Massage Parlor Reports

[Orion1938]

Try El Clasificado. U can find it outside mexican markets or some liquor stores. I've had some success with their help. U may have some trouble if you don't know any Spanish though.

You can use a cell phone apps to translate when on the road from any language to another. Sometimes the translation may not be totally accurate but it serves the purpose for a HE.

Be safe.

[The Camel]

Wasted the 140 burning a hole in my pocket today! Was going to go to Caribbean and tap Lilah, but for some reason, I started craving something of the Asian persuasion. Ugghh. I got Tina. Not bad looking and a decent set of small implants, but dammit that room stinks as did she! I should've walked at the beginning but I was stupid and stayed. Other than a decent face, nice lips, and an ok rack, she's got a pooch and a flat ass. The smell hindered my arousal factor and was unable to cum. She's very pushy and likes to rush,"you cum yet?"

Gentleman, this is why you read these boards. I know somebody reported on her before but my lazy ass just lost a buck forty due to improper planning. It will most-likely cost me another 140-160 to redeem this waste of a session elsewhere.

- BM

I don't know if its a blessing or a curse, but somehow it seems that my nose is only capable of sensing pleasant aromas. Keeping in mind that like pain, the ability to sense a bad aroma is one of nature's ways of warning.

Malibu, I'm assuming you visited AC #6? Its been over a year since I returned to that spot where I had a pretty specially great time with a MILF whose name I don't remember but no matter as she's no longer around according to good sources. Then a month ago I decided to venture to AC #5, the so-called "Sun and Flower Beauty Salon". A place that always intrigued me on the rare occasions that it was open because there were always young pretty girls hanging around the front and inside this space which is set-up as a beauty parlor. Lots of politics and mythology built up around this baby animal section of the Animal Clinic. If no. 6 has got the veteran pussy, no. 5 has got the kittens. And yeah they are old enough.

All I can say is it was a fascinating experience if not particularly sexual thunder and lightning. Back in the best days of AC6 I had experiences that were both fascinating and hyper-satisfying. At the door of #5 I encountered two girls in the 19-21 age range. Both really cute. No make that REALLY cute. I draw Caitlynn who seemed to be the more challenging of the 2 but definitely not any less adorable than the other who seemed as if she'd be easier to deal with. I'll keep this short and basic. This girl has got an iconic teenage spinner's body. Almost wanted to cry at the sight of her naked. I had a great time with her because sometimes quite frankly I have a capacity for getting the most enjoyment one can have out of a situation offering limited options.

This girl was a very Americanized brat who challenged me constantly with smartass remarks. I loved it and gave it back to her in equal doses. However, in this first round, as in most boxing matches it was a feeling out process. She offered only HE at an elevated level of tip for that service ($80 agreed to after a painful negotiation) but she did rip off her jeans and blouse and underwear to show me that luscious body and let me at it to a limited degree. I know she'll be good for more with repeat sessions as indicated in this exchange in which she's gathering my bona fides of previous ventures with the AC6 crew.

Caitlynn: What would you like Camel?

Camel: Well if you're asking, what are you serving?

Caitlynn: What did the girls in #6 do for you?

Camel: Everything I wanted or could imagine in my hottest dreams and more.

Caitlynn: And how much of that do you want from me?

Camel: Well, we could start out by you showing off what you can do with your mouth beyond smart comments and then, maybe everything else.

Caitlynn: Sorry, I only do handjobs.

Camel: Why then sugarpussy did you ask me what I want if you only have one thing to offer?

I loved sparring with this so alluring brat and yeah, she spoke near perfect English and otherwise destroyed all the mythology surrounding the mysterious no. 5 which I won't get into here as I did in a more detailed "Naughty Review".

I don't think there are any lifetime memorable experiences to be had with the fresh kittens in #5 as I had with a few graceful veterans of #6 over the years, and I think that maybe the younger studlier guys (with adequate funding) have the best chance to hit one out of the park in their first at bat with the likes of Caitlynn, but I don't think a working nose would pick up a bad scent in #5. Seems like they keep the litter fresh and clean, but I probably shouldn't be opining on odors!

[Romper Room]

Wasted the 140 burning a hole in my pocket today! Was going to go to Caribbean and tap Lilah, but for some reason, I started craving something of the Asian persuasion. Ugghh. I got Tina. Not bad looking and a decent set of small implants, but dammit that room stinks as did she! I should've walked at the beginning but I was stupid and stayed. Other than a decent face, nice lips, and an ok rack, she's got a pooch and a flat ass. The smell hindered my arousal factor and was unable to cum. She's very pushy and likes to rush,"you cum yet?"

Gentleman, this is why you read these boards. I know somebody reported on her before but my lazy ass just lost a buck forty due to improper planning. It will most-likely cost me another 140-160 to redeem this waste of a session elsewhere.

