BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**Rei Haragoma** · 05-16-13 18:25

I'm not sure if anyone has reported on this provider before, even though I looked around on the forum for a bit.

http://providence.backpage.com/BodyR...011-23/3468277

Had occasion to be in the area a few days ago, so I decided to give her a try; besides, I have a secret desire to have a Nuru massage.

Chelsea is a pleasant provider with all naturals, I'm guessing 36C. A bit chunky, but certainly not flabby. Besides, meat on the bones is always a good thing. Nothing worse that having nothing to hold on to, IMHO.

The apartment is neat and tidy. Met at the door by her and a large dog, I'm thinking a pit bull, but she put it away so quickly I don't remember. The dog was quiet the whole session, so no worries about barking interrupting things. I was led to the fun room, again, neat, but a mattress on the floor. No bed frame, just a mattress and sheets, as she says there is no way to get a bed frame up the stairs. I thought of mentioning other ways, but let it slide. She claims every client gets clean sheets, and I believe her. Music is provided by her I-Phone.

She correctly advertises a "home-made Nuru masssage." And it is. She applied lotion all over both of us, and does a nude slide, front and back. Pleasurable, and those naturals make a feeling that can't be denied. While I still have not had a "professional" Nuru massage, her homemade is a good attempt at it. I give her high marks for being honest about it being home-made.

Ending is a standard covered BJ or HJ; she is not FS; and that's made known right up front.

I recommend her if you want an attractive, naked woman slithering over your body, with a minimal amount of lotion, some good conversation if you want, and a genuine provider, with no upsell, and complete honesty in her ad. No rush, either, Went over the hour with no problemo.

Good choice for something different.

**PawDog** · 05-16-13 17:20

Originally Posted by Stressed Out [View Original Post]

Glad you took the time to read what I was referring to. Here is some free advice as it certainly appears that you haven't had an adventure yet. You can take it if you want or not. If you haven't been on an adventure yet start simple. Head over to Lily's or North Main St. Both are simple. No negotiating and pretty straightforward. Take 100 bucks with you. 60 to get in and 40 tip ring the doorbell and do exactly what they say. You will have a nice TS, massage and leave happy. Be kind, considerate and a gent and everything will happen for you without any actions on your part. All you will have to do is lay back and enjoy the time. Once you have tried this several times and you want to move on you can head over to the 'more menu' option places. Once again it will be a standard tip and the girl will pretty much run the show.

In the meantime read, report and pay attention to those of us who have been around for decades. (you will figure out who those people are) You will learn the ropes and your 'balls will make a move' as you put it.

I say stick to the spas first since you WILL make mistakes, you will be shot down and other things may happen. It has happened to all of us at one time or another. But at the spas. The chance of anything 'bad' happening are a lot slimmer.

So get out and have fun. That's what god put them there for! SO

Thanks for the advice man, I appreciate that. I did go to Lillys twice and harmony once about 5 years ago. I think I'll head to Lillys again for a refresher and like you said get the hang of it. Less risk is probably best for me until I learn the ropes. I've some posts by you, gansett and horny something or other and I've learned quite a bit from just that, so I'll continue to do so. Thanks again!

**Stressed Out** · 05-16-13 16:35

Originally Posted by Gansett [View Original Post]

I travelled the East coast in the early 80's to early 90's. No laptop, cell phone, blackberry etc.

Back then it was pencil and paper, using a Cross pen was considered hi-tech. Undergound newspapers, bars and bathroom walls were the main source for locating willing participants along with SW'ers. Left my wallet and travel cash at the desk to be locked up and only carried my I'd and the funds needed for fun. Wore a Timex watch. Never got ripped off traveling, having fun in my 'backyard' is a different story.

<edit obviously this guy didn't do any homework to minimize his risks.

