BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**DayCruiser** · 06-01-13 20:55

I made an appt with the brittany referenced in the previous post several weeks back, I was directed to an I drive hotel. When I pulled in I spotted her coming out of the lobby and she went to a parked car with two black guys in it and sat in the backseat. I decided to go have a beer at Buffalo wild wings instead.

**Vino 7373** · 06-01-13 19:58

Originally Posted by Ryan82 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-w-21/8134766

Saw her earlier in the week. OK in call near the airport. She is staying with other people. She is a tall girl, nice natural girls. Little bit of a tummy, almost but not quiet BBW. CBJ, mish, dog were dreamed about. Ok performance. Go for the 30-min. The pics are her, but older pictures. $ for 30 min.

Msg with any questions.

How is her attitude and performance level? She looks extremely sad in her photos. Do you believe she has a pimp that may be forcing her to do this?

**Ryan82** · 06-01-13 16:35

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-w-21/8134766

Saw her earlier in the week. OK in call near the airport. She is staying with other people. She is a tall girl, nice natural girls. Little bit of a tummy, almost but not quiet BBW. CBJ, mish, dog were dreamed about. Ok performance. Go for the 30-min. The pics are her, but older pictures. $ for 30 min.

Msg with any questions.

**LovesToParty** · 06-01-13 14:10

Originally Posted by OldPumper [View Original Post]

Man up, better yet place me on ignore!

You have every right to disagree with whatever you wish.

A true gentleman would have let it go with a simple apology for the mix up.

Me and a few other mongers here just tried to help confirm that it is in fact truly Belinda in the video and pictures you disagreed with being her.

I even gave you her ad link to help you out in case you were really that lost and stuck under a rock.

Here it is again:

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ter-25/8363124

Didn't know you were going to get so sensitive, sorry I hurt your feelings or got your panties in a bunch.

Not sure why you went off topic with such a douchebaggery reply when all I really did was to confirm that what you saw in the video was in fact the provider.

The true purpose of this great forum is finding, sharing, and reviewing some good pussy while helping a fellow monger out along the way if you can.

But based on your rant it seems like your main focus is on the size of my cock.

Do you have anything better to discuss with us without bring up my cock size in your reports?

Hopefully I'm here in the company of all real man, because I find penis envy to be really fucking weird to have you a monger here bring up and discusing the size of my cock more then the providers here in Orlando do.

I strongly suggest you click on your member settings an place me at the top of your ignore list! Because pussy doesn't seem to be your main focus here eventhough we have uploaded video links and photos an you still deny what your eyes are seeing.

If you intend on discusing other members sizes in their boxers then maybe your on the wrong site an may need put on your red lipstick, pink dress, and heels an try your luck on OBT for some attention if that more your thing because I have nothing more to say to you.

OP

One does have to admit that OP just gave him a total facial (in the figurative sense) , although SD may have gotten more enjoyment from a literal one. Way to go big guy.

**Ziggy1524** · 06-01-13 13:59

Excuse me, but could someone please point me to the "BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews" can't seem to find then on account of all this other unrelated nonsense.

**DrFarksAlot69** · 06-01-13 13:10

Originally Posted by OldPumper [View Original Post]

Man up, better yet place me on ignore!

You have every right to disagree with whatever you wish.

A true gentleman would have let it go with a simple apology for the mix up.

Me and a few other mongers here just tried to help confirm that it is in fact truly Belinda in the video and pictures you disagreed with being her.

I even gave you her ad link to help you out in case you were really that lost and stuck under a rock.

Here it is again:

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ter-25/8363124

Didn't know you were going to get so sensitive, sorry I hurt your feelings or got your panties in a bunch.

Not sure why you went off topic with such a douchebaggery reply when all I really did was to confirm that what you saw in the video was in fact the provider.

The true purpose of this great forum is finding, sharing, and reviewing some good pussy while helping a fellow monger out along the way if you can.

But based on your rant it seems like your main focus is on the size of my cock.

Do you have anything better to discuss with us without bring up my cock size in your reports?

Hopefully I'm here in the company of all real man, because I find penis envy to be really fucking weird to have you a monger here bring up and discusing the size of my cock more then the providers here in Orlando do.

I strongly suggest you click on your member settings an place me at the top of your ignore list! Because pussy doesn't seem to be your main focus here eventhough we have uploaded video links and photos an you still deny what your eyes are seeing.

If you intend on discusing other members sizes in their boxers then maybe your on the wrong site an may need put on your red lipstick, pink dress, and heels an try your luck on OBT for some attention if that more your thing because I have nothing more to say to you.

OP

Remain calm, all is well.

**OldPumper** · 06-01-13 00:51

Man up, better yet place me on ignore!

You have every right to disagree with whatever you wish.

A true gentleman would have let it go with a simple apology for the mix up.

Me and a few other mongers here just tried to help confirm that it is in fact truly Belinda in the video and pictures you disagreed with being her.

