Escort Reviews

[Sgwaboe]

Had a couple encounters with Lilbit, the second just to make sure my lack of response wasn't just fromm her crummy little incall. She's super cute and interesting to talk with, but when the action starts, well let's just say underwhelming and disappoinnting. Also have to agree that the 3 you mentioned, yes they do have it. And from experience, can add Rhonda, Remmylynn, Summer, Silky, Indulgence, Fantasy Fancy, Candace, Sarah, Madelynn and for massages, the lovely Christina to that list. I know I've missed some, brain farting, but you get the idea from that list if you've been with them. As always, YMMV, and everyone has an off day, but these women are consistently on their game. And they're good at it!

A very close friend of mine asked me to share this with 'the community'. He wishes you all to know that this is a description of his own encounter. So take it with a grain of salt.

You don't have to read USASG too long to realize that we all have our particular and peculiar flashpoints of attraction. I read reviews of certain providers for whom I seem to have little to no attraction. Some of you do, however, and that is a good thing. A glorious thing. I have a penchant for spinner types. Don't know why. I just do. So, I was struck by the ad placed by LilbitCov who has been touted (and she now touts herself) as 'the spinnerest'.

So, I took the plunge, texted her for details, followed up with a phone call, made an appointment. As I drove to Covington to meet her, my thoughts turned toward what I had read in her reviews, her ads, and the pics she had posted. I met her at the appointed spot and was pleasantly surprised at her appearance. She IS the spinnerest. I know some of you have pointed out that she is 'too thin'. Others have expressed concerns about 'track marks' and possible drug use. Let me say that those concerns were not apparent to me. I was pleasantly surprised. Everything is there; nice compact tits, tight little body, pretty face, some ink, but all-in-all a very acceptable Tight Little Unit.

So, we are off to a great start. Even her pre-event conversation had substance. She was curious about what I liked. She advertises GFE / She said she wanted it to be a great experience for me. I responded that I truly enjoyed a full GFE experience, a responsive partner who especially enjoys some good DATY. At this point, I felt like I was 'in tall cotton'. As she slipped out of her clothes, I was struck by how perfect she was physically.

Here is where the deal began to fall apart, however. I'm not sure that Lilbit fully understands what GFE means. For me, GFE means that a provider has the talent to take your mind off the fact that there is commerce involved. Lilbit either doesn't like to kiss or she just didn't like to kiss me. She tolerated a little kissing but certainly no DFK or FK at all. STRIKE ONE! No enthusiasm at all. No passion. So, I moved down to those beautiful little tits. She actually pushed my head away from her nipples when I attempted to nibble them. 'Don't you like them sucked? ' I asked. 'Not really, ' she responded. STRIKE TWO! So, I moved downward to DATY. Sweet little pussy. Tiny as a mousey's ear. Her response was negligible, however. IF she enjoyed it, she did so in a very subdued way. She just sort of 'allowed' it. With most providers, even marginally responsive providers, I am ready for the 'main event' by this time. Lilbit sort of had her own agenda, however. Next on her agenda was a BBBJ which was more than adequate but certainly not enthusiastic. STRIKE THREE!

Admittedly, I am an old dude. : gone are the days when I could stiffen for any available, open slit. For me, there has to be some element of playfulness, acceptance, enthusiasm if not for me then at least for the activity. With Lilbit, nothing happened. NOTHING. This patient could not be saved. There was no magic. No passion. No playful interaction. As an old friend used to say, 'Every woman is born with a million-dollar business between her legs'. What went wrong here had nothing to do with what was between her legs; it was what WASN'T between her ears.

Thank goodness I have experienced some good providers. The great providers have it. They have an innate sense of what a man likes and needs and what they have to offer. Petra has it. Callie has it. SexyLilMe has it. At least they had me figured out from the get-go. Many of you have reviewed other providers who 'have it'. It is a gift. The gifted ones simply know how to make it an experience. I am never sure whether they actually enjoy it as much as I do but I am grateful nonetheless when these providers give the impression. It is a gift. Whether you like Buddha or hate him, one thing he consistently manages to do is find 'gifted' ones.

So often, I read the snarky, little debates between members of our little community. If there is one thing I think we can all agree upon, however, is that we appreciate the 'gifted' ones. The talented ones. One of the great contributions of USASG is its ability to identify and recommend the rare providers. Thanks, USASG. Thank you fellow mongers! LilbitCov may be perfect for some of you. Everything is there EXCEPT the gift. At least that was my experience. I am perfectly willing to concede that she just didn't like me very much. I am also secure enough to have appreciated if that was the way she felt, she might have said it straight out so I could have saved my donation less a little amount for her time and trouble. I am certainly not trying to bring down an unholy shitrain of criticism from those who disagree with me. I appreciate you even when I disagree with you.

