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  1. #2244
    I'm a troll if you don't put me on your ignore list then you want to read my stuff.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocrealguy  [View Original Post]
    I was in the area and based on the reviews decided to check it out, now wish I hadn't. Apparently I went on a very busy day which may have just been luck of the draw. However, L left the room 7 times (I am not exaggerating, I actually counted!) during the half hour. She repeatedly said 'sorry, very busy today'. Hmm. So I get shorted? Her looks and attitude were as described by others, at least mid 40's a little pudgy but willing. But the real deal breaker for me is the constant in and out. I kept thinking she must be working two of us at once, and after the previous report now I am almost certain of it.
    Their business has spiked. Ugly asian women giving BBFS has exploded in El Monte. LOL.

    I went there way back and had at. Everything is true.

    Ugly.

    Go see Asian Coco and save a few bucks and get a 10 in comparison.

  2. #2243

    Agreed!

    Quote Originally Posted by Urbudd  [View Original Post]
    Just went by here but maybe the wrong place. There was a N___y and L__a there. They were both 40+. I went with N since last post stated she was big up top but this one was opposite with Az. Anyway decent back rub then on flip the motion for HJ but I motioned for BJ which she agreed to 0. 5 for so got a BBBJCIM but it required my help since her skills were sub par. Also she wasnt visually or physically my cup of tea. Side note, as I was dressing I caught an odor and I realized it was her saliva on my hands since I didn't FIV or anything. Smelled like she RIM the last monger and came straight to me before freshening up. Needless to say I doubt it will be a repeat place unless I can get the 411 on the ones mentioned in these posts.

    Urbudd
    I was in the area and based on the reviews decided to check it out, now wish I hadn't. Apparently I went on a very busy day which may have just been luck of the draw. However, L left the room 7 times (I am not exaggerating, I actually counted!) during the half hour. She repeatedly said 'sorry, very busy today'. Hmm. So I get shorted? Her looks and attitude were as described by others, at least mid 40's a little pudgy but willing. But the real deal breaker for me is the constant in and out. I kept thinking she must be working two of us at once, and after the previous report now I am almost certain of it.

  3. #2242

    Inspection checklist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Urbudd  [View Original Post]
    Just went by here but maybe the wrong place. There was a N___y and L__a there. They were both 40+. I went with N since last post stated she was big up top but this one was opposite with Az. Anyway decent back rub then on flip the motion for HJ but I motioned for BJ which she agreed to 0. 5 for so got a BBBJCIM but it required my help since her skills were sub par. Also she wasnt visually or physically my cup of tea. Side note, as I was dressing I caught an odor and I realized it was her saliva on my hands since I didn't FIV or anything. Smelled like she RIM the last monger and came straight to me before freshening up. Needless to say I doubt it will be a repeat place unless I can get the 411 on the ones mentioned in these posts.

    Urbudd
    Perhaps our visual inspection also requires a hands odor test before starting.

    Be safe. Sniff.

    Orion

  4. #2241

    Correction

    Quote Originally Posted by Urbudd  [View Original Post]
    Just went by here but maybe the wrong place. There was a N___y and L__a there. They were both 40+. I went with N since last post stated she was big up top but this one was opposite with Az. Anyway decent back rub then on flip the motion for HJ but I motioned for BJ which she agreed to 0. 5 for so got a BBBJCIM but it required my help since her skills were sub par. Also she wasnt visually or physically my cup of tea. Side note, as I was dressing I caught an odor and I realized it was her saliva on my hands since I didn't FIV or anything. Smelled like she RIM the last monger and came straight to me before freshening up. Needless to say I doubt it will be a repeat place unless I can get the 411 on the ones mentioned in these posts.

    Urbudd
    Sorry gang. I misread the location for the large chested Nancy. Angels did also have a Nancy though. The rest of the info is correct. Sorry for the mix up

  5. #2240

    Angel Massage in El Monte

    I've been there and seen Lina. She's probably around 48, maybe a saggy B cup, three or four stomach rolls, thin legs and unshaven. She offers BBBJ for. 6 and can be negotiated. Didn't ask / want / think about BBFS.

    Too old for me, looking up and seeing four stomach rolls as she bends over me, and her 4-5 face were just a mood killer. Can't justify 80-95 for a lame rub and a BBBJ when there are other options for FS and really good looking / younger / better rubs out there. Just saw a non-pro latina that's half her age for the same payment although she did have some belly fat herself.

