Massage Parlor Reports

[Snubit]

There has been talk lately of the place in SEM on Garvey where the service is pretty good but the providers are older and way below average (A). I have also had the same experience there and do not plan on retuning which brings me to the new place that opened up on SA just south of the 10. Stopped by to take a look inside and see if I could get a look at any of the talent and to my surprise the two that I talked with made the the ones at (A) look like super models. Will not be going there and thought I would throw it out there to save anybody some time. There is another place advertising on BP across from QC GC. Stopped by there on Sunday and was greeted by a Latina. Now when I think Latina, I think of a young hottie, but she was not even close to this. Not bad looking and spoke perfect English, but you could tell this was legit. She took me to the room and she said the Chinese girl would give me the massage and I asked what about her, that I get massages from Chinese girls all the time. She said it was the other girls turn and that she gives more of a sports massage. I thought, what the hell, I don't look athletic or what? So I went with the Chinese girl that spoke very limited English, very little massage skills, no tease, no nothing. And towards the end I pointed and asked and got a perfectly spoken NO. As for the place itself, the walls are short of the ceiling about 2 feet, they have doors on the rooms but there is no AC so they stick a fan right in front of you on the floor. Hopefully someone reading this can save some money and time.

Snubit

[Lift Her Up]

A couple of weeks ago on the spur of the moment I decided to try 123. I did not spend enough time, or any time, brushing up on prior posts so I figured this might be a total TOFTT.

The front desk wanted. 25 / hh. With the rate that low I thought I would get nothing. I went to room #2 and in came Senye, something like that, from Shanghai. She had on pants (bad sign) and a chiffon-like top that seemed to say, I might fuck you in a few weeks after I get to know you, but then again maybe not. I got a surprisingly good massage and a pleasantly friendly attitude, and no tease. Obviously this is going nowhere.

So at the end I was surprised when she made circles on my abdomen and then pointed to our mutual friend and asked. I said yes. She asked how much, I said. 4 as a matter of course. She wants. 5. I stick with. 4. .5 she wants. I say something like forget it, and then she does it for. 4. Ordinary this kind of thing is a major turn-off for me, but I just had the feeling she was following orders from her boss, so I didn't hold it against her. It was a nice HJ.

On the way out, she told me with enthusiasm to ask for "#2" next time, her room number. She seemed really happy with me. At the front desk, though, the workers acted like they couldn't care less whether I came back or not. Obviously hourly folks, not owners or getting a percentage of the take.

Lift Her Up

[ElBango]

In my previous post about going to 'one of the 123 places', turns out the 'one on the left' which I went to isn't 123 at all. The other place was far more Royal experience...

At any rate, I did actually go to 123 this time around, and, meh... not impressed.

Walk in, some chunky young mamasan with glasses asks if I want massage. I'm a little reluctant because well, all I can see is her. Then as I'm pondering this, 2 very nice young spinners come walking through the lobby, and, I'm thinking 'hey, if I get either of them, or anything that looks like them, great'. So, I pay the 35 and go in.

Go to some room in the corner, and, alreay put off by the condition of the table. There's not even any sheets on it, just a couple strips of hospital/doctors office paper across a bare mattress with a whole cut through where ones face would go.

Also note this sealed bag of what I assume to be the paper shorts previously mentioned. I didn't bother opening the package to investigate.

So, get undressed lay down on the table, and hear the knock: 'sir, you ready now?'

"Yup, come on in!"

Then to my utter f'n disappointment in walks some mid 50's thing, that has very little trace of feminine shape left. Not fat, per say, but more shaped like a loaf of bread. Has that typical grandmotherly looking Chinese face. No English, I think her name was Tina... but who knows, I could barely understand her anyway.

She proceeds with a real lame massage, I mean, just throws on oil, and proceeds to keep rubbing my back, again, and again, and again. Also had calluses on her hands that started to irritate me, especially since well, she's rupping the same bloody spots over and over again.

At this point I really could care less for happy ending or not.

