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**Bunker Buster** · 07-01-13 16:59

Originally Posted by AssLover101 [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...me-21/11610820

She goes by Jordan has anyone been with her here is her pic true.

Even after his last request for someone to do his homework was rebuffed, he hasn't figured out that he needs to RTFF, learn how to do his own homework, and contribute.

Start here, and do it yourself from now on.

http://bit.ly/13hVFgM

**The Nub** · 07-01-13 14:49

I took a nap and had a dream that I met Heidi:

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ed-22/11262383

This is what happened in my dream:

I had read a good review of her here, and also positive reviews on another site. So I thought I'd try her, but sadly she did not live up to my expectations. It was an OK time, and she did her part, but I would not repeat. I started by texting her, then I was told to call. Two-call system.

She was waiting for me behind the door in her birthday suit. Not the girl in the pics as previously reported, but still a young girl about 20yr old, gorgeous face, but body is just average. She is somewhat slender, but her body is not firm like a girl her age should be. So I'd give 9/10 face. 6/10 body. To me it was obvious she's had a kid, her B cups sag a little, and bum looks soft too, not firm. She also had these big bruises on the sides of her bum, very big ones which I found off-putting, like someone was way too rough with her, but she said she scratches herself in her sleep; those were not scratches. Also noticed scars in one of her forearm, like she used to cut herself, at least 8 visible lines.

Anyway, I tried to keep all of that off my mind, and things began well. Nice teasing and massage with oil. Then CBJ, but not really enthusiastic and I could barely feel it due to the cover and her lack of energy. She looked tired to me, and it was only midday. Eventually she climbed on top for cowgirl. Again, couldn't feel much, she's not the tightest (like I said, looks like she's had a kid) and she did not move that well. She tried some dirty talk, but I was the same script I had read on her reports, down to the "rub my clit hard so I can come." Eventually switched to mish, but I lost my hard because I found her acting too fake. There are rules too, no DATY was a turn off for me. Eventually I kinda lost the fantasy, and lost my hard, so I asked for a HJ. She got to work, not really skilled there either. I was taking a while to finish, and at moments she looked like she had no interest, and would stare at the walls, or out the window while going through the motions of the HJ. Eventually she started talking dirty, and telling me about doing her on my desk at work, then my boss walks in on us, but we do her too. That did the trick and I got my release. She jumped up immediately and started booking her next meeting.

Overall performance: 5/10.

She tried to deliver the service but she is just not skilled. I guess I would recommend her to those who fantasize about busting a nut with a young girl with a gorgeous face, and don't really care much about her performance. Total damage: $.4 / hh. It wasn't a total waste, but I will not repeat. I think I'll just stick to body rubs like I normally do, since junior won't cooperate due to the cover, and most often than not I have to ask for a HJ, unless it's a really skilled provider who knows what buttons to press to keep me motivated.

That's the end of my dream. But as always YMMV.

**AssLover101** · 07-01-13 12:21

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...me-21/11610820 She goes by Jordan has anyone been with her here is her pic true.

**Propilot** · 06-30-13 21:20

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ls-19/10886941

Young smoking hott ebony gal, phone is 202-80x-2037. TGTBT? LEO sting? 1st call gets her location and hotel (nicer one for advertisi I arrive and notice a lot of people gathered in small groups outside, call her, she doesn't answer, but calls back almost right away, asks me to make a quick trip to the 7-11 just down the street to pick up blue box trojans stating she has no car and just ran out. I pause, she chimes in that they are less $5 for a box and it would really help her out, I tell her that does not work for me, have a good night, and depart the area. She calls, I reject, she texts that she has one, I do not respond. Advance searches did not bring up anything on her, maybe she is okay, but all combined details and events put me on edge, so I bailed. Thanks

I do not know if it was a sting or not, but there were a lot of red flags and I would have bailed also. I don't buy condoms, or cigarettes for a provider. She is the provider, she should provide the condoms and anything else that she needs. I'm not trying to be mean but these girls get over a lot when you buy them these things. Almost none of them will take the money that you spent off the bill, they will just say that you are being cheap. Plus if the 7-11 is just down the street, she could not take ten minutes out of her day to walk to it then she may be kind of lazy in bed. Anyway, from your report, it did seem like a sting because of all the red flags. I am happy that you were not caught in it.

Propilot-Always check your six.

**Member #4911** · 06-30-13 19:27

Originally Posted by Original Man 78 [View Original Post]

You never know what you're going to get. Glad you're not going back for the charm. I hope you learned your lesson on wasting money on a worthless provider that has been previously mentioned here as well as other places. The magic moment when you go to see a provider and she looks like shit but you indulge = priceless.