    If you're looking for a sure thing though seems this place is consistent with services.

    Happy Hunting!

    Quote Originally Posted by Urbudd  [View Original Post]
    Just went by here but maybe the wrong place. There was a N___y and L__a there. They were both 40+.

  6. #2239
    Quote Originally Posted by ElBango  [View Original Post]
    Interesting, I was just driving through the neighborhood, and I think I stopped at the same place as you. Couldn't remember if was called 'Angie' or 'Angel' Can never remember the names of these places, just where they are.

    I think I got the same girl as you. Well some girl who's name does indeed start with an 'L', but, I'd put her age more into the mid-late 40's. Great attitude, ok on the looks.

    Absolutely fantastic skills with the mouth. .5 for the BBBJCIM, then she sits there caressing me and 5 minutes later starts getting me semi-hard and says 'you go again? ', where by she proceeds to start sucking again.

    As far as massage it self goes, agreed, absolutely lame. Don't bother paying. 35 for the hour, you won't get an hour anyway. Granted the two BBBJ's make up for it. Just go for the. 25 half hour.

    Overall good time, will try this place again.
    Just went by here but maybe the wrong place. There was a N___y and L__a there. They were both 40+. I went with N since last post stated she was big up top but this one was opposite with Az. Anyway decent back rub then on flip the motion for HJ but I motioned for BJ which she agreed to 0. 5 for so got a BBBJCIM but it required my help since her skills were sub par. Also she wasnt visually or physically my cup of tea. Side note, as I was dressing I caught an odor and I realized it was her saliva on my hands since I didn't FIV or anything. Smelled like she RIM the last monger and came straight to me before freshening up. Needless to say I doubt it will be a repeat place unless I can get the 411 on the ones mentioned in these posts.

    Urbudd

  7. #2238
    Quote Originally Posted by TeddybearG  [View Original Post]
    Checked out this spot on Tuesday evening paid 35 hour for full body massage. Going into 25 minuets of lame back massage she told me to flip and straight up grab the boys and said 60 for BBBJ or $ get both BBBJ & BBFS. I was able to drop 10 bucks off for the BBBJ. Damn she was working it pretty damn good. Started finger banging her and got super wet. Asian lady starts with a L, age 35+ to early 40's, face 6, tits 6nhalf, attitude 8.

    Feel free to PM for more info. Senior members only.
    Interesting, I was just driving through the neighborhood, and I think I stopped at the same place as you. Couldn't remember if was called 'Angie' or 'Angel' Can never remember the names of these places, just where they are.

    I think I got the same girl as you. Well some girl who's name does indeed start with an 'L', but, I'd put her age more into the mid-late 40's. Great attitude, ok on the looks.

    Absolutely fantastic skills with the mouth. .5 for the BBBJCIM, then she sits there caressing me and 5 minutes later starts getting me semi-hard and says 'you go again? ', where by she proceeds to start sucking again.

    As far as massage it self goes, agreed, absolutely lame. Don't bother paying. 35 for the hour, you won't get an hour anyway. Granted the two BBBJ's make up for it. Just go for the. 25 half hour.

    Overall good time, will try this place again.

  8. #2237
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Everyone remembers their first success, failure, kiss, fuck. Today, was my first time. Someone must of slipped her some wacky tobaccy. Or, maybe it was my good love? LOL.

    Got what I wanted and more. This girl was all over me today. All girls want appreciation. I showed up three times at her door. She felt appreciated. Gave her a wild "O." I got my 'preciation.

    Something about that Chinese Pussy!
    I know this chick she is a great provider take care of her.

  9. #2236

    Quality RT

    Visited Sunshine in El Monte and saw E__a. Cute 20 something Chinese, petite frame and Bz. Good massage back with slight brushing on the boys and same on the flip. After the massage I'm waiting to hear thats it but instead she standing near the middle of the table smiling. I ask is that it? Knowing there is time left and she smiles again and goes and fills one hand with oil. I ask, whats that for? She smiles I tap the little guy and she gets to work. I was able to explore but under clothes and only upstairs. Attempted downstairs and only got so far as to know that there was heavy brush but couldn't check for moisture. All in all decent 0.35 to the house 0.6 to the help (a little high I know).

