Escort Reviews

**PhatDaty** · 05-10-13 18:36

Originally Posted by Dr Kenneth W [View Original Post]

Great review. Based on her pics, she is way hot and I would love to spend time with her and hopefully I do soon. However, I call BS. What is described would be one of the most lucrative online porn clips. As described, with my contacts, that is $1000. 00. One thousand per hour performance on film.

First, of all, this thread is reserved for reviews of women you fuck. It is not a place for discussion; since you are new to this board, I will gently remind you to read the fucking forum guidelines.

Quacking of reviews (offering an opinion of a review of a woman you have never even met, let alone fucked) is very bad form for a monger of any experience. I will grant you forty-eight hours to explain / clarify your comment on my review.

IF you are suggesting that Nadia is not the Sizzling Sicilian dish I describe, go to the ATM, contact Buddah, book a session, and let her fuck your brains out.

IF you are calling BS on the activities described, see any lady I have seen and they will confirm that I do deserve my handle, and yes, I do have prowess at making women squirt. If you would like an instructional video, I know a guy, that knows a guy, that knows a guy that watched a video fall off the back of a truck ans sells a fantastic "how to" video (along with a bunch of other bootleg porn) that I can put you in touch with for you to purchase. Send me a PM for a link to his inventory list.

IF you are just being a foolish Puck, well if you dare, Orion will be glad to slap you around, if you have the balls, over where that sort of shit belongs: The Octagon.

You have 48 hours to clarify or retract your quack, after that, your ass shall be shredded in the Octagon.

-PD

PD asked me to amend this to the post "Can you change the timestamp or placement on my reply to that guy. It now looks like I beat the shit out of him after he apologized, since it was posted late." He didn't want this to look like he posted it after the guy made his manners.

**TheDaytimer** · 05-10-13 16:46

So how does one become one of your employees? BTW sometimes you can get take-out at Cheeks, especially if you are dropping that kind of money. Lots of rent-a-bed places just across the street.

Originally Posted by MyLoad [View Original Post]

I've been busy this week! This will be a long one so I will cut some things short.

I own my own business so I take my employees up to the strip clubs in Dayton to show them my appreciation for their hard work and dedication. I usually spend a couple thousand dollars and we have fun, but they all leave horny and unsatisfied.

Have a good one fellas.

**Bocintibean** · 05-10-13 16:09

Yes I did go and see Sasha once again. Once again it was truly an incredible experience. This Lady is like a fine wine it just gets better and better.

ISM

**Dweezil** · 05-10-13 14:31

Originally Posted by Dr Kenneth W [View Original Post]

Great review. Based on her pics, she is way hot and I would love to spend time with her and hopefully I do soon. However, I call BS. What is described would be one of the most lucrative online porn clips. As described, with my contacts, that is $1000. 00. One thousand per hour performance on film.

Let me stretch back and pull out the popcorn and beer.

Phat-go easy on him. Hes an impressionable youf. Also, I hate when a fight ends in the first round with a KO punch. Let's it last long enough for it to be worth the price if admission.

Dr ken. Seriously. Phat man may not be perfect but BS in his posts, especially about a provider partner as well respected as this? I think not. You might be swinging way above your weight class. LOL.

My advice, claim you were drunk when you typed it and tell us if you pick up and hot 'tang at the AA meetings!

Have a great day.

Dz.

**Dr Kenneth W** · 05-10-13 13:59

Originally Posted by GolfGuy [View Original Post]

Yeah, this could get interesting. Dr if you would page back and read sone of Phats reviews you would see that this is the norm. Better yet, go see sone of these providers he's reviewed ans see for yourself. I did and he ain't lieing son.

I take it back then. Just disbelief from a drunk noob.

A2 admits that I missed the original exchange and should have caught it, mea culpa. That being said, if you can't refrain from douchbaggery when drunk, don't post when you're drunk. Cincy has one of the best forums in the country and shit like this fucks it up. In case you missed it, The Queen City is my adopted city, (shout out to all the babes that make it so) I expect a higher standard, fucking around here really pisses me off.

Giving props where props are due I have respect for anybody that admits when they fuck up. Go and sin some more my son.

A2

**GolfGuy** · 05-10-13 13:05

Originally Posted by Dr Kenneth W [View Original Post]

Great review. Based on her pics, she is way hot and I would love to spend time with her and hopefully I do soon. However, I call BS. What is described would be one of the most lucrative online porn clips. As described, with my contacts, that is $1000. 00. One thousand per hour performance on film.

Yeah, this could get interesting. Dr if you would page back and read sone of Phats reviews you would see that this is the norm. Better yet, go see sone of these providers he's reviewed ans see for yourself. I did and he ain't lieing son.

**Gray0630** · 05-10-13 12:50

Originally Posted by Dr Kenneth W [View Original Post]

Great review. Based on her pics, she is way hot and I would love to spend time with her and hopefully I do soon. However, I call BS. What is described would be one of the most lucrative online porn clips. As described, with my contacts, that is $1000. 00. One thousand per hour performance on film.

Let the onslaught begin. A nube calling BS on PD's review, when those of us who peruse the board know of his conquests and thorough reviews afterward! (Which BTW, I personally enjoy; but don't feel the need to express my appreciation each time.)

Admin2, may as well prepare to move this one to the octagon!

**Mike266** · 05-10-13 12:10

Well, finally broke down a week or so ago and went to see Candice. Read some really good things about this girl and the price seemed right. Set up was easy for incall. The girl looks about like her pics. The place was messy though and smelled of smoke. I don't smoke and really can't take that smell and was a turn off. But service that she provides is very good though. True GFE with full menu. Definitely worth a visit.

