Non-Asian Massage Parlor Reports

[Stressed Out]

That quote puts it mildly. See, I don't usually take particular joy in using epithets in regard to duplicitous, overpriced-even-without-the-upselling, heavily psychotropically medicated, glacially indifferent and incompetent providers who suffer from a flat affect that makes Dustin Hoffman's character in "Rainman" by comparison seem like Robin Williams on speed. But Cat (short for "sexually Catatonic"?) posts ads that promise an experience that is light years from what she actually delivers. Even after a monger shells out the upsold amounts, she's incapable of thawing more than a Wendy's Frosty. She ought to be ashamed to be such a blatant ROB.

For the record, I have felt artificial breasts less hard and more realistic on the plastic Resusci Annie mannequin that I practiced CPR on when I was in high school.

By the way, the pictures she's posting (and you can see the 2008 watermark on some of them) are five years old. She was in her thirties when I saw her in Watertown, so by now she may be in her forties.

I've had my urologist handle my junk more sensually (cough, cough) than this sexually neuter-alized Cat-not-woman.

So what exactly are you trying to say. LOL! But you are right. Her ad definitely intimates that she is a good deal and worth a visit. Thanks again all!

[Ccup2]

I read a report that Indie has a weight lifter's body. What was she wearing? How much of that body were you able to see?

I drove down there a few weeks ago, but they were closed. I'll have to try again.

You can see most of it. Yes she is well defined and could likley kick the crap out of most guys. Most guys are intimidated she told me, she is very nice and nice to talk too.

[Choir Boy]

I went to this establishment last week, called ahead and asked for India, after rtff. I went on the assumption that bella, whom I've never seen would not be available. They were very slow and there was an very attractive girl with blonde hair and tats sitting on the couch when I arrived.

India is a very pleasant girl, very accomodating with a rock-solid body. You cannot go wrong drawing India. Full hour, left happy 60/60

I read a report that Indie has a weight lifter's body. What was she wearing? How much of that body were you able to see?

I drove down there a few weeks ago, but they were closed. I'll have to try again.

[Member #5269]

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...77-27/22978436

Tried this place after making an appointment at essential in Revere, thankfully when I went in there was only one older lady working whom I didn't want anyways she told me to come back in a half hour, fine with me. Probably never going back there again.

Located in a three family in Revere. Didn't like the whole setup and street parking. Girls didn't speak a lick of English, but they knew their prices well. 80 for 45 minute lackluster body rub. 40 more for BBBJ / COF / CIM. She was a decent enough looking latin girl and I had fun. Wouldn't repeat. Get better service / massage at the beach.

[MassHomie]

Visited last Friday at the end of the day. Called to make an appointment and Bella was availbale. Greeted by MIa. Sweet as ever and paid the house fee 60 / hr. I confirm that things seemed slow but maybe it was the time of day. That was who you saw. Bella has gone Blonde.

Received the usual 45 minute hour excellent service. Think 45 minute tease. HE and clean up. I was offered a shower but I declined. Bella was short on energy and made a note to self, avoid the Friday end of day appointments.

When I arrived, there was a sharp looking new girl going by the name Christina. Pretty, young, tight body spinner. Bella said she was an ex RX theraphist. I have never been to RX and I look forward to making her acquaintance.

Happy Fathers day to all.

If Christina was a blonde then I've seen her before at RX. I may be going by there today and ill see if I can catch a glimpse of her. I will keep you posted.

[JohnJr1]

I believe I was commenting on PAKDOG'S post (his 1st) not yours. Anyways I guess it's pretty clear that this woman has left a trail of disappointed and pissed off people. Hopefully she will pack it up soon!

John,

What I wrote was:

"Here's another ad she posted.

http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut.riend/23217529

I thought I read somewhere she's the Cat that used to work in Watertown or Belmont with the playtex glove covered HJ."

It didn't take me that long to write but I appreciate your concern for my time.

Top.

