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**Exp69** · 07-07-13 09:34

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I post more of my homework every three days than you've ever posted.

As I pointed out, the only Jordan advertising on the board the day of your report was using pictures that blow up on Google as stolen porn pix used by a dozen escorts around the country.

I posted a polite suggestion to improve your reports, and you felt compelled to respond with a nasty response suggesting that I didn't thoroughly check your research, and find it lacking. At this point, the logical conclusion is to call buillshit on all of your reports. Anyone can boost his post count by saying "I saw Jenny and she was awesome. Search Jenny on Backpage."

Somebody telling BB to do their homework is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Tears were literally coming from my eyes! Ok, it was only two tears, but I still haven't laughed so hard in forever! SxNine, please post more jokes! I like to laugh!

Exp

**Marlo** · 07-06-13 02:23

Ok,

I hate going to this hole in the wall motel off JDHwy, as I have only been there 3x before and every one was a bust! Not sure what made me go back today but I am GLAD as hell I did! Not sure what her name is as her english was bad and broken. I got here, she asked me to wait, I sat for a minute then drove off. Just as I got to the street to head out of the parking lot, she called back and told me her room. I get to the room but I was ready to walk away if she was a bridge troll. WOW! Was she anything BUT! A Sexy, slim Dominican stood on the other side of the door and I was SO VERY Glad I stayed! Motel is a DUMP in every sense of the word but she is a diamond in the rough!

She gave a nice CBJ and we did miss / K9. Damage was. 8.

Face=10.

Body=9.

Go see her! She claims she is only here until next Friday. My Spanish is horrible so I could be mistaken! I will be back tomorrow!

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...-va-23/7036539

**Bunker Buster** · 07-06-13 00:02

Finally got a first-hand view, and she's over 4 months along. Her tits are swollen bigger than ever.

Excellent ACG, and impressive clamping ability in mish; combined with added heat from pregnancy, I barely lasted 5 minutes. Anyone else notice that pregnant girls seem hotter inside?

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...st-22/10097690

ButtersStoch found a porn clip of her last year. Here's more.

http://beeg.com/3375871

http://beeg.com/6325786

http://www.tube8.com/amateur/big-tit...onika/1772491/

**MrLombardo1** · 07-05-13 06:46

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

Pix blow up on Google Image with over 100 hits.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ty-23/11703405

443-889-9643.

Phone number also hits for Nina.

http://bodyrublist.com/443-889-9643/

Thats just about what I expect going into a visit from a BP ad.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-04-13 08:14

Pix blow up on Google Image with over 100 hits.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ty-23/11703405

443-XXX-9643.

Phone number also hits for Nina.

http://bodyrublist.com/443-889-9643/

**Bunker Buster** · 07-04-13 08:00

Originally Posted by SxNine [View Original Post]

If you did the suggested search, you would find only one Jordan currently advertising on the NOVA board for incall and who is 5'7" and a repeat visitor to NOVA. All the information is there. You just have to read.

I post more of my homework every three days than you've ever posted.

As I pointed out, the only Jordan advertising on the board the day of your report was using pictures that blow up on Google as stolen porn pix used by a dozen escorts around the country.

I posted a polite suggestion to improve your reports, and you felt compelled to respond with a nasty response suggesting that I didn't thoroughly check your research, and find it lacking. At this point, the logical conclusion is to call buillshit on all of your reports. Anyone can boost his post count by saying "I saw Jenny and she was awesome. Search Jenny on Backpage."

**ldonshoots** · 07-04-13 03:42

I've seen those pics being used for about 4 years now with 10 different numbers and always for $180. I had called the number and set up an appointment maybe 2 years ago and got a call back at the time saying she wasn't available. Usually those chics for $180 are snatch and dash. If you just want to talk. Then give them a ring and they will listen to you talk for 30 / or however long you pay.

Originally Posted by Cnorse27 [View Original Post]

I've been wanting to see Nina for a while. I'm not sure if this has already been talked about (did a quick forum search) but it seems like somebody was very unhappy. I've only read positive things about her previously.

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyR...ss-32/14321515

**JmSuttr** · 07-03-13 18:40

[QUOTE=SxNine; 1806481]

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

You marred an otherwise excellent report by not telling us which Jordan you saw. There are often two Jordans on BP, and the only current Jordan on BP is this one, who's using stolen pictures.

If you did the suggested search, you would find only one Jordan currently advertising on the NOVA board for incall and who is 5'7" and a repeat visitor to NOVA. All the information is there. You just have to read.

BB was right to point out your report was incomplete. Leaving out an accurate way of identifying the provider you're talking about is a common, but eminently correctable, mistake. Consider that, as soon as Jordan takes down her BP ad, your report becomes absolutely worthless. And some of these providers take down their ads pretty quickly when they move to a new location.

