Escort Reports

[Coochie Eater]

I know nothing about her service, but I've seen her shopping, so I know her pics are real, and she is hot.

You've seen her shopping? And you didn't tell us where? You ba$t@rd! I mean really. What store? What was she buying? Did you get any other info? Groceries? Clothing? Sundries? Let us know the details!

Coochie Eater.

God bless you all.

[Tencan]

Hi,

Anyone seen Layla in Sun Prairie lately? She has not returned my emails ans phone calls for a while and I am wondering what happened as she always gets back to me.

[Forest55]

Gentlemen, I am visiting from Ohio and am interested in spending time with a mature recommended lady 40+ who provides honest, drama free dependable service. GFE desired. Since this forum is my only dependable reference, and the attractive ones from BP appear, like Ohio to have mixed or bad reviews, can one of you PM me with a recommendation? Downtown area preferred & Incall.

Thanks! Favors returned if you visit Ohio!

Forest

[Too Nice]

Why don't we start reporting these ads as"wrong category"? That is what I do, but one report isn't going to help.

I agree, report the men and trannys if they are listed incorrectly.

[TrueHater7]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

She posts in both sections escort and massage. I understand the frustration.

The prices do change between the 2 ads as well. So if you payed the escort price and didn't get FS than there is an issue.

[Andy54]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

Why don't we start reporting these ads as"wrong category"? That is what I do, but one report isn't going to help. When an escort posts fake pictures, advertises in the wrong category, or is a plain ole fake, report it, and then report it here, and more of us can report it. It might not change anything, but it can't hurt either, and it might make life a little harder for the bitches that are messing with us.

[Too Nice]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

I know nothing about her service, but I've seen her shopping, so I know her pics are real, and she is hot.

[Qjwin]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...out-28/3719256

[Howard5354]

Did you Google the number?

No number, it was sent from the pinger site.

Pinger_1545403262. Jpeg

[Andy54]

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.

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Did you Google the number?

[Howard5354]

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.

[Coochie Eater]

Big tits? Sure I like them, who doesn't? Big round booty? Of course! Can't get enough! Clean, tasty cooter? Man, I'm there.

But, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED! I think I've found my perfect girl!



Now just so you know, she has big tits and a big round booty too.

Digits for seniors and traders.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

[NewAgain]

Nuguy ventured west from the New England area. Was feeling stressed looking for a smaller bbw that supposedly like to kiss and cuddle. Big freaking mistake. Cuddle doesn't do either. Was talking a mile a minute, rambling etc. Most likely could have done a decent BBBJ, as soon as she started that, then went to put on the shield, her rambling made Nuguy JR go away. Had to go through it again for the shield to stay. The southern regions had a not horrible, but not freshly clean smell. Ended up doggy just to get it over with, and the 30 min apt took all of about 15. Do not call this girl, she claims she runs 5 girls out of her house, but also says she is moving to Chicago soon. Who the hell knows. Just telling you, don't make the call.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ion-25/6343373

[Howard5354]

I made a last minute appointment with her right before she was leaving. Everything was packed. She may return but she is gone. Now I am searching for her replacement. Lexis, her former partner is here, but she is not a viable replacement. I have been knowing M for about two years, have even got a booty call on credit. Any potential candidates?

Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.

If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?

Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.

Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.

[Howard5354]

Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.

If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?

Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.

Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.

Its in the blood.