- BM

Wow Malibu: Animal Clinic hasen't been happening sense I used to go there in 08-09. I think that's the last time I read you were there. That's when it was jumping. I also stopped by there today but no action. I stop by once in a while because I live so close just to see. Will let you know if anything come up. It's nothing like the old days. Fun then, no fun now. Romper

[Ocbarbarian]

Fellow mongers, I would visit and try new MP's on OC Register sports section ads of MP's, but notice they don't advertise anymore (also adult services section is gone). Any idea where else we can find MP's or are we left to just on-line, like Backpage? Does anyone know why register did away with the ads? Appreciate any response.

Try El Clasificado. U can find it outside mexican markets or some liquor stores. I've had some success with their help. U may have some trouble if you don't know any Spanish though.

[Dildo Baggens]

Discovered this awesome LFS provider in the Avocado groves of the Whittier hills. It was quite the adventure finding the place. It's so damn remote my GPS stop working when I got close to the place, (House). Well worth it though. Paid 40 for hh, apparently her clock must be broken because it was well over an hour before I got out of there.

The room was great, Queen sized bed, with a damn stripper pole in the middle of it, where she likes to give a show and show off her long petite tight round ass of a Latin stripper body! Really pretty girl and She loves older men, even though she's in her late 20's, (hope you're listening Camel) , Just a sublime sweet personalty. She use to be located in west Whittier near the 605, but was getting uneasy with the area, so she decided to move to the country in a very affluent community. Did every damn Kama Sutra position my 50 something body would allow, except anal because I didn't bring up the topic, But who knows!

Known 40+ Senior members in good standing. PM me for the details

Baggens

[SlappySalami]

Oooh oooh that smell. Can't you Smell that Smell? . .

Well, thanks for that report. I almost went there because I noticed from an ad that they re-opened. I was kinda craving Jessica. But maybe that place is moldy after being closed for a few weeks.

But I feel for you bro. It really sucks when you can't nut and you have to walk around with blue balls for a while. . .

[B Malibu]

Wasted the 140 burning a hole in my pocket today! Was going to go to Caribbean and tap Lilah, but for some reason, I started craving something of the Asian persuasion. Ugghh. I got Tina. Not bad looking and a decent set of small implants, but dammit that room stinks as did she! I should've walked at the beginning but I was stupid and stayed. Other than a decent face, nice lips, and an ok rack, she's got a pooch and a flat ass. The smell hindered my arousal factor and was unable to cum. She's very pushy and likes to rush,"you cum yet?"

Gentleman, this is why you read these boards. I know somebody reported on her before but my lazy ass just lost a buck forty due to improper planning. It will most-likely cost me another 140-160 to redeem this waste of a session elsewhere.

- BM

[Semsearch]

Fellow mongers, I would visit and try new MP's on OC Register sports section ads of MP's, but notice they don't advertise anymore (also adult services section is gone). Any idea where else we can find MP's or are we left to just on-line, like Backpage? Does anyone know why register did away with the ads? Appreciate any response.

I almost forgot the rules and posted other website links. You can IM for info

[OCTatts]

Fellow mongers, I would visit and try new MP's on OC Register sports section ads of MP's, but notice they don't advertise anymore (also adult services section is gone). Any idea where else we can find MP's or are we left to just on-line, like Backpage? Does anyone know why register did away with the ads? Appreciate any response.

The OC Register got a bug up their ass, now they decided to discontinue the "Adult ads" completely. No more strip joint ads, and no more massage parlour ads. I will no longer pay. 25 see to buy the stupid register anymore. Before the internet, the Register Sports page and classifieds was the only game in town besides the OC Weekly rag.

I suggest go online: usasexguide. Info (of course!) ********. Com, backpages. Com massage & bodyrub section, myredbook. Com, adultsearch. Myproviderguide. I can go on and on. But the backpage massage section would fit into this category best. Some ethnic newspapers also have massage parlour ads. Whenever I go to Lees Sandwich and get a coffee, I pick up a Vietnamese newspaper just to see the massage ads sometimes even though I can't understand the language. Maybe theres some UTR places that advertise in there. Lately, the Korean papers don't seem to allow adult advertising anymore like they did in the 90's. Also keep scanning the several review sites that have opened up.

Good luck with your hobby.

[Xvzn Xvzn]

Fellow mongers, I would visit and try new MP's on OC Register sports section ads of MP's, but notice they don't advertise anymore (also adult services section is gone). Any idea where else we can find MP's or are we left to just on-line, like Backpage? Does anyone know why register did away with the ads? Appreciate any response.

[LienXo]

Based on a fellow monger's recommendation regarding a gal I haven't seen yet, I visited Sun & Rose which is right across the street from Jo Jie. I have been here a few times in the past and recent reviews have not been favorable so I haven't been here in over 2 years.

