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05-23-13 10:20 #2855
I am Officially DONE with Lisa in Lake Orion!
http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-orion/9250024
I have been to her several times, I have reports on her; as being legit only, and about how she baits us guys in with young girls, suggestive wording etc. I saw this posting yesterday, and decided (don't know why) to giver her a call. She has NOW draping optional,"FUN" Summer massage, and states that we will love from beginning to END! So I thought, just maybe she is sick of making no money, that she would at least offer a sensual massage at best.
I called, and just simply asked if she was offering a sensual massage. She ranted for 10 minutes (I should have hung up on this self righteous Witch) But I found it amusing how she ranted about how all these girls are taking "Her" clients, and NONE except her on BP does any kind of massage, and if they do they are nothing like HER massage. (of course we all know this is NOT true) , and how she needs to make money (as she is not making any in this biz anymore) and all these bills, and something about how she takes car of her BF too (like WTF? Really? Your stupid) and there is no way that she is going topless like Regina in Livonia, and how that behavior is unacceptable, and she will get busted like all those other sensual providers. Blah blah blah. She went off on me for just asking a simple question.
I let her go on then I came back; and REMINDED her what was in her new posting. Ummm Lisa, you have draping optional, and saying FUN massage, and telling us guys we will love this (with emphasis on these words) massage from BEGINNING to END. DUH
You crazy bi polar nut job! I also told her she has been in this biz long enough to know what her ad implies. She stated that she has to get us in the door. I told her false advertisement as usual from YOU! She asked if I was booking I told her NO and why, and then she was like because I won't jack you off? I said nope that's not why, three reasons I gave her
1.) tired of your false ads, and then going off on us guys when we ask you for a sensual massage.
2. Not only did you bash everyone on BP like you're the only one that can do a massage; but you bashed your friend in Livonia, whom I have seen more than you.
3. And YES I want a happy Ending and I LOVE topless massages No shame here; and you will never offer that, which is ok too, but stop posting as though you are, and you won't have these issues.
I ended the conversation, with Lisa, you give a good massage; I have had better, but yours is good too, I respect what.
You do, but stop playing games with us, then going off on us and acting like getting or giving a sensual massage is like worshiping the devil. I flat out told her I will not be booking in the future, and good luck.
She started with the lectures again, and I simply hung up. Could not take it anymore.
This is a sad loss to my list, because she gave a good massage, and place was clean; but with her bi polar behavior, and all that ranting about what everyone else is doing or not doing, and the fact is that she will always play games. I am just done investing time and money on her.
Safe Hunting!
Ad:
Step into spring with a new outlook on life! Call today for your personalized session by Lisa! 248-707-9249. _From Swedish to Lomi Lomi with long strokes and a wavelike technique your body will love from beginning to end! With serene ambiance and careful attention to your entire body! All tension and stress will escape your muscles. Amenities include: Central Air, candle light, music, shower and cranberry sugar scrub!
What a steal! Bottled water to send you on your way!
Full body spa sessions available for 60 or 90 min. Book yours today!
No calls after 7pm. No text or e-mail accepted to set up a session! No restricted or blocked calls! Call Lisa at 248-707-9249 60 minute sessions: 90 Minute sessions! 75 for 60 min-hot towel wipedown 90min-massage, scrub and shower is 135! Call 248-707-9249 Thank You! 100 sessions come with sugar scrub, shower and 60 min massage!
• Location: Detroit, Lake Orion Incall Only!
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05-23-13 09:40 #2854
Cozy Spa / Best massage
Speaking of Cozy and the Van Dyke area, has anyone ventured into Cozy since the bust last year? It is open and just wondering if any good reports. Due to the sensitivity and how this may be on LEO radar, feel free to message me.
