from me I try to hint about wanting more by trying light touches on her leg and asked if I could touch her. No she quickly said and pulled away. I tried commenting on how attractive I thought she was- nothing. The massage was good and thorough but damn. Not even a HE! She never even touched my manhood! I am frustrated as hell. In a daze, and wondering what the hell just happened! As for me, I'm friendly, chivalrous, respectful, and in my mid fortys, athletic build, and descent looking. What did I do wrong? Any suggestions?

Any suggestions.

**Outdoorsman** · 07-20-13 11:11

Has anyone visited Massage Oasis on Dr. Philips Blvd?

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-oasis/8010488

**Citywalk** · 07-20-13 10:22

Visited last night around 9PM, got Cindy who led me to the shower room, this was a bit different than I'm used to with the stand up shower thing. Great deep massage with all the pressure points being hit. A lot of teasing before the flip. Once I flipped free exploration was available everywhere. Good finish. 80 at the door standard tip for the menu received. Will go back if in that neighborhood again.

**MrIncredible** · 07-20-13 00:20

Originally Posted by Luxsa123 [View Original Post]

Incredible, I'm sorry your visit here was not 100% to your satisfaction & I appreciate your accurate review. Policy here is you are allowed to choose your female attendant out of those available. I always have 2-3 available at one time to allow for more options. The only time this does not hold true is if the other females are already in session. If you are NOT physically attracted to the female I would suggest you kindly decline the service or allow for another to finish their session to see if you may be physically attracted to them. Each of my employees are unique in their own way as I'm sure you can understand I must have a variety to accommodate a variety of clients preferences. I can confirm that the standard tip here does start at $50 which is something we have always been upfront about and is stated when asked while making an appointment. I am probably the one you are referring to at the desk. So if your willing to give us a shot again Ill come out of retirement just for you. Hope my reply was helpful. Stay safe!

Natasha xoxoxo.

Normally providers aren't permitted to defend in the review threads but this isn't a defense, it's basic customer service."Sorry it wasn't right, a clarification of policy in case of misunderstanding, and an offer to go to a greater length for an opportunity at making things right."

Not saying he should go, just explaining why the post was allowed.

A2

Natasha I completely understand. There was another girl there when I went however I think she was in session. Overall I liked the place and personality just not attracted to the girl and she didn't explain anything about the menu, I guess that's what frustrated me the most.

Total damage was only 90 I think for hh but can't remember just thought it was ok, maybe I would have felt comfortable with a different girl.

**Luxsa123** · 07-19-13 23:05

Incredible, I'm sorry your visit here was not 100% to your satisfaction & I appreciate your accurate review. Policy here is you are allowed to choose your female attendant out of those available. I always have 2-3 available at one time to allow for more options. The only time this does not hold true is if the other females are already in session. If you are NOT physically attracted to the female I would suggest you kindly decline the service or allow for another to finish their session to see if you may be physically attracted to them. Each of my employees are unique in their own way as I'm sure you can understand I must have a variety to accommodate a variety of clients preferences. I can confirm that the standard tip here does start at $50 which is something we have always been upfront about and is stated when asked while making an appointment. I am probably the one you are referring to at the desk. So if your willing to give us a shot again Ill come out of retirement just for you. Hope my reply was helpful. Stay safe!

Natasha xoxoxo.

Normally providers aren't permitted to defend in the review threads but this isn't a defense, it's basic customer service. "Sorry it wasn't right, a clarification of policy in case of misunderstanding, and an offer to go to a greater length for an opportunity at making things right."

Not saying he should go, just explaining why the post was allowed.

A2

Originally Posted by MrIncredible [View Original Post]

Went to Luxsa about a week ago. Only went because of all the reviews on here. But not a great experience. Had a super skinny girl with lots of tattoos but she asked for tip upfront. Said I require the minimum tip upfront and it's 50$. I would have rather seen the girl that was at the desk. She was a knockout! Anyway on to the dream. Massage was less than what I expected. And the turn over I asked what was on the menu and she said nothing besides HJ. HJ was great but would have much rather had CBJ for my he. The dream ended and unfortunately I was not so happy for the experience and cost.

Anyone know if there is more on the menu with other girls?

