Massage Parlor Reports

**Datsurman** · 06-30-13 07:59

Saw Vera based on her erotic reviews. Easy 2 call to get to location. Extremely hot, extremely sexy European. No real massage skills or interest however knew how to tease.

If you are looking for a good high quality massage with extras look elsewhere. If you don't care about the actual massage and want to spend time with a nude euro hottie would recommend. 1.5.

**Pouty** · 06-30-13 00:48

TOFTT. Bust. $.65 for a crappy massage and a crappy handshake. Stopped her at 30 min. She pushed hard for the tip. Won't return.

**Pouty** · 06-29-13 21:13

Originally Posted by CobraCrew [View Original Post]

I went a few weeks ago and I am pretty sure I had the same provider. What was the damage for you? I got stuck for 60, not happy about that but I left happy and lighter.

$.8 for house (35 min) $.4 tip negotiated up front. Key with her is to delay the flip I think.

**CobraCrew** · 06-29-13 12:33

Originally Posted by Pouty [View Original Post]

Tried out Pine in Libertyville. Much to my surprise they looked nothing like the pictures (gasp!). $80 for a "1 hour" massage that lasted 35 minutes (you're supposed to spend the rest of the time in the sauna and the shower. Masseuse was 60+ years old. But I have to say very talented. Believe the menu is full but didn't try. Just couldn't get excited with an older woman that age. Arrived around 7 on a Thursday. Happy hunting.

I went a few weeks ago and I am pretty sure I had the same provider. What was the damage for you? I got stuck for 60, not happy about that but I left happy and lighter.

**Pouty** · 06-28-13 23:56

Yes two fer on Thursday. Wanted to try some Russian delight. But she wasn't much of a looker. Asian was cuter but also older 40 ish. Good massage and she worked hard with her hands. Will go back after sampling some others. Looking for a recommendation for my limited time in Chicago near lincoln park (Sat night is last night here). Looking for petite younger.

Happy Hunting

**Pouty** · 06-28-13 23:53

Tried out Pine in Libertyville. Much to my surprise they looked nothing like the pictures (gasp!). $80 for a "1 hour" massage that lasted 35 minutes (you're supposed to spend the rest of the time in the sauna and the shower. Masseuse was 60+ years old. But I have to say very talented. Believe the menu is full but didn't try. Just couldn't get excited with an older woman that age. Arrived around 7 on a Thursday. Happy hunting.

**CobraCrew** · 06-27-13 09:05

The place in Willowbrook might be your best bet but I am not too familiar with the scene in that area. Some are having luck in Naperville. I had a dream in WillowBrook and it ended happy.

Originally Posted by Finders [View Original Post]

Hello,

I will be in Bolinbrook next week and was wandering if anyone could recommend a good place to get a HE massage at. Seems like lately I've been TOFTT too often and coming up empty handed. Any suggestions or PM's would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

**Finders** · 06-26-13 17:17

Hello,

I will be in Bolinbrook next week and was wandering if anyone could recommend a good place to get a HE massage at. Seems like lately I've been TOFTT too often and coming up empty handed. Any suggestions or PM's would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

**Magooski** · 06-24-13 20:49

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

We need a LIKE BUTTON.

Like! Sorry I couldn't help myself.

**Lokkin4** · 06-24-13 15:13

Originally Posted by Wi Nite Owl [View Original Post]

As an aside, I was told by an Asian masseuse that they don't like the upper Mid-west, due to the dry, cold weather. Hence, all the young talent goes south.

We need a LIKE BUTTON.

**Chi City** · 06-23-13 21:42

Aside from my disappointment on the last post, I did have a couple of interesting experiences recently.

One place near the blue line is pretty reliable, I'm just not a huge fan of the one lady Cici that works there, not sure if this is one of the Cici's that has been posted on many times over the last couple of years, but service is pretty good there. If you get Polly (Pauline) I would definitely recommend. Seniors may pm for more details.

On top of that, I found out something very interesting about a very cute girl that's been at a well known spot for a while. Confidential, but will trade for info on a good Euro or American provider. Especially if anyone knows where to find our legendary old European friend from Bella that disappeared but still gets an occasional mention. Haven't seen her in 2 years but I've heard she's still around. Anyone?

**Chi City** · 06-23-13 21:33

I could swear I've read on this board somewhere that Lily was a fun place to go. Definitely not the case. Usually if I TOFTT I'm not super disappointed if I get a good massage and nothing else. Didn't even get that here, don't waste your time.

Did it used to be different there?

**Stan77** · 06-23-13 09:26

Originally Posted by Lokkin4 [View Original Post]

Have to say I agree. And the one's here that are above average are commanding $.20 and above not including tip. I have come to the conclusion I am paying 40 for 30 Mins and a 25-30 tip MAX. Some of these places are not offering 30 min massage only an hour for 60-70 plus tip. I walk wright out. I have been to many other cities and the chicks are way hotter and cheaper. Time to take it back Gents.

Totally agree. I always walk out when I see old providers. We need to cooperate, so they would get our message and start hire younger girls. I was out of AMP scene for 4 years and recently stopped by in couple places to find out that talents got even worse. It is unbelievable how old those girls are.

**Pouty** · 06-22-13 22:21

Will be near Ping Spa next week. Any intel or recommendations for something nearby? Thanks in advance.

**Member #5121** · 06-22-13 00:48

As an aside, I was told by an Asian masseuse that they don't like the upper Mid-west, due to the dry, cold weather. Hence, all the young talent goes south.

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Dallas was my best ever mongering experience. I accidentally discovered a mini mall with 3 AMPs in a row and they got cheaper and hotter as I check each out. I still remember the 21 yeard old Yumi who was in fact yummy. Chicago has a very crappy market dunno why except to say if you put with it they'll continue. If I see something I don't like I revert. You should do the same if you don't like it.