Massage Parlor Reports

[Stressed Out]

I had to post this for the VERY few good guys I know here to hopefully save you the time, money and aggravation in seeing Apple! I took a HUGE one for the team with this girl. Apple is by FAR the worst experience I have ever had BAR NONE! That includes all women I have ever been with (BP, Craigs, Escorts and SW's)!

From the 5 minute scrubby thing TS, to the 10 minute crappy massage to the 15 minute hurry up and cum. But don't touch me double condom fuck! She wouldn't let me touch her anywhere and also clamped her thighs so I couldn't go any deeper then half way. Only reason we went 15 minutes in mish is because there was no wayyyyyyy in hell I was going cum. After the 15 minutes she pushed me off and asked why no cum? WTF. Then she proceeds to give me a half ass HJ and still brushed off all attempts to touch her anywhere! I had everything I could do to blast one. What a huge waste!

Back into hiding,

Muffy

Thanks for coming out of hiding for us. I don't think I've ever heard of a FS AMP girl that was that bad. Bad massage yes. Bad oral skills. Yes. No anal. Yes. Not letting you touch her some areas. Yes. But not letting you touch her anywhere. Never and not letting you in to finish with a condom. Never. We owe you huge thanks on this one. SO

ps..just started reading through the forum which I haven't done in a few days....wow this girl really really sucks.......all the way from licking the chocolate to BB.........wow.

[MuffyTheDiver]

I had to post this for the VERY few good guys I know here to hopefully save you the time, money and aggravation in seeing Apple! I took a HUGE one for the team with this girl. Apple is by FAR the worst experience I have ever had BAR NONE! That includes all women I have ever been with (BP, Craigs, Escorts and SW's)!

From the 5 minute scrubby thing TS, to the 10 minute crappy massage to the 15 minute hurry up and cum. But don't touch me double condom fuck! She wouldn't let me touch her anywhere and also clamped her thighs so I couldn't go any deeper then half way. Only reason we went 15 minutes in mish is because there was no wayyyyyyy in hell I was going cum. After the 15 minutes she pushed me off and asked why no cum? WTF. Then she proceeds to give me a half ass HJ and still brushed off all attempts to touch her anywhere! I had everything I could do to blast one. What a huge waste!

Back into hiding,

Muffy

[Ron Princeton]

Thanks for drastically pushing up the cost of a visit to the AMP.

Here's the damage: .6 for the house and 2 for tip.

[BigBadDog69]

No we just comment that when you see someone posting for the first time and there review seems shady we know its not a legitimate review.

We all have our favorite AMP's and depends what your looking for but we have it pretty nailed

Down on who and where.

My favorite is Admiral Street Spa. Why. Cute, friendly, talented girls, nice clean place, fenced in parking.

Other people like other places for there reasons.

But if you or anyone needs info just private message me. I tend to screen before sendind info.

Anyway go AMP's.

I'm with you Animal. Go AMP's.

My favorite is FE.

[Flamebird]

Then go by SC's and there packed.

I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at

SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private.

Am I missing something.

SC Pro's:

. Can be very upscale in the right club (hint: NOT Cheaters!)

. Good food (at the right club. Membership dues apply though!)

. Super hot Euro girls instead of Asian (but once you go Asian, you don't go back. .

. Can be cheaper if you just want a HJ / BJ or are limited in time.

. Defensible to the missus if she finds out. Sorta!

. Bring your buddies.

SC Con's:

. Can be insanely expensive for very little action

[Craven Morehed]

I go by several AMP'S going around providence and they all seem slow

Then go by SC's and there packed.

I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at

SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private.

Am I missing something.

Enquiring minds wants to know.

Went to a few SC's and man I tell ya really nasty. Don't get it.

Just talking out loud trying to keep thread lively.

Variety is the spice of life, I like to mix it up.