**Notoriousdfk** · 05-10-13 09:04

Anyone have contact info for UrBoo in their PM box still? I've long since deleted mine, thought she was finished with the hobby.

Saw her put an ad on CL Casual Encounters W4M the other day, looking for assistance. Quickly flagged though. Would love to get back in touch with her.

Any info, please PM me.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 05-10-13 08:45

Sorry it took me this long to post. It took me this long to get enough energy to type. Had a dream with litsexyme on Tues. The picture are correct she is a little smaller then the picture shows. Meeting was easy to set up clean safe area off 275 & route 4. Answered the door in a black lace teddy greeted me with a soft wet kiss. She never got in a rush set on the bed for a little talk while removing the teddy I followed getting undressed. We layed down with lots of DFK and hands checking out of of the goods. She was wet clean and smelled good. I love DATY and a lot of the servers say they do also but nobody loves it any more the LSM. She was not fakeing it did not say ohh stop it is tender she let me go untill she got off at least 3 times. I then moved back beside her and she licked my face clean what a turn on. Then she started with one of the best BBBJ I have ever had then looked up and said stop me if I am making you cum to fast. When does that ever happen. After I could noy take it any longer I stoped her we then put on the cover started with Mis. And finished with CG. We both got off at the same time she set there a min. Then started riding again I think she got off again. We then set and talked for at least 20 min. I had no problem with that. She will get more visits from me in the future. Guys treat here right we need more girls like her she does what she says and says what she does.

**TriOval** · 05-10-13 08:40

Submit my application for employment with your company.

Originally Posted by myload [View Original Post]

i've been busy this week! This will be a long one so i will cut some things short.

In order so, i will start with silk. I now understand why she is so heavily reviewed on this site and comes so highly recommended! Scheduling with her was a pain, but completely due to issues on my end and nothing to do with her (the newbie thing). I have to say sometimes i can be an idiot and i put something in a text i shouldn't and it almost lost me the dream. She was nice enough (after scolding me. Lol) to let me still come over and we had a great time. Again, sorry silk for being an idiot!

Now, for bad nadia and sasha. I own my own business so i take my employees up to the strip clubs in dayton to show them my appreciation for their hard work and dedication. I usually spend a couple thousand dollars and we have fun, but they all leave horny and unsatisfied. As i have fully indulged myself in this new hobby i decided to show one of my employees what he's missing and again my appreciation for his hard work. I contacted buddah and set up nadia and sasha today for an afternoon dream. I pulled one of my employee off a job, loaded him up, and started off on a trip to the incall location. I informed him we were going to see a client about a new job and he eagerly rode shotgun happy to be out of the heat. As we approach the incall i inform him of the rules and he's looking at me like i'm crazy! It takes him a minute to realize what we're doing and as we pull up it hits him. I informed him he would be seeing my friend nadia and i would be seeing sasha. I contact buddah to let him know we were there and bad news. Nadia is nowhere to be found! Now, the surprise for him is turning into a surprise for me. Buddah does his best to rectify the situation, but there is only one woman and two men. I'm in no way under the illusion that i'm the only guy they see, but i look at my employee and think i'm not going after you buddy! That's a little closer than i want to be with my employee and i don't have time for me to go and then him so, like a good boss i decide to let him take my appointment with sasha while i have to wait out in the truck. What the fuck!

Bad girl nadia, bad girl!

Buddah was extremely apologetic and he went out of his way to set things right between us and i appreciate it. Ultimately nadia's absence was unavoidable and for good reason so everything is cool, but bad girl nadia, bad girl! As for sasha my employee wasn't good for shit the rest of the day. Note to self: Self, never schedule a bonus for an employee during the middle of a work day. She wore him out! He had a blast and told me "i was like the terminator when i left, i turned to her and said i'll be back!"

now for alyssa. As we drove back to the job site my employee couldn't shut up about all the fun he had and how he couldn't believe how hot she was. All of this talk further fueled my carnal desires and when i got back to the job site i couldn't take it anymore so i sent a text out to my man at ee to see if he could help. He set me up with alyssa so i headed out.

Alyssa is as sweet as can be and great at what she does. We had a great conversation after our dream and i could have stayed and talked to this girl for hours. Go see this girl she's great!

Have a good one fellas.

**ChickaAmante** · 05-10-13 07:23

One of my friends saw buttons two or so weeks ago and he woke very happy with good memories. He described that in his dream, the place he met buttons was a 2* motel, and the attitude was 'get down to business', which he prefers anyway. There was a little classic dilemma he faced as he booked hour but was allowed only to one cup of coffee, which sucked as he loves coffee. Overall.

Looks. 7.

Body-8.

Attitude. 7 (would've been higher if not for the one cup rule)

Value. 9.

Location. 8.

He said he'd dream again only if he had the luxury of falling asleep.

**Dr Kenneth W** · 05-09-13 23:46

Originally Posted by JakeJay83 [View Original Post]

Great review, how old is she? Didn't notice it in the long review.

Great review. Based on her pics, she is way hot and I would love to spend time with her and hopefully I do soon. However, I call BS. What is described would be one of the most lucrative online porn clips. As described, with my contacts, that is $1000. 00. One thousand per hour performance on film.

**PhatDaty** · 05-09-13 23:32

Originally Posted by JakeJay83 [View Original Post]

Great review, how old is she? Didn't notice it in the long review.

My best estimation is between 24 and 29.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 05-09-13 23:00

Originally Posted by Dr Kenneth W [View Original Post]

Lilsexyme or liljewel for my first dream from this forum? Mostly interested in BBBJCIM. I love to dream about touching women and hate when in the dream they tell me I can't touch something.

Lilsexyme you will be glad you did she never in a hurry and everything is on the nenu. She is great BBBJCIM.