So, time for the flip. Again, uses way too much f'n oil, and lathers up my chest. She's obviously trying her damned best to get 'junior' at attention, bumping the towel, sticking chest into my face. Not to say it's not 'working' but, just taking ages. I'm really not interested in her.

Finally a little stiffness, and she grabs under the towel and gestures with her hand 'you want?'. As I said, I could care less, but figure, might as well finish off here, don't have time to go to another joint this evening.

So, she pulls her pants down to her knees, lifts her top, and then proceeds to grab way too much f'n oil again and starts rubbing my shaft.

I kind of go through the motions and play with the tits a bit, but, again, just not what I wanted. If I wanted a mid-50's thing, I'd go visit Shirley on Valley, and get an actual decent (but short) massage followed by one hell of a BJ or some FS. This thing I was with here I couldn't even get to give me a BJ -- which would have been a major improvement because then I wouldn't have to look at that face...

At any rate, she finally gets me to finish, cleans me up with a paper towel (too much to expect hot towels here), and leaves the room.

I'm partially dressed by the time she returns with a paper cup with water. I take a sip, put the cup down and continue getting dressed, while she goes and removes the medical paper off the mattress, and applies 2 new sheets.

At any rate, I hand her a 20 and she starts complaining that it should be 40. Tells me (suddenly her English is a bit improved) that 40 is the price for hand job, and she even lifted top and dropped pants for me... blah blah blah. Just to be done with this I try to hand her a lincoln, and she still doesn't take it, says 'no no no, need 40'. I say, ok, fine, you don't want the lincoln, I'll keep it then, bye. And walk out. I'm not planning to return there anyway.

I really probably should have left when I saw I was 'bait and switch'ed...

[Urbudd]

Made my way over to 123. The first time I came here a few years back got a lot of teasing but no finish. I decided after reading some reviews that it seemed like a place that was ok for most. Went upstairs, paid. 35 and got the hour. Went into the room and she handed me the paper boxers in a package. After she left the room I threw them on the ground. In walks in a cute late 20's early 30's gal. Chinese to be specific. She's wearing short shorts and a black tank top.

Right away she seems very enthusiastic and starts with the massage and ass touching. She went in front of my where my head was and kept leaning over and rubbing her crotch on the top of my head. After the flip she goes right for it and then grabs my hand to put it on her tits. She's got a solid B, small C. I finish up and she cleans me up and fetches the water.

Overall I'd say it was a good experience but after I got out I realized she did short me on some time. Probably by 10-15 mins. Would repeat again just to see what type of service I could get from others there. Tipped. 40

Visited 123. Paid the .35 to the house and get led to a room. I'm walks a about 5'5" 160 Chinese gal wearing cut off shorts and a peasant top with maybe Bz hidding under there. Her belly stuck out further than her top which was very obvious. Anyway get ready for her but without the shorts. So so back rub for about 20 then the flip for a lame chest and leg rub. She then asks with hand signals for HJ or FS I opted for HJ since she was a little big boned for me. I did see if BJ was on the menu and she said no so I thought it odd to but oh well. She asks me how much and I tell her .40 and she seemed reluctant but proceeded anyway. I attempt to at least get some additional stimulation via hand exploring and she said no. Its 50 for that. Huh? Not even the usual outside the clothes only. Needless to say that didn't help the mood much. At any rate she finish up, cleans up and I'm out. On my way out I catch a glimpse of a taller skinnier gal from the back so maybe who Wood is talking about. The one I had was summer, she is in her 20s also, so give her a try if she sounds like your cup of tea. No repeat for me. I want to try and get the other gal.

[Member #5605]

Made my way over to 123. The first time I came here a few years back got a lot of teasing but no finish. I decided after reading some reviews that it seemed like a place that was ok for most. Went upstairs, paid. 35 and got the hour. Went into the room and she handed me the paper boxers in a package. After she left the room I threw them on the ground. In walks in a cute late 20's early 30's gal. Chinese to be specific. She's wearing short shorts and a black tank top.