Heck if I had the dough I'd hit an AMP every other day and the clubs on the days in between LOL

[Craven Morehed]

Yeah, there's some truth to this. The little head has a way of taking charge in those sort of situations, doesn't it?

No doubt, but is the risk worth the reward?

[A N I M A L]

Interesting that you should raise that point. I'm an SC regular, and have started asking myself the same question. The reasons I stick with SCs are predictability and price:

(1) You can see everybody before choosing anybody

(2) If you have a girl you like, you can call or text her before you leave to make sure she's working.

(3) With one exception, I never pay over $150 [Sorry, I refuse to use the silly $.5 code] I've sometimes gotten offers in the $75 to $100 range, including house fee. (Those were at Cheaters and Satin Doll, for those of you playing along at home.) The exception is about 20 years old and very energetic. (Sorry, not sharing that one.)

(4) If worst comes to worst, and I walk out, I've still had a decent time, and I'm only out a few bucks.

(5) Then there's the "Cheers factor." In every club there's exactly one girl who thinks I'm there to see her, and makes a point of making sure I have a good time. (The downside of this is that they move around, and every now and then two of them wind up in the same place.)

On the other hand, reviews on this board have been about 90% positive in the last couple of months, so I've started thinking I may have overstated the MP downside. At the moment, my problem is there are too damn many reviews, and I don't have the energy to go back and do a tally to decide where to try first. (I would ask for nominees, but some of you guys tend to jump down the throats of people who ask questions, so I'll refrain.

No we just comment that when you see someone posting for the first time and there review seems shady we know its not a legitimate review.

We all have our favorite AMP's and depends what your looking for but we have it pretty nailed

Down on who and where.

My favorite is Admiral Street Spa. Why. Cute, friendly, talented girls, nice clean place, fenced in parking.

Other people like other places for there reasons.

But if you or anyone needs info just private message me. I tend to screen before sendind info.

Anyway go AMP's.

[Moscow Mule]

Interesting that you should raise that point. I'm an SC regular, and have started asking myself the same question. The reasons I stick with SCs are predictability and price:

(1) You can see everybody before choosing anybody

(2) If you have a girl you like, you can call or text her before you leave to make sure she's working.

(3) With one exception, I never pay over $150 [Sorry, I refuse to use the silly $.5 code] I've sometimes gotten offers in the $75 to $100 range, including house fee. (Those were at Cheaters and Satin Doll, for those of you playing along at home.) The exception is about 20 years old and very energetic. (Sorry, not sharing that one.)

(4) If worst comes to worst, and I walk out, I've still had a decent time, and I'm only out a few bucks.

(5) Then there's the "Cheers factor." In every club there's exactly one girl who thinks I'm there to see her, and makes a point of making sure I have a good time. (The downside of this is that they move around, and every now and then two of them wind up in the same place.)

On the other hand, reviews on this board have been about 90% positive in the last couple of months, so I've started thinking I may have overstated the MP downside. At the moment, my problem is there are too damn many reviews, and I don't have the energy to go back and do a tally to decide where to try first. (I would ask for nominees, but some of you guys tend to jump down the throats of people who ask questions, so I'll refrain.

All good points. I am mainly an AMP guy but do have a couple ATF girls in a SC that I visit occasionally just to mix it up. I can be in and out (no pun intended) of my regular SC in under 20 minutes completely satisfied, so if I'm short on time I will go that route.

I would recommend NMS as a starting point for your AMP quest. It is not FS but is run very well and the girls are all pretty much accommodating. I have never really had a bad experience there in the last 5 years. There are plenty of FS options available as well, so PM if you want some suggestions.

[Moscow Mule]

With all the hype surrounding Jennifer, I decided today to make a trip to Far East. And yes! She does live up to the hype!

