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[FunTrust]

This morning I went to for sure thing, Bebe Spa and went with Lina & had a good time. I should have gone there from the get go. I will continue to avoid HB & Fountain Valley places .

Try H20 on Brookhurst just North of the 405, in strip mall. Looks legit, but have been several times and good massage and left happy.

[Pineapple50]

I am looking for a Viet Girl with a Dragon Tattoo on her stomach, Mid 40's, Nice Fake C's about 5'-2" and 105 lbs. She use to work here in Honolulu, but she went back to Cali.

JT

[Greenhornet57]

Guess the bug hit me again, I was going to give Emerald a call one more time, but when I got to the parking lot, there was one dude (not sure if he was a monger) sitting at his car, and an old gentleman also parked right in front and sitting in his car as well. I just had a bad vibe and decided to go try my older fav Valencia. And to my dismay it was pretty much empty. This place used to be bustling! Anyways, went for the hour, and I think I just looked too young or something since the provider did a light accidental touch, and the rest was full cover, legit massage. It's fine, sometimes you just want to have a nice good legit one, unfortunately today wasn't my day. Makes me not want to go back to my old haunts (coral, etc) as I'm thinking it's been so long that they aren't as good as I remember them to be. Oh well, I'm sure I'll try this place again, hopefully with better luck. Standard .6 and .2 tip

[Chogori]

Man, sounds like you get treated pretty well at these places. Yeah, this lady gave me the "eye" in the front office to sucker me in. Then she used her massage training to shut me down. I must look like LE to them because I dress clean cut.

She basically used her body weight to balance on my back most of the time, effectively "pinning me down" because if I try to get up, she's balanced precariously on my back & I don't want her to fall on the floor since there were no "monkey bars" above the table such as some establishments.

Yup, my read is that they were probably visited during the recent HB paranoia that we saw on those PBS videos & they are doing the legit thing for unfamiliar faces.

The funny part of my visit was I was looking for a legit massage. Was on the way home from physical therapy and figured this was likely a legit place. There was a Thai MMS who provided services but the only massage was done with her tits.

[Stockholm]

I'm surprised to hear that. I had a different experience there (BBBJ). I wonder if ownership has changed. I was there in February. Being in FV perhaps LE paid a visit there or something.

This morning I went to for sure thing, Bebe Spa and went with Lina & had a good time. I should have gone there from the get go. I will continue to avoid HB & Fountain Valley places .

[Stockholm]

I'm surprised to hear that. I had a different experience there (BBBJ). I wonder if ownership has changed. I was there in February. Being in FV perhaps LE paid a visit there or something.

Man, sounds like you get treated pretty well at these places. Yeah, this lady gave me the "eye" in the front office to sucker me in. Then she used her massage training to shut me down. I must look like LE to them because I dress clean cut.

She basically used her body weight to balance on my back most of the time, effectively "pinning me down" because if I try to get up, she's balanced precariously on my back & I don't want her to fall on the floor since there were no "monkey bars" above the table such as some establishments.

Yup, my read is that they were probably visited during the recent HB paranoia that we saw on those PBS videos & they are doing the legit thing for unfamiliar faces.

[Chogori]

For the hell of it I took a peek inside. The girl who greeted me thru the little window looked sufficient so I paid the. 4. She looked around 32. 45 range, decent petite bod around 100. 110 pounds. Decent face kinda cute. However, the massage turned more and more into a professional CMT massage. In fact her skills were really good. I tried to touch her leg and butt, her calf & leg felt athletic and trim. I kept hinting that I wanted to see her naked and tried to stroke her leg. She didn't budge. Anyways, Mr Slick Willy took a rest from what started as a big stiffie as she got really into her deep massage routine with walking on the back thai style. And she did some kneecap in the butt and shoulder technique that felt therapeutic but not arousing. She also used a cover sheet for the body to body massage part. I left disappointed with no HE and blueballs, but the massage was above and beyond so I had no reason to complain. Damn. Now I still need to empty into somebody soon.

I'm surprised to hear that. I had a different experience there (BBBJ). I wonder if ownership has changed. I was there in February. Being in FV perhaps LE paid a visit there or something.

