Massage Parlor Reports

[Hank1111]

Summer,

Highly unreliable. Will never repeat.

[DaBubbler]

Absolutely not worth it. Severe up-sell. Will never repeat.

I've had that dream before, super up-sell and she wants a tip for her driver. Never re-living that dream again.

[Citywalk]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. I have read the boards for some time as a guest and a couple weeks as a member. I know that in light of recent events, new members are looked at with scrutiny, rightfully so. I have been a FBSM connoisseur for about 8 years, enjoying both AMP and indies. Here are a few of my reviews. 2 recent and the other my ATF.

Lk Mary Teresa- had the opportunity to see her this week. I am into elder women, real massages and bigguns; Teresa satisfies all of those requirements for me. She gives a good massage, a little light for my touch but will use her elbows on areas I ask for deeper work. I wasn't sure about HE, so I made sure to tell her I read her reviews on this and another site. She told me not to believe everything I read,"those sites are more like a Penthouse fantasy". I told her I'd make my own judgement. Massage started and it wasn't long before I knew I would have a Penthouse fantasy experience. I love when they play around while I'm face down, and she does. Testing the waters if you will. So I opened the legs a little more and moved big Jim and the twins to my "mangina" position for easier access. 55 minutes of good massage to the flip. Rush HJ, which is fine with me. I tried to take her top off and she didn't allow it. Maybe next time. Not bad for. 8.

AMP Asahi- frequented this place many times. The only reason I go to an AMP is for the ts. I love when they wash my butthole and I tell them 'smell your finger' with an Asian accent. They have no idea what I say, but give a courtesy giggle everytime. I usually see Summer at Asahi, but this time she wasn't there so I settled for another girl I have seen once before. I never could understand what she said her name is, but I'm not trying to look her up on Facebook anyway. The only girl at Asahi who's name I want to know is Summer. Anyways, I requested an hour but could only get 30mins because there was only 1 masseuse. Massage was a 5, looks were about the same. HJ for HE. Will go back for Summer, will leave if she's unavailable.

ATF- Raine. I use to see Raine once or twice a week. I built up a rappor with her and enjoyed many frequent flyer perks with her, use your imagination. She didn't have the jugs that I usually prefer, but everything else made up for it and her eraser nipples were better than most cannons I've see. She'd greet me at the door in a silk see through robe, thong and bra. Always completely nude and lots and lots of fun on the turn. She is just absolutely sexy to me. I'd give her a 10, a fuckin 10- across the board. If she was still in Cassleberry I'd have to go on welfare. The distance and donation $.2-$.4 keeps me local these days.

I'm a massage with HE kind of guy. I've seen 15-20 Orlando area "masseuses" over the last 8 years or so. I stay away from GFE unless they also provide FBSM. 2 birds / 1 stone kind of guy. I look forward to providing to the board in the future. Happy hunting, stay safe!

PapaE

Welcome to the club, you will get a lot of great information on this board.

[PapaE]

Hello fellow enthusiasts. I have read the boards for some time as a guest and a couple weeks as a member. I know that in light of recent events, new members are looked at with scrutiny, rightfully so. I have been a FBSM connoisseur for about 8 years, enjoying both AMP and indies. Here are a few of my reviews. 2 recent and the other my ATF.

Lk Mary Teresa- had the opportunity to see her this week. I am into elder women, real massages and bigguns; Teresa satisfies all of those requirements for me. She gives a good massage, a little light for my touch but will use her elbows on areas I ask for deeper work. I wasn't sure about HE, so I made sure to tell her I read her reviews on this and another site. She told me not to believe everything I read,"those sites are more like a Penthouse fantasy". I told her I'd make my own judgement. Massage started and it wasn't long before I knew I would have a Penthouse fantasy experience. I love when they play around while I'm face down, and she does. Testing the waters if you will. So I opened the legs a little more and moved big Jim and the twins to my "mangina" position for easier access. 55 minutes of good massage to the flip. Rush HJ, which is fine with me. I tried to take her top off and she didn't allow it. Maybe next time. Not bad for .8.

AMP Asahi- frequented this place many times. The only reason I go to an AMP is for the ts. I love when they wash my butthole and I tell them 'smell your finger' with an Asian accent. They have no idea what I say, but give a courtesy giggle everytime. I usually see Summer at Asahi, but this time she wasn't there so I settled for another girl I have seen once before. I never could understand what she said her name is, but I'm not trying to look her up on Facebook anyway. The only girl at Asahi who's name I want to know is Summer. Anyways, I requested an hour but could only get 30mins because there was only 1 masseuse. Massage was a 5, looks were about the same. HJ for HE. Will go back for Summer, will leave if she's unavailable.