A better way is to try to include some kind of identifier (website link, last 4 of the phone number, etc.) to help take the ambiguity out of the process. BTW, it's a cheap shot to accuse someone else of not doing their homework when it's your report that's incomplete. And that's also not a great way to earn credibility points.

**SxNine** · 07-03-13 12:34

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1806097]You marred an otherwise excellent report by not telling us which Jordan you saw. There are often two Jordans on BP, and the only current Jordan on BP is this one, who's using stolen pictures.

If you did the suggested search, you would find only one Jordan currently advertising on the NOVA board for incall and who is 5'7" and a repeat visitor to NOVA. All the information is there. You just have to read.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-02-13 23:37

Originally Posted by SxNine [View Original Post]

New current favorite Jordan is a current BP advertiser and frequent return visitor to the area. Search BP for Jordan.

You marred an otherwise excellent report by not telling us which Jordan you saw. There are often two Jordans on BP, and the only current Jordan on BP is this one, who's using stolen pictures.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/l-k-21/11617827

This is the 4th or 5th review you've posted about girls with common names (Alexis; Sasha) or with cryptic ones (Lanham Latino; Mature 41) without giving links or phone numbers, so your reviews aren't helping anyone make a connection.

**SxNine** · 07-02-13 17:18

New current favorite Jordan is a current BP advertiser and frequent return visitor to the area. Search BP for Jordan. She is 5'7", now a blonde, very pretty, thin, natural C's, several tats, and with a very pleasant personality. She uses the standard two call system and light screening. Inside the door, a kiss on the cheek and standard LE check and down to business. Everything requested was on the menu, nursing, CBJ. 69, mish and cg finish with those big natural C's rubbing all over. Friendly chat and wash up ensued. During chat, she went to the bath, ran a couple inches of warm water, sat in it and washed the important parts with soap, dried and dressed. That was new. A repeat visit is for certain; she is one of the best and a current favorite. Be nice so that she returns often.

**TokyoTony** · 07-02-13 00:21

Originally Posted by The Nub [View Original Post]

I took a nap and had a dream that I met Heidi:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ed-22/11262383

This is what happened in my dream:

Overall performance: 5/10.

She tried to deliver the service but she is just not skilled. I guess I would recommend her to those who fantasize about busting a nut with a young girl with a gorgeous face, and don't really care much about her performance. Total damage: $.4 / hh. It wasn't a total waste, but I will not repeat. I think I'll just stick to body rubs like I normally do, since junior won't cooperate due to the cover, and most often than not I have to ask for a HJ, unless it's a really skilled provider who knows what buttons to press to keep me motivated.

That's the end of my dream. But as always YMMV.

I had a similar dream so not quite sure what those folks over on the other board were inhaling. Body was more athletic, saggy than "slender". Defn not the spinner in the pics. Typical BP bs, hard to get ahold of, makes you wait, etc. I will say that she is pretty laid back and is easy to talk too. CBJ wasn't too bad, and the dirty talk wasn't too corny either so may be your cup of tea if your into that. Those bruises are off putting though.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-01-13 19:58

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

Heck, I thought we had to do that for some part of the number, if it is okay to put the whole number, I will do that from hence forth.

Thanks

But I ONLY post phone numbers that the girls have already publicly advertised in their ads.

Without phone numbers, reviews become entirely unsearchable after a few days. Try searching a traveling Britney, Lacey, Ashleigh, Jessica, or Marie without a phone number, and you'll end up with a few hundred results all over the country.

**Member #4911** · 07-01-13 17:10

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

The site software limits even seniors to one search per minute, so it's hard to run a suite of searches on names and numbers, plus people often put xxx instead of numbers, making searches useless.

I usually find USASG results through Google searches. If you search the phone number, the name with the phone number, and the pictures, you should get a broad enough pool of info to sift through for reviews, reports, and other names, numbers, and pics she's posted.

Heck, I thought we had to do that for some part of the number, if it is okay to put the whole number, I will do that from hence forth.

Thanks

**Bunker Buster** · 07-01-13 17:03

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

Yeah, I have no excuses. I did not see the first visit as a mistake at the time, just not ideal given the rush and impersonal attitude. The second visit opened my eyes. In retrospect, I see that both visits were indeed mistakes. I have not had good luck with searches on USG, and I guess I missed reviews that are out on other sites too. To add insult to injury I end up with a (well deserved) metaphorical boot up my ass.

The site software limits even seniors to one search per minute, so it's hard to run a suite of searches on names and numbers, plus people often put xxx instead of numbers, making searches useless.

I usually find USASG results through Google searches. If you search the phone number, the name with the phone number, and the pictures, you should get a broad enough pool of info to sift through for reviews, reports, and other names, numbers, and pics she's posted.