Was able to get an appt with Apple, a shapely & cute babe with just an awesome face to match a sexy body. I was pretty stoked when I saw how hot she was. Checked her out from head to toe and was quite surprised. I really liked her nice tan skin and toned bod. She really stands out because of her surprisingly beautiful face & nice rack (enhanced but lovely).

Got the hour for. 49 which was a pretty good deal and I normally don't go for the hour. It was very quiet there (I didn't even know this place was still open & it was off my radar for a while) & she didn't badger me with questions and she was real cool to talk with. Judging by her look she might be K rather than V but she had no accent so I couldn't tell. Looks wise, she is similar to "Honey" at Euclid Lampson but Apple is more calm and collected. And Apple has a prettier face but the body is on the same level as Honey. And yes, Apple did provide FS and she didn't rush me too badly.

Unfortunately she will be at this shop only for a few more days, then she will go to another place so you better hurry. I asked her to call me if she moves to another shop because I would repeat with her, and I almost never repeat.

Face 9 (looked a bit like those ladies in those Korean dramas) Body 8 (hot like a stripper). One of my better sessions in GG in a long long time.

Hi, I am new here, and I want to visit this place.

But as I said, I am very new at this, so can you guy guys please give me some information, please. ?

The question is, after paying the entrance fee like .49. Then what is the price for the next "fun things"? .40, .60? And how can I negotiate with them? Some posts here said that we should say anything about the price, right?

Please tell me, I want to try this out :X.

Thank you guys.

[AstroSlide]

But are there are any MP's with Latina or white girls?

It looks like Empbellas has reopened, possibly appt only. I saw an ad after a long hiatus. I haven't' been there since. Will check it out and report. Also Holiday on Brookhurst has reopened with Latina's again. And I did read reports about Caribbean re-opening as "Aroma's Therapy." Yes yes & yes. There are Latina & Caucasion places if you are in the know. Also, there was a hot platinum blonde named Emma from Texas who was floating around OC as well. I dunno where she's at but I just know some monger is not sharing and keeping it to himself.

[OCTatts]

Are you guys twin or great mind write alike! LOL. I will definitely check out Apple

Yes I think I know her. Yup she is about as hot looking as Honey from Lampson & Euclid and about as cute as Susan from good old "United Chiro" except this Apple chick has a little body art, and Susan doesn't. She works at Fern sometimes as well. Beautiful & lovely little apple bottom.

[Huumm]

. Right across the street from Jo Jie.

Got the hour for. 49 which was a pretty good deal and I normally don't go for the hour. It was very quiet there (I didn't even know this place was still open & it was off my radar for a while) & she didn't badger me with questions and she was real cool to talk with. Judging by her look she might be K rather than V but she had no accent so I couldn't tell.

Face 9 (looked a bit like those ladies in those Korean dramas) Body 8 (hot like a stripper).

. across the street from Jo Jie . She spoke with no accent at all so I can only guess that she may be K rather than V but I am not sure. .The hour was on sale so I went with it. It was very quiet there and I was able to relax. She didn't bug me with too many questions but she was real easy to talk to. I went around the world (CBJ, mish, & k9 finish ). This was one of my better sessions at Sun & Rose for sure. Face 9 Body 8.

Are you guys twin or great mind write alike! LOL. I will definitely check out Apple

[Stockholm]

Based on a fellow monger's recommendation regarding a gal I haven't seen yet, I visited Sun & Rose which is right across the street from Jo Jie. I have been here a few times in the past and recent reviews have not been favorable so I haven't been here in over 2 years.

Was able to get an appt with Apple, a shapely & cute babe with just an awesome face to match a sexy body. I was pretty stoked when I saw how hot she was. Checked her out from head to toe and was quite surprised. I really liked her nice tan skin and toned bod. She really stands out because of her surprisingly beautiful face & nice rack (enhanced but lovely).

Got the hour for. 49 which was a pretty good deal and I normally don't go for the hour. It was very quiet there (I didn't even know this place was still open & it was off my radar for a while) & she didn't badger me with questions and she was real cool to talk with. Judging by her look she might be K rather than V but she had no accent so I couldn't tell. Looks wise, she is similar to "Honey" at Euclid Lampson but Apple is more calm and collected. And Apple has a prettier face but the body is on the same level as Honey. And yes, Apple did provide fs and she didn't rush me too badly.

Unfortunately she will be at this shop only for a few more days, then she will go to another place so you better hurry. I asked her to call me if she moves to another shop because I would repeat with her, and I almost never repeat.

Face 9 (looked a bit like those ladies in those Korean dramas) Body 8 (hot like a stripper). One of my better sessions in GG in a long long time.