As always, YMMV.

[Tcoupe]

Had another great time with lilsexyme69 on 4th, a real blast.

[Chillfip]

A very close friend of mine asked me to share this with 'the community'. He wishes you all to know that this is a description of his own encounter. So take it with a grain of salt.

You don't have to read USASG too long to realize that we all have our particular and peculiar flashpoints of attraction. I read reviews of certain providers for whom I seem to have little to no attraction. Some of you do, however, and that is a good thing. A glorious thing. I have a penchant for spinner types. Don't know why. I just do. So, I was struck by the ad placed by LilbitCov who has been touted (and she now touts herself) as 'the spinnerest'.

So, I took the plunge, texted her for details, followed up with a phone call, made an appointment. As I drove to Covington to meet her, my thoughts turned toward what I had read in her reviews, her ads, and the pics she had posted. I met her at the appointed spot and was pleasantly surprised at her appearance. She IS the spinnerest. I know some of you have pointed out that she is 'too thin'. Others have expressed concerns about 'track marks' and possible drug use. Let me say that those concerns were not apparent to me. I was pleasantly surprised. Everything is there; nice compact tits, tight little body, pretty face, some ink, but all-in-all a very acceptable Tight Little Unit.

So, we are off to a great start. Even her pre-event conversation had substance. She was curious about what I liked. She advertises GFE / She said she wanted it to be a great experience for me. I responded that I truly enjoyed a full GFE experience, a responsive partner who especially enjoys some good DATY. At this point, I felt like I was 'in tall cotton'. As she slipped out of her clothes, I was struck by how perfect she was physically.

Here is where the deal began to fall apart, however. I'm not sure that Lilbit fully understands what GFE means. For me, GFE means that a provider has the talent to take your mind off the fact that there is commerce involved. Lilbit either doesn't like to kiss or she just didn't like to kiss me. She tolerated a little kissing but certainly no DFK or FK at all. STRIKE ONE! No enthusiasm at all. No passion. So, I moved down to those beautiful little tits. She actually pushed my head away from her nipples when I attempted to nibble them. 'Don't you like them sucked? ' I asked. 'Not really, ' she responded. STRIKE TWO! So, I moved downward to DATY. Sweet little pussy. Tiny as a mousey's ear. Her response was negligible, however. IF she enjoyed it, she did so in a very subdued way. She just sort of 'allowed' it. With most providers, even marginally responsive providers, I am ready for the 'main event' by this time. Lilbit sort of had her own agenda, however. Next on her agenda was a BBBJ which was more than adequate but certainly not enthusiastic. STRIKE THREE!

Admittedly, I am an old dude. : gone are the days when I could stiffen for any available, open slit. For me, there has to be some element of playfulness, acceptance, enthusiasm if not for me then at least for the activity. With Lilbit, nothing happened. NOTHING. This patient could not be saved. There was no magic. No passion. No playful interaction. As an old friend used to say, 'Every woman is born with a million-dollar business between her legs'. What went wrong here had nothing to do with what was between her legs; it was what WASN'T between her ears.

Thank goodness I have experienced some good providers. The great providers have it. They have an innate sense of what a man likes and needs and what they have to offer. Petra has it. Callie has it. SexyLilMe has it. At least they had me figured out from the get-go. Many of you have reviewed other providers who 'have it'. It is a gift. The gifted ones simply know how to make it an experience. I am never sure whether they actually enjoy it as much as I do but I am grateful nonetheless when these providers give the impression. It is a gift. Whether you like Buddha or hate him, one thing he consistently manages to do is find 'gifted' ones.

So often, I read the snarky, little debates between members of our little community. If there is one thing I think we can all agree upon, however, is that we appreciate the 'gifted' ones. The talented ones. One of the great contributions of USASG is its ability to identify and recommend the rare providers. Thanks, USASG. Thank you fellow mongers! LilbitCov may be perfect for some of you. Everything is there EXCEPT the gift. At least that was my experience. I am perfectly willing to concede that she just didn't like me very much. I am also secure enough to have appreciated if that was the way she felt, she might have said it straight out so I could have saved my donation less a little amount for her time and trouble. I am certainly not trying to bring down an unholy shitrain of criticism from those who disagree with me. I appreciate you even when I disagree with you.

As always, YMMV.

[Gansett]

Aside from the fact that most perfumes worn by women in general smell awful, it's a dead giveaway after the session! The Mongernator

I won't say that all perfumes smell awful but will say some over do it. Especially with the $4. 95 a gallon stuff from Wally World. And yes it's a dead giveaway along with the body glitter.

For me it's a woman fresh out of the shower with a gentle fragance from her hair shampoo and the rest of her smelling "Zest" fully clean, KWIM?