I even gave you her ad link to help you out in case you were really that lost and stuck under a rock.

Here it is again:

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ter-25/8363124

Didn't know you were going to get so sensitive, sorry I hurt your feelings or got your panties in a bunch.

Not sure why you went off topic with such a douchebaggery reply when all I really did was to confirm that what you saw in the video was in fact the provider.

The true purpose of this great forum is finding, sharing, and reviewing some good pussy while helping a fellow monger out along the way if you can.

But based on your rant it seems like your main focus is on the size of my cock.

Do you have anything better to discuss with us without bring up my cock size in your reports?

Hopefully I'm here in the company of all real man, because I find penis envy to be really fucking weird to have you a monger here bring up and discusing the size of my cock more then the providers here in Orlando do.

I strongly suggest you click on your member settings an place me at the top of your ignore list! Because pussy doesn't seem to be your main focus here eventhough we have uploaded video links and photos an you still deny what your eyes are seeing.

If you intend on discusing other members sizes in their boxers then maybe your on the wrong site an may need put on your red lipstick, pink dress, and heels an try your luck on OBT for some attention if that more your thing because I have nothing more to say to you.

OP

**Station41** · 05-31-13 19:59

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...age-34/7132956 Hey guys I had the pleasure to meet with Jessica. The set up was very easy and she meet me at the door wearing some very nice clothing. The damage was 120hh. Very nice lady complete GFE and no rush she was awesome. I will definitely repeat. Pm me for details if you would like.

**JoanLuv** · 05-31-13 13:17

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**SquareDick** · 05-31-13 11:56

Originally Posted by OldPumper [View Original Post]

Who the hell is Berlinda SquareDick?

Are you that mixed up? Do you need me to help you out with her ad link? You don't think she would keep the same hair color or style for three years do ya?

I could have given you a pass for that silly statement if you were a newb, but a Senior you can do better than that bud.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ter-25/8363124

Belinda has one of the best Puerto Rican asses on BP hands down an you have doubts? WOW.

There are five photos I uploaded in that report, the two ass shots from left to right are 100% Belinda! The other three remaining photos are of the black gal in the video with the pink shirt on.

I should know because I personally took them of Belinda with my camera phone during a dream with her in the old red house off Michigan ave the place her and her mom worked when she first came into the hobby.

Any monger that had a dream with Melissa / Belinda in that dream room inside the red house off Michigan ave can easily vouch that that's her an they were taken inside there. It's so damn hard to forget an ass that nice even if you were wasted in the dream.

Obviously you have never dreamed of her if you have the balls to question or disagree that that is in fact her pictures.

Maybe it's time for you to get a new pair of glasses SquareDick or call her up for your first dream date with her Stevie Wonder! I'm sure you'll be a believer then without a doubt LOL.

OP

I didn't think the girl in the video looked like Melissa, not the one in your beat-off picture. I wouldn't pretend to be an expert at identifying people by their asshole like you guys are. As they say it takes one to know one. I guess the obvious threshold is pretty low around here. And I don't need a pass from you old pumper I'm not one of your syncophants thesthat worship the bed you fuck on. For someone who gets laid as much as you claim to you sure are up tight. Careful you don't blow a seal in your old pump. Do you have the kind that goes inside to make you hard or the kind that goes outside to make you bigger or at least medium sized? As for me I will will return to the purpose of this forum which is to post reviews and stop wasting everyone's time and bandwidth.

**TopGun9181** · 05-31-13 10:43

I always had a fantasy to be with a midget. Might take this one.

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

I bit the bullet on the last shorty that came through, someone else's turn this go around. :at)

**Jazak** · 05-31-13 09:12

I bit the bullet on the last shorty that came through, someone else's turn this go around. :at)

**NedleyMandingo** · 05-31-13 08:47

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...get-20/8437732

Here is her ad for those of you who haven't seen it yet!

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

Who's going to toftt on that new hot dwarf?

**PharmaGuy** · 05-31-13 08:05

Who's going to toftt on that new hot dwarf?

**ConstantBlue** · 05-31-13 00:18

Originally Posted by ILuvWomen2 [View Original Post]

I guess you are correct, some provider / handler is salty at me for calling out this fake ad. They even pulled out pics from that night that I. Well let's not talk about that.

I am flattered that a provider / handler is spending coins on me for a change. But I am offended at the pic they used. I would never be caught in that tacky color. Anyone know the cost of a BP ad, I want to know what I am worth.

atJoan, I am laughing because it's a great play on my handle. I am glad to see that the BP Post ID: 8279452 has a sense of humor. But at least find a picture of a black dude, or at least a guy who manscapes. Now when I see ladies not only are they going to think I bat for both teams, they are going to be pissed I am not white.

Damn you Bibi Jones impersonator, you just made it harder on a brother. LOL

You should get a boob job. You could double your fee!