What was it John Cameron Swazee used to say. 'Takes a licking and keeps on. '

**Stressed Out** · 05-16-13 16:32

Originally Posted by PawDog [View Original Post]

Read those posts in the CL forum you were talking about by gansett. I get the gist now. Thanks for the heads up if I ever get the balls to make a move I'll post a report

Glad you took the time to read what I was referring to. Here is some free advice as it certainly appears that you haven't had an adventure yet. You can take it if you want or not. If you haven't been on an adventure yet start simple. Head over to Lily's or North Main St. Both are simple. No negotiating and pretty straightforward. Take 100 bucks with you. 60 to get in and 40 tip ring the doorbell and do exactly what they say. You will have a nice TS, massage and leave happy. Be kind, considerate and a gent and everything will happen for you without any actions on your part. All you will have to do is lay back and enjoy the time. Once you have tried this several times and you want to move on you can head over to the 'more menu' option places. Once again it will be a standard tip and the girl will pretty much run the show.

In the meantime read, report and pay attention to those of us who have been around for decades. (you will figure out who those people are) You will learn the ropes and your 'balls will make a move' as you put it.

I say stick to the spas first since you WILL make mistakes, you will be shot down and other things may happen. It has happened to all of us at one time or another. But at the spas. The chance of anything 'bad' happening are a lot slimmer.

So get out and have fun. That's what god put them there for! SO

**Jrdc01** · 05-16-13 14:11

Hey guys. I've been lurking for a while and appreciate the info that members have posted. I'll be adding a few reviews in the near future as I've had some good experiences I'd like to share. I just wanted to get some thoughts on some of these advertisements.

I think if you spend even a small amount of time researching some ads, it's easy to pick out the obviously fake ones. From near porn stars offering discounts to obvious TGTBT women, what is the point?

Are these all bait and switch? Are they obvious set ups?

For example:

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...ial-26/3465606

Obvious fake. What are your thoughts on ads like these?

**MJames** · 05-16-13 13:45

Originally Posted by Long Papi [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any intel or recommendation on this chick summer x5832? Seen her? Recommend her?

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...now-21/3351883

I saw summer a couple weeks ago. She is thicker in the middle. Seeing she had a baby with in the last year so she says. Everything was covered but she can deep throat. She was fun and I would repeat. She is a smoker though.

**CockPunch** · 05-16-13 13:15

Hey I just want to let you guys know if you see a new BP ad with a hot blond, just know its fake! Google her phone number and you will see it belongs to a fat girl from woonsucket with terrible reviews. She probably is trying to generate some numbers, must be desperate. Here is the ad;

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...-me-19/3492695

Here is what I fond after I google the number.

http://escortphonesearch.com/401-365-4024/

Stay safe.

**Gansett** · 05-16-13 09:35

I travelled the East coast in the early 80's to early 90's. No laptop, cell phone, blackberry etc.

Back then it was pencil and paper, using a Cross pen was considered hi-tech. Undergound newspapers, bars and bathroom walls were the main source for locating willing participants along with SW'ers. Left my wallet and travel cash at the desk to be locked up and only carried my I'd and the funds needed for fun. Wore a Timex watch. Never got ripped off traveling, having fun in my 'backyard' is a different story.

<edit> obviously this guy didn't do any homework to minimize his risks.

**NY Monger** · 05-16-13 09:02

These guys who are travelling and bring an outcall to their room and then argue about dough? That's nuts! These women and their pimps are almost invisible to a traveler, they have a throw-away phone, and some muscle nearby. To argue with a criminal who has backup is NUTS! Don't do it. Just pay up and accept you got some educational tuition paid. I only bring back women who I know, or met at a bar and have some, however minor, way of knowing who they are. Plus the real pros don't want trouble, just to get paid for their time. Even with my rules and experience. I still run into crazy women!

Its kinda like a dentist but a lot more fun. You want a pro who makes it as simple as possible. Plus holding out the possibility that you're a potential regular makes them more interested and less likely to get nuts on you. The weirdest experience I ever had was at a Vegas convention where I met a MILF who wanted to stay with me for 5 days with the argument that for a few grand she'd be more fun and cheaper than if I rolled around the SCs and bars. She didn't want to leave and actually showed up the next night at the hotel and was waiting for me. I was scared as hell because suddenly she knew my name, where I worked etc But she kinda made sense so I put the sensitive stuff away in a hotel safe, told the hotel my "wife" had a drinking problem and not to let her charge anything to the room. The hotel was ok with it, the MILF was pissed but went along and it worked out ok. The only problem (and ongoing) is she contacts me when she travels into NY and wants the same deal. Crazy MILF.