[Lorenzian13]

I met this gal through an Indypendent website early last week. She texted me some pictures and quoted 80hhr for just about everything. Set up was easy 2 call system in a rundown Middletown apartment. Convenience for me to play during the day dictates who I see and when, so its all about location location location. Brooklyn said she used to (maybe still does) dance at a club nearby. Very skinny spinner, her gals aren't even As, but she's got a pretty face and the time was well spent. She offered a duo with her girl, but the girl in the pic she texted me had a huge track. That alone makes me leery about repeating. PM for additional details.

[Elfram03]

Aside from the fact that most perfumes worn by women in general smell awful, it's a dead giveaway after the session! If you're in a relationship (as many of us are) , a perfume-laden provider will require you not only take a thorough shower (which I do anyway) , but you will likely have to replace your clothes! So a hint to providers: keep the perfume as an option!

As for glitter: now you have a visual cue for you to get busted.

The Mongernator

Not paying attention to the little things gets a lot of guys busted. Nothing like claiming you have no clue how that glitter got on your underwear.

[John Cleland]

Aside from the fact that most perfumes worn by women in general smell awful, it's a dead giveaway after the session! If you're in a relationship (as many of us are), a perfume-laden provider will require you not only take a thorough shower (which I do anyway), but you will likely have to replace your clothes! So a hint to providers: keep the perfume as an option!

As for glitter: now you have a visual cue for you to get busted.

The Mongernator

I LOVE perfume! It gets me going-everytime.

[TheZone]

Its been awhile since I posted a review but after seeing this girl I had to spread the word on Sassy Silk. She is one fun girl with a very nice menu, she is a great GFE with a great body. This girl was born with special talent that will leave you totally drain. I will be seeing her again. She loves what she does and it shows.

[Jelloboy]

I have seen Summer a couple of times and pulled the trigger on the Summer / Sandy duo a few months ago. I believe they are working out of a different incall location now though. Summer quite possibly gives the best BBBJCIM around. Very accommodating gal and will work hard to make you happy. Sandy didn't seem quite as into the session, but then again I had never seen her before. I wouldn't consider Sandy GFE either, but she does get the job done. Both ladies skew toward the BBW range, but that doesn't mean they don't get the job done!

[Jelloboy]

Had the chance to meet with Silk for the second time. Her new incall location is easy and she does like to screen thoroughly. She is a very sweet girl who can carry on a conversation and make your eyes roll into the back of your head. Definitely worth a visit!

[Bjorn61]

Had a fine session with Remmylynn yesterday but I put the review in the discussion category. My bad! Please go to that section for the actual review.

[Forest55]

Attitude, passion, nice personality! You always have a great experience!

Celebrating my birthday I decided to treat myself to a morning and evening dream. Couldn't have been more different.

In the morning I dreamed of Janet420. A mature spinner she was a pleasure to deal with from the start and every pm was cheery and encouraging. She greeted me at the door in a silky short blue outfit that highlighted her slim sexy legs. After a few minutes of chatting on the couch we moved to more appropriate settings where she displayed a natural ability to comfort and arouse. Enjoyed DFK and had a wonderful time DATY and it was clear she enjoyed the trip herself multiple times. Nothing at all fake about this beauty. Tasty lips, breasts and an engaging personality. She was a delightful treat all the way around and even followed up to thank me.

In contrast, the evening I made a decision to see Silk. From the start it was more difficult to connect but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for her own safety. When I arrived I text her and she asked for another ten minutes. No problem as I was assuming she was making herself beautiful. Not at all. Was greeted at the door, not looking at all like her posted pics or others have described but it casual clothes appearing pretty worn out. She immediately let me know that she had to cut the scheduled 60 to 30 and I'll bet it didn't go 15. No DFK, every part of her body was too sensitive and I think I wanted it over as fast as she did. She said she was concerned about her kids, but compared to what others have posted it was quite a disappointment. Even though I poped in the evening and none in the morning due to my over zealous trip at the Y, the morning was far more enjoyable. I learned my lesson. Stop at one!

[Member #4449]

Had an amazing dream with Rachel tonight. More dreams will follow I'm sure of it.

[Bleep187]

Well I finally took the plunge into the monger world and it was with rachel24 today at 7 and let me tell you I was not disappointed all the previous reviews were true this girl is an absolute sweetheart with a cute face and curves in all the right places. The neighborhood might be a little sketchy for some but doesn't bother me any the street she is on isn't bad at all and her apartment is nice. I'm not going to go into to many details but this girl gives one hell of a BBBJCIM it as good and sloppy as advertised. I definatley will be repeating.

[Cincyeast52]

Provider Name: Sassy Silky.

Cleanliness of girl: Clean, she was wearing perfume.

Overall cons: perfume. Could not believe a provider in my dream had perfume on.

I LOVE perfume! It gets me going-everytime.