Strip Club Reports

**Passenger** · 06-28-13 11:33

Originally Posted by TheBrad69 [View Original Post]

Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det

The "Hamilton" clubs open at noon. Bogarts, Henry's both North and South. Pretty sure that BT's and Pantheion in Dearborn are open early, too. The 8 mile clubs, not so much. The Hamilton clubs are busiest of the bunch as they have been open 364 days from noon to 2 am since the first cave women were stripping out of their mastodon bikinis and twirling around pole made of mammoth tusks. The downside is that some of the women dancing there are not too many generations removed from their Paleolithic ancestors

**TheBrad69** · 06-28-13 07:37

Which clubs open the earliest, I'm going to have some afternoon time to fill & most it seems don't open till 6?

So any open around 3?

Thanks for help. I'm not from Det

**Jooop** · 06-28-13 00:45

Originally Posted by M02499 [View Original Post]

Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.

I agree with you on better service at least for me it works.

**M02499** · 06-27-13 07:56

Originally Posted by SteveBlack [View Original Post]

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

Totally agree. I have had a few exceptions to the rule you mention, but it has been pretty rare. The mid range girls typically do try harder to make you happy. The hot young ones normally don't care. I have also found that black girls typically provide better customer service.

**MichRick** · 06-27-13 01:43

Originally Posted by SteveBlack [View Original Post]

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

Per Dr Benjamin Franklin:

You should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:

Because as they have more knowledge of the world and their minds are better stored with observations, their conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

Because when women cease to be handsome they study to be good. To maintain their influence over men, they supply the diminution of beauty by an augmentation of utility. They learn to do a thousand services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old woman who is not a good woman.

Because there is no hazard of children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much inconvenience.

Because through more experience they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an intrigue to prevent suspicion. The commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the affair should happen to be known, considerate people might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old woman, who would kindly take care of a young man, form his manners by her good counsels, and prevent his ruining his health and fortune among mercenary prostitutes.

Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the neck; then the breast and arms; the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever; so that covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.

Because the sin is less. The debauching a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

Because the compunction is less. The having made a young girl miserable may give you frequent bitter reflection; none of which can attend the making an old woman happy.

8thly and lastly. They are so grateful!

**WillyWonka082** · 06-26-13 10:59

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

For those of you who queried in the not too distant past.

I bring you tidings of great joy!

Raquel the hot little spinner blonde with superb body is at Bogarts tonight. She is with her roommate, Kayla a very cute spinner brunette. Her roommate is lacking in the boon department, but has a killer ass.

Apparently she returned last week, perhaps the week before; she plans to dance one or two times per week.

Enjoy!

Thanks for that update. I'm looking forward to working a deal out (in) with her.

**PussyFactory** · 06-25-13 23:29

Originally Posted by DetLurker [View Original Post]

I was just there two weeks ago and it was $10 for VIP. Did she have you go to a big VIP room? A while back it was $20/$50 for VIP then it dropped to $10.

10 gets a chair. 20 for a couch.

**Passenger** · 06-25-13 21:54

For those of you who queried in the not too distant past.

I bring you tidings of great joy!

Raquel the hot little spinner blonde with superb body is at Bogarts tonight. She is with her roommate, Kayla a very cute spinner brunette. Her roommate is lacking in the boon department, but has a killer ass.

Apparently she returned last week, perhaps the week before; she plans to dance one or two times per week.

Enjoy!

**DetLurker** · 06-25-13 19:09

Originally Posted by Bumper1 [View Original Post]

It was very hot yesterday, so thought of having some beer. So one thought led to other finally landed at Toy Chest around 7:15 pm. This is the first time I experience this club and there is no point to boost this place. It is a very normal club where I payed 10 for the entry. To cut short had couple of beers and had a back stage adventure with a dancer named Emily. All in all she gave a very nice body massage with CBJ no song counting for 100. Oh yeah, they ripped 20 for the backstage.

In a nut shell I won't repeat this place.

