Massage Parlor Reports

**RemoMask** · 05-17-13 14:31

After RTF, knowing it was a self help center, gone there to have legit massage. Only reason was very to my place and just needed a massage. For stiff. Back muscle.

Greeted by a no looker little skinnish provider in her 40's, took an hour session and asked her for deep tissue massage. She took me to the first room in right. I got undressed and lay down with no sheets covered. She came in and cover my ass. I told her I needed a. Good. Massage amd she nodded for it. Next 40 mins, she walked (handles on ceiling) on me, literally I felt each of the bone in back got relief. Worked on butt, legs, hands, never felt so much better.

Then last 15 mins, light massage with light teasing on boys but never grabbed. On flip she covered me, but it was already on tent. She laughed and told its self service. Gave me some oil for self help and some OTC roaming. Once done, cleaned with hot towels and gave a. Five min head massage. Tipped her. 2 and door fee was. 7$. I think her name was Ki-lee, or KaiLee.

It was really a good massage, my back felt soo good. Seems little expensive for just massage, but haven't felt bad since it was a. Good massage on that day.

<michigan. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / come-see-me-and-experience-a-blissful-massage-with-no-interruption-248344-2712/11845399

**TwistedBrother** · 05-17-13 13:59

To me, it's all about the attitude. If she's 50 or 60 or more, but fun, then it's cool with me. I'm over 50, too. Fortunately, I've had several of those.

But if she has a bad attitude (like your provider had) , then 20-something or 60-something doesn't matter much. Tired, lazy, pissed, bitching all the same no matter the age. Of course, if I wasn't old myself, I'd want the younger gals more.

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I'm with you. I don't care to bang Asian grandmothers.

**RemoMask** · 05-17-13 12:12

Took an one hour appointment. Greeted by a 30ish women with nice sets. There were three other old ladies in the front watching television and I was the pinot customer away the time. A Monday eveng 5:00pm.

Asked for shower and the lady did a good job, then back to room. I had back pain and asked get to give hard massage. She gave a very decent massage for half hour taking all kinks workedout. Then followed by teasing to the boys. Limited roaming OTC was allowed.

On the flip she started the light brushing and got me aroused. Then asked me if O needed a relief, hell I said yes. She kept her face very close to my little guy and started very slowly. I shooted the. Load after few minutes.

Then she. Cleaned oil and stuff with hot towel, gave some. More massage to get me relaxed. Never asked for a tip! Tipped her. 4 whole heartedly.

May be it was a good day for me, but what so ever, IMHO if you expect a decent massage with he, I recommend this place. One of my favorites.

Detroit. Backpage. Com / BodyRubs / finest-massage-therapy-in-town-26/9834231

**RemoMask** · 05-17-13 11:48

Got some time today, will update forum with few reviews.

DT health.

Michigan. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / dt-health / 11832706.

Welcomed by a older (60+) women with heavy makeup, followed by a older (50 +) women. The place located in a run down place, and the only car at 5. 30pm on a Friday was my car!

Got undressed and lay down, older came in and asked for TS. Thought of some good exp in past in other places, agreed. Same old lady came, and she washed me without spending time which anyway I don't want to take with her and gave towel.

I was thinking already massage will be from young person, but shameful she came for that too.

Nor sure what old ladies think about money, but total turnoff by her looks and for pretty lame massage. I don't want to be rough to ask her send a young person, and so asked her to give regular massage. She deliberately pressed me for tip before she even start her massage. I gave her. 2 tip though I never give tips for regular massage before hand. She wasnt happy about it!

She told me that she was not making enough and bullshit things, honestly everyone has enough problems and we are not. Paying to hear stories, we are there for service.

She told extras start at. 6 HJ, $6 FS with young women in addition to door fee. But there were only two oldies I saw at that place, no signs of others. I declined and cut the appt to 30 mins and walked away. Damage was. 8$. Worst exp in whole of MI hobbying.

The trip was total turnoff for me, IMHO its waste of time, YMMV but I will never visit again.

Guys spare me for two situational things,
1. typing from mobile phone which I am not much comfortable
2. my grammar

not sure why the url link goes text, I will RTF and correct later.

**Incognito1234** · 05-17-13 07:53

The Pine Tree spa on Dix Toledo in Southgate, appears to be closed.

It was a decent AMP with HJ ending, that I would go to on occasion. I tried to go by there the other day but didn't get an answer when I called, so I drove down there. It was during their typical business hours but they were closed and no cars were in the parking lot. I see that they're not advertising on CL anymore either.

**PussyFactory** · 05-16-13 23:00

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I got in there today to fix the shower up. I met the new girl, but wasn't at all impressed. A bit shorter, older, and stumpier than Tutu. I was busy so I didn't even try her out. I think I'm going to bring an interested buddy there to use up my IOU. I didn't ask her name, but I'm pretty sure it was her.

I went there today and experienced your work. Did you know the faucets were on backwards? Haha.