Upon arrival I was greeted by Mama-san. She was quite hospitable as she led me to my room. After waiting for a couple of minutes, in comes Jennifer. I was nearly star-strucked by how fucking hot she is! If you prefer the JAV-look then look no further. Of course, she does have some flaws. For instance, the results of her implants set her tits rather far apart (reminding me of Katie Morgan's) , and she does have some stretch marks on her stomach. Nonetheless, the fun that we'll be having makes those imperfections moot. To summarize, she was more than accommodating.

Here's the damage:.6 for the house and 2 for tip.

I definitely will repeat and I strongly recommend.

I am hoping you meant $$ for the total damage including tip. As has been discussed at length, the standard tip should be no greater than $.4. I have had incredible sessions with gorgeous AMP girls and still only tip $.4.

[Boston P A]

I go by several AMP'S going around providence and they all seem slow Then go by SC's and there packed. I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private. Am I missing something?

Interesting that you should raise that point. I'm an SC regular, and have started asking myself the same question. The reasons I stick with SCs are predictability and price:

(1) You can see everybody before choosing anybody

(2) If you have a girl you like, you can call or text her before you leave to make sure she's working.

(3) With one exception, I never pay over $150 [Sorry, I refuse to use the silly $.5 code] I've sometimes gotten offers in the $75 to $100 range, including house fee. (Those were at Cheaters and Satin Doll, for those of you playing along at home.) The exception is about 20 years old and very energetic. (Sorry, not sharing that one.)

(4) If worst comes to worst, and I walk out, I've still had a decent time, and I'm only out a few bucks.

(5) Then there's the "Cheers factor." In every club there's exactly one girl who thinks I'm there to see her, and makes a point of making sure I have a good time. (The downside of this is that they move around, and every now and then two of them wind up in the same place.)

On the other hand, reviews on this board have been about 90% positive in the last couple of months, so I've started thinking I may have overstated the MP downside. At the moment, my problem is there are too damn many reviews, and I don't have the energy to go back and do a tally to decide where to try first. (I would ask for nominees, but some of you guys tend to jump down the throats of people who ask questions, so I'll refrain.

[BigBadDog69]

I go by several AMP'S going around providence and they all seem slow

Then go by SC's and there packed.

I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at

SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private.

Am I missing something.

Enquiring minds wants to know.

Went to a few SC's and man I tell ya really nasty. Don't get it.

Just talking out loud trying to keep thread lively.

Animal,

They don't serve drinks at the AMP.

BUT, they have the most beautiful women at the AMP.

Unlike any other place in my mind.

[A N I M A L]

I go by several AMP'S going around providence and they all seem slow

Then go by SC's and there packed.

I don't understand why someone would pay triple or better at

SC then going to an AMP. Where there clean a private.

Am I missing something.

Enquiring minds wants to know.

Went to a few SC's and man I tell ya really nasty. Don't get it.

Just talking out loud trying to keep thread lively.

[Prometheus77]

I know the politically correct thing is to say is it's wrong etc. But lets be real I can't be the only guy on here that has got this treatment. I mean really, you are in the middle of a steamy session with you favorite girl and she mounts up without a cover and you stop her? If you do I applaud you for you are a much stronger man than I am.

I recently had complete testing done and I am totally clean!

Yeah, there's some truth to this. The little head has a way of taking charge in those sort of situations, doesn't it?

[JohnDoeJohn]

With all the hype surrounding Jennifer, I decided today to make a trip to Far East. And yes! She does live up to the hype!

Upon arrival I was greeted by Mama-san. She was quite hospitable as she led me to my room. After waiting for a couple of minutes, in comes Jennifer. I was nearly star-strucked by how fucking hot she is! If you prefer the JAV-look then look no further. Of course, she does have some flaws. For instance, the results of her implants set her tits rather far apart (reminding me of Katie Morgan's), and she does have some stretch marks on her stomach. Nonetheless, the fun that we'll be having makes those imperfections moot. To summarize, she was more than accommodating.

Here's the damage: .6 for the house and 2 for tip.

I definitely will repeat and I strongly recommend.