    Budd

  10. #2235

    Great work

    Nice bro is she available would love to do her thats what I'm looking for a MILF type hook it up LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Everyone remembers their first success, failure, kiss, fuck. Today, was my first time. Someone must of slipped her some wacky tobaccy. Or, maybe it was my good love? LOL.

    Got what I wanted and more. This girl was all over me today. All girls want appreciation. I showed up three times at her door. She felt appreciated. Gave her a wild "O." I got my 'preciation.

    Something about that Chinese Pussy!

  11. #2234

    Angel Massage El Monte

    Checked out this spot on Tuesday evening paid 35 hour for full body massage. Going into 25 minuets of lame back massage she told me to flip and straight up grab the boys and said 60 for BBBJ or $ get both BBBJ & BBFS. I was able to drop 10 bucks off for the BBBJ. Damn she was working it pretty damn good. Started finger banging her and got super wet. Asian lady starts with a L, age 35+ to early 40's, face 6, tits 6nhalf, attitude 8.

    Feel free to PM for more info. Senior members only.

  12. #2233
    I'm a troll if you don't put me on your ignore list then you want to read my stuff.


    Posts: 2611

    First Times

    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Yeah! My bum is going to be sucked. Some 69. Some BBJ. Covered FS. Think Ima going to stick a finger in the butt. After she licks mine, Ima going to lick hers.

    Then, Ima going to get brave and ask 4 anal. 3 tmes should be the charm.

    I'm going in. HEADS first. Wish me luck. If I don't return, tell my friends and lovers," Suck, Fuck! Have a Blast, and die while mobile."
    Everyone remembers their first success, failure, kiss, fuck. Today, was my first time. Someone must of slipped her some wacky tobaccy. Or, maybe it was my good love? LOL.

    Got what I wanted and more. This girl was all over me today. All girls want appreciation. I showed up three times at her door. She felt appreciated. Gave her a wild "O." I got my 'preciation.

    Something about that Chinese Pussy!
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  13. #2232
    Quote Originally Posted by Christophe1  [View Original Post]
    Yeah! My bum is going to be sucked. Some 69. Some BBJ. Covered FS. Think Ima going to stick a finger in the butt. After she licks mine, Ima going to lick hers.

    Then, Ima going to get brave and ask 4 anal. 5 times should be the charm.

    I'm going in. HEADS first. Wish me luck. If I don't return, tell my friends and lovers," Suck, Fuck! Have a Blast, and die while mobile."
    Hey C, that a new song you just came with? Anyway whose the lucky Chinese mama LOL.

    PC out

  14. #2231
    I'm a troll if you don't put me on your ignore list then you want to read my stuff.


    Posts: 2611

    He he, Ha ha! Ima about to get laid. And I think I like it.

    Yeah! My bum is going to be sucked. Some 69. Some BBJ. Covered FS. Think Ima going to stick a finger in the butt. After she licks mine, Ima going to lick hers.

    Then, Ima going to get brave and ask 4 anal. 3 tmes should be the charm.

    I'm going in. HEADS first. Wish me luck. If I don't return, tell my friends and lovers," Suck, Fuck! Have a Blast, and die while mobile."

  15. #2230

    Pizza

    Back to Pizza. I haven't seen Jenny in ages. I really thought she left. I haven't even bothered asking for her. Not that one gets a chance. This place has just gotten too bloody agressive in the way the girls come barreling out of the place. Whenever I go there, I litterally try to quickly sneek up on the door for fear that the girls inside see me coming and remove my ability to choose. Not that it works however. I've actually had to turn around and walk away on multiple occasions due to the porker coming to the door and greeting 6 feet from the enterence with: 'massage? '

    Seen Jenny about six months ago. It was after the "remodel" of the establishment. I heard she stayed and remained as one of the better looking provider there. To play safe and avoid other ugly, chunky, and older provider, I called and made an appointment with her. She is in mid 40's, gave me okay massage with HE. Gave her standard tip for HJ and she didn't look happy. I played with her small tits and tried to unbotton her jeans while stroking me. She didn't let me. She had belly tucked away in her jeans and if I unbotton, she probably had time tuck it back in. She had flat ass as well. At least she was on the good looking side.

    My first visit to this Pizza place was a couple month prior seeing Jenny and had good massage with HJ. I forgot the name of the waitress even though she gave me the card with her name on it. (I lost the card on my way home) She was tall and plain looking.

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