I'm not trying to go in on you but you were fooled twice, shame on you! I got a big black boot, just bend over and I can give you a good swift kick in the ass.

After all of that being said, PM me and I can recommend a provider that will take care of you again and again.

Yeah, I have no excuses. I did not see the first visit as a mistake at the time, just not ideal given the rush and impersonal attitude. The second visit opened my eyes. In retrospect, I see that both visits were indeed mistakes. I have not had good luck with searches on USG, and I guess I missed reviews that are out on other sites too. To add insult to injury I end up with a (well deserved) metaphorical boot up my ass.

**Original Man 78** · 06-30-13 12:31

You never know what you're going to get. Glad you're not going back for the charm. I hope you learned your lesson on wasting money on a worthless provider that has been previously mentioned here as well as other places. The magic moment when you go to see a provider and she looks like shit but you indulge = priceless.

I'm not trying to go in on you but you were fooled twice, shame on you! I got a big black boot, just bend over and I can give you a good swift kick in the ass.

After all of that being said, PM me and I can recommend a provider that will take care of you again and again.

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-21-21/8965500

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...abe-23/8507305

Mistake #1

Called Jessica's number (530-xxx-5238) and received general directions. 2nd call once in the area and told me the hotel saying give her a few minutes to freshen up, Sasha's number (702-xxx-1055) calls me back in 5mins and told me the room number and said she is Jessica (umm. Okay.). Answers door in panties and bra, photos of Jessica might be hers from years ago, the Sasha photo is a fake (stole Lauren V's photo) , both ads say she is 23, I am guessing she is closer to 31. Saw her twice, first time I booked hhr for $ and it was good, but popped early after a hug, real quick CBJ (lazy!) , doggie, finished with mish. She told me no kissing when I tried to kiss her cheek (she turns her head sideways and closes her eyes for most of it). In and out in 15min on a hhr visit (she seemed happy about the early finish). I was going to relax for a bit, but she said "I have another client coming", so I departed after a very brief rest and some idle conversation.

Mistake #2

2nd visit I booked a quick stay for. 8, greeted with a hug, (no CBJ for quick visit) , she got on top for less than a minute and said "it's your turn", so I go to mish, then doggie after about 10mins. And she keeps looking at her clock saying hurry up, then calls it at 15mins. I asked if she would do a HJ to finish, but she said no and went into the bathroom telling me "you can clean up if you want babe". I said,"so that's it" and she replied "yes". End of conversation. I thought visit 2 might be better, but it wasn't. She did not warm up, it's all business for her. I left unhappy and do not plan to repeat. YMMV

**Member #4911** · 06-30-13 11:13

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...ls-19/10886941

Young smoking hott ebony gal, phone is 202-80x-2037. TGTBT? LEO sting? 1st call gets her location and hotel (nicer one for advertising. 8 quick visits), figure if she is the gal in the photos I will be happy and do the LE check during the hug, bail if anything seems fishy. I arrive and notice a lot of people gathered in small groups outside, call her, she doesn't answer, but calls back almost right away, asks me to make a quick trip to the 7-11 just down the street to pick up blue box trojans stating she has no car and just ran out. I pause, she chimes in that they are less $5 for a box and it would really help her out, I tell her that does not work for me, have a good night, and depart the area. She calls, I reject, she texts that she has one, I do not respond. Advance searches did not bring up anything on her, maybe she is okay, but all combined details and events put me on edge, so I bailed. Her body in that red dress is super hott, let me know if anyone sees her and she is legit.

Thanks

**Member #4911** · 06-30-13 10:31

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

Went and saw Barbie again, .8 got me a half. No difference from the last report I had on her but I do have a question.

Has anyone ever experienced a wrapper breaking mid session?

Kinda freaked me out a little, put another on and finished quick, went and took a piss, washed myself off with a fresh washcloth that she gave me.

Went outside, got listerine in my truck which the label advertises antibacterial so I poured some on in the parking lot.

(side note, I had this happen at a high throughput provider overseas and the only thing they had in the bathroom was listerine so I knew from my experience 10 years ago that it wouldn't burn)

Just curious as to how more experienced Mongers handle the above situation.