[Navin Johnson]

There's a G / Ge I've seen advertised on Backpage recently and I've seen her twice. Her place in Revere has just one room with the massage table, and there sure wasn't a bunch of girls. It was just Ge and another woman who I've seen at other places in Everett. Definitely not enough space to share for more than two women. And the hour was good, the Ge I saw is a nice person and so is the other woman who recognized me from years ago.

SO, I have not been to GE's frequently enough in Revere since she got out of the Everett location.

Went the other day and did not recognise a single face. AT first I was a little disappointed by the.

Ladies being my age (45) but I was plesantly surprised. I was assigned the woman that came to the door and.

Even though I could hear other girls and I know where they sit they were in one of the closed rooms.

[Momo2]

I went to this establishment last week, called ahead and asked for India, after rtff. I went on the assumption that bella, whom I've never seen would not be available. They were very slow and there was an very attractive girl with blonde hair and tats sitting on the couch when I arrived.

India is a very pleasant girl, very accomodating with a rock-solid body. You cannot go wrong drawing India. Full hour, left happy 60/60

Visited last Friday at the end of the day. Called to make an appointment and Bella was availbale. Greeted by MIa. Sweet as ever and paid the house fee 60 / hr. I confirm that things seemed slow but maybe it was the time of day. That was who you saw. Bella has gone Blonde.

Received the usual 45 minute hour excellent service. Think 45 minute tease. HE and clean up. I was offered a shower but I declined. Bella was short on energy and made a note to self, avoid the Friday end of day appointments.

When I arrived, there was a sharp looking new girl going by the name Christina. Pretty, young, tight body spinner. Bella said she was an ex RX theraphist. I have never been to RX and I look forward to making her acquaintance.

Happy Fathers day to all.

[WalterMitty]

I went to this establishment last week, called ahead and asked for India, after rtff. I went on the assumption that bella, whom I've never seen would not be available. They were very slow and there was an very attractive girl with blonde hair and tats sitting on the couch when I arrived.

India is a very pleasant girl, very accomodating with a rock-solid body. You cannot go wrong drawing India. Full hour, left happy 60/60

[Adobe]

I'm glad to have helped you Stressed Out as I'll warn anyone I can about her because she's (as Jeff the Drunk put it) a skanky ho!

That quote puts it mildly. See, I don't usually take particular joy in using epithets in regard to duplicitous, overpriced-even-without-the-upselling, heavily psychotropically medicated, glacially indifferent and incompetent providers who suffer from a flat affect that makes Dustin Hoffman's character in "Rainman" by comparison seem like Robin Williams on speed. But Cat (short for "sexually Catatonic"?) posts ads that promise an experience that is light years from what she actually delivers. Even after a monger shells out the upsold amounts, she's incapable of thawing more than a Wendy's Frosty. She ought to be ashamed to be such a blatant ROB.

For the record, I have felt artificial breasts less hard and more realistic on the plastic Resusci Annie mannequin that I practiced CPR on when I was in high school.

By the way, the pictures she's posting (and you can see the 2008 watermark on some of them) are five years old. She was in her thirties when I saw her in Watertown, so by now she may be in her forties.

I've had my urologist handle my junk more sensually (cough, cough) than this sexually neuter-alized Cat-not-woman.

[Moogaar1]

I'm glad to have helped you Stressed Out as I'll warn anyone I can about her because she's (as Jeff the Drunk put it) a skanky ho!

Now this is exactly what this board is for and all about. I certainly would have taken the plunge with her given her write-up and her pics. She just sorta piqued my interest for some reason. But thanks to all of you who posted I saved precious $ which I have little to spare. This would have been my early summer venture and would have left me blue!

It really is too bad that these ladies have to resort to all that was mentioned by all of you. I'm willing to bet that with a little effort and honesty she could have a nice little practice for herself. But no she chose the other route. Again thanks to all. SO

[Stressed Out]

She's a non-pro who pretends to be pro, cold, non-sensual rip-off artist. I think most BP girls are disappointing with very few exceptions.

Now this is exactly what this board is for and all about. I certainly would have taken the plunge with her given her write-up and her pics. She just sorta piqued my interest for some reason. But thanks to all of you who posted I saved precious $ which I have little to spare. This would have been my early summer venture and would have left me blue!