ATF- Raine. I use to see Raine once or twice a week. I built up a rappor with her and enjoyed many frequent flyer perks with her, use your imagination. She didn't have the jugs that I usually prefer, but everything else made up for it and her eraser nipples were better than most cannons I've see. She'd greet me at the door in a silk see through robe, thong and bra. Always completely nude and lots and lots of fun on the turn. She is just absolutely sexy to me. I'd give her a 10, a fuckin 10- across the board. If she was still in Cassleberry I'd have to go on welfare. The distance and donation $.2-$.4 keeps me local these days.

I'm a massage with HE kind of guy. I've seen 15-20 Orlando area "masseuses" over the last 8 years or so. I stay away from GFE unless they also provide FBSM. 2 birds / 1 stone kind of guy. I look forward to providing to the board in the future. Happy hunting, stay safe!

PapaE

[Taster6969]

Have tried several places in Kissimmee by 532 & 192 with not too much luck. All the girls / women are either too old or very ugly and usually do a half ass job at best. Even went back to T & C Spa on 535 and tried again hoping to get a better girl. Saw this girl called Linda. Older but not bad. Massage was OK and after 20 minutes was told to turn over. Asked me several questions to make sure I wasen. T Leo. She wanted to know what state I came from, I guess tourist are safe. She moved close to my hands so I could do some roaming which was encouraged. After playing with her tits (very small) and ass she gave me a few optins and went for the HE. BJ was offered for too much money and declined. She massaged very slowly at first then she went in for the finish which was very fast and not so enjoyable. Was hoping she would be gentil with me and let me enjoy myself. I guess she just wanted to get it over with fast. Again the service at this place was lousy and nothing special. Gave Linda 40 and was asked if I wanted some water. Got dressed andl left. WILL NOT REPEAT AT THIS LOCATION.

[Rocknroll702]

I was in town last week and tried both of these places. They were terrible. Easily two of the worst sessions I've had in a long time. A complete waste of money. Full menu was avail at Sunshine, but the lady was ugly. The girl at 192 was cute, but didn't want to play. Very disappointed in the scene out there.

[BuffGuy111]

I saw her a year ago. She is lovely. She asks you to sign a form saying you are not LEO. If you use bathroom you can not close door.

All pocket items go into a basket.

She is cautious but nice.

I read your review of her. I was wondering if anyone had seen her recently.

[Smokedmeat]

I have not seen this provider but I have seen 2 other tantra providers in Cen. Fl. I can pretty much use the same exact review word for word. They are not worth the money. They use the word Tantra to over charge!

Overpriced and under deliver.

[Getaway1200]

Not enough skin to risk it in kissimmee.

I went to see her in her dive hotel location but once you get past the location she is very good. With enough chit chat and a little extra cabbage you can get her nude for a very nice 'satisfying' happy massage. Short and a little chunky but great attitude, YOUNG and nice rack. You won't get better at this price.

[Barolo]

Consider this a good advisory about sticking to well reviewed providers. I TOFTT recently on an independent Backpage provider (adult body rubs section).

I have agreed not to use her name, but I will leave enough clues so that you can do some easy research and find out yourself.

Naturally: I will never go back.

Clues:

1. TANTRAMASSAGE.

2. 10 years experience

3. Come and be adored.

Positives:

1. Massage was very good.

2. Ending was okay (not really happy).

Negatives:

1. In-call location is not in a great location: if you go, lock your car.

2. Pictures are at least 15 years old and / or photo-shopped.

3. I do not know which eye to look at.

4. No roaming.

5. Baby oil: too much (slipped on the floor several times).

6."Lucky" the one-eyed pug in the next room.

7. In-call location: tiny (massage table in the kitchen)

8. $200 for 1 hour.

9. Pre-massage interview.

10. She closes her eyes (the normal one and the odd one) while massaging.

11."Meditates" while massaging: breathes in deeply, then exhales, feel the tension drifting away.

I am leaving out some other, minor details that annoyed me. The purpose of this forum is to share the good and the bad. Save your money and avoid this one.

Please do not PM me for her name / web site / location. I do not need angry texts / e-mails from her. She does not want to be reviewed on these types of sites. That is exactly why I am posting this review. I feel it is my duty to warn everyone.

Stay safe.

I have not seen this provider but I have seen 2 other tantra providers in Cen. Fl. I can pretty much use the same exact review word for word. They are not worth the money. They use the word Tantra to over charge!