Originally Posted by Michiman
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05-21-13 23:42 #2853The link you posted is in Farmington. Asian Well being is Southfield plaza here is their ad http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ueses/12132112 Originally Posted by RemoMask
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05-21-13 23:37 #2852
Lmao
Jokes on us for sure! The ad never said or suggested it was a dude. LOL Thanks for the heads up! Originally Posted by HereIam2
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05-21-13 21:07 #2851Which state / city is her sister, Candylicious, at? Also, does Rachel advertise on BP? She sounds great! Please share more info. Originally Posted by Hugh Jorgan
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I've seen Mandy and Veronica's ad on BP many times, but I don't find them attractive.
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05-21-13 18:46 #2850
Katie / Krystal / Kristie
http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ed-23/11100173
Been seeing this one for a while now, first met her when she was working at Massageman's place (the one that got busted a few months back.
She's been working on her own for at least a year now at a private office in the Sterling Heights area.
Young, attractive "California blonde" type.
Standard $80 for half hr with HE. She goes in periods where she will offer more and some periods where she won't. French and full service will come at a high price.
Overall, great massage and great to look at. Big fan.
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05-21-13 11:09 #2849
Mandy and Family Biz
It's been over a year for me but Mandy has 2 sisters (one out of state). She gives one hell of a BBBJ when she gives you a gummer. If she has been drinking she is hard to handle, she won't rush and she will do most anything. Saw her out of state sister Candylicious lick her pussy, she also had two daughters, Shannon and Rachael that are in the biz too. Rachel is beautiful. Almost model like and she loves what she does and has a great attitude too. You got to get the gummer.
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05-21-13 08:39 #2848
Pasting a URL into a post
1. Go to the page you want to post the link for (for example, a BP ad). Originally Posted by RemoMask
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2. Use your cursor to highlight the URL (be sure you highlight the whole thing).
3. Hold down the CTRL key and the "see" key at the same time (copies the URL into temp memory).
4. Go to the page where you want to post the link (I. E, the message window).
5. Put the cursor in the message window where you want the URL.
6. Hold down the CTRL key and the "v" key at the same time (copies the URL from temp memory onto the message window.
IMPORTANT:
7. If you're using a computer you share with someone else and don't want them to stumble onto the URL you copied into temp memory, highlight and copy into memory another URL. Otherwise, the URL you pasted might come up again if someone else happens to hit "CTRL" and "see".
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05-21-13 05:30 #2847
Mandy
Tried this one out. Pics are her. Doesn't look as good in person. Went for the 1/2 hour. $100 BBJCIM with no massage. I'm sure massage can be had though. Says she's available 24/7.
Originally Posted by RemoMask
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05-21-13 00:09 #2846
http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...247-38/6267002
Decided to try a non AMP one. So far I found only one post after RTF.
Appreciate any intel on the Westland provider Mandy. NR has couple of good reviews, but none here worries me.
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05-21-13 00:03 #2845
URLs
Can someone correct me on how to post the URL link as link not as text. I tried reading forum, but no luck.
Have couple of reports to type, just the time issue.
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05-21-13 00:00 #2844
Southfield Asian massage at condo
http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...le-rd/10079621
Seen this once in March. The setup was done in a condo, the kitchen had the massage table and bathroom had Table for shower.
When I went there, the provider was about 45+ and I opted for half hour which is. 5
After undressed, she asked me whether I needed TS, I said yes. Then a thorough wash was given, but not teasing, seemed she was distracted with other things. Then back to room. The massage was non-existent and she just passed time. I did OTC roaming (never asked more than that, as she was older for my tastes). Then on the flip, she did a good job. Then cleaned with hot towel. Overall damage was. 5 +.2 tips.
I may not repeat as I am worried about surrounding (not bad, saw kids playing around and seems a good place in not so good area).
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05-20-13 23:53 #2843
Four Hands
Http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ds-29/11670435 Originally Posted by Whisperer
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I have visited once to this place. There were two girls at that time and both were above 40+ asian women.
The lady I had was not BBW and even the other lady I observed on that day was not a BBW. The massage was non existent and I booked an hour.