Right away she seems very enthusiastic and starts with the massage and ass touching. She went in front of my where my head was and kept leaning over and rubbing her crotch on the top of my head. After the flip she goes right for it and then grabs my hand to put it on her tits. She's got a solid B, small C. I finish up and she cleans me up and fetches the water.

Overall I'd say it was a good experience but after I got out I realized she did short me on some time. Probably by 10-15 mins. Would repeat again just to see what type of service I could get from others there. Tipped. 40

I stopped going to "123" because of the lack of ENGLISH communication comprehension from the "providers" and the even WORSE lack of FS! I did meet a "provider" there once though that I got the phone number of, and have seen her at my pad SEVERAL TIMES! .

[WoodYee]

Made my way over to 123. The first time I came here a few years back got a lot of teasing but no finish. I decided after reading some reviews that it seemed like a place that was ok for most. Went upstairs, paid. 35 and got the hour. Went into the room and she handed me the paper boxers in a package. After she left the room I threw them on the ground. In walks in a cute late 20's early 30's gal. Chinese to be specific. She's wearing short shorts and a black tank top.

Right away she seems very enthusiastic and starts with the massage and ass touching. She went in front of my where my head was and kept leaning over and rubbing her crotch on the top of my head. After the flip she goes right for it and then grabs my hand to put it on her tits. She's got a solid B, small C. I finish up and she cleans me up and fetches the water.

Overall I'd say it was a good experience but after I got out I realized she did short me on some time. Probably by 10-15 mins. Would repeat again just to see what type of service I could get from others there. Tipped. 40

[Shwiga]

Don't get out your way except every 5 years, but enjoy reading it. On the English speaking, many speak and more understand a lot more then they let on. Had one provider who gave me very limited English. The one day caught her speaking excellent although accented English, telling one girl about housing loans in specif legal terms. I called her on it, and both girls laugh. She said why talk to customers, same dumb convo, they want to ask you out, get lower price or hear life story. She said don't feel bad, but your older then my father (she was right) so we really don't have much to chat about. So I would always ask her about restaurants, and that became our common ground till she vanished. The I asked the other girl who I caught speaking English where she was, and she said she never hear of the provider I had seen weekly for about two years. Its their sandbox. LOL

Well to be honest with you, I speak mandarin and I'm asian. I know most of the ladies there honestly don't speak enough english to even understand a normal conversation. I speak mandarin with them and their faces light up. They prefer Asian customers because they can actually carry a conversation in mandarin, rather than let the customers who only speak english blab on and they just pretend to somewhat understand. Mostly they don't and are disinterested. Not my words, but actually most of them has reported to me. Only my ATF speaks decent english where she prefers to hold a conversation in english rather than mandarin. A lot of the ladies, especially the younger ones have recently immigrated from China and are going to language school to learn to language. A few of the girls even have told me that they hated learning english because it was hard and they prefer to just skate by not really learning more than the bare minimum. In any case, I find that going to any MPs around SG area, once you start speaking mandarin, they light up and are instantly super friendly and are comfortable, even if you are a new customer.

[Smoothie86]

Well, went to see another Hx provider in Ontario. She gave me shitty direction and the wrong name to her apartment buildings. Couldn't find her place until it was too late! Anyways, I didn't want to waste a Vigara.

So I end up going to HT. Saw the Mamasan. She asks where have you been? I told her I was busy. Yeah busy pounding HX girls! Anyways, I go to room 6 and wait. A few minutes later Paula walks into the room. Very skinny Asian gal. She was probaly 100lbs. 5ft 3in. Fake shitty boob job. Short hair, bob cut. Very plain looking! Undress get on table. She gives a decent massage, walks on back, foot massage etc. Before the flip, she gives me a rim job. It was just ok. On the flip, her BJ was pretty decent. She did Cg and misch. In the middle of the session she started to get a leg cramp. I got up, let her close her legs and continued to screw her. After a few minutes of this, she wants me to hurry up. Wants to finish me off with a handjob. I said let me finish in misch. So I'm really hammering away in misch position. I fianally finish. I won't repeat with her! Overall it was a So So experience with her! Damage $.40. 40 entrance fee $ tip I don't recommend Paula. Very average looks, average service. Sorry, but I'm use to stellar performances! Happy Hunting! Hope this helps you guys!

