Massage Parlor Reports

[Humpfree]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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[Chamber]

Does anybody have any info on this AMP in Chinatown? They keep their doors locked at all times even during business hours. You ring a bell and they come unlock it. Is that customary? There are only 2 girls there at a time so that could be it?

Surprised the door was open there. They must have just been opening or coming back from lunch. No complaints from me about the place.

[CTmongerX1]

Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.

Our friend Natalie has been the mainstay of this place; great massage, great body, etc. Unfortunately, I have not been that direction for over a year. This place is extensively reviewed in other sections of the forum.

Ctm

[Hand Banana]

I visited two different girls from body rubs section on BP:

Saw Jenna down in Downers Grove last week:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ed-21/12886998

Cute girl. Very personable and talkative. She's early 20s and has a lot of youthful energy. Her massage was standard "pretend to rub till the flip", then the handshake. Not the best technique, but still walked away happy. .8 for 30 mins.

Saw Vera down in Skokie this afternoon:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-27/11592098

Her ad says 27 years old. She's got an INCREDIBLE body. Her face has some lines in it hinting her age may be underestimated by more than a few years but she wouldn't be the first to do that. Her tits are boulders stuck to her chest. I like big, saline boobies and asked her where she got them put in but she claims they're natural. (pinky to corner of the mouth) Riiiiiiiiight. Mechanical message, upon flip she initiated decent handshake, but was profoundly disinterested. Reminded me of Louis CK telling the story of his wife giving him a handjob. 1.2 for 30 mins.

Both were good at the usual pre-flip chitchat. While Jenna's handshake wasn't as good, she was far more interactive, fun and satisfying. Jenna's got some weight from her babies, while Vera's got a body that's hard as cement. Both girls were not offering upgrades on their services. If you're debating between the two of them you need to ask yourself if you desire the eye candy / hardbody or are you looking for a better all around experience. Were I to repeat with either, it'd be Jenna for me. YMMV.

HB

[NWI60]

Had my first visit at Crystal this afternoon. Pleasant experience with Ruby, however it's not on par with what I've experienced at Pine Tree. Make no mistake, this was by no means a bad experience, just less than I've become accustomed to I guess. Lets put in this way. We have two restaurants, each with the same services and the same menu. At one the service is adequate, the other more, shall we say professional. The adequate one actually costs a bit more. Then we have the menu. Entrees are identical. Choice of entrée is delivered and tastes just as good as the other establishment, but it costs more too. All things being fairly equal, it comes down to money spent for services rendered. To the point. I'll drive the extra 15 minutes to Pine Tree and keep the two extra Andrew Jacksons in my wallet. Again, not at all a bad experience at Crystal, and frankly I'll probably return a time or two depending on time constraints, but there's a reason Pine Tree is packed day and night 7 days a week.

[JrHickey]

Well, the place is called "Golden Hands", you must expect some golden girls there. Sorry, couldn't resist. Stay safe.

For whatever it is worth, I had an amazing time there a couple of years ago. Far and away the most attractive massage girl ever. I live in Chicago, so I haven't had a chance to go back.

[Magooski]

Anyone have any info on a Spa on the south side of 18th St, maybe 1. 5 to 2 blocks west of Damen? I saw the sign light Wednesday night around 10:30. I drove past on Friday morning and saw a sign written in Spanish. Just curious and wonder if any one has visited before. Thanks!

Sorry guys, it's just a beauty shop. I can't read Spanish, but looks like a place that does not support our greater cause!

[Jsheridan78]

Well, the place is called "Golden Hands", you must expect some golden girls there. Sorry, couldn't resist. Stay safe.

Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.

[ChrisAndrewsNo]

Went to Golden Hands in Schaumburg two weeks ago. Upon entering I was asked if I had an appointment which I did, however the girl that I was supposed to have gotten wasn't there. I was given a woman who looked to be no younger than 55, was pudgy, and not all that attractive. I really needed something so I went ahead anyway. After a massage that was OK but really oily (also interrupted a few times) I was told all done. I asked to see if there was extra, she said no.

On the way out I saw the other lady I would have gotten that day who came in late. She appeared to be in her 60's.

Never ever again.

[Gopher88]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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[Whiskey Priest]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

[Magooski]

Anyone have any info on a Spa on the south side of 18th St, maybe 1. 5 to 2 blocks west of Damen? I saw the sign light Wednesday night around 10:30. I drove past on Friday morning and saw a sign written in Spanish. Just curious and wonder if any one has visited before. Thanks!

[MrFinBar]

An AMP whIch was busted a few months ago in the nw burbs reopened. I went to check it out. The massage service was excellent but no hint of extras. What has been your experience; when, if ever, does HE service (perhaps more) return?

[Teabagplain]

I haven't seen her since she moved to her "Gold Coast" location, but her condo on north side got to be a problem with the doorman. Great girl, photos are legit and she provides great service.

Brain fart. The last review on another site was from a month ago, not a year ago. Anyway some of the recent reviews mentioned that she might be moving to another city soon. Something to consider if you want to see her.

[Max01]

There use to be a AMP is Oakbrook I think called Sunset. It was off of Summit and then moved off of Midwest Road near Roosevelt. They girls that worked there were CiCi, Nora and Jenny. The place has since closed. Has anyone run into CiCi or Jen at other places. It was 60 for an hour and you got a great massage with standard finish. If anyone has any info or if they have re-open please share.