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**Qjwin** · 07-10-13 18:32

Originally Posted by Coochie Eater [View Original Post]

Years ago, I took a program at the RS with a black girl. To my delight and surprise, she was lactating. Sweet, delicious milk dripped from those dark nipples as I ate her pussy to orgasm. I loved the sight of the whiteness of her baby's breakfast as it flowed down her chest and belly to pool up in her navel. I drank deeply from those black fountains. On my next visit I was depressed to find she'd quit the RS, but lo and behold, she surfaced at the Geisha! Her tits were round and firm, not from being engorged, but from being enhanced. She'd had a boob job because her tits got saggy after breastfeeding. They looked nice, but they weren't the same. I chewed on them anyway, because, well, because that's what I do. Not long after that she left the Geisha house and the business. I was sad.

But I was shopping at Copp's on the south side one day, and there she was in the produce section. I was genuinely glad to see her, and I approached her with a smile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm surprised she didn't shout "RAPE" or something. I mean, Jesus, it's not like I yelled "WH0RE" at the top of my lungs. I tried to be as discreet as I could be, saying "Hey, how ya doing? I haven't seen you for a while." I mean, she coulda been my kid's second grade teacher for all anyone knew.

So running into a provider while shopping isn't a social treat. It's more like a social disease. So now when I see a girl out, I let them come up to me. Most often they don't.

Oh well, we all have secrets.

Coochie Eater.

God Bless You All.

Interesting story, and it destroys the stereotype of the hobbyist who's the one who gives the cold shoulder to the provider in public. I always knew this was a bit of fiction. It's generally the providers who want nothing to do with hobbyists in public. They have no problem sucking up all that cash but see them in public and they shun you like a leper riddled with scabies.

**Coochie Eater** · 07-09-13 01:36

Years ago, I took a program at the RS with a black girl. To my delight and surprise, she was lactating. Sweet, delicious milk dripped from those dark nipples as I ate her pussy to orgasm. I loved the sight of the whiteness of her baby's breakfast as it flowed down her chest and belly to pool up in her navel. I drank deeply from those black fountains. On my next visit I was depressed to find she'd quit the RS, but lo and behold, she surfaced at the Geisha! Her tits were round and firm, not from being engorged, but from being enhanced. She'd had a boob job because her tits got saggy after breastfeeding. They looked nice, but they weren't the same. I chewed on them anyway, because, well, because that's what I do. Not long after that she left the Geisha house and the business. I was sad.

But I was shopping at Copp's on the south side one day, and there she was in the produce section. I was genuinely glad to see her, and I approached her with a smile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm surprised she didn't shout "RAPE" or something. I mean, Jesus, it's not like I yelled "WH0RE" at the top of my lungs. I tried to be as discreet as I could be, saying "Hey, how ya doing? I haven't seen you for a while." I mean, she coulda been my kid's second grade teacher for all anyone knew.

So running into a provider while shopping isn't a social treat. It's more like a social disease. So now when I see a girl out, I let them come up to me. Most often they don't.

Oh well, we all have secrets.

Coochie Eater

God Bless You All.

**Stoker999** · 07-06-13 07:22

Originally Posted by Tencan [View Original Post]

Hi,

Anyone seen Layla in Sun Prairie lately? She has not returned my emails ans phone calls for a while and I am wondering what happened as she always gets back to me.

I did happen to see Layla of Sun Prairie at a retail establishment just a couple of weeks ago, must have been her son with her. Don't know anymore than that. No Coochie, I am not saying "where" and I don't know what she was shopping for, sorry, just our secret. She clearly had not made herself up to go out!

**SashaDog** · 07-06-13 02:43

Originally Posted by Coochie Eater [View Original Post]

You've seen her shopping? And you didn't tell us where? You ba$t@rd! I mean really. What store? What was she buying? Did you get any other info? Groceries? Clothing? Sundries? Let us know the details!

Coochie Eater.

God bless you all.

I will beat Permanent Wood to the punch and note that that is Onna, who comes up here periodically. She is looking pretty good, though I did once see Alexxxa in an Aldi, but that's another story.

**Coochie Eater** · 07-05-13 15:02

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

I know nothing about her service, but I've seen her shopping, so I know her pics are real, and she is hot.

You've seen her shopping? And you didn't tell us where? You ba$t@rd! I mean really. What store? What was she buying? Did you get any other info? Groceries? Clothing? Sundries? Let us know the details!

Coochie Eater.

God bless you all.

**Tencan** · 07-05-13 12:44

Hi,

Anyone seen Layla in Sun Prairie lately? She has not returned my emails ans phone calls for a while and I am wondering what happened as she always gets back to me.

**Forest55** · 06-30-13 21:04

Gentlemen, I am visiting from Ohio and am interested in spending time with a mature recommended lady 40+ who provides honest, drama free dependable service. GFE desired. Since this forum is my only dependable reference, and the attractive ones from BP appear, like Ohio to have mixed or bad reviews, can one of you PM me with a recommendation? Downtown area preferred & Incall.

Thanks! Favors returned if you visit Ohio!

Forest

**Too Nice** · 06-11-13 22:31

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

Why don't we start reporting these ads as"wrong category"? That is what I do, but one report isn't going to help.

I agree, report the men and trannys if they are listed incorrectly.

**TrueHater7** · 06-09-13 12:46

Originally Posted by Qjwin [View Original Post]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

She posts in both sections escort and massage. I understand the frustration.

The prices do change between the 2 ads as well. So if you payed the escort price and didn't get FS than there is an issue.

**Andy54** · 06-08-13 23:53

Originally Posted by Qjwin [View Original Post]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

Why don't we start reporting these ads as"wrong category"? That is what I do, but one report isn't going to help. When an escort posts fake pictures, advertises in the wrong category, or is a plain ole fake, report it, and then report it here, and more of us can report it. It might not change anything, but it can't hurt either, and it might make life a little harder for the bitches that are messing with us.

**Too Nice** · 06-08-13 22:55

Originally Posted by Qjwin [View Original Post]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

I know nothing about her service, but I've seen her shopping, so I know her pics are real, and she is hot.

**Qjwin** · 06-08-13 16:50

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

**Howard5354** · 06-06-13 21:13

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

Did you Google the number?

No number, it was sent from the pinger site.

Pinger_1545403262. Jpeg

**Andy54** · 06-06-13 20:09

Originally Posted by Member #4201 [View Original Post]

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.

Attachment 253127

Did you Google the number?

**Howard5354** · 06-06-13 18:19

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.