[ElBango]

This isn't really SGV, more inland empire I guess. I was taking care of a few things in Rancho, and driving west along Foothill for a while instead of taking 210. Somewhere just west of Upland saw some place that said 'Health Spa' or something like that, and thought 'what the heck, let's give it a try'.

So pulled into the parking lot, and notice there are 2 other 'spas' in the plaza. Perhaps same owner, who knows. At any rate, went to the place that caught my attention from Foothill and went in.

One of those places with a buzzer to let you in, so, I'm waiting about 20 seconds or so, see a bunch of signs that say something to the effect 'providers must remain clothed at all times', 'sexual advances not tolerated', etc (which most of the time is BS because it's just the opposite that is true). Then the buzzer lets me in and I'm greeted by this early 30's latina wearing a tight black skirt, and tight black shirt with a push up bra (so, I'm already thinking 'yup, the signs are bs, good!'). Nice face, decent body, probably tight when she was in her 20's but, getting a little loose now, but, still no belly rolls or anything like that. She ask's if I've been here before, and, I really didn't feel like making up some bs story, so, simply said 'no, saw this place from foothill, and thought I'd try it out'.

She tells me it's. 4 for half hour, I say sure, hand her a Benjamin, she says she'll be right back with change, and to get undressed and lay down.

Do as she says, she comes back with the change, puts it on the table, and proceeds to give a 'decent' massage (as far as untrained massage therapists go). It was rather sensual, so, I enjoyed it. But, it really only lasted about 7-8 minutes.

She asks me to turn over, so, I do, but for shits and giggles I leave the towel on. She begins rubbing my chest then almost immediately grabs the towel and chucks it to the side. Mean while I'm now starting to grab her ass, since she by this time had climbed on the table and was kneeling next to me.

She asks if I want 'everything', which I assumed to mean FS, so, I ask how much? She says '.6 more'. Deal.

She grabs a cover, puts it on with her mouth, meanwhile I'm playing with her be cups.

I end up picking her up and sit her on my lap spread legged. She begins riding me. Do this for a while as I lick those nipples.

Pick her up again and bend her over the table and do her from behind for a while, finish with her on her back while I'm standing on the floor, grabbing her legs and plowing her.

She goes and grabs a few sanitary wipes and hot towels and cleans up little elbango and my hands.

All said, good experience. I would have preferred a bit better massage, but, was pleased to get FS with a lady of somewhat better quality than what's in SGV for $ all in.

Will likely visit again next time I'm that way. Then again it really is only 15-20 miles away, so, not like it's a horribly long drive to get there anyway. Very glad I decided to to stop and try out place. Sometimes TOFTT pays off.

[FunTrust]

Stop by a favorite place of mine in S. El Monte. Been to several places before I finally stumbled into this gold mine. Been to Pizza. 123, and plenty of others, but for the price of the house (.35) and the quality of the women here, this is my AFT. Mamasan already knows who I am by now and I've tried at least 5 different ladies they have there. I personally like my massages hard since I work out 3 times a week and kind of a meat head, my muscles needs a good hard rub. Most of the ladies give good decent massages, I'd recommend yang yang or Lisa. From all the ladies I've tried, they all give extra tug at the end, and always with the standard. 4 for the tip. As far as who is the best looking, it's all up to preference, most of the grouping of the ladies would be 30+, there's one or two below 30, but those ladies have school and book appointment only. As far as my favorite lady, can't give that up, since she doesn't like having a lot of clients, and she's very picky on who she takes care of. You will have to PM and trade good info to get her. She doesn't provide anymore than the usual rub, but honestly she's the prettiest one there and she's has a tight petite body to die for. Speaks great english, while the rest of the ladies pretty much doesn't speak english at all or very little. Like I said, there's a few that are willing to provide FS, but it won't come cheap ($) , but the massages are great and tugs are always good.