I have had them bust, not sure if it was the friction, cheap condom, or combination of the two. I immediately wash my rod and the general area with soap and water, followed by baby wipes if available, dry it off, re-wrap and continue. I have not had two bust during the same session, but would clean-up and depart if that happened. Afterward, I shower thoroughly at home, schedule blood work, and pray I am STD free. I never thought of Scope, will add that to my arsenal. It serves potential multiple purposes! Good luck

**Member #4911** · 06-30-13 02:39

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-21-21/8965500

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...abe-23/8507305

Called Jessica's number (530-xxx-5238) and received general directions. 2nd call once in the area and told me the hotel saying give her a few minutes to freshen up, Sasha's number (702-xxx-1055) calls me back in 5mins and told me the room number and said she is Jessica (umm. Okay.). Answers door in panties and bra, photos of Jessica might be hers from years ago, the Sasha photo is a fake (stole Lauren V's photo) , both ads say she is 23, I am guessing she is closer to 31. Saw her twice, first time I booked hhr for $ and it was good, but popped early after a hug, real quick CBJ (lazy!) , doggie, finished with mish. She told me no kissing when I tried to kiss her cheek (she turns her head sideways and closes her eyes for most of it). In and out in 15min on a hhr visit (she seemed happy about the early finish). I was going to relax for a bit, but she said "I have another client coming", so I departed after a very brief rest and some idle conversation.

2nd visit I booked a quick stay for .8, greeted with a hug, (no CBJ for quick visit), she got on top for less than a minute and said "it's your turn", so I go to mish, then doggie after about 10mins. And she keeps looking at her clock saying hurry up, then calls it at 15mins. I asked if she would do a HJ to finish, but she said no and went into the bathroom telling me "you can clean up if you want babe". I said,"so that's it" and she replied "yes". End of conversation. I thought visit 2 might be better, but it wasn't. She did not warm up, it's all business for her. I left unhappy and do not plan to repeat. YMMV

**Kijimuna** · 06-29-13 16:18

Originally Posted by AsianOccasion [View Original Post]

Went and saw Barbie again, .8 got me a half. No difference from the last report I had on her but I do have a question.

Has anyone ever experienced a wrapper breaking mid session?

Kinda freaked me out a little, put another on and finished quick, went and took a piss, washed myself off with a fresh washcloth that she gave me.

Went outside, got listerine in my truck which the label advertises antibacterial so I poured some on in the parking lot.

(side note, I had this happen at a high throughput provider overseas and the only thing they had in the bathroom was listerine so I knew from my experience 10 years ago that it wouldn't burn)

Just curious as to how more experienced Mongers handle the above situation.

Better get tested for HIV. It's a slight chance. But better safe than passing it on.

**AsianOccasion** · 06-29-13 09:21

Went and saw Barbie again, .8 got me a half. No difference from the last report I had on her but I do have a question.

Has anyone ever experienced a wrapper breaking mid session?

Kinda freaked me out a little, put another on and finished quick, went and took a piss, washed myself off with a fresh washcloth that she gave me.

Went outside, got listerine in my truck which the label advertises antibacterial so I poured some on in the parking lot.

(side note, I had this happen at a high throughput provider overseas and the only thing they had in the bathroom was listerine so I knew from my experience 10 years ago that it wouldn't burn)

Just curious as to how more experienced Mongers handle the above situation.

**Sma168** · 06-29-13 05:23

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

She is HOTT. But I won't be back for a 3rd time. Still so many DAMM rules. (

Thanks. I didn't see her. Didn't want to waste $ and time to deal with her again, but I took a choice to see Destiny. Very nice girl and I had fun. She has good reviews. You can search her and those are her pictures. $ and time worth.

Her AD

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Fem...-o-21/10619531

**Powkid** · 06-28-13 23:49

Originally Posted by Sma168 [View Original Post]

Are you sure? She had a lot of rules when I saw her last time. No kissing at all, MSOG for 1 hr. I will have to visit her tomorrow if it's true. Thanks for your review.

She is HOTT. But I won't be back for a 3rd time. Still so many DAMM rules. (

**Sma168** · 06-28-13 21:50

Originally Posted by Geeker [View Original Post]

What was the cost breakdown?

I think $ for Q, $4 or 5 for hh and 250 for hr.

**Vanilla Vixen** · 06-28-13 20:11

These hotels work with LE. Springfield has been so overrun by so many low end providers over the last few months, that they have teamed up with local LE. They act like nobody is going to notice 15-20 guys a day because of the $40 and $50 rates? LE collects all the face shot pics off BP and other sites and share them with management of the hotels that will work with them. I think they feel if they don't let them check in to start with, then they don't have to deal with arresting them later to clean up the area.

Originally Posted by Warlock01 [View Original Post]

It appears that the Holiday Inn Express, Comfort Inn and Hampton Inn are all owned by the same person or company and now have a black list of people not allowed to book with them. Our favorite Puerto Rican experienced this when she tried to check into the Hampton Inn and was told (in spanish) by the front desk clerk that the list has MANY and is shared by all three hotels. Wonder which providers this will effect. Any one else have any info on this?