I was just there two weeks ago and it was $10 for VIP. Did she have you go to a big VIP room? A while back it was $20/$50 for VIP then it dropped to $10.

**Bumper1** · 06-25-13 17:03

It was very hot yesterday, so thought of having some beer. So one thought led to other finally landed at Toy Chest around 7:15 pm. This is the first time I experience this club and there is no point to boost this place. It is a very normal club where I payed 10 for the entry. To cut short had couple of beers and had a back stage adventure with a dancer named Emily. All in all she gave a very nice body massage with CBJ no song counting for 100. Oh yeah, they ripped 20 for the backstage.

In a nut shell I won't repeat this place.

**Member #4934** · 06-25-13 11:02

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

After a warm up dance came one of the worst bjs ever. Really hot chick who can't suck a dick to save her life. More of a suck the tip and fake it with a HJ. Total disappointment. At least the calamari was good.

Not to sound like I have it all figured out, but when I want a good BJ, I always go for the bigger girls or the uglier girls. I prefer to avoid the young ones, too. I am rarely disappointed with this method, as they seem to try harder, and usually have lots of experience.

The strippers who are 9s and 10s regularly disappoint me when it comes to dances; be it lappers, grinders or extras. Some put on a good show, but usually they just try to get by on their looks.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 06-25-13 02:17

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

No VIP tax at the Coliseum.

None at Player's either, in my totally made up experience.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 06-25-13 02:15

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

After a warm up dance came one of the worst bjs ever. Really hot chick who can't suck a dick to save her life. More of a suck the tip and fake it with a HJ. Total disappointment. At least the calamari was good.

What a bummer. I hate that. Dude, we should run a clinic for really hot chicks who want to learn how properly to suck a dick. Seriously.

**DetLurker** · 06-24-13 21:07

Yeah, her very first Dance. I did not believe her but she spent the evening with me. Her friend worked there as well and was getting her started. Now I know what you are thinking, she was playing a game but, I done enough of the clubs to tell. I kept her in booze and we had a great time. I finally asked if she want a dance. I repeat I asked if she wanted to dance. She was so new. So we go back and she is a little shy at first but not too shy. I almost thought she lied but then I notice her uncertainty in the VIP room. She was over cautious about where she placed her legs and such. She eventually got into it as did I. She was a grinder thats for sure. When she leaned back and I was feeling her awesome breasts my hand slipped down between here legs and my finger just fell in. Not from any looseness but because she was dripping wet! I think she would have went for more but like I said she was green. It was fucking awesome. Yeah I didn't bust a nut but it pretty cool when you get break in a dancer for the first time and know you were the first. After the Dance she went for a smoke and came back and stayed with me until close. I went back the next night cause she said she would be there. She wasn't. Her friend said that she is not sure if she can make it as a dancer. I know she can if she can let herself go. Yeah I cam getting to the place, it was La Chambre which is not the greatest place and I have only been there a few times but, uprising things happen in the strangest of places. Her stage name is Reece and she a white dancer like a spinner but with more meat in the right places. If you at La Chambre and see her, get a dance you will be surprised.

**Aguinnes** · 06-24-13 07:36

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

Bummer lunch today at the Coliseum. I had my eye on a flawless young, thin white girl with the perfect little apple ass. I tipped $10 on stage, and asked her to come over. She was getting mobbed by every guy there. I waited way too long and should have just left with my money. Her name is Isa. VERY hot. We go in the VIP and she tells me $25 a song, and $50 a song if I kiss or lick her. WTF? She sat on my lap and barely wiggled in the same position for the entire song. Knowing the answer already, I inquired about extras. She said she doesn't do extras, but she'll dance nude for $100 a song. LOL. She said it's her 4th day dancing, so I understand where she is coming from, but we all know that the novelty of the new girl will wear off, her money will allow down and her habits may pick up.

Dammit I wanted to pound that girl from behind! Instead of the easy $150-probably $200 I would've willingly paid, she made $25.

My ATF just moved to Coliseum but I haven't visited yet. Do they have a VIP tax?