It really is too bad that these ladies have to resort to all that was mentioned by all of you. I'm willing to bet that with a little effort and honesty she could have a nice little practice for herself. But no she chose the other route. Again thanks to all. SO

[Top Floor]

John,

What I wrote was:

"Here's another ad she posted.

http://boston.backpage.com/Therapeut.riend/23217529

I thought I read somewhere she's the Cat that used to work in Watertown or Belmont with the playtex glove covered HJ."

It didn't take me that long to write but I appreciate your concern for my time.

Top.

All that you took the time to write was pretty much what was already reported here by a few different people just a few days ago. She's a non-pro who pretends to be pro, cold, non-sensual rip-off artist. I think most BP girls are disappointing with very few exceptions.

[JohnJr1]

All that you took the time to write was pretty much what was already reported here by a few different people just a few days ago. She's a non-pro who pretends to be pro, cold, non-sensual rip-off artist. I think most BP girls are disappointing with very few exceptions.

I apologize in advance for this being my first post on board. I was a member on the old board (CLR) and an appreciative lurker on this one. Not a very active hobbyist, only infrequently visiting a couple of well reviewed AMPs in Metrowest (I. E. Amy). I avidly RTFF when I'm curious about things and very appreciative of the regular contributors as well as those who have TOFTT.

The woman in ad "Top Floor" posted might have been the only time I responded to a BP ad as well as TOFTT. It was so bad that I immediately wrote it up and submitted it on the old board. Unfortunately, I didn't include her pictures along with link and text, so I don't recall if it was published. In any case, let me reiterate to stay away from this one. I saw her for an hour massage ($.3!) in a freezing Waltham apartment that she must have rented for the day. Her body is attractive / fit and I recall that she is a karate student. Everything, and I mean everything else about the experience was awful. She didn't use gloves, but it was a terrible massage. Very cold demeanor and touch. Forget about touching her. I actually started to think she might be associated with Leo. About 45 min into one hour massage she offers to remove her top for another $30. She then says she will bring you your wallet, so you can pay her at that moment. Although I was miserable, I thought seeing her topless might be a tiny bit redeeming. I assured her I would take care of her after the massage. She wouldn't accept that, so I decided to cut my losses and decline. Also, she left the room a couple of times for god knows what. It was the most unsatisfying experience and unfortunately last time I TOFTT. This happened several years ago and my skin still crawls when I think about it. I've always hoped that she might resurface so that I could offer useful insight. If you're hoping that she is a YMMV, I highly doubt it. I'm a relatively fit and courteous guy. Although I partake infrequently, I have always had pleasant experiences. I'd be incredibly interested (and surprised) to hear if anybody has had a positive experience with her.

My advice. Don't Do It!

[Firehose69]

SO, I have not been to GE's frequently enough in Revere since she got out of the Everett location.

Went the other day and did not recognise a single face. AT first I was a little disappointed by the.

Ladies being my age (45) but I was plesantly surprised. I was assigned the woman that came to the door and.

Even though I could hear other girls and I know where they sit they were in one of the closed rooms.

Ok, so it must be busy I think, and my masseusse comes in with a second woman and I am not sure if.

I even have an opinion of which I would pick she tells me I get them both. I do not object.

She give me a quaint interview about having been there before, who I saw and I give her a list of about.

Seven girls and the owners name and she calms down. Both begin a slow gentle body rub and then the second.

One stops and just looks on. I ask what happened to 4 hands and the other one excuses her self and goes.

I am thinking now I was supposed to roam and maybe the second got afraid I was LE.

The first one on the other hand got my hand, lips then tongue on her nipples for 20 minutes.

No roaming below. Nothing but Hands on menu with her. Maybe in future. I was not all that into her.

Until her top came off an let me just say I have to pt her in the top 3 women for most beautiful

Young, perky tasty nipples and tits I have ever seen. Long nips and way more attractive naked.

She did this sexy thing at the end that I adore, PM me if curious.

While I will return, I think the random new girl thing gets old. Hope there are some long term gals to see again.

Really miss the 20 year olds. And Ariel who was my all time favorite beauty.