[Stockholm]

For the hell of it I took a peek inside. The girl who greeted me thru the little window looked sufficient so I paid the. 4. She looked around 32. 45 range, decent petite bod around 100. 110 pounds. Decent face kinda cute. However, the massage turned more and more into a professional CMT massage. In fact her skills were really good. I tried to touch her leg and butt, her calf & leg felt athletic and trim. I kept hinting that I wanted to see her naked and tried to stroke her leg. She didn't budge. Anyways, Mr Slick Willy took a rest from what started as a big stiffie as she got really into her deep massage routine with walking on the back thai style. And she did some kneecap in the butt and shoulder technique that felt therapeutic but not arousing. She also used a cover sheet for the body to body massage part. I left disappointed with no HE and blueballs, but the massage was above and beyond so I had no reason to complain. Damn. Now I still need to empty into somebody soon.

[Fistfirst]

I gather that this place, latest in the long train of train stations, is closed. Anyone know the story?

[Rntintheoc]

So I went a stretch with no visits to any HE joints, but damn if the bug didn't bite me again. Just hit my 3rd place in the last week or two. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

No sooner did I post the question about improved massage services that I received a half-assed massage. The kind where she just pushes down on me all over. This time is was 'Shaney' (or something like that) from Belle Vie, but she got the job done in the end. Adequate at best, but DAMN, Chanel at the front desk. WOW! H. O. T.

[Orion1938]

I agree. I don't get out as much as I did. But when I do, I almost always get a decent rub at the HE places. Found a new one in Santa Ana yesterday that did just that. Report later.

Some House of Horizontal Happiness are employing certified employees to appear legit. These trained ones share their learned knowledge, thus the improvement in some cases.

Be safe,

[Greenhornet57]

Decided to go out of the typical laguna / lake forest AMPs and head out to Stanton. Tried this place called delight, which, I almost aborted since the entrance was pretty much out in the open and not exactly discrete in the area. Paid the entrance fee, used their shower (which was pretty much a small closet). And was very surprised to get a latina masseuse! I fully expected the typical AMP (viet, or Chinese provider). So that's already a bonus right there. Massage was very light / medium, so I would say about soso. That would be my fault for not specifying, but she did some teasing. The tiny towel that was used to cover you up came off, and then the flip. HE was average, nothing to write home about. But I think if I do a few repeats there, she may warm up to me some and it'll be a bit better, so I'm going to definitely try to repeat a few times. Face was a 7, body was a litte curvy, but that's how I like them anyways (Personal preference. I'm sick of stick like spinners with bolt ons). After it was done she continued on with the massage, cleaned me up, and I was good to go. No talk of tip at all anytime during the massage (a refreshing change from most Viet providers). Tipped the standard. 4

[Ib Mike]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

I agree. I don't get out as much as I did. But when I do, I almost always get a decent rub at the HE places. Found a new one in Santa Ana yesterday that did just that. Report later.

[AsianFan]

Before I got into the hobby, most of my massage experience was at resorts, Dr offices, etc. When I started to frequent AMP's, independents, etc, I always thought the massages were pretty poor, but since they weren't my reason for being there I didn't care. Lately, it seems like the massages I've gotten at HE places have been MUCH improved. I'm not sure if my bar has been lowered since I haven't done a lot of legit massages for several years, or if I've been lucky lately, or if the AMP's are simply improving their services in tough times. Anyone have any thoughts on that?

Just a thought, but since the state began requiring Techs to have licenses, perhaps that has caused the improvement, at least in the places that are legit. One provider that I knew several years ago went through the training and got her license and retired from being a provider. She only works at legit places now per her friend who I still see occasionally.

AF

[Greenhornet57]

I have this theory based on personal experience, that any place with coupons are generally not HE establishments. I'm sure there are many exceptions to this rule, but so far everyone that I've tried that are cheaper are legit.

I think only one place, I did actually score an HE, and it did have a coupon. But she was pretty old, and I'd like to forget it ever happened =)

I went by 123 Muirlands today, but had a 20 minute wait. While waiting, I check the OCR sitting on the table and see a new place advertising "Hot Girls" off Lambert and $10 off for first timers. I figured I hadn't introduced any new places to the forum in a while, and wanted to hit Philly Best, so decided to check it out. Sucker. Tee was late-30's and gave a really good massage, but was very careful about the towel and offered no play. At all. Not even a tease. Move on.