Her body tone was nice, but she looked aged for my tastes. She agreed FS for $.3 (thats all I had that day) , but was reluctant touching her sissy. But nice complexion and after the deed is done, I asked her to massage me for sometime, she did as nude. Then we sat and talked for a couple of mins.
Though I wasnt impressed, I might only repeat only if this has decent provider. Seems girls rotate between other locations, at that time I wasnt sure of a repeat, so never asked or bother to ask.
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05-20-13 23:46 #2842
Asian well being (I think so, but it is in Southfield Plaza)
http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...g-and/10278192
This one is located in a Southfield Plazaat12 mile road. I went there last month and seen two 30ish young Chinese ladies.
First visit. I gone after having a tough day at work and thought of checking a new place. So went here to take a chance as I never seen any review on this place. After going there, was attended by the one worked at front desk. Her name was ginne / gene some thing. I got to the room and got undressed and lay down. She started with unscented oil which was good and we started talking about various things. It got very interesting and funny (not like some of the providers own story, the topic went interesting. And after about 30 mins, she paid attention to boys a lot along with their two siblings. It was really good and relaxing and she did allow me RIC, she has a pretty nice pair and clean sister. After the flip, she continued teasing and we were talking good things. Finally she did a slow job and busted my week load! She told me she don't do for all and she liked me thats why I got that. I wasnt sure about that part, but I left happy that day. The damage was. 7 for door and. 2 for her.
Second visit. I was hoping to see her again on my second visit. But she said she want to take rest and other lady will take care of me. I don't want to gamble, so I said I will go with half hour. She started massaging which is below average. She just applied the oil thats all, when I accidentally brushed her legs she said 'no touching'. After sometime, she got the hot towel, wiped my back and asked me to flip. Then she covered me! I guided her, but she said she don't do. If I want I can do self service. At that point, I decided to keep quiet and finish the session. I am tired of self sessions (I can do with a nice movie at home, no need to pay money to them for that). Half hour rate is. 5 and tipped her. 1 for being polite and respectful.
I will repeat in a pinch if the other lady is available and if I had a bad day.
But there are good options for that money.
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05-20-13 23:28 #2841
Natural Health Massage at Novi
I wanted to try the other parlour in Novi area and since it had a mixed review, thought of checking it out.
http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/10098605
One old pal got out when I came in. Greeted by 35+ Asian female at front desk (Slim, kinda boney) and I told her I need an hour massage of deep tissue (really had lower back muscle stiffness). This time all wanted is a good massage and little teasing with HE.
She called someone in korean / Chinese and a old lady came in. The dress looked kinda nursing dress. She took me to the third room (last). The rooms here are closed with curtains. Not doors. The room was clean and I was the only one on Monday night 9PM. She asked me to get comfortable and lay down. I undressed and lay down. She came in and didn't cover me with towel and started massage. I have to tell that the massage was really good and she had really strong hands. She was thorough working out all back of mine. When she worked on butt area, it was totally legit no teasing at all.
After about 40 mins, she asked me to flip. Now, she covered me with a towel and gave massage. This is the first time in a AMP I get real massage on front body. But she covered my tented pole but never gave 'that' look for extras. Considering her actions and intention I haven't asked anything beyond massage. She has struggle in understanding language, but managed to do so and did a really good job on massage front.
They have a TS, but it is additional 10$. I wanted to try it, so I asked her to give me a TS. In the room, the table is kinda very clean (covered with a waterproof white cloth) compared to any other AMP I visited in MI. Then she wore cloth gloves and gave real bath, no teasing on boys. On flip, she covers me up with a towel! WTF, I told her it is okay and removed the towel. She said okay and washed me without touching pole. I asked her whether she can give me some relief. She politely refused and asked me to do self help.
50 mins of massage and table shower. The massage was good. But for door fee of 75$/hr of deep tissue and 10$ for TS, it is very expensive for a legit IMHO.
I will never repeat even though her massage was excellent.
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