Sugar took good care of me on the ts and back in the room. The only thing about my visit is that I paid mamasan $.40 and she was okay with it. I was just messing with her, and told her it was short but she didn't care. Tipped sugar 0.40.

BBBJ with lots of BLS and rimjob with CFS as she rode the beast CG. Finished with a good massage.

**Member #4700** · 05-16-13 22:27

Originally Posted by Throtbngr [View Original Post]

Take it easy GuyNF I think Jennabain was responding to this post.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1761901

And not yours! Thanks for your contributions GNF and JBain and for confirming what I thought and I look forward to reading your posts when you have time!

Thanks Throtbngr! I think we all want accurate info here, and no drama. We're all in this for the same thing. A lot of fun! Hope to add more positive reports here, and help out when I can. Peace!

**Member #4700** · 05-16-13 22:20

Originally Posted by Rinhold [View Original Post]

Could someone provide me with some more detail about Helen? Feel free to PM. I'm looking for a cute relatively young Asian massage provider.

Hey! If you are looking for a "cute relatively young Asian massage provider", then Helen would be the one, IMHO. She's a petite, cute, sweet girl. Probably about 5' 3" and 110 pounds. I better get to see her soon. It's been too long.

**Throtbngr** · 05-16-13 22:12

Originally Posted by Guyneedsfun [View Original Post]

I did not say the pic was Helens. The original post asked "Anyone try them yet?". I answered that the second ad was Helen. Not the pic but her ad. She actually used to use her photo when she was in Farmington but again I am positive its her ad. I've seen her twice now that she is back in the towers. I won't be able to post much for a while but do lurk. Good luck out there!

Take it easy GuyNF I think Jennabain was responding to this post http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1761901 And not yours! Thanks for your contributions GNF and JBain and for confirming what I thought and I look forward to reading your posts when you have time!

**Rinhold** · 05-16-13 21:54

Originally Posted by Throtbngr [View Original Post]

All the Ads For Asian massage use fake pics of younger babes! That's a known fact Some places even use some of the same pics! But I was going by the wording in the ad and the location and times that the ad gets posted. Helen only used her real pic years ago when she worked in Farm out of a house with several other women but stopped a while back.

Could someone provide me with some more detail about Helen? Feel free to PM. I'm looking for a cute relatively young Asian massage provider.

**Hotcarl76** · 05-15-13 21:47

Originally Posted by Nevin007 [View Original Post]

Hey I'm new here, first post and never have gotten a massage actually. Looking to try this out. Has anyone tried out these two?

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ht-28/10232600

Stay away from this boring uninspired waste of space. She is unattractive, not flirty, no allure to her at all. You can get whatever you want for about 1. 2 or so but its not worth it. I was ashamed of myself for days. She will give you a half ass massage with some jurgen's old lady smelling lotion.

**Member #4700** · 05-15-13 21:06

Originally Posted by Throtbngr [View Original Post]

All the Ads For Asian massage use fake pics of younger babes! That's a known fact Some places even use some of the same pics! But I was going by the wording in the ad and the location and times that the ad gets posted. Helen only used her real pic years ago when she worked in Farm out of a house with several other women but stopped a while back.

Yes, I remember when Helen used her real pic, back in he Farmington days. She's a real cutie!

If all the Asian girls looked like the pics they put in there, there would be lines out the door at every AMP. LOL.

Thanks for all of the great info you and others provide here. I appreciate it, and hope to add more as I visit providers.

**Guyneedsfun** · 05-15-13 20:35

I did not say the pic was Helens. The original post asked "Anyone try them yet?". I answered that the second ad was Helen. Not the pic but her ad. She actually used to use her photo when she was in Farmington but again I am positive its her ad. I've seen her twice now that she is back in the towers. I won't be able to post much for a while but do lurk. Good luck out there!

Originally Posted by Jennabain [View Original Post]

Well, I know it is a fake pic, because 99 percent of the Asian ones are, but I thought that was Helen. Hmmmmmmm

**Throtbngr** · 05-15-13 17:58

Originally Posted by Jj 67 [View Original Post]

Don't you guys ever do an image search. This is a fake pic, it is not Helen. Be smart, be safe, don't take some monger's word for it. Do your own research.

Originally Posted by Jennabain [View Original Post]

Well, I know it is a fake pic, because 99 percent of the Asian ones are, but I thought that was Helen. Hmmmmmmm

All the Ads For Asian massage use fake pics of younger babes! That's a known fact Some places even use some of the same pics! But I was going by the wording in the ad and the location and times that the ad gets posted. Helen only used her real pic years ago when she worked in Farm out of a house with several other women but stopped a while back.

**Grinder264** · 05-15-13 10:26

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

LOL, I got the call yesterday about the shower. I'll be there this afternoon fixing it for you guys.

Do a good job Plumber2! I'm going there Friday and love to start out with a shower LOL. I love how they clean ALL the nooks and crannies LOL. I haven't been there in a long time and need to "check in". Plus I want to check out the new "Taco". Plumber, I used to love Tutu with her big titties way back when. Why did she get them reduced?