**Member #4882** · 07-19-13 15:57

Originally Posted by MrIncredible [View Original Post]

Went to Luxsa about a week ago. Only went because of all the reviews on here. But not a great experience. Had a super skinny girl with lots of tattoos but she asked for tip upfront. Said I require the minimum tip upfront and it's 50$. I would have rather seen the girl that was at the desk. She was a knockout! Anyway on to the dream. Massage was less than what I expected. And the turn over I asked what was on the menu and she said nothing besides HJ. HJ was great but would have much rather had CBJ for my he. The dream ended and unfortunately I was not so happy for the experience and cost.

Anyone know if there is more on the menu with other girls?

Just curious to see what the total damage was!

**Pbwardy02** · 07-19-13 15:21

Originally Posted by MrIncredible [View Original Post]

Went to Luxsa about a week ago. Only went because of all the reviews on here. But not a great experience. Had a super skinny girl with lots of tattoos but she asked for tip upfront. Said I require the minimum tip upfront and it's 50$. I would have rather seen the girl that was at the desk. She was a knockout! Anyway on to the dream. Massage was less than what I expected. And the turn over I asked what was on the menu and she said nothing besides HJ. HJ was great but would have much rather had CBJ for my he. The dream ended and unfortunately I was not so happy for the experience and cost.

Anyone know if there is more on the menu with other girls?

I had the same girl and never returned since.

**MrIncredible** · 07-19-13 06:59

Went to Luxsa about a week ago. Only went because of all the reviews on here. But not a great experience. Had a super skinny girl with lots of tattoos but she asked for tip upfront. Said I require the minimum tip upfront and it's 50$. I would have rather seen the girl that was at the desk. She was a knockout! Anyway on to the dream. Massage was less than what I expected. And the turn over I asked what was on the menu and she said nothing besides HJ. HJ was great but would have much rather had CBJ for my he. The dream ended and unfortunately I was not so happy for the experience and cost.

Anyone know if there is more on the menu with other girls?

**FerretTwenty12** · 07-16-13 20:25

Hey guys! I apologize for the mistake on my part. I asked for intel on FS AMP in Orlando, but I'll actually be is Kissimmee this weekend and would love to partake in some of the action down there! Thanks a bunch to the trusted seniors that responded promptly and positively with what appeared to be great intel! Thanks again guys!

Be safe.

Ferret from the Jacksonville forum

**Mereco** · 07-16-13 19:02

Went to Mt in Altamonte, can't remember her name but in her upper 30's.

Looks 7, massage 3, standard ending, since the massage was so bad I wasnt into it.

Roamed a little bit. The worst thing was after she drained it. She yanked and stretched it like it was a garden hose! Will not repeat!

**Sillyolman** · 07-16-13 17:35

Originally Posted by Fllooking69 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Magic and drew Candi who has positive reviews on here so thought I would give her a shot. I would give her looks a 5-6 and the massage quality was a 4 but then again I wasnt there for massage. Little to no roaming was allowed and got standard finish at end. Tipped 40 and left semi happy. I wouldn't repeat as you can hit up panda or IHOP for full service.

I would suggest that if you are not happy with the service then don't tip that much. Your tip told her you loved her and her service.

**Fllooking69** · 07-16-13 13:01

Stopped by Magic and drew Candi who has positive reviews on here so thought I would give her a shot. I would give her looks a 5-6 and the massage quality was a 4 but then again I wasnt there for massage. Little to no roaming was allowed and got standard finish at end. Tipped 40 and left semi happy. I wouldn't repeat as you can hit up panda or IHOP for full service.

**Scottluvsbbw** · 07-15-13 14:49

So I find myself with sometime on my hands this week and got to thinking about my last nap at panda. Last I heard uncle had his eye on the place? Anybody have any info on this?

Also on a side note, Jane has been Mia for me, did she move, name change, retire?

Thanks for the info and safe fishing guys.

**Sex Xes** · 07-15-13 06:33

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Any of the brothers try New Moon Massage on US27 in Clermont. Please post or pm, or I'll TOFTT soon and report.

I stopped in to see what the talent looked like. She said they give a good legitimate massage. 80 / hour.

I had seen a couple of reports that said no extras were available. I figured if the girl was cute I would take a chance. I didn't see anything that looked worthwhile so I didn't partake. Big head won one!