Shwig

Don't get out your way except every 5 years, but enjoy reading it. On the English speaking, many speak and more understand a lot more then they let on. Had one provider who gave me very limited English. The one day caught her speaking excellent although accented English, telling one girl about housing loans in specif legal terms. I called her on it, and both girls laugh. She said why talk to customers, same dumb convo, they want to ask you out, get lower price or hear life story. She said don't feel bad, but your older then my father (she was right) so we really don't have much to chat about. So I would always ask her about restaurants, and that became our common ground till she vanished. The I asked the other girl who I caught speaking English where she was, and she said she never hear of the provider I had seen weekly for about two years. Its their sandbox. LOL

[Mondo72]

Hey fellow mongers,

Saw an ad today on BP that caught my attention (had not seen it before) it has two dancing babes on it. Anyway, called the place up and asked if the TS was included in the price, and was told yes.

Went to the gym on the Rosemead exit on the 10 fwy and afterwards headed to the location in El Monte. Got there and was greeted by a late 30's Chinese lady (about a 5. 5) asked her again if the TS was included in the price, she said yes again. Took me to a room, on the way saw a 2nd provider about the same range (6. 0) as my provider.

Went for the 1/2 hour which was 25. She asked me to undress and if I wanted the TS first or afterwards, she suggested after which I agreed to.

Asked me how I wanted the massage and told her "soft", she went on for a couple of minutes and then started teasing and a couple minutes later asked me to flip and got a hold of JR and asked for 40 to make him happy. Told her ok and she went on to finish the job while I was playing with her twins and caressing her bottom. After this she took me to a room and did the TS.

F. Y. I. I think she'd be happy with 30 for the deed, for those of you on a budget. I just felt generous today LOL. I would not repeat due to not being an 8+ range in my book, however for those seeking an inexpensive HE this might work fine.

http://la.backpage.com/BodyRubs/el-m...er-23/32340241

Mondo

[Shwiga]

Stop by a favorite place of mine in S. El Monte. Been to several places before I finally stumbled into this gold mine. Been to Pizza. 123, and plenty of others, but for the price of the house (.35) and the quality of the women here, this is my AFT. Mamasan already knows who I am by now and I've tried at least 5 different ladies they have there. I personally like my massages hard since I work out 3 times a week and kind of a meat head, my muscles needs a good hard rub. Most of the ladies give good decent massages, I'd recommend yang yang or Lisa. From all the ladies I've tried, they all give extra tug at the end, and always with the standard. 4 for the tip. As far as who is the best looking, it's all up to preference, most of the grouping of the ladies would be 30+, there's one or two below 30, but those ladies have school and book appointment only. As far as my favorite lady, can't give that up, since she doesn't like having a lot of clients, and she's very picky on who she takes care of. You will have to PM and trade good info to get her. She doesn't provide anymore than the usual rub, but honestly she's the prettiest one there and she's has a tight petite body to die for. Speaks great english, while the rest of the ladies pretty much doesn't speak english at all or very little. Like I said, there's a few that are willing to provide FS, but it won't come cheap ($), but the massages are great and tugs are always good.

Shwig

[Pcpc1688]

Had an old mama J, got fingers wet against her better judgement. .7 total.

That .4 door fee for half in SGV is out of whack for the area and level of therapist.

Not repeating.

PC out

[Urbudd]

Excuse me for a moment as I go and puke up my breakfast. Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, nasty.

The Tall Man

So Tall Man. Are you suggesting not to report on a bad experience as a heads up to others?

[The Tall Man]

.as I was dressing I caught an odor and I realized it was her saliva on my hands since I didn't FIV or anything. Smelled like she RIM the last monger and came straight to me .

Excuse me for a moment as I go and puke up my breakfast. Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, nasty.

The Tall Man