I feel bad for the guy who got robbed AND lost his job. Hopefully, that will be a lesson none of us forget.

**SecretSquirell** · 05-16-13 06:59

Originally Posted by Prometheus77 [View Original Post]

Oh, yeah. Guess that would make sense, since he was travelling. I don't think I would ever do an outcall like that with an escort who I hadn't seen some positive reviews about. Must have been interesting explaining that one to the cops.

Likely a lot worse than having to explain to cops for that guy. Know of a similar situation at a company meeting, guy had a visit, apparently got into a dispute over donation, pimp showed up & took his company computer, I-pad and blackberry along with some personal stuff, watch, etc.

Guy reported his room was broken into to cover since it was company property, hotel reviewed hallway video and saw him enter room then escort then pimp later. He lost his job, imagine explaining that to wife.

**Member #5176** · 05-16-13 01:21

Does anyone have any intel or recommendation on this chick summer x5832? Seen her? Recommend her?

http://providence.backpage.com/Femal...now-21/3351883

**Prometheus77** · 05-16-13 01:10

Originally Posted by Tp1701 [View Original Post]

It was his room.

Oh, yeah. Guess that would make sense, since he was travelling. I don't think I would ever do an outcall like that with an escort who I hadn't seen some positive reviews about. Must have been interesting explaining that one to the cops.

**PawDog** · 05-15-13 21:58

Originally Posted by Stressed Out [View Original Post]

Thanks for the shout out. But I must be losing my touch. Someone beat me to it! I guess the interesting thing here is that the 'pushbacks' here and on the Boston Forum I peruse happen all the time and very recently so ANY reading or research would see the responses and would certainly make me shy about posting as a 'one post wonder'. Oh well. Lessons delivered but never learned.

And I suggest that all the newbies check out the recent postings on the Craigslist Forum here in Prov before they blow a gasket. There are some posts by HAH and Gansett in particular that try and explain things a bit. While I do sometimes 'regret' being so close minded (and know that it isn't in the 'spirit' of the forum) about giving out info to some of the new folks I just think back and remember a very good friend that about 15 years ago I gave out info about to a couple of 'newbies'. Well not only did she get busted but I lost a friend as she (rightly) blamed me. Of course I couldn't be positive who gave the info out but I do know it wasn't random as she didn't advertise in social media circles. Now I know this has happened all to frequently to a lot of us. Some were friends, some were just great UTR providers and some were UTR AAMPS. And those of you from up north certainly remember Lisa who was one of the best providers of all time. So hopefully those of you will take the time to read and understand.

And of course the benefits of being trusted and true run the gaumet from not only getting info on UTR providers, attending the 'fests' to getting special treatment from some of the specia lladies that are out there. A few years ago I was pm'd by a provider by name of Rea. She asked me to put her info out there to those I knew. Well I did and those who saw her certainly had a great time (of course so did I LOL) And there was Lexxie who visited from Chicago who was very UTR. And on and on I could go. SO

Read those posts in the CL forum you were talking about by gansett. I get the gist now. Thanks for the heads up if I ever get the balls to make a move I'll post a report

**PawDog** · 05-15-13 21:51

Originally Posted by Prometheus77 [View Original Post]

You mention Lexy, but the ad you linked is for Lilly. It looks like maybe she and Lexy share a BP account or something, since it lists some of Lexy's ads as being from the same user. Either way, I'm not sure which girl you're actually inquiring about.

OKay. I guessed her name because I saw other ads she posted under the title sexy lexy. Also lists 2girl specials so maybe you're right 2girls same account. Either way I'm confused. Is this the girl who doesn't undress? The one pictured in the ad I linked to? I'm just new and nervous about getting stung as I second guess myself about which ads seem real or not. Thanks though for the help.

**PawDog** · 05-15-13 21:47

Originally Posted by Biggus Bishus [View Original Post]

Did you goolge her number? Look up her pic w / image search? You know part of RTFF also means take advantage of research tips too.

Yes I couldn't come up with anything concrete. Just a page on a different site with a different phone number. I will continue to search before I post though, thanks.