[Laymedown1]

I visited the wp massage studio sometime last week as I wanted an actual massage with something extra. The place was kinda hard to find as it's in the back of the plaza. It's pretty discreet though as no one on the main street can see you walk in.

Walked in and paid. 65 for the hour. I drew Lilly as my masseuse. She gave a tremendous massage working all the kinks I had in my shoulders. On the flip I dreamt I received a somewhat rushed HE with limited roaming. Left a. 40 tip. Would repeat.

Stay safe.

Hello fellow monger. Thanks for the updates. If they rush the HE why leave anything. Others who really get involved into making us happy should only get the .4 tip.

Recommendation for the next visit. If rushed, then no tip or the most. 10. This will help the monger-hood out a lot when we see them.

Be safe always.

[FlyHigher767]

Haven't seen this one around in a long time. I read before on here she was good. Anybody visited her recently?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...iqi-34/2414151

Buff

I saw her a year ago. She is lovely. She asks you to sign a form saying you are not LEO. If you use bathroom you can not close door.

All pocket items go into a basket.

She is cautious but nice.

[Sex Xes]

If any of you see someone new, not reviewed, or suspect management, do the following: throw a little mud over your tag to cover up two of the numbers or letters and some on your bumper making it look like it was inadvertently splashed there. Before you park, have a note pad or common item on your dash board covering the vin number. Even if a cop pulls you over for an obscured tag, you will not be cited. They'll just make you clean it off. The advice is good about not revealing too much information. Better yet, obtain a fake employment ID with a realistic sounding company name along with a fake business card (It is not illegal to use an alias as long as you don't use it to misrepresent yourself to a cop, or for government services, credit, etc. By all means only use a prepaid phone you purchase at a mom and pop bodega. Activate it from a pay phone nowhere near your work place or residence and never turn it on at your home, work place, friends house, etc. Never have your personal cellular phone on at the same time your throw away is on. I know all this sounds over the top, but as a pi for over twenty years, this works.

That sure is a lot of work just to visit an AMP. This thread is supposed to be for massage parlors. I suspect your advice may be helpful if you are visiting an escort or a body rub girl. It sounds like useful info so you may want to post it on some of the other threads as well.

[ConstantBlue]

I partially understand your last paragraph! The other part says why wouldn't you tell? Why would you want this to happen to another board member andmaybe she follows thru with her threats?

If any of you see someone new, not reviewed, or suspect management, do the following: throw a little mud over your tag to cover up two of the numbers or letters and some on your bumper making it look like it was inadvertently splashed there. Before you park, have a note pad or common item on your dash board covering the vin number. Even if a cop pulls you over for an obscured tag, you will not be cited. They'll just make you clean it off. The advice is good about not revealing too much information. Better yet, obtain a fake employment ID with a realistic sounding company name along with a fake business card (It is not illegal to use an alias as long as you don't use it to misrepresent yourself to a cop, or for government services, credit, etc. By all means only use a prepaid phone you purchase at a mom and pop bodega. Activate it from a pay phone nowhere near your work place or residence and never turn it on at your home, work place, friends house, etc. Never have your personal cellular phone on at the same time your throw away is on. I know all this sounds over the top, but as a pi for over twenty years, this works.

[Gentleman 100]

Consider this a good advisory about sticking to well reviewed providers. I TOFTT recently on an independent Backpage provider (adult body rubs section).

I have agreed not to use her name, but I will leave enough clues so that you can do some easy research and find out yourself.

Naturally: I will never go back.

Clues:

1. TANTRAMASSAGE.

2. 10 years experience

3. Come and be adored.

Positives:

1. Massage was very good.

2. Ending was okay (not really happy).

Negatives:

1. In-call location is not in a great location: if you go, lock your car.

2. Pictures are at least 15 years old and / or photo-shopped.

3. I do not know which eye to look at.

4. No roaming.

5. Baby oil: too much (slipped on the floor several times).

6."Lucky" the one-eyed pug in the next room.

7. In-call location: tiny (massage table in the kitchen)

8. $200 for 1 hour.

9. Pre-massage interview.

10. She closes her eyes (the normal one and the odd one) while massaging.

11."Meditates" while massaging: breathes in deeply, then exhales, feel the tension drifting away.

I am leaving out some other, minor details that annoyed me. The purpose of this forum is to share the good and the bad. Save your money and avoid this one.

Please do not PM me for her name / web site / location. I do not need angry texts / e-mails from her. She does not want to be reviewed on these types of sites. That is exactly why I am posting this review. I feel it is